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11-29-2009, 03:06 PM
A portly pig with flatulence triggered a minor emergency near Bendigo this week when smells wafting from the 120kg porker sparked fears of a potentially dangerous gas leak.
Two Country Fire Authority tankers and 15 firefighters turned out in darkness to search the source of the leak at a property at Axedale, east of Bendigo. But the likely culprit was soon sniffed out, the pet sow startled from slumber in the dead of night.
"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted," said fire chief Peter Harkins.
"I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."
Mr Harkins said the family had done the right thing by calling 000 to report a suspected gas leak: "It's all bottled gas up here and a leaking cylinder could pose a major fire risk.
"It was because we took it so seriously that 15 volunteers still managed to attend the call out at 10.30 on Tuesday night."
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Hudson River Hero Pilot Scores Hero Level Sex
A pilot who landed a jetliner in New York's Hudson River said his heroics have led to "rock star sex".
In an interview with NBC's People of the Year TV, Chesley Sullenberger and his wife, Laurie, said the famous incident had done wonders for their marriage.
"He doesn't know I'm gonna say this, but I had joked the other day that ... the hero sex really helps a 20-year-old marriage," The Associated Press reported Mrs Sullenberger as saying.
To which Mr Sullenberger added: "Rock star sex."
Mr Sullenberger became a overnight celebrity after his heriocs, with reports Tom Cruise will play the 58-year-old in a move based on the landing.
Would You Like To Know More? (http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26387550-5014090,00.html)
Well okay a real gutter level SGI News today. I must say I sometimes wonder what 'rock star sex' is. Either way it sounds pretty epic.
Two Country Fire Authority tankers and 15 firefighters turned out in darkness to search the source of the leak at a property at Axedale, east of Bendigo. But the likely culprit was soon sniffed out, the pet sow startled from slumber in the dead of night.
"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted," said fire chief Peter Harkins.
"I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."
Mr Harkins said the family had done the right thing by calling 000 to report a suspected gas leak: "It's all bottled gas up here and a leaking cylinder could pose a major fire risk.
"It was because we took it so seriously that 15 volunteers still managed to attend the call out at 10.30 on Tuesday night."
Would You Like To Know More? (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26407128-13762,00.html)
Hudson River Hero Pilot Scores Hero Level Sex
A pilot who landed a jetliner in New York's Hudson River said his heroics have led to "rock star sex".
In an interview with NBC's People of the Year TV, Chesley Sullenberger and his wife, Laurie, said the famous incident had done wonders for their marriage.
"He doesn't know I'm gonna say this, but I had joked the other day that ... the hero sex really helps a 20-year-old marriage," The Associated Press reported Mrs Sullenberger as saying.
To which Mr Sullenberger added: "Rock star sex."
Mr Sullenberger became a overnight celebrity after his heriocs, with reports Tom Cruise will play the 58-year-old in a move based on the landing.
Would You Like To Know More? (http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26387550-5014090,00.html)
Well okay a real gutter level SGI News today. I must say I sometimes wonder what 'rock star sex' is. Either way it sounds pretty epic.