Random Things to do on an Elevator

[ClaYhOkEn!!!]

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

stare,grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "Ive got new socks on!"

bring a chair along

Stand in the far corner standing still and saying nothing glanceing at the most innocent passengers

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and infrom the other passerngers that this is your "personal space"

Tell me what you would do randomly in an elevator to totaly tick people off, get your self killed, or just be totaly bizzar?

[Fiery]

I don't do anything strange on an elevator. We have really pushy and weird people in the elevators with us sometimes, and they're just obnoxious. However, since our elevator is really, really slow, I sing when I'm going up by myself to pass the time.

[Baka]

I take the stairs. I don't like elevators. But if i did take them I would:



Make funny faces at the camera (provided there is one)


Make funny faces at the camera if there isn't a camera


Ask the other passengers if they can help me find my mommy


Squirm around like I have to go to the bathroom really bad

[Aizen-sama]

umm...i just try not to look at people so they dont say hi to me

[reikalee]

I waste time simply by listening to my mp3 player since the elevators in my workplace are REALLY slow.

But when I'm alone, I use the mirrors on the walls to fix myself up and admire my appearance. :D

[lilminx]

blast my music and stare at people ^^

[blackrosetwilight]

I jump up an down just to see if anything happens... nothing happens but that havent stopped me from doing it.

[Shwayze]

I brought my iPod stereo inside an elevator blasting music one time. Went through 16 floors annoying people. :p

[Miss Moonlight]

It's probably bad that the first thing I thought of was the Aerosmith song.

That, or just stand there awkwardly while people stare at me.

[Misterex]

depending on there age i would ask them if they like anime :bigannoun


or i would :ignore: anybody and every body..:curses:

[Aizen-sama]

depending on there age i would ask them if they like anime :bigannoun


or i would :ignore: anybody and every body..:curses:woo dude cool special effects

[Señor Nobody]

I usually just shuffle awkwardly and wait for my turn, or if I am alone...

Well, that event is what maracas were made for.

[Misterex]

woo dude cool special effects

thanks :) you go to *more* under the smiley's to find them :bounce:

[Baka]

thanks :) you go to *more* under the smiley's to find them :bounce:
WOW!!! I have been here years and you have only been here months but you noticed these and I didn't. Good job!!!:band2:

[ZenErik]

I usually just stand there. Sometimes I'll make funny faces, but that's about it. Not really my goal in life to aggravate strangers..

[Cobra Commander]

I'd get off on whatever floor the blood gets off on.

[XxPantherChickxX]

I'd twitch, act like I have turrets, or just smile and laugh like a maniac. xD
Or sing to my MP3 player to annoy people or make them feel uncomfortable. :3

[Cobra Commander]

I know someone who has tourette's, and I swear the day he yanks my chain too hard he's going on youtube.

[XxPantherChickxX]

I know someone who has tourette's

...Had a feeling someone would say that... :P

[Dead rose]

i dont use elevators much, but if i do i sing japnese anime songs. like the last time i sang vampire knight guilty opening. everybody were staring at me weirdly lol

[LOVE STUFF]

Have a picnic!
Dance around
take off my pants
Eat a cake!

[bgc2040]

i would wait until about 3 people get on and let off a massive (but) silent fart, the likes of which they have never smelled before(and cant escape from) and see if they could figure out who did it. :wasntme: :banana:

[Bulf]

I stare at random people, smile, and say something random or something that just doesn't make sense. Best one I can remember, I told a guy he had a really nice left sleeve.

[Seta Souji]

Sometimes my friends and I stand with our backs on the door (face the people), just to see their reactions.

[Eris]

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[MetalKnight]

Best way to (possibly) get yourself killed.

Start at the lobby and press the button to go to the highest level. Once you start moving jump and down at the fundamental frequency of the elevator so that the cables spring up and down with increasing force... Works better with friends if you can coordinate together.

[Dr. Evil]

Sit in the corner curled into the fetal position screaming "MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!!"

Greet people with "Welcome to my lair *insert evil laugh*"

Play an air guitar

Headbang to a nonexistent song

Dance

Do that annoying rave beat. OO-tsi oo-tsi oo-tsi

Gargle on my saliva while tilting my head back. Think Homer Simpson.

feign a heart attack

yell "FIRE!"

lean over and sniff the person next to me

lick my lips seductively at any attractive girls

Do patty-cake with an imaginary person

give someone a flower and say "you're my friend"

[Dead rose]

Have a picnic!
Dance around
take off my pants
Eat a cake!

i dont know about the first and second but about third...SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? you would take off your pants!?!?!

[TheAsterisk!]

Well, I've nothing special planned for an elevator or any other contraptions, but I can always do what I do anywhere else.

