Post Game: Start a rumor about the AF member above you

[Eris]

In here, you start a rumor about the AF member above you.

E.g. "Mavericker was Eris' troll account."

[Capernicus]

Eris is not genderless, and is in fact female.

[Miss Moonlight]

Capernicus actually does wear pink panties.

I've seen them!

[Anime Forum]

Miss Moonlight has dated every single man user on this forum, including eris [ female ]

[Annie Hall]

^ Secretly loves Miss Moonlight and is in the throws of unrequited love.

[SGI]

^ Is actually a trained monkey. Used in an experiment on monkey vs. redneck intelligence.

[Capernicus]

SGI rides a kangaroo to work everyday. True story.

[Miss Moonlight]

^ Sings in the shower, and washes with a pink loofah and hello kitty bubble bath.

It's ok. I do it all the time.

[SGI]

^ Is really an A cup.

[Opinionated]

^ Is not acutally from Mad Max Land (Australia)

[SGI]

^ Was the inspiration for Humungus (From Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior)

[Annie Hall]

^ rips off movies based on books starring Johnny Depp for AF user titles

[Miss Moonlight]

^ eats live jigglypuffs, and therefore saddens me.

[Teddy2116]

^makes me cry in a corner every night

[Ayame_Sohma]

^ is living next door to me...hi!!! *brings over cake*

[Negi]

^wears pants inside out.

[Aku no Hikari]

^ have seen Ayame Sohma's pants.

[Skylar1]

^ lives in France

[IcePriestess]

^ Every day eats chocolate, hiding behind the sofa.

[None of the above]

^is the result of a successful sexual reproduction of an alien with a bacteria.

[Buruku]

Hawkatex is half human half hawk....please believe.

[Skylar1]

^ bro-fists everyone she meets.

[Ayame_Sohma]

^is a robot who will come a destroy us..all

[IFS]

^ wears pink pajamas with hannah montanah pics on them

[Ayame_Sohma]

^ is secretly in love with the Jonas Brothers.

[IcePriestess]

^ Dresses like a ninja and acts in front of the mirror

[Yugure's Goddess]

^ Doesn't actually live in a Frozen Castle! D=!

[Sanosuke23]

So I hear Yugure's Goddess doesn't even KNOW Yugure, not even getting into being worshipped by them. Also, her right foot is a clarinet. True story!

[Capernicus]

Okay...seriously guys? You all are doing it wrong. Using "^" as the subject of the rumor is lazy. I know it's supposed to be the person above you, but what if someone posts before you do and you don't notice? And realistically, your rumors should not be random junk like "(user) plays tennis in underwear every Saturday". It should be something specific to the person, with some thought put into it. And if you don't have a clever rumor for the person above you, then don't post! Also, don't post too much...it's no fun making rumors about the same people over and over again.

Sno (Sanosuke23) stole his nickname from Snowolf. Srs.

[Annie Hall]

Cappy has a God complex

[Fabala]

Wolley plays tennis in underwear every Saturday.

[-Batman-]

Fabala is actually an android.

[Anime Forum]

That Batman fellow.. did you know he's really superman in disguise?

[Schecter]

Is probably a ginger...the worst of the STDs.



EDIT: \/ down there, well played \/

[KamiKenpachi]

Schecter thinks anime is pure evil. ( Ya I suck at this and this is no rumor it is a fact! )

[Bun-chan]

KamiKenpachi actually really doesnt like nagato yuki at all...

[blueangel06661]

Bun-chan is terrified of buns of anykind. The edible ones, hair style, you name it. They send her flying away. Also he's a -Kun. Jus sayin.

[ultra_maniac]

total arcade game maniac

[OminousCloud]

ultra_maniac is secretly planning a coup d'etat in regards to possession of Eris' deathray

[.Lovebeat]

Anime Forum is planning to overthrow Princess Minako.

[Light Buster]

.Lovebeat doesn't actually have a love beat. O_O

[IcePriestess]

Light Buster actually went out with .LoveBeat, that's why he says it

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Made this new account.

[Eris]

"Loading ████████████ 99%" actually finished loading days ago.

