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Eris
07-17-2009, 01:17 PM
The last thread (like version 16?) wasn't closed, but is over 200 posts, and should be closed. So here's a new and fresh one.



I learned that I need glasses, like badly.

Señor Nobody
07-17-2009, 02:14 PM
I learned that if provoked, a single mom traveling on the road can curse worse than any sailor.

Also, thank RaptorJesus for mobile phones with access to the internet.

Heinekenrana
07-17-2009, 02:17 PM
I learned that no matter how used to needles I am, sometimes they can still freak me out a bit.

Acnologia
07-17-2009, 03:43 PM
I learned that no matter how much I sleep, I'll always be tired.

Lybra
07-17-2009, 04:15 PM
I've learnt who my true friends are <3

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-17-2009, 08:31 PM
That there can never be enough Dr. Pepper. Ever.

Sophonax
07-17-2009, 09:04 PM
I learned that I should -not- spend nine hour straight to farm Saronite Ore, Titanium Ore, Gems and Eternals for gold on WoW. I did earn 3k G tho.


Oh, and Eris:
Contacts > Glasses.
Trust me.

Xx_Azumi_xX
07-17-2009, 09:16 PM
I learned to never tick off New Yorkers.......0.o;;

nenuma
07-17-2009, 09:17 PM
I learned that there is no edge of the world.
-_-

Storm Strife
07-17-2009, 09:25 PM
That Midway made The Suffering free for download at some point, and I missed that bit of news.

sa5m
07-17-2009, 09:53 PM
I learned that the Earth isn't flat.

This wasn't my first time learning this.

Barcode.
07-18-2009, 12:36 PM
I learned about Haydn's Symphony No.104 in D Major.

Eris
07-18-2009, 12:40 PM
Oh, and Eris:
Contacts > Glasses.
Trust me.

No wai! I want American 50's dad glasses.

BaileyIsASpaz
07-18-2009, 12:44 PM
;D
Hehe.
^-^
I learned, that the lg XENON is the besssssssst phooooooone.
Ahaha,

Ayame_Sohma
07-18-2009, 02:34 PM
Without him, im feeling all sad and very lonely and my poor heart is aching.:( :( :(

Señor Nobody
07-18-2009, 04:00 PM
The natural prey of the horse is the plain white T-shirt.

Also, chickens are fast.

Alphabet
07-18-2009, 04:05 PM
I learned not to believe in "Best Friends" anymore

Edit: Oh Eris, go for the glasses. Guys People in glasses are quite attractive.
(Nerd/Geek Lover)

ooshy ooshy ooshy

Edit: I'm sorry! You have the right to smite me.

Señor Nobody
07-18-2009, 04:12 PM
I learned not to believe in "Best Friends" anymore Edit: Oh Eris, go for the glasses. Guys in glasses are quite attractive. (Nerd/Geek Lover) ooshy ooshy ooshy

Eris is female.

...Is that a sniper I see-

*is dead*

aishiteru333
07-18-2009, 04:20 PM
I learned that I do have anxiety.

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-18-2009, 04:27 PM
Eris is female.

...Is that a sniper I see-

*is dead*

He must be an awful sniper if you spotted him.

Flah Blah
07-18-2009, 04:35 PM
I learned about Haydn's Symphony No.104 in D Major.

I see your Haydn's Symphony No.104 in D Major.
I offer up Bach's Violin Concerto No.1 in A Minor. (third movement)



Anyway, I learned about how there's a book called Pride, Prejudice and Zombies. It looked to be quite entertaining.

Eris
07-18-2009, 04:36 PM
He must be an awful sniper if you spotted him.

I'm fairly sure wasn't one of my guys. I use robot ninjas nowadays. Laser shurikens are much more reliable than any sniper rifle.

Señor Nobody
07-18-2009, 04:42 PM
I'm fairly sure wasn't one of my guys. I use robot ninjas nowadays. Laser shurikens are much more reliable than any sniper rifle.

Then who failed to kill me? Quite the mystery...

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-18-2009, 04:45 PM
Then who failed to kill me? Quite the mystery...
Have you been associating with the mob lately?

Edit: Al Capone's ghost just stopped by asking for you.