It's great to greet each person that gets onto the elevator with a different voice. People rarely ask what you're doing, as they fear you are mad, but they'll be casting strange glances your way in no time.
Another thing I've yet to try, though I await it with gleeful anticipation, is to walk around with an apocalyptic sign ("THE END IS NIGH!!!"), but say nothing of it. As soon as someone eyes either it or me, I plan to respond, "Are you on your way to the meeting, too? Should be a big night, since we found that artifact last week inside that blood-soaked laptop, and..." and just ramble on incoherently.
Here's a good one: imitate cooing pigeons whilst tossing bread at the elevator's other occupants' feet. Real birdseed takes more dedication, but it'll do, too.
Another great option, though it might get you reported in more reserved locales, is to give a talk about the birds and the bees to one person of choice, unsolicited, of course.
How 'bout just crappin' in yer pants? Try to look really relieved while you do it, and empty your bladder with your colon, for good measure.

Oh, the possibilities are all but endless!

[reikalee]

Here's a good one: imitate cooing pigeons whilst tossing bread at the elevator's other occupants' feet. Real birdseed takes more dedication, but it'll do, too.


LOL!! They might call security if I do that. :banghead:

[TheAsterisk!]

LOL!! They might call security if I do that. :banghead:
There's security wherever you are? Ritzy! [EDIT: Or really scary, I suppose. That's always a possibility.]

I'll admit, most of my ideas are most easily carried out by a senile old bat, since people seem to ignore their descent into complete lunacy more readily, but that takes just so much of the fun out of it, doesn't it?
The real treasure is the horrified look you get from a commuter, the confused, morbidly curious stare from a mother, and, of course, the indignant glare(s) you are likely to receive upon graphically and profanely describing indecent acts to the likes of Jehovah's Witnesses, so you more or less have to go for the dangerous insanity, don't you?

Ah, well. I have to go ride my bicycle naked through the parking lot now, loudly proclaiming that I am Pluto, Roman god of the underworld. I can't wait!

[XxPantherChickxX]

Oh! Here are some:
Get a couple or a few friends and randomly mosh inside the elevator.
Sing the Barney song as loud and off key as possible.
Become Party Boy.
When the elevator stops at a floor, yell "Stop! Hammer Time!"
Whisper to someone "I have a leprechaun that lives in my ear..."
Play the most annoying ringtone you have on your phone over and over and over and over (ect.) again.
Cough and sneeze loudly and obnoxiously.
Bump into random people and say "My gravity is failing! Nuuuu!"

[TheAsterisk!]

If you can effectively play the part of evil genius, keep a tally of how many people are on the elevator. At any point, count the tallies, smirk, and softly say, "Good, good- just three more. I only need three more," while surveying your companions on the elevator.
Note that it doesn't have to be "three more," but it's best to have more than "one more" and less than "five more" for effect.

[Haoie]

Turn around.

Freaky.

[Megamind's Minion]

i don't usually use elevators...
i prefer thje stairs...

and whenever i am in one...
and i am alone...
i stand really stilll and wait for something too happen...
or someone to come...

that is if i am not feeling nauseous... dizzy..
and a little bit off the hook..

if with people, i smile at them and at the mirror..
to be friendly...
and make them see that i am alright...

sorry, i am not good at making people mad at me intentionally...

[TheAsterisk!]

Well, you needn't make them mad, just uneasy, fearful and suspicious!

[Skylar1]

Push every single floor button when I get off.

[Eris]

You could fill the elevator with colored balls, like a ball pit. Really cram them in there, so when someone calls the elevator, and the door opens, they get 50,000 balls in their face. That'd be fun. Though it's a lot of work for a one-time prank, I guess.

[Desert Coyote]

Mew softly, then when people ask tell them you're bringing an invisible kitten home to surprise your invisible kids.

Start a conversation with anyone about your last doctor's appointment. Bonus points for mentioning an airborne-transmission STD.

Crawl all over the interior and give as your excuse "I NEED AN EMERGENCY EXIT!!"

Randomly sniff and accuse other riders of SBD's.

Practice your Mr. Universe poses. Bonus points for at least going shirtless.

Wrestle with a buddy and when asked say you're in a "falls count anywhere" match.

Yodel.

Ask passersby if they can see the quarter jammed up your nose.

Kill the lights and give one unsuspecting rider a wedgie. When the lights come back up, claim you saw the "wedgie troll" do it.

[TheAsterisk!]

@Desert Coyote: Well, it can't very well be an STD if it's airborne, now can it?

See, 'cause it's transmitted by air, not by... nevermind...
I forgot a few of the users on AF actually do reproduce via spores and other exchanges of genetic material through the air.

[Eris]

I forgot a few of the users on AF actually do reproduce via spores and other exchanges of genetic material through the air.