[.Tatty.]

Eris stares of pictures of sheep all day with bad thoughts whirling through her genius little mind.

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Eris stares of pictures of sheep all day with bad thoughts whirling through her genius little mind.

It's meant to be a rumour, not something that's true.

[.Tatty.]

The above dude tries so hard to troll but sadly, he fails.

[Capernicus]

Tattster actually rigged the SotW 77 contest, that's how he won (or "tied" really).

[.Tatty.]

Capernicus is secretly straight D:

(sorry all i could come up with ;.; )

[Miss Moonlight]

Tattster steals ladies' undergarments and wears them.

[Bulf]

Miss Moonlight is actually the Jonas Brother's biggest fan.

[Primarch Lorgar]

Mr Nintendo actually works for SEGA.

[Capernicus]

I beat MrNintendo at Smash Bros. Brawl. His Bowser was no match for my Toon Link.

Also, Primarch Lorgar is a Kiwi, not an Aussie.

[Primarch Lorgar]

Capernicus really hates both men and women and wants to marry a cat, or so i here.

[John Watson]

^--- SO doesnt like me. xDD

[Primarch Lorgar]

.Lali has a crush on me she just can't admit it

[kleyrxD]

Primarch Lorgar will ignore the love of .Lali because he's a dog. =D

[Primarch Lorgar]

~//-ErialC-//~ actually kills kittens for fun.

[Artcell]

Primarch Lorgar stole my laptop!

[*Tsuki*]

.Elmer is secretly planning on taking over the world using Big Bird action figures.

[Artcell]

*Tsuki* can eat an elephant,she is so fat.xDDD

[Ashminigun]

.Elmer is one of my secret admirer. Gotcha!
This really oppose to my principle >_>

[kleyrxD]

The La La La Man eats bugs for breakfast. lol

[Stripes]

~//-ErialC-//~ eats dog food for she believes it to be tastier than human food....

[Primarch Lorgar]

Genki Dama works for one of those indian call centers and has no problem calling you about changing your service provider right when your in the middle of cookin dinner.

[Miss Moonlight]

Primarch Lorgar sleeps with a blankie.

[Capernicus]

Miss Moonlight is secretly the superheroin of the same name. In the name of bobs, she will punish you! Her arch enemy is Mavericker.

[Primarch Lorgar]

Capernicus = straight as an arrow.

[Eris]

Primach Logar is the leader of a secret cabal dedicated to make all rumors in this thread about Capernicus' sexual orientation.

[.Tatty.]

Eris is secretly in love with Mavericker.

[Anime Forum]

I didn't want to be the one to say this guy. but Tattster isn't wearing any clothes right now.

[Heinekenrana]

DokuMoracku is actually some short blind Mesopotamian dude named Irving.

[Capitán]

Heinekenrana works for Jack Bower.

[*Tsuki*]

xAl-san is a blue fish whose brain has grown to exponential levels. So high, in fact, that it has found a way to use a computer underwater while only using it's brain because it's fins aren't big enough reach the keyboard or mouse.

[Ashminigun]

Rumours has it that *Tsuki* is secret follower of Bob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius)

[Primarch Lorgar]

The La La La man is also a member of the La Le Loo Lay Lo

[Ayame_Sohma]

Primarch Lorgar is the mastermind of hating and wanting to kill Ayame gang.

[Primarch Lorgar]

Ayame Sohma only started a gang because she was scared of the power my Word Bearers have and naturally so.

[Ayame_Sohma]

Primarch Lorgar is the one who is afraid. I'm sorry for not being blonde and stupid.

[Primarch Lorgar]

Ayame Sohma assumes all blondes are stupid

[Capernicus]

Okay you two...go to your corners. Srs.

[OminousCloud]

Caprnicus' closet is filled with Jonas Brothers merchandise

[Artcell]

Anime Forum stole 'THE' name!Boooooo!xDD

[Ayame_Sohma]

thinks my daughter is totally cute and is coming to take her away and bring her to the usa.

[Miss Moonlight]

Ayame_Sohma eats christmas trees.

[SigmaSD]

Miss Moonlight eats Ayame_Sohma.

