DOOM!
08-20-2010, 08:20 PM
Most of you are sissies who don't know what Kane & Lynch is, but if only you hadn't wasted your time playing WoW or some other lame Japano/Philipino/Koren MMO, you'd feel that the movie after an epic videogame like that would be just atrocious. Below is the script of the movie that's going to be made, I command you to listen through all the spoilers!
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Did you hear that? Bruce Willis (the always good guy who just won't die) playing Kane, and Jamie Foxx (Mr. fancy life, passion and amor) to play -an educated- Lynch. Their orignal names won't be kept, they don't do heists for money, they do it for a stupid chip and have to SAVE THE WORLD?
Why do they do this? Why do the movie people want to ruin a good game franchise? And in such a tasteless, degenerate manner.
Why, people?
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txZM-ANzZf4
Did you hear that? Bruce Willis (the always good guy who just won't die) playing Kane, and Jamie Foxx (Mr. fancy life, passion and amor) to play -an educated- Lynch. Their orignal names won't be kept, they don't do heists for money, they do it for a stupid chip and have to SAVE THE WORLD?
Why do they do this? Why do the movie people want to ruin a good game franchise? And in such a tasteless, degenerate manner.
Why, people?