Alphabet
07-18-2009, 05:06 PM
I also learned that Eris is a female. . .I apologize for mistaking you for a male, do you accept my apology?
Watch me go to the abyss.
ooshy ooshy ooshy

Adorkable
07-18-2009, 05:29 PM
I learned that McDonald's now have a caramel flavoured milkshake o,0

Fabala
07-18-2009, 06:13 PM
I learned that I sound Dutch-American, even though I and my parents were born in the states. This amuses me XD

Storm Strife
07-18-2009, 06:24 PM
I also learned that Eris is a female. . .

That's what it wants you to believe.

I'm still not convinced that Eris is a computer that has passed the Turing test.

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-18-2009, 07:36 PM
Assud is a Jew-eating rabbit.

Diocletian
07-18-2009, 07:38 PM
I am a freaking manbeast and can flatback 30 year old looking 18 year olds.

Storm Strife
07-18-2009, 07:54 PM
That the animated Watership Down film was made in 1978.

And that I want to re-watch it.

Nanukana
07-18-2009, 08:02 PM
I learned that my Mom is just like the classic Mother in law.

...And that Vista is EVIL!!

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-18-2009, 08:05 PM
I learned that my Mom is just like the classic Mother in law.

...And that Vista is EVIL!!

I've tested both XP and Vista. I found Vista to be superior (by far). Most people just can't work Vista.

Storm Strife
07-18-2009, 08:11 PM
Wait, you tested the pros and cons of Vista against the pros and cons of his mother?

How the hell do you do that?

Diocletian
07-18-2009, 08:12 PM
Wait, you tested the pros and cons of Vista against the pros and cons of his mother?

How the hell do you do that?

Spend some time with the woman and you'll see. OH SNAP!

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-18-2009, 08:13 PM
Wait, you tested the pros and cons of Vista against the pros and cons of his mother?

How the hell do you do that?

I gave them a quiz to see who was smarter.

Sparda
07-18-2009, 08:25 PM
I learned that laptops are awesome and that telstra are greedy bastards

Forgotten Show
07-18-2009, 08:50 PM
I learned that life is too short.


Bad Memory

Storm Strife
07-18-2009, 09:00 PM
In a reversal of the above lesson, I have learnt that Billy Conolly believes that, and I quote, "life is the longest [NAUGHTY!] thing anyone does!"

Inactive Account 0061
07-19-2009, 12:46 PM
I learned that my foot + needle = bad combo

Señor Nobody
07-19-2009, 01:03 PM
That chickens don't like fire and that roosters are cowards.

stevetaylor30
07-20-2009, 05:30 PM
I learned the following :

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Señor Nobody
07-20-2009, 07:12 PM
I learned the following :

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

...WUT?

I learned that my aunt is a pool expert and to STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!

Seriously, she got 3 stripes in on the break and there is a rabid rat in there.

Marshmallow Fluff
07-21-2009, 01:20 AM
Stealing from stores is kind of easy.

(Not that I did.)

Seta Souji
07-21-2009, 01:45 AM
Settlers of Catan is a very addicting board game.

Eris
07-21-2009, 03:48 AM
I learned that I have no monies for smokes, which makes Eris a very upset panda.

SigmaSD
07-21-2009, 12:07 PM
I learned that most girls don't find muscular guys attractive.

I learned that cheaper versions of cereals tastes just as good or perhaps better.

I learned that my calc teacher can't teach even though he's really smart.

I learned how to convert points on a graph to polar form and vice-versa.

And finally, I learned that my gf is tired and needs some rests. *hugs her*

Señor Nobody
07-21-2009, 02:58 PM
I learned that my uncle has a shotgun (bleepin' recoil!) and that tequila is one helluva drink.

Capernicus
07-24-2009, 02:17 PM
I learned that going to bed hungry makes me feel very sick and nauseous in the morning.

Eris
07-24-2009, 02:28 PM
I learned that going to bed hungry makes me feel very sick and nauseous in the morning.

Going to bed pregnant will also do that.

Capernicus
07-24-2009, 02:31 PM
Going to bed pregnant will also do that.
Oh, maybe that's it. Damn you Eris, now I need to go out and buy a home pregnancy test. I NEED to know!

Eris
07-24-2009, 03:23 PM
The plot thickens. Intergalactic law now requires you to keep us updated.

Mmmmmmmmmm
07-24-2009, 04:21 PM
These YAY OMG avatars are confusing to see who the member is since I can usually recognize members by their avatar.