I had to stop doing that. Turns out, if I infect people with spores that feed on their flesh, mature in pupae inside their brains and eventually burrow their way out of their skulls to form hundreds of small Erises, then technically, I have to pay child support.

So much for the scurrying of tiny feet.

[Yuuki Kurosu]

-Burst out singing
-Start dancing crazily
-Blast your mp3/iPod
-Announce things like "I have a wegee" or "I gotta go peeeee"
-Make funny faces at the camera or person next to you
-If it's a fancy see through glass one, just dance in front so people below can see you. :'D

[bee.]

Become claustrophobic.

[Eris]

Fill it with custard.

[bee.]

Bring your laptop and become an ordained minister.

[Eris]

Bring your laptop and become an ordained minister.

I already am an ordained minister. So maybe I can hold marriages in the elevator?

[bee.]

@Eris: Do you marry inter-species?
My parrot fish is a bit of a tease, doesn't want to get "tied down." :<_<:

Plan a wedding.

[Eris]

@Eris: Do you marry inter-species?
My parrot fish is a bit of a tease, doesn't want to get "tied down." :<_<:

I don't discriminate. Want to marry an inanimate object? I'm fine with that. Heck, I even do abstract concepts. That's right, you could be married to Tuesday, the color green or a Deja vu-experience by the end of the week.

[bee.]

I like your style Eris ;)

Reccommend Eris at my future parties and wedding, and marry Sunday.

[Eris]

I like your style Eris ;)

Reccommend Eris at my future parties and wedding, and marry Sunday.

The thing is, people say gay marriages are a mockery to the institution of marriage. I say, they don't know the first thing of mockeries of the institution of marriage. So I set out to change that.

The wedding of the first 3 pages of the 1956 Delaware phone book and sudden feeling of lethargy is one of my favorites so far.

[bee.]

i got my 8D face on.

lick goats.

[TheAsterisk!]

I don't discriminate. Want to marry an inanimate object? I'm fine with that. Heck, I even do abstract concepts. That's right, you could be married to Tuesday, the color green or a Deja vu-experience by the end of the week.
Ooh! Madness and I would like to get married!
We've been courting each other so long, and we never thought there might be someone out there so kind and of such questionable mind as to wed us!
So, what do you say?

Oh! And congratulations to Three Phone Book Pages and Lethargy!
By the way, is that technically polygamy, or should we treat Three Phone Book Pages as a colonial organism or a collective or something?



As for the elevator, you could pretend to be incredibly jumpy, jumping high off the floor anytime someone moves, when there's a noise, when the doors open, if the lights flicker, whenever someone looks at you, etc. Be sure to gasp loudly each time, then appear to struggle to recover.
You could also dress up like Willy Wonka (the Gene Wilder one, if you really want to do well) and head for the top floor. As you approach, shout, "Here it comes! Here we go!!" like a madman, and crouch into a corner, trembling slightly, just before you arrive at the top floor. Just stay that way as long as you can manage.
If you are on an elevator with people you know (and they, too, know you), when they address you, inform them that you know about all the clones, and that they needn't worry; soon, you'll have all the real people back. Say no more to them from that point on. If they ask what's wrong, respond, "You thought I wouldn't be able to tell you were an impostor? Heh."

[Desert Coyote]

Never mind, I just found my original post. Silly slow-loading computer!

[Khanxay]

Headspins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headspin).

[Aku no Hikari]

Headspins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headspin).

Nice, but I'd go with LOVE STUFF about taking off one's pants... maybe doing headspins after.

[LOVE STUFF]

i dont know about the first and second but about third...SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? you would take off your pants!?!?!

Why not? Wouldn't that be awesome? Just imagine!

[.:oh_not_her:.]

When im in an elevator i try not to look at people...
There are such weirdo's in my town lol.
I dont want to talk to them. Especially as half of them are old men which smell of beer..:D

[Kuresuma]

I would look at some other person in the elevator and laugh at them and say, "There's a monkey eating your head."

Sounds lame, but I laugh at stupid stuff like that. Lol X3

[SigmaSD]

My friends and I once let loose a bunch of bouncing balls on the elevator. People would still get on it despite that and some people fell. I'm not proud of that though.

[blueangel06661]

Receive free stuff from the VA of Beast Boy from Teen Titans [gotta try it, it's awesome]

Do impersonations with a DJ. Though theirs will knock your impersonations off the chart >_> People will be like... "uhhhh"

Don't forget to sing on the elevator. "The internet is for porn" is a good selection if you want reactions xD

[Kanjoudakai_Ira]

Sex.
Sorry I just had to say that. Is there anything weird to be done in an elevator in the first place? =/

[Dr. Evil]

Preach the gospel of the Almighty Eris.