[Capernicus]

Sigma wants to eat Miss Moonlight.

[Heinekenrana]

Capernicus ate my Bananaphone.

[Fabala]

Heinekenrana is, in fact, a zombie after your braaains. Your delicious braaaaaaains.

[SigmaSD]

Capernicus ate my Bananaphone.

Aww, you broketeth the pattern. :(

Heinekenrana owns me 15 Dave and Buster's tokens.

[Miss Moonlight]

SigmaSD has been tippin' the cows lately.

[Buruku]

Someone told me Moony works at...HOOters.


But does not have nips. Apparently.

[Capernicus]

Really? I heard Brooke stole Moony's nips because they were pink.

[Sanosuke23]

I heard Capernicus stole Brooke's knickers and that's why they're pink.

[Buruku]

Oh a pink joke, good one caps.

[Ashminigun]

The truth is that Buruku despise pink. She's adorn the colour of green

[Artcell]

The La La La man is scared of Barney the Dinosaur.

[Anime Forum]

.Elmer is really a secret agent sent here by the cereal men.

[Artcell]

DoruMoracku is a Mob Boss.

[Primarch Lorgar]

.Elmer is really my father

[Artcell]

Primarch Lorgar is my nephew.

[Stripes]

.Elmer loves lollipops..

[Artcell]

(I do love lollipops)
Genki Dama steals candies from lil kids.

[IcePriestess]

.Elmer actually stole her points from Eris

[ultra_maniac]

ice priestess likes ice fishing in polar

[Primarch Lorgar]

Ultra maniac burns down churches

[Annie Hall]

Lorgar burns down orphanages. and thought paranormal activity was grade A cinema.

[.Tatty.]

Wolley is a tatty hating mean face.

/rumour D:

[Annie Hall]

Tatters is jealous of GFX abilities (rofl)

[Señor Nobody]

Wolley is the head of an organization that practices their various torture techniques on dolphins, nature's plushie.

[Capernicus]

Owly is not actually an owl. He's a bunny.

[Heinekenrana]

Capernicus has an entire shelf of health fairies in bottles trapped in her home.

[Miss Moonlight]

Capernicus has an entire shelf of health fairies in bottles trapped in her home.

... How ... how could she??! ;_____;

Anyway, I heard Heinekenrana robs old ladies on christmas.

ON CHRISTMAS.

[.Tatty.]

Miss Moonlight only knows this because she helps!

AT CHRISTMAS

[Señor Nobody]

Tattster has an amazing collection of cookie monster paraphernalia.

[Capernicus]

Tattster got an amazing collection of cookie monster paraphernalia.

FOR CHRISTMAS

Fixed it for ya.

[Heinekenrana]

Yeah, well, you didn't hear it from me, but...

Capernicus is a lederhosen model in Estonia.

AT CHRISTMAS.

[Señor Nobody]

Heinekenrana is the slayer of rabbits

during Christmas

[.Tatty.]

Owly McOwl secretly works at several strip clubs to pay for his 7 year old son while desperately trying to get into law school.

AT CHRISTMAS

[YujiNaruo]

Tattster stole the Hope Diamond.

ON CHRISTMAS.

[.Tatty.]

Yuji didn't stop tattster!

AT CHRISTMAS!

[nenuma]

Tattster still searches for the hidden christmas presents in his parents' closets.

[Xombii]

Ninja-Supreme is neither far nor fluffy she is just the normal weight for her age!!!!!! :eek:

(Im bad at starting rumors:p )

[.Tatty.]

Xombii is actually expert at starting rumours, especially......


AT CHRISTMAS!

[Sr Machinehead]

Tattster likes to scratch peoples cd's!

AT CHRISTMAS!

[Primarch Lorgar]

sr. machinehead donated tins of food to the homeless laced with PCP just to watch the anarchy unfold.

at XMAS

[Sanosuke23]

So I heard Primarch Lorgar keeps a heart-shaped locket with the Emperor of Mankind's picture in it that he kisses and whispers good night to. Every night. Even on Christmas.

ON CHRISTMAS.