Capernicus
07-24-2009, 04:49 PM
These YAY OMG avatars are confusing to see who the member is since I can usually recognize members by their avatar.
Well, see, there's this little thing called a sig. Most members have them, and they are quite memorable. You should try looking at them sometime.

Flah Blah
07-24-2009, 05:01 PM
Well, see, there's this little thing called a sig. Most members have them, and they are quite memorable. You should try looking at them sometime.

*cough* Though I think that'd just be confusing.

Eris
07-24-2009, 05:22 PM
These YAY OMG avatars are confusing to see who the member is since I can usually recognize members by their avatar.

What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.

Señor Nobody
07-24-2009, 06:51 PM
That my uncle has a small armory in his shed and that hunting isn't as fun as it looks.

None of the above
07-24-2009, 06:53 PM
That it might be possible to meet someone from UK on the Amsterdam Airport while in transit for Japan.

THE ICE ANGEL
07-26-2009, 01:07 AM
you cant always tell the truth.
This sometimes makes you lose friends -.-

KamiKenpachi
07-26-2009, 01:17 AM
Oh, maybe that's it. Damn you Eris, now I need to go out and buy a home pregnancy test. I NEED to know!No you don't computer nerds don't get any. JK JK JK
Today I have learned that the mountain below you is always shorter than the mountain ahead of you. ( Random BS I heard today that makes no sense..... prolly because I did not bother to think about it. )

*Tsuki*
07-26-2009, 01:19 AM
I learned that Lovebirds actually can be nice.
I learned that sleeping a total of 8 hours over a span of 3 days is bad.
I learned that a bowl of Cheetos makes me really full
I learned my mom`s weight. (she`s actually really really light and around the weight of some of my friends)
I learned Otakudog!!!`s birthday. (today)
Edit: new day!
I learned that the Toucan`s bill is what keeps them cool! (from my cell phone)

flappyx
07-26-2009, 01:34 AM
I learned that no matter how much I sleep, I'll always be tired.

I second that.

alol
07-26-2009, 02:47 AM
Fdsuyfdsuyfdsufsdiuiuhsdfifdsiu I'm The Scatman Ikjfjhdsfhjdsfuisdfiusdfuisdfgusidfduisduhifsiuhfs duisdf

nekosenshi
07-26-2009, 12:47 PM
Well, actually it was yesterday but I learned the hard way never ever to hit another car (or scrape against it in a parking lot in my case) and then drive away. Had to talk to the sheriff and everything. But no charges are being pressed. What a relief. I still feel stupid though.

Memento Mori
07-26-2009, 12:52 PM
I learned my iPod dock only works when I don't want it to.

Adorkable
07-26-2009, 01:27 PM
I learned that my dragons died :(
I also learned that I wanna go back on holiday as I'm rather bored at home and have no one to talk to :(
: I also learned that I have no idea how my dragon eggs work xP

sa5m
07-26-2009, 02:14 PM
I learned that Smuckers Uncrustables Grilled Cheese Sandwiches have really salty cheese.

Shinn Kamiyra
07-26-2009, 08:45 PM
I've learned that the best medicine for an otherwise fruitless day; ya know, one of those days where near everything that everyone says sounds like the ranting of a senile old woman whose every word pierces at your mind like an ice pick, is ice-cream.

Akihiko_88
07-26-2009, 08:56 PM
I learned that you should never EVER start a discussion with a girl, even if she started by hanging the phone in your face. (I

Akihiko_88
07-26-2009, 08:57 PM
I learned that you should never EVER start a discussion with a girl, even if she started by hanging the phone in your face. (It had to be me say sorry, for what reason?!)

the-empyr
07-27-2009, 12:03 AM
I've learned that the best medicine for an otherwise fruitless day; ya know, one of those days where near everything that everyone says sounds like the ranting of a senile old woman whose every word pierces at your mind like an ice pick, is ice-cream.

yep, for me a wide variety of candy may offer some help. However, my - to use the word - fruitless days look different. I'd describe them as running my head into a wall over and over. Very unproductive.

Sparda
07-27-2009, 12:13 AM
That french is annoying to learn:)

the-empyr
07-27-2009, 12:19 AM
That french is annoying to learn:)

why? I assessed the level of difficulty lower than English or German. I just wish I had actually gotten to speak it.

