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Eris
04-19-2010, 04:11 PM
"A bizarre service has launched in Switzerland where people can hire an 'Evil Clown' to stalk (and presumably terrify) their friends and family. For £400 (an ominous 666 Swiss francs) one of his terrifying-looking clowns will follow their victim for a week playing tricks on them."

Read more at news lite (http://newslite.tv/2010/04/14/evil-clown-service-to-scare-at.html).

Discuss evil clown rental, and evil clowns in general.
GameGeeks
04-19-2010, 04:18 PM
Wish something like this existed in the states. I'd pay for a years worth of harassment. Would be worth every penny.
-Batman-
04-19-2010, 04:26 PM
Wish something like this existed in the states. I'd pay for a years worth of harassment. Would be worth every penny.

Sadly it can't.
Because it would only be open for 2 days before the clown was thrown in jail.
Zandan
04-19-2010, 04:27 PM
Sadly it can't.
Because it would only be open for 2 days before the clown was thrown in jail.

Or before a trigger happy father shot the clown for stalking his daughter.
Eris
04-19-2010, 04:34 PM
Ah, those wacky Americans with their lawsuits and shotguns.
GameGeeks
04-19-2010, 04:39 PM
Yeah, can I move in with you and hire a clown?
Eris
04-19-2010, 04:40 PM
Dunno. Seems they only operate in Switzerland.
DOOM!
04-19-2010, 04:43 PM
Then I guess they can jump the border for just a few miles to come to my parties.
Cobra Commander
04-20-2010, 12:11 AM
sending CV now.
Gero50
04-20-2010, 12:17 AM
Sounds interesting, it would be great pay back if someone played a very mean trick on you in the past. Though idk if I would do it even if I could.
CrystalAce
04-20-2010, 09:43 AM
That's very clever. I see that entrepreneurs these days are finally finding good investment in insanity.
Ashminigun
04-20-2010, 10:13 AM
That will make someone birthday the most unforgettable in his/her life. He/she probably will suffer from coulrophobia after that week of stalking.
-GAZKUL-
04-20-2010, 02:34 PM
it sounds a bit like Stephen king's IT
*Tsuki*
04-20-2010, 03:42 PM
it sounds a bit like Stephen king's IT


"I've always been a huge fan of stephen Kings "it" with Pennywise the clown and "The Game" with Michael Douglas -- so the idea just evolved from there.

Anyway, I would absolutely hate that.
All clowns are freaky . . . having one stalk me . . .
Great, now I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life.
Haoie
04-21-2010, 03:07 AM
Last time I checked, stalking was illegal everywhere.
Eris
04-21-2010, 06:43 AM
Last time I checked, stalking was illegal everywhere.

Wow. You've actually read the laws of every single country in the world? How did you find the time and patience to do that?
-GAZKUL-
04-21-2010, 02:30 PM
i would be genuinely interested how long the clown would last in Dumfries, The Redneck Capital of Europe. before he got beaten up by an angry boyfriend /girlfriend /father /dog.
Condey
04-22-2010, 07:13 PM
Why rent when I've already captured to the soul of Pennywise the clown?
Wio
04-23-2010, 01:52 AM
What happens when one of the clowns tricks gets out of hand and causes significant damages? Do these clowns have malmischeif insurance?
SGI
04-25-2010, 05:28 AM
I heard this on the radio the other day and here I will post my thoughts at that time.

"Damn, I think I'm going to get in contact and start a franchise in my local area"
http://hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/evil-clown-love1.jpg
Syaoran
04-25-2010, 11:10 AM
0.0 I absolutely hate clowns. I mean seriously why would your mother or friend set a creepy clown to stalk you?
~DB
sylvi
04-25-2010, 01:14 PM
I'll be taking my 3-year-old cousin out for a birthday party in Switzerland next weekend.
Mirun
04-25-2010, 08:08 PM
Sounds like a ingenious plan. I'd gotta get myself in Switzerland. I wonder if they'll let me back in after last years incident though.