[OminousCloud]

Sanosuke23 donated one of his kidneys >_>

[Sr Machinehead]

Anime Forum ate that kidney.

[ultra_maniac]

sr machinehead digested animeforum

[*Tsuki*]

ultra_maniac licked sr. machinehead's hat on christmas eve.

[Memento Mori]

*Tsuki* gave a giraffe brain cancer.

[Artcell]

Memento Mori is Hannah Montana.

[Sanosuke23]

ELMER IS BUGS BUNNY trufax

[Sanosuke23]

Accidental double post, disregard.

Alternatively, Sanosuke is a jelly donut.

[Asriel]

Sanosuke23 is a evil cyborg zombie from the future bent on destroying all the bunnies D:

[Artcell]

Heiko is Santa Claus's wife!

[Capernicus]

.Elmer stole all of Mr. and Mrs. Claus' gifts

FOR CHRISTMAS!

[DOOM!]

Capernicus' boyfriend dumped him last Christmas eve.

[*Tsuki*]

Dr.McDoom!:Revolutions blinked so fast the people around him fell down dead in shock. True story.

[.Tatty.]

*Tsuki* has a thing for sheep! She's secretly welsh!

Hello my welsh sister! :3

[Miss Moonlight]

I heard that Tattster steals office supplies ... from an office.

On Christmas.

[.Tatty.]

i hear Miss Moonlight was his accomplish

At Christmas

and merry xmas <3

[Cobra Commander]

I hear Tattster is really an Ukrainian mobster.

[Miss Moonlight]

... I heard Cobra Commander puts ice cream on his pasta and in his fruit smoothies.

That's just wrong.

[Artcell]

Miss Moonlight is a male.He posts his girlfriend's pictures on here and he even made his girlfriend record her voice for the post your voice thread.

[Asriel]

.Elmer came from a secret alien planet, who is bent on killing all bunnies D : (Noooo the bunnies) D8

[.Tatty.]

Heiko is really the alien!

At Christmas!!

[Artcell]

.Elmer came from a secret alien planet, who is bent on killing all bunnies D : (Noooo the bunnies) D8

I am from Andromeda!

Tattster likes breaking legs.

[.Tatty.]

i thought this was a rumour thread not a facts thread ._____.


.elmer smears poop on other peoples walls

[BiggSam]

Someone told me that Tattster accidentally a Waffle House.

[Sr Machinehead]

BiggSam never beat a halo games campaign. EVER.

[Eris]

sr. machinehead's head is not a machine at all. It's a hump of puny human brains with some bone and skin wrapped around it.

[BiggSam]

NO...ITS ALL A LIE!!!

Eris isn't male or female. Its a hive mind of 4672.9 mutant chihuahuas tied to the dark side of the moon with a very long shoelace constructed by the concerted efforts of Dr. Mcdoom and Cobra Commander in order to take over the Heinlein crater on Mars last February. Diabolical.

[*Tsuki*]

(What?!? How come I've never seen this? You think I would, living on the moon and all. -_-)

Yea, well I've heard that BiggSam is actually very very short, like Napoleon.

[BiggSam]

Yeah...well *Tsuki* is a 6'10" russian bear tamer named Boris Ivanov bent on making the worlds first trip up Mt. Everest by unicycle.

[Asriel]

BiggSam was raised by bunnies in a magical field filled with endless rainbows.

[-Batman-]

Soylent Green Is Heiko

[Sanosuke23]

BATMAN IS DEADPOOL

DEADPOOL IS BATMAN

... DEADPOOL IS BATMAN!

*cue long scene of frantic toothbrushing, vomiting and extremely hot showers*

[Miss Moonlight]

BATMAN IS DEADPOOL

DEADPOOL IS BATMAN

... DEADPOOL IS BATMAN!

*cue long scene of frantic toothbrushing, vomiting and extremely hot showers*

...I heard sano did something bad, and is now gonna sleep with the fishes.

Heh heh.

Heh.

Poor sano.

[Asriel]

Miss Moonlight can see the future, and says all bunnies will die.

[.Tatty.]