Capernicus
07-27-2009, 03:21 AM
That foreign languages is annoying to learn:)
I changed it slightly. I learned long ago that I such at all foreign languages. =/

Velvet_Nightmare
07-27-2009, 05:37 AM
I learned that compared to other people, things are actually going pretty good for me right now.

October.
07-27-2009, 08:19 AM
i learned that i shouldn't learn only the easy things in math.
that i should never sit with my friend in the bus....he calls everyone he knows!!

Dead rose
07-27-2009, 09:43 AM
i learned that milk and mango dont make a good combination

Barcode.
07-27-2009, 10:04 PM
Today I studied in-depth on the following pieces:


Beethoven's Piano Sonata in C minor
&
Schubert's Piano Quintet in A major ("The Trout")

Ryuuzaki HD
07-27-2009, 10:18 PM
I learned that a dragon punch really hurt's.

Dead rose
07-30-2009, 06:48 AM
i learnt not to be oh-so-honest with your teacher, she might *****sclap you for it later.

Moritani
07-30-2009, 07:56 AM
Today, I learned that (most) people prefer badly drawn shonen-ai to well drawn gore.

Lord Fluff
08-08-2009, 01:44 AM
That french is annoying to learn:)
I found french pretty easy.

I learned that a bunch of my friends got into Japanese 3/4 along with me for the upcoming school year, so I'm looking forward to that.

I also learned that one of my friends is moving to Irivine which sucks since I won't be able to see him anymore.

.Tatty.
08-08-2009, 02:33 AM
That Crunchies and ice cream are the sex >.>

Eris
08-08-2009, 04:30 PM
Watching the perseids (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perseids) is a surefire way to get a sore neck. And it isn't worth watching it this early either, it's only like one meteor every 15 minutes or so. Though I did see a fireball, so that made it a little bit more worth while.

Shin Natsume
08-08-2009, 05:13 PM
Well I've come to realize today that half of the people who live in Hampton Virginia don't bother to read anything or think for that matter when it comes to my job. I'm referring to the customers... They ask the OBVIOUS, they couldn't answer their own question if it shot them in the foot.

Shinn Kamiyra
08-08-2009, 05:46 PM
I learned what it's like to watch a man, a frankly unintelligent one at that, insult a woman about her age and get a knee right... well, I'm sure you can imagine. x.X

...Poor guy. :( Were it not for his incredible insensitivity and lack of wisdom, I might actually contemplate feeling sorry for him.

kurai_cho2
08-08-2009, 05:51 PM
I learnt that a revenge can't make a rapture happiness

Sparda
08-08-2009, 06:06 PM
That not having any money in your wallet is a bad idea

.Tatty.
08-08-2009, 06:20 PM
rediscovered that straightening my hair makes it so much easier to style and such O:

Bulf
08-08-2009, 06:40 PM
I found out that mixing two good things together, doesn't necessarily make it better...

Señor Nobody
08-08-2009, 06:45 PM
That the word irony can be misused. Most of the times irony is confused with coincidental.

Acnologia
08-08-2009, 09:41 PM
To request not to have any product put in my hair the next time I get it cut. *pulls out chunks of hairspray* TT_TT

.fnhvmnvmv
08-19-2009, 07:25 AM
Love is the beginning of pain.
This is what I learned today.

Dead rose
08-19-2009, 07:34 AM
i learnt that ant bite is more painful that anything

Sora Rosario
08-19-2009, 07:47 AM
I learned to not let my brother in my room. XD

RaShayRitto
08-19-2009, 09:55 AM
dont sleep with the bass player's wife

unless she's worth it!

Necro'lic Enigma
08-19-2009, 10:03 AM
I learned that my brother is good in making French Toast.
And i came to realize he likes cooking a lot. >_>

And also , i learned how to make a useful enemy.

Eris
09-14-2009, 09:11 AM
I learned the virtue of wearing clothes.

Señor Nobody
09-14-2009, 09:24 AM
I learned that groups don't like it when you pull a Leeroy Jenkins.

TKae
09-14-2009, 10:54 AM
I learned that I need to work on my accusative prepositions for German very badly.

Heinekenrana
09-14-2009, 11:18 AM
I learned that most of the time, being right doesn't mean people will actually listen to you.

Señor Nobody
09-15-2009, 08:28 AM
I learned that starting your day reading a scary story in a dark lonely apartment is not a great way to go.

I see things now.

