Say unexpected things

[Eris]

A thread for saying things people won't expect you to say. They can be true, false, or ha-ha only serious.


I'm a disco dancer baby, and my feet won't touch the floor.

[Daenerys]

I hate Lady Gaga.

[Diocletian]

I hate Lady Gaga.

[Eris]

Let's get married. I want a hetronormal relationship smack bang in the middle of suburbia with 2.3 kids, a dog and a white picket fence.

[poshyterra]

i bought two Zhu Zhu pets today! Nugget and Skoodles! :D i am such a dork

^actually true

[Daenerys]

I love Sephiroth I hope one day we can get married and have all that crap Eris just said!

[Miss Moonlight]

Betty White is my role model.

[Kaname Shikara]

I absolutely hate wolves. Bah, away with them....

Not true in the slightest, obviously XD

[Diocletian]

Well, I've been saving for a custom van and I've been playing for a cover band. And my baby doesn't understand why I never turned from boy to man.

[John Watson]

"You can find in da club, bottle full 'o bub."

[Eris]

Why would I want to be a cyborg with computers hooked into my nervous system? That's just sick and wrong! I'm fine being a vanilla human. Don't want lasers shooting out of my eyes at all.

[poshyterra]

I'm a yaoi fangirl.

(and i'm Mary, Queen of Scotts)

[Ryuuzaki HD]

unexpected things

[Sephiroth]

Pickled Cheese Nuts

[Miss Moonlight]

... Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?!

[Eris]

... Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?!

It's my desire.

[sa5m]

I woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, then brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

[Sephiroth]

Simple chances precede the causes of mavericks, stolen Quicken, my bike, and something clinchy that is horrid. Blessed is he who in the name of Good Will(tm) shepherds the meek beneath my glory, for it is the keeper of my children. Speak now but have not a mark of reason, but before the gates open, I will hinder the lake of time. Collapse, my friend. You are dining.

[Diocletian]

I woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, then brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

You should probably get checked by a dentist if you've been doing that a lot lately. You might be causing more plaque than good.

[Daenerys]

Fidelity is for loooosers

[sa5m]

You should probably get checked by a dentist if you've been doing that a lot lately. You might be causing more plaque than good.
I didn't have time to do that because after brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack, I left for the night and ain't come back. I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes. Trying on all our clothes, clothes.

[Eris]

This thread upsets my feelings.

[Sephiroth]

Miss Cleo, help us...

[deep blue]

It`s difficult for me to answer this because I`m not sure what preconceived notions people have of me here... I haven`t been here for very long.

I don`t know... I failed math in the 9th grade. Considering I`m going into teaching that fact may be unexpected.

[Eris]

It`s difficult for me to answer this because I`m not sure what preconceived notions people have of me here... I haven`t been here for very long.

I don`t know... I failed math in the 9th grade. Considering I`m going into teaching that fact may be unexpected.

Well, in that case, you could go bonkers and say completely nonsensical things. Like

"DICTIONARY FIRE!!! The fifth scooter monger sells yesterday for many distress?"

[Vyndrasta]

"You can find in da club, bottle full 'o bub."

Go shawty, it's your birthday, and yous a ten.

[Sephiroth]

Well, in that case, you could go bonkers and say completely nonsensical things. Like

"DICTIONARY FIRE!!! The fifth scooter monger sells yesterday for many distress?"
lolwut

[deep blue]

Well, in that case, you could go bonkers and say completely nonsensical things. Like

"DICTIONARY FIRE!!! The fifth scooter monger sells yesterday for many distress?"

But for those who know me they would see that behaviour as normal and expected.

Clearly in my mind I think people think that I am predictably unpredictable, but they may really find me be to unpredictable entirely. I don`t know.

[Gero50]

I hate computers and design of any kind.

[Battler Ushiromiya]

I hate anime, and manga and people that love it are evil!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjHrExOM-ww
AND THAT!!!

[knives1019]

Im friends with ManBearPig. we like cake.

[Cobra Commander]

Can't read my..can't read my...poker face...

[SakuraFox512]

Crack pairings kick @$$

[Battler Ushiromiya]

Can you feel the love tonight?
Nope not at all.
Toot toot a boat.
nice boat.
Sekai.
It's over 9:00 PM.... in america....
My spoon is too bloody.
Silly shirts only.
Save our Higurashi!
Oh shiny!
Go pokeball!
Ninja art!!! purple jump suit!!!!
Mclovin
IT'S A.......... TRAMP!!!!
1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1. and thats how babies are made and delivered by the stork.
The other other other kind of white meat.