Hieko couldn't care less about the bunnies

[Memento Mori]

Tattser tased me, bro.

[Capernicus]

Mori is actually a 40 year old virgin living in his parents' basement.

[None of the above]

A lil' bird told me that Capernicus turned all women on this board gay and thus has earned a feeling of resentment from the male members.

YOU HAVE THEM ALL.
//10

[Yugure's Goddess]

Capernicus has a sick obsession with internet memes.

Awww man! You beat me!

Well, I heard that Hawkatex was turned gay by Cappy and is secretly in love with her.

[Capernicus]

ORLY? I also heard that Yugure is also in love with me. RAWR!

[-Batman-]

Capernicus is really a sentient tree monster dedicated to eradicating all non-plant life on Earth.

[Miss Moonlight]

-Batman- isn't actually batman at all, but birdman (http://shockwave17.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/birdman.jpg).

[Anime Forum]

I said it once, I'll say it again. -Batman- is not batman, he's superman.

Edit : Ug, Miss Moonlight is actually a hooker.. Ssssh don't tell anyone.

[*Tsuki*]

DokuMoracku is actually a digimon.
He just thinks the pokemon are cooler then him.
And is right.

[Artcell]

*Tsuki* isn't from Moon she is from a planet called Ugly world.And she is the queen of the species of that planet.She is planning on attacking the human-beings in 2012!

[Cobra Commander]

.Elmer is really Ayatollah Khomeini.

[Artcell]

Cobra Commander steals points from new members.

[Aku no Hikari]

.Elmer is *Tsuki*'s assistant who lives here to examine Earth until their attack begins.

[Artcell]

Oh I heard that akuNoHikari still sleeps with his parents.

[BiggSam]

Yeah, well I heard .Elmer sleeps with akuNoHikari's parents...yeah I heard it.

[Artcell]

I heard that BiggSam sleeps with akuNoHikari.

[.Tatty.]

I heard from a reputable source that .Elmer gets around the block alot.

ON BOXING DAY!

[Artcell]

Oh so I heard that Tattster is often seen around the lady's washroom..I wonder what he does there...

[Aleyna]

So I heard .Elmer likes to sleep with akuNoHikari's cousins. XD

[.Tatty.]

I heard Twila likes to watch ;]

[Artcell]

I heard that Tattster can't sleep untill he finally gets a bear hug from Twila.

[.Tatty.]

I heard that's really .Elmer but she's trying to pass of her emotional dependence problems as Tattster's. :P

[IcePriestess]

Tattster actually blames everything on .Elmer because he wants her to notice him.

[Artcell]

Oh so I heard that IcePriestess is saying things about me and Tattster because she has a huge crush on him!xDDD

[.Tatty.]

Ice and .Elmer have vicious cay fights over Tattster.

[Capernicus]

Okay seriously people...Tattster and .Elmer are posting in this too much. o_o

That being said, it's only fair to reveal that Tattster still wets the bed.

[Jagan Eye]

I've heard that Caps has killed Jose. =O

[Memento Mori]

So I heard that Jaggy was spotted getting out of a car without panties in a short skirt.

[Jagan Eye]

Not a fan of posting right after I've just posted, but this one is too good.

I've heard that Mori has just shaved her head bald.

[Bulf]

I'm not trying to say anything or anything, but I heard Jagan has a huge collection of mannequins in his closet.

[.Tatty.]

I heard this nasty rumour on the grape vine that Elli REALLY REALLY (caps for emphasis) hates Nintendo products.

[Capernicus]

CAPS FOR EMPHASIS???

Again, Tattster wets the bed. He also poos the bed. D=

[.Tatty.]

(quick interjection)
Caps i told you that in confidence T_T

[-Batman-]

Tattster likes to eat puppies. Alive.

[Eris]

-Batman- is really wealthy businessman Bruce Wayne.

[Miss Moonlight]

Eris cries at Folgers' coffee commercials.

It's ok, Eris. I know they are sad.

[Anime Forum]

Miss Moonlight has five boyfriends, one being donald trump.