Dr. Evil
09-15-2009, 08:35 AM
I learned that an 14 guage hurts like a mother when you get that as a starting guage. I always started with a twenty but with a fourteen, its not fun.

blueangel06661
09-15-2009, 03:09 PM
I learned it's not a good idea to wear long pants and flipflops to school on a rainy day... More than likely you will end up slipping unless you hold on to the wall like an idiot =P

Kattie41
09-15-2009, 03:12 PM
I learned that dark green and rainbow colors do not match v.v

SigmaSD
09-16-2009, 10:06 AM
I learned that class textbooks might actually be interesting to read.

I learned that despite everything, I don't like my poetic writing style.

I learned that you're allowed to sleep in the library (They have bed-like benches all over the second floor).

I learned that I lack the skills that killz.

TKae
09-16-2009, 12:31 PM
I learned that if you go to sleep during class, it's somehow possible to wake up with coke you drank an hour and a half earlier coming out your nose (I woke up pretty fast).

I learned that it's possible to choke on books, no matter how much you love them, if you have to read them in a ridiculously short amount of time...

Gero50
09-16-2009, 04:16 PM
I learned more about VBulletin today.

Light Buster
09-17-2009, 01:53 PM
I learned that it moving a dead body via pushing it with your foot after killing him/her is an insult to injury.

blueangel06661
09-17-2009, 06:47 PM
I learned that even though I don't know what in the world I'm talking about when answering questions about a Mac computer in TV productions class I still get all the answers right. :3 Hurray for remembering stuff you can't even remember!

Anime Forum
09-17-2009, 06:50 PM
I learned that sitting alone in the lunch room in high school is very lonely and makes you feel that everyone is staring at you.

Red&Stiletto
09-17-2009, 07:29 PM
I learned that HP stands for Hewlett-Packard.

Legit
09-17-2009, 07:45 PM
I learned that a cheap-looking retainer costs $350 to replace. What a rip-off.

~J~
09-17-2009, 09:06 PM
I learned that teenagers like myself can eat an entire box of cookies or whatever else I want and still stay slim, but I better break the habit before I'm older XD.

Oh, and if you spill sodium carbonate all over yourself in chem, it doesn't burn, and dries quickly lol.

Not to mention, if you want to skip a school assembly, it is easy because they don't take role.

Let's not forget that for some reason, my AP classes are easier than my honors classes >.<

naotavespaboy
09-18-2009, 12:16 PM
I learned that Forklift drivers can't drive. They kinda just swerve about and hope that everyone and everything else will move for them.

Anime Forum
09-18-2009, 01:39 PM
I learned that not even my secret weapon of using unblock youtube to get on facebook in my school doesn't work. They have taken these defenses to the next level.

Light Buster
09-18-2009, 01:46 PM
I learned that curb stomping someone's head off feels good. Gets the stress out.

Seraphemei
09-18-2009, 02:05 PM
I learned that watercolor pencils and charcoal make a funny combination on newsprint.

Eris
09-24-2009, 04:30 AM
I learned that my stomach does not approve of having nothing but half a liter of coffee for breakfast.

Seraphemei
09-24-2009, 10:55 AM
I learned that Sociology tests are incredibly hard.

October.
09-24-2009, 11:08 AM
i learned that i'm going to decorate the covers of my note-books no more 'cause it attracts teachers..xD

tsujigiri15
09-24-2009, 11:15 AM
I learn that its worth packing things neatly so that you dont end up having more luggage than the sultan of somewhere exotic sounding. Amazingly a folded pair of trousers takes up less room than a pair hurled into a trunk at random

I also learned another way NOT to do a handstand, and have the bruises to prove it. I will work it out one day though

Capitán
09-24-2009, 11:17 AM
I've learned that mowing the grass when its wet isn't a good idea.

Barcode.
09-24-2009, 06:50 PM
Today I learned how to do research the easy way.

LOVE STUFF
09-24-2009, 07:03 PM
I learned today that eating too much junkfood is bad for your teeth.

Baka
09-25-2009, 10:32 AM
I learned that my cat is in heat. It's kind of annoying when she keeps rubbing on my leg and meowing. well, the meowing isn't so bad. And at least she lets me pet her now.

Eris
09-25-2009, 10:37 AM
That's peculiar. They usually do that in the spring.

Baka
09-25-2009, 10:55 AM
That's peculiar. They usually do that in the spring.
I never let her outside so maybe the seasons don't effect her. I'm not sure though.