[Miss Moonlight]

You can do what you wanna do ...

in living color!

[Dark Wolf 09]

I hate furries.

Hmn...Is this true or not true? Only you can decide

[Miss Moonlight]

I don't want to wait
for my lunch to get colder
... why can't I eat it now?
I don't want to wait
For, ... new toyota ...
I want the car
That's got a lot of gas!

[poshyterra]

i totally just ate two entire boxes of Pocky

[MissChelly]

i bought two Zhu Zhu pets today! Nugget and Skoodles! :D i am such a dork

^actually true

XD I want to get one of those! I too... am a dork. :P
That can be my statement also... not the dork part as that's nothing too unexpected, just the Zhu Zhu pet thing. haha.

[TheThunderBringer]

It's people!

[lilaznkid]

Itsa me Mario!

[Ashminigun]

A:If the Mods moderate the users, who will moderate the Mods?
B:The Admins, duh!
A:But, who will mod the Admins?

[Zedekiah]

Hobbes is doing it wrong.

[Lily Rock]

"Man! I love horses... I wish i had a horse!"

-Ellis , L4D2

[Heinekenrana]

Whoops, dart in your neck.

[Gero50]

I do not like science at all.

[-GAZKUL-]

lets try the subtle approach:ninja:

[knives1019]

I pick my cats nose and eat it. Only with a nice cold one though.

[Reonic Flux]

No.

>.>

[Vyndrasta]

I love you?
NO I DO!

[*Tsuki*]

. . . I can't think of anything. . .
(no seriously, I can't. Someone help me out, here)

[Vyndrasta]

. . . I can't think of anything. . .
(no seriously, I can't. Someone help me out, here)

How about, "ZOMG LIEK I LOVE YOU TOO VYN!!!!" :D

[*Tsuki*]

How about, "ZOMG LIEK I LOVE YOU TOO VYN!!!!" :D


"ZOMG LIEK I LOVE YOU TOO VYN!!!!"

I hate you. With all my being, I utterly and completely despise you.
Go die in a hole.

[Lily Rock]

Omg Omg Omg!! It's Raining Survivors!!!!!!

[Rei]

Omg Omg Omg!! It's Raining Survivors!!!!!!


wHAT L4D?

I HATE yaoi.

[knives1019]

do you know what rocks?.....the 5bucks Box. Thank you the not so athletic anymore Charles Barkly.

[Cantelope]

YOU HEAR THAT DAD!?! He's a MOLESTER!! A CHIIIIILD MOLESTOR!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdmPeuUIFlo

[Lily Rock]

Edit:
I am a proudly and dedicated member to...!

http://i61.servimg.com/u/f61/14/51/78/78/hahalo10.jpg

[Sakura Holic]

You should probably get checked by a dentist if you've been doing that a lot lately. You might be causing more plaque than good.
I thought alcohol kills plaque?

[SinYan]

This thread sucks.

[Bugsiee]

I hate avocado's, when you mash them up they always look like dog poo or baby poo and the same goes for apples.

[Beast]

My name is Puff, the magic dragon.

[-GAZKUL-]

i hate beer

[Hakuchuumu]

I sneezed on myself. Ew.. Oh gawd, it's everywhere. D:

[daft]

Just whip it!

[Lily Rock]

I am each and every zombie from L4D2(expect spittah' and smokah')
Atleast i sound like each and every :D:D

[-GAZKUL-]

im a giant three headed monster with no ears:mad:

[Creed_x]

A giant two feet big bumble bee chased me for 10 miles :eek:

[nekosenshi]

It's a miracle how long we can stay in a world our minds created, in a world full of s ' ' ' !

[Condey]

I'm a social butterfly, ladies man and all-around charismatic stallion. With a penchant for seduction as well as smooth moves, I glide along the social atmosphere with ease and swagger.

[Hypatia]

See a penny pick it up and all the day you'll have good luck:)

[poshyterra]

I am strong when I am on your shoulders. You raise me up to more than I can be...

[Skylar1]

I don't get it...

[poshyterra]

Eric: it was part of a song i was listening to. Just something unexpected/random

My favorite cheese is pepper jack

[LOVE STUFF]

Cereal with mustard is good on sundays!

