Conversation Between Fuu Kasumi and Sympathy

oh, you found the article i wrote about life as a lizard person. i was hoping it would shed light on lizard person culture and maybe end some of the lizard person phobia that plagues this country.

i have a dream... that one day my poor little lizard children will not be judged by the scaliness of their skin but by the content of their character.

i said we need to do our laundry *coughandkillallhumanscough*

sorry, something in my throat.

oh, that's cool, man. do your laund--wait what?

actually washing machines and dryers are forbidden technology on the lizard homeworld. we just want to do our laundry.

and kill all humans.

I knew it! I told Scully and she wouldn't believe me. (How many times, how many things has she seen and she just won't believe!)
What are your plans??? Are you and your alien lizard people going to colonize the earth? take over? Whatever it is you're up to, I'll stop you. I will let the truth be known.

i thought that was clear from the beginning of our conversation. i even said "i am an alien lizard person." you can't prove i didn't.

that's it Spooky, i'm using my executive and made-up authority to shut down the X-Files. not the tv show, i mean i'm shutting you an Scully down. i'm a lizard, i don't have to explain myself

It's all I've been trying to do and I'll never stop until the truth is known. They keep trying to shut us down, but Scully and I persevere.

No, no I'm not an alien lizard person... wait, what do you mean by "too"? are you an alien lizard person?

it's okay Spooky Mulder, i believe in your crackpot theories about aliens. i know the government is covering up the truth, they don't want people to know about lizard people and the Illumernati. also the loch ness monster and dracula. but i digest.

it's time you show the world the truth. unless...

oh no...

you're an alien lizard person too!

i apologize if i frighten the children, but this is my life