Light Buster
09-25-2009, 12:20 PM
I learned that insulting someone can get you into trouble. (I insulted Mavericker on his recent thread and learned the hard way :(. ) I also learned that I'm going to pick up Halo 3 ODST today.

Seraphemei
09-26-2009, 12:17 PM
Sometimes when a horse gives birth, it's uterus comes out as well... o.O How messed up is that?!

tsujigiri15
09-26-2009, 03:16 PM
Sometimes when a horse gives birth, it's uterus comes out as well... o.O How messed up is that?!

Owch. That is one unfortunate horse. My vetinary anatomy is neglible but - how the hell!? I mean what does it come out OF? actually I probably dont want to know.

Today I learned that you can add beer to beef stew, and make a tasty dish...

Dead rose
09-26-2009, 11:27 PM
i learned that friends can hurt you more that anyone else

Light Buster
10-01-2009, 01:09 PM
I learned that being evil is for morons. I also learn that if you're going to speed the process up of blowing a bomb up is to shoot it at a distance other wise you'll probably die.

Heinekenrana
10-01-2009, 05:25 PM
I learned that I give good advice.

I also learned that pigs are "magical animals", as per Anthony Bourdain.

bee.
10-01-2009, 05:33 PM
I learned not to worry so much about fishes , cos they're weird anyways.

SigmaSD
10-19-2009, 10:09 PM
I learned that when a video says that it may cause seizures, it means it. I actually watched the part of that banned pokemon episode that caused like 700 Japanese kids to have seizures, and I got to say that it hurts your brain. Btw, those of you who are still thinking of watching it, just don't full screen it on your computer. VERY BAD IDEA!!

Bulma1017
10-19-2009, 11:37 PM
I learned i can't breath under water!

I guess I can't be like Aqua-Man...... >.<
Or a Mermaid..... I want to see Flounder! FLOUNDER!!!

div
10-19-2009, 11:50 PM
I learned how to divide by zero.

Eris
11-05-2009, 02:52 PM
I learned that I have my own subdomain on AF.

Regular people go to http://www.animeforum.com/
I go to http://eris.animeforum.com/

Dani0
11-05-2009, 03:32 PM
Holy Crap. Me too.

http://dani0.animeforum.com/

Skylar1
11-05-2009, 03:48 PM
I learned that watching a bunch of people you know raid tiny forums can be quite the entertaining expirience.

Nanukana
11-05-2009, 04:02 PM
I learned how to say "Me to/I do" and "Not me/Me neither" in French!

Aku no Hikari
11-05-2009, 04:19 PM
I learned that I have my own subdomain on AF.

Regular people go to http://www.animeforum.com/
I go to http://eris.animeforum.com/

LOL seems that you can simply type ANYTHING and it will just lead you to the regular site index.

http://blah-blah-blah-zomg-crap.animeforum.com/

Beast
11-05-2009, 04:48 PM
I learned that my animals listen to me more than they listen to mom.

Nevaeh
11-05-2009, 07:57 PM
Today, I began reading Othello and continued to learn how much of an enduring writer Shakespeare still is. I also learned that a sistrum is a musical instrument.

Artcell
11-06-2009, 02:33 AM
I learned that I shouldn't take showers at midnight.
I also learned that I shouldn't stay up all night because when I do I get headaches.

Skylar1
11-06-2009, 10:22 AM
I learned that national unemployment in the States is up to 10.2% now.

Vine
11-06-2009, 12:18 PM
I learned that it's impossible for me to get anything constructive done until 4 PM and later.

Nevaeh
11-12-2009, 10:30 AM
Today, I learned part of an interesting theory.
The experienced world and its conflicts
The inner world and its ambiguity
The constructed world and its contradictions

Skylar1
11-12-2009, 10:33 AM
Scientists have discovered the human gene that controls speech development.

TheThunderBringer
11-12-2009, 04:39 PM
I learned that pencils are very sharp.

Eris
11-12-2009, 04:47 PM
I learned that pencils are very sharp.

Speaking of very sharp things, I'm doing atomic force microscopy next week. It's basically repeatedly prodding something with a needle that's ~ 10 nanometers wide at the end. (A human hair is 1,000 - 10,000 times thicker)

This is a used cantilever, but it looks roughly like this (minus the debris, and even sharper):

http://eris.name/afm.png

The entire cantilever is roughly as wide as a strand of hair, maybe slightly thinner.