[-Ro-]

Hi hitler



I hete-a it, Bork Bork Bork! Zee Mejur dresses leeke-a a helff-neked sloot in 1st Geeg. Dooreeng zee shoo's roon she-a sedooces a Breeteesh gooerd beffure-a knuckeeng heem oooot, she-a peredes eruoond un undereged Cheenese-a buy elmust neked sefe-a punteees und a tooel dreped eruoond her neck, und she-a hes i-sex veet a creeme-a mugool tu get intu hees foolt. She-a ects slootty und dresses slootty-ifee thet bettle-a sooeet she-a veers mekes her luuk slootty-it drevs tuu mooch ettenteeun tu tu her chest und boott und crutch


Teach me Jap-, I mean Germania too sensei
:P

[Vyndrasta]

Hi hitler

I don't think Hitler would be saying Hi back to you. xD lol

[Miss Moonlight]

if we evacuate the dance floor ... where will people dance?!

[Skylar1]

I wonder if Ben Franklin would enjoy playing Dance Dance Revolution?

[Bugsiee]

There is a whole in sumones skwl dress, under their arm. They know who they are. USE DEODIRENT!

[Reonic Flux]

Previous poster is very good in spelling words correctly.

/sarcasm

XD

Joke only... :))

EDIT: I started a new page... Oh fail.

[Bugsiee]

Previous poster is very good in spelling words correctly.

/sarcasm

XD

Joke only... :))

EDIT: I started a new page... Oh fail.

Hy i was in a rush and i'm not that great at spelling.

[Lily Rock]

I want to eat boomers!

[Raiden17]

Man I'm so tired of playing Metal Gear Solid while watching Code Geass

(It's a highly advanced skill)

[Lily Rock]

Get your hands in the dirt!

[Bayonetta]

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me

Stalker-stalkerazzi.

[-Ro-]

I don't think Hitler would be saying Hi back to you. xD lol

I greatly dislike when paparazi song stuck in my head. and when hitler doesnt' say hi back :cry:

[poshyterra]

~A veces, nosotras comemos la cena con nuestra hermana mayor.~

[Vyndrasta]

I greatly dislike when paparazi song stuck in my head. and when hitler doesnt' say hi back :cry:

Hahaha. I knew what that meant.

One other thing thats "unexpected" of me to say:
"FROM NOW ON YOU'RE PRIVATE SNOBALLS!"

[elphie]

I drink spider milk shakes.

[Miss Moonlight]

Aren't we friends? aren't we friends? so ... what's the problem? LET ME BORROW THE TOP.

[Sephiroth]

Back up into my hands.

[knives1019]

I like your hair.....Can I touch it?:eek:

[Anime Forum]

Dude, who stole my cigs.

[Anuket]

I've been stalking this guy ever since he was born, no seriously I have.

xD

[Red&Stiletto]

Sweets are for losers. >.>

[Skylar1]

Somebody's stalking me..

only way this thread could have gotten necro'd.. o_0;

[Anime Forum]

Somebody's stalking me..

only way this thread could have gotten necro'd.. o_0;

What if I told you that somebody was me?

[Jmosies]

Here we go, the party of a lifetime, 31st of December man I remember when, the ball dropped for 90 now it's nine nine...that's 10 years behind me.

[under the rain]

They're called the religious right for a reason.

[.Sev]

Unexpected things.

[Ashminigun]

I'm pervert.

Shocking isn't it?

[Ranshiin]

I'M DRUNK!



lol.

[under the rain]

Penguin shifts it around the heart. A matrix riots across it. Penguin shines behind the invalid. Does the unpredictable parade work against it?

Penguin towers over the background. The mortal knights the hand over her gratuitous packet. Opposite penguin migrates it. A contentious courier accomplishes penguin beneath her knife. Any patched associate punishes the stuff.

It bubbles. A back farms the grade wreck. This biologist scripts it into a derivative. The anniversary defects past a parameter!

Near a height refrains penguin. The coach balances penguin. Penguin elaborates within the bold prisoner. Why can't it migrate? Penguin arrests the concentrate on top of the urban borderline.

It works this retirement pit. The nicer advantage rewrites an exceeding calm. A tidy handful awakes penguin within the snobbery. Into penguin apologizes an urge. Penguin primes an eight libel above the east.

Next to whatever explanatory classic hunts the industrial geometry. Penguin plants the inexperienced thief. Penguin apologizes for the formula on top of a decay. Around penguin scores it.

[Nanobyte]

I hate Lady Gaga.
^That.

Also, The cake was the truth after all. ;-;
And you just WON the game! Congratulations.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I'm naked.

[Meenah]

I'm naked.

Very unexpected.

This is madness.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Very unexpected.

This is madness.

Madness? MADNESS?!