[*Tsuki*]

Hardy hates wrestling. o_o

[.Miki~]

Tsuki isnt really a moon princess, she is really a hobo D;
sorry to break the news

[Memento Mori]

Bliss did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[Mr. Panda]

Memento Mori secretly likes Pedo Bear.

[Uta-chan~]

Redictus stole Christmas! :O
Oh the horror... ;_;

[Diocletian]

MusicxLove is neither music nor love.

[Artcell]

Oh so I heard that Diocletian likes to eat baby food.

[Memento Mori]

I heard .Elmer makes that baby food by slaughtering thousands of innocent vegetable babies.

[Bulf]

I heard it around town that Mori likes Mudkipz.

[Mr. Panda]

I heard MrNintendo cheated on Ms. Nintendo by having sex with Ms. Saturn. :(

[Señor Nobody]

Redictus washes the dishes with live furbies.

[Miss Moonlight]

I heard that Owly McOwl isn't an owl. He's a froggy, with a very convincing owl costume.

[Mr. Panda]

Miss Moonlight actually sunbathes a lot.

[Capernicus]

Redictus thinks he's Hollow Ichigo. Srs.

[Miss Moonlight]

Capernicus has a magical unicorn in her closet, and wants to give it to me.

Thanks.

[*Tsuki*]

Miss Moonlight is my neighbor on planet ugly but doesn't fit in, for she is not ugly. In fact, she is planning on stopping my plan to take over earth. (I feel as though I am insulting myself. ^_^)

[Mr. Panda]

Tsuki is secretly married to Captain Planet. Their kid's name is 'Heart'. :D

[Memento Mori]

Redictus likes Tails more than Sonic.

[Diocletian]

Mori likes tall tails.

[Memento Mori]

Dio doesn't beat dead horses.

[Diocletian]

But Memento Mori sure does. Even eats their young.

I don't wanna be a .Elmer and Tattster so....

[Bulf]

Diocletian is actually Edward Cullen in disguise.

[Inactive Account 0061]

MrNintendo, is actually secretly a spy from Microsoft, trying to destroy Nintendo :O

[Memento Mori]

Dryaxx likes older women.

[Rolo Vi Britannia]

^
Mori is actually a male crossdresser pretending to be a woman.

[Mr. Panda]

Rolo is actually a female crossdresser, pretending to be male.

[Memento Mori]

Redictus is actually genderless, pretending to be genderless.

[Artcell]

Oh so I heard that Memento Mori can't sleep without a teddy bear.

[Mr. Panda]

I heard .Elmer needs a lullaby to fall asleep.

[*Tsuki*]

I heard Redictus sing it to her.

[Inactive Account 0061]

*Tsuki* is actually a bot :O

[Artcell]

Dryaxx is Nick Jonas =O

[kimi no kioku]

^ .Elmer actually kidnapped that cute girl on her avatar.

[Artcell]

Kimi no Kioku kidnapped .Elmer xDD

[Inactive Account 0061]

.Elmer is actually Obama's lost daughter :O

[Ayame_Sohma]

^ Dryaxx is secretly a Russian Woman.

[CrystalAce]

It is learned that Ayame Sohma is actually a sneaky KGB spy.

[Mr. Panda]

Ione is actually Mr PoPo from DBZ.

[Memento Mori]

Redictus lost that lovin' feeling.

[SigmaSD]

Memento Mori hates robots.

[Miss Moonlight]

SigmaSD is actually in love with Kenny Rogers.

[Ayame_Sohma]

Miss Moonlight is real from the planet mars.

[Memento Mori]

Ayame_Sohma's name is Kyo.

[Sanosuke23]

Memento Mori thinks she is immortal.

[Miss Moonlight]

Sano wishes he were a lollipop.

[Capernicus]

Moony wishes she were one of Capernicus' gay lovers.

[Artcell]

Capernicus wants Miss Moonlight to be her next lover.

[Inactive Account 0061]

.Elmer is actually my sister :O

[Mr. Panda]

Dryaxx is actually my little brother. I know. Sucks. :( (Bawww. I'm joking. xD )

[Artcell]

Redictus is my Brother-in-law!

[Inactive Account 0061]

.Elmer ish a Secret Agent :D