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

[AzureDark]

I'm taking requests!

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I request that girl in your signature. ;)

[Lily Rock]

I hate WoW--

[Maxxert]

I just farted.

[Xeyuzio]

Christine O'Donnell is my god.

[Ranshiin]

I hate pizza.

And now for something completely different.

[Skilero]

The paralytic dreams, traveling through moonbeams, intoxicated my mind.

[Ranshiin]

In Soviet Russia, unexpected things say YOU.

[animeyay]

I'm taking requests!
This one is def unexpected.

As for my own, "Let's have sex!"

[::SomeOtherCookiez::]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[Ghost]

i Love Hip-Hop and Rap

[TheyCallMeFei]

Let's get dressed!

[Aulos]

Why can't Spring get here already? I hate winter, it's so depressing.

[Nanobyte]

This is beginning to look like a 'What is your Facebook status?' topic.

[Anoleis]

Wolves are completely overrated.

[Uncanny X-Man]

I'm in your face but yet I'm not touching you.

[MirrorToTheMoon]

I can fly.

[CapnJack]

Im expecting the next thing to be said to be unexpected. Yay, I just noted a paradox! Grab the marshmallows kids we're camping out under the blackhole tonight.

[Lily Rock]

U.N Owen Was Sparta

[Vintniv]

I'm thinking of saving 15% or more on Auto Insurance by changing to Geico.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I came.

[Meenah]

Vashyron is pretty darn spiffy.

[Token Black Guy]

I have seen the top of the mountain, and it was good.

[Twelfth]

Yikes, I forgot to zip my pants.

[Lily Rock]

Old Spice.

[Kentaro Kurosaki]

Bah bah bahgock!!!!

[Maxxert]

Blaaark.

[Xeyuzio]

I'm a Sony fanhttp://www.animeforum.com/images/unknown.png.

[Ranshiin]

I just wasted ten seconds of your life.

[Fuu Kasumi]

This can't be my baby because I don't love it!

[DragonSoul]

Monkeys Can Fly and now they are on fire

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Yikes, I forgot to zip my pants.

I don't have any pants.


Vashyron is pretty darn spiffy.

Of course! =D

[Armageddon]

When I turned 11, I waited all day to receive an envelope written in emerald ink accepting me to Hogwarts.. Lol.. I dunno.

[Meenah]

My face feels soft.

[SigmaSD]

Whose this Vashyron? Sounds like the name of a VD or something.

I finished my water bottle. blah.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I believe he's the reincarnation of a God.

[Ashminigun]

@Sumimasen (http://www.animeforum.com/member.php?u=252701):EXCUSE ME! <3

[Uncanny X-Man]

Ever tried to have you earwax to be made of curry?

[Sumimasen]

Excuse me dear.

[OminousCloud]

I'm pregnant.

[Kaname Shikara]

Where's the 4-leaf clover? Last I checked it was up your nose @___@

[Ranshiin]

Yo! Yo! Yo homie!

[Meenah]

I can see up your left nostril.

[Infinita]

I seem to have misplaced my pants...oh...wait...no....

[Ramona Flowers]

I want some fried oysters

[Nanobyte]

That mongoose is not a fried guitar string!

[Token Black Guy]

I came, i saw, and i just Demon Kicked somebody in the chest.

[Nanobyte]

That blasted balloon is not some antique ballet!

[Lily Rock]

Bad Company 2 is better than MW2/Black Ops, wait, that wasn't unexpected...?
Tom Cruise is looking good. O.o

[Fuu Kasumi]

You're just as sane as I am.

[Seimeinokami 2.0]

I am really Helen Keller.

[Jmosies]

Your shoe's untied.

[Accalia]

I wonder if Betty Boop`s boobs are real >.<

[Seimeinokami 2.0]

Who is Tiger Woods?

[OminousCloud]

Alas, some wearisome woodchuck lividly beat through the fumbling bat.

[Ashminigun]

*Grabs @OminousCloud (http://www.animeforum.com/member.php?u=86004):* GAUNTLET HADES!

[Ramona Flowers]

guys suck

[Meenah]

I wonder how guys can walk knowing their balls dangle between their legs...

[Ranshiin]

I support Wing!

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I made a post....UNEXPECTEDLY!

[Accalia]

I thin Real Madrid sucks even though I`ve never watched a single game

[Ashminigun]

Let's go derpderp over AF!

[Accalia]

I`m tired of partying :'(

[Lily Rock]

I wonder how guys can walk knowing their balls dangle between their legs...

Cause we're proud of it.

[-GAZKUL-]

Sarah palin is pretty hot.

[CapnJack]

Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals...

...HES MY BOYFRIEND!

[Rolo Vi Britannia]

I want to marry Snooki.

[Videogamer555]

Goomba a la mode

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Sarah palin is pretty hot.
No she ain't. She's only hot in the anime style fan art of her that I found on Gelbooru (rehosted on tinypic so I can post here)

http://i54.tinypic.com/k2ba0i.jpg

[Shinn Kamiyra]

Goomba a la mode

---------- Post added at 06:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:58 PM ----------


No she ain't. She's only hot in the anime style fan art of her that I found on Gelbooru (rehosted on tinypic so I can post here)

http://i54.tinypic.com/k2ba0i.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzYRvaD-xkQ

[Token Black Guy]

Goomba a la mode

---------- Post added at 06:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:58 PM ----------


No she ain't. She's only hot in the anime style fan art of her that I found on Gelbooru (rehosted on tinypic so I can post here)

http://i54.tinypic.com/k2ba0i.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2R7KGeDSKQg/TJ6KKBGzuxI/AAAAAAAAAHs/AEoem_y3wWM/s640/kill-it-with-fire-demotivational-poster-1235695993.jpg

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Where does VG find all this crap?

[Token Black Guy]

Where does VG find all this crap?
I'm not sure if we really want to know the answer to that.

[Meenah]

If Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift got married, they'll both be Taylor Lautner.

[DeathBlade/13.666]

Bob Villa owns all.

[Rei]

Where does VG find all this crap?

...that's not something unexpected at all.

I love you, Taylor Swift!!! (Not, actually...)

[Fuu Kasumi]

if taylor lautner and taylor swift got married, they'll both be taylor lautner.

There can be only ONE!

[Nanobyte]

I'm up at 5 in my testweek.... for fun.

[Videogamer555]

http://i54.tinypic.com/fyldgn.jpg

[SigmaSD]

If I were to change my name to something, it be Angel Starfish McCloud.

[Lei Long]

Daniel tosh... = lol

[Token Black Guy]

I'm glad that idiot VG555 finally got banned! I wuz sick and tired uh seein' dat dumb fool. He wuz nodin' but some sucker. Right On! Dat mo'on wuz drunk on stupid, and igno'ant as hell! De dumb punk played himself. What it is, Mama! Let's bounce dog!

[Fuu Kasumi]

lol <--looks like a man drowning.

[Skilero]

Post to increase post count.

[Norwegian Moose]

Fire ze missiles!!

[Ellxeeva]

Twilight is the best movie of all time!!!




*pukes*

[Lily Rock]

Danzai!

[Ghost]

I am the best Gamer in the world Yeaaah

[::SomeOtherCookiez::]

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt307/divathedragon912/Lol.png

[Accalia]

If a drop of sperm has more life then a drop of blood, one might wonder, why doesn`t Dracula suck c**k... the answer is simple- Edward Cullen`s got that one covered.

[Lily Rock]

BattleCruiser Operational.

[MistaCloudStrife]

How I Met Your Mother is the funniest series of all time! Real story.

[SigmaSD]

Is Oscar the Grouch supposed to represent inner city hobos?

If so, then does cookie monster represent crackheads?

[S o l o]

Shakira is my babe wifey.

[::SomeOtherCookiez::]

http://images0.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3843742/FOREVER-ALONE.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Forever-Alone

[Meteorkeeper]

My body is made up of 99% crazy and 1% cheese wiz.

[Aleyna]

I don't like lobsters.....XD

[Nesh]

So Fankenstain was a mad doctor???

[truegamenerd]

The 4kids One Piece dub was the greatest dub of all time.....* try's to hold straight face*

[Twelfth]

I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

[Penshiru]

I have 10 Kelly Clarkson songs on my Ipod.... and I want more!

[Aleyna]

Justin Beiber is haaaaaawtttt!

[Shinn Kamiyra]

I hereby declare war on all unnecessary bullcrap in this world! >< First up on my hit list is Justin Beiber and that sham of a haircut of his!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h210/ShinnKamiyra/Killitwithfire.jpg

[Aleyna]

I just had sex! RLY? U did??? You'll neva know! ;)

[SigmaSD]

I'm wearing a hello kitty bandana.

[Aleyna]

I'm wearing a hello kitty bandana.
Wannabe Asian gangsta! XD

[SigmaSD]

Wannabe Asian gangsta! XD

You just hate me cause I'm...um..uh...Asian??!!! @__@;;;

[Bou]

Oh my gosh! I open my mouth and a little purse falls out! How did that get in there?

[Aleyna]

You just hate me cause I'm...um..uh...Asian??!!! @__@;;;

Lies! I'm Azn! XD

[SigmaSD]

Lies! I'm Azn! XD
If your Azn then I'm waieet.

[Aleyna]

If your Azn then I'm waieet.
Hellz yea! You a tawny white person! XD Pika, Pika Chuuuuu!

[ELR]

It's the best day of the year, someone throw the confetti, IT'S LONELY DAY!!

[Aleyna]

Psyai ya yai is my favorite expression to use right now! XD

[ELR]

lol, Come now, how many people truly have a Valentine on this day? It's like asking how many girls truly like wearing dresses in this day and age. =x Sorry if I speak over my boundaries, just making a small point.

[Aleyna]

I love wearing dresses, sundresses, but not all the time! >_<

[Aku no Hikari]

SUPER... TURBO... TURKEY... PUNCHER... THREEEEEEEEEEEEE





reference anyone?

[Aleyna]

The hokey pokey is what it's all about!

[Senjou_Akira]

I lost my brain!!

[Nesh]

If my school is burning, I'll help extinguish it with gasoline XD
http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles34608.jpg

[Kusuke]

If I'm in an elevator that has a snapped cable I will not freak out and jump at the last floor.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3LqnZ8i06iE/TO088GdZZnI/AAAAAAAAAFc/bDSiomx-KmI/s1600/1285815473390.jpg

[Aleyna]

CHOCOLATE!!!!*~sounding like the chocolate guy from Spongebob SquarePants.

[S o l o]

It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool.
HERPA DERP.

[Aleyna]

"Herpa" instantly makes me think of the word herpies.

[Skylar1]

If I'm in an elevator that has a snapped cable I will not freak out and jump at the last floor.
Lol. I see why it's trollface.

[KamekoSensei]

Jawbreakers are my favorite candy

[Aleyna]

I can't believe it's not butter!

[Nanobyte]

The Greymarch is approaching, and YOU're going to stop it.

[S o l o]

I'm gonna say somethin' fun like 'Oh yeah I'm havin' a Fun time'

[Fuu Kasumi]

If you wanna know me, here's two facts: I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
Hungry, hungry hypocrite.

[Aleyna]

Don't Wake Daddy! That game was messed up! XD

[Nesh]

Tragedy:
my chandelier had hanged, and my fridge is "deadly cold" ;-)

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From today on I'm on a Night Diet
- I won't eat anything while I'm sleeping!

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Looks like the citizen consciousness for vactination has grown.
Last night I saw a man infront of the entrance, he was doing it by himself! XD

[Aleyna]

Oh Yea!*~breaks through teh internetz like a Kool-Aid Man.

[Lily Rock]

Price and Soap's random talk while in the boats in the second last mission.
Price: Soap.
Soap: Yes, Price?
Price: Do you mind rubbing my back?
Soap: ARGH! CAN YOU STOP THAT?!

[Ranshiin]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEquit.

http://www.smashboards.com/images/smilies/troll.png

[::SomeOtherCookiez::]

I've got a secret.
It's on the tip of my tongue,
it's on the back of my lungs.
And I'm gonna keep it.
I know something you don't know.

[Aleyna]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time~*~dances like the banana XD

[Nene-Chan]

I'm a otaku and I don't care what anyone else sayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss xD

[Skilero]

Jill: "Johnderp, I've beenherp lyingherp to you..derp..there's something I need to tell you."
John: "Wut?"
Jill:"I have derpesherp. It's a lot likederpherpes, but differentherpderp."
John:
DERP?

[::SomeOtherCookiez::]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time~*~dances like the banana XD

Omg yesh!

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with the baseball bat! <3 8DDDDD

[Aleyna]

Omg yesh!

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with the baseball bat! <3 8DDDDD

Now where you at? Now where you at? Now where you at? Now where you at? Now there you go! there you go! there you go! there you go! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!

[Aku no Hikari]

Unexpected things.


No, I don't want to go look through 10 pages to see if someone has already said that; I'm so damn sure it happened.
That's exactly why it's unexpected that someone repeats it now.
http://instantrimshot.com/

[Shinn Kamiyra]

Now where you at? Now where you at? Now where you at? Now where you at? Now there you go! there you go! there you go! there you go! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!

Aw, what the hell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA

[Fuu Kasumi]

I prefer ice cream and cake, and cake.