Bou
11-12-2009, 04:55 PM
My substitute for Spanish was teaching the class hungarian and how to spell " Jessica ( Yessica ) " in their language. It's " Jeszika ".

Also their longest word. Which is, megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért. Yes, That is one word.

Necro'lic Enigma
11-13-2009, 04:06 AM
I learned that hanging around with too many emotional people , is just not worth it sometimes.


xx

Eris
11-13-2009, 06:38 AM
I learned that today is Friday the 13th. This means that superstitious people will be extra annoying. ... I need to get to work on my annoying person repellent spray I've been tinkering on.

SigmaSD
11-13-2009, 09:19 AM
I learned that life really has no meaning to it.

Also, I re-learned that Hitler wrote his plans to exterminate Jews in Mein Kampf, but no one really read it or else they didn't think he would carry it out.

Eris
11-16-2009, 11:51 AM
I learned about the paris syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome).

Light Buster
11-16-2009, 01:18 PM
I learned that if things go south, go to plan B.

Necro'lic Enigma
11-16-2009, 01:21 PM
I learned that when you help people for nothing , they land in the same position as they were before.

xx

zansa
11-16-2009, 01:27 PM
I learned that being rick n roll'd isn't funny :[

realms89
11-17-2009, 09:56 AM
"waiting is a fine way to waste your life"

Skylar1
11-17-2009, 10:39 AM
China and the US will one day be the same place.

Sephiroth
11-17-2009, 01:11 PM
I learned that lithium chloride was briefly used as a salt substitute during the 1940s until its toxic effects were recognized.

Capitán
11-17-2009, 03:25 PM
I learned that I was indeed lactose intolerant.

Necro'lic Enigma
11-17-2009, 03:58 PM
I learned that when you break a promise which you made it to yourself , its going to make you someone else.

xx

Aizen-sama
11-17-2009, 04:47 PM
as always i just learn more about myself,i learned my yearnings are a passion and i will never reject them,also i learned,never date someone you go to school with people talk way to much

zariachi
11-17-2009, 05:51 PM
I learned that i eat ramen daily and i didn't even realize it,until my mom said ''i'm tired of making ramen for you everday.''

SigmaSD
11-17-2009, 06:06 PM
I learned that popcorn is actually a really healthy snack, that is if you don't add too much butter and salt.

Next time I go to the theater I'm bringing my own bag of popcorn, I hear that's the worst health wise.

Storm Strife
11-17-2009, 06:54 PM
I learnt that you can NEVER unsee this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

Eris
11-17-2009, 06:59 PM
I learnt that you can NEVER unsee this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

... too young to become a Jedi.

My /b/mancer levels gives me a +15 will bonus against youtube-based attacks.

october breath
11-17-2009, 07:45 PM
I learned that this thread currently has 7 pages worth of posts =]
And, Newton's third law.

Petrol Gas
11-17-2009, 08:37 PM
China and the US will one day be the same place.

Oh, I chuckled at this.

Apparently Java programmers are Mediocre. Also, Georgia has over $8 billion in debt.

Dr. Evil
11-18-2009, 07:48 AM
I learned that I have all A's in my classes. *win*

Eris
11-18-2009, 07:56 AM
Apparently Java programmers are Mediocre.

The bulk of java programmers are code monkeys. Code monkeys are inherently mediocre.

WillemStyle
11-18-2009, 08:50 AM
I learned that this world is full of sick-minded people like This (http://www.liveleak.com/item?a=view&token=f04_1258418085) one

SigmaSD
11-18-2009, 09:32 AM
I learned that this world is full of sick-minded people like This (http://www.liveleak.com/item?a=view&token=f04_1258418085) one

Somebody should throw that person from a bridge instead, see how he likes it.

I learned that going to school has its fun and boring moments. History class = snoozefest. Philosophy = brain hurting fun.

I also learned that replacing the letter o with 0 makes you sound like a n00b.

Eris
11-18-2009, 03:36 PM
I learned that The Joker (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/berkshire/8363863.stm) exists for reals. He seems to operate in England nowadays. I guess there was too much heat in Gotham City .

None of the above
11-18-2009, 04:03 PM
I learned between others the difference between Threat to the Peace, Breach of Peace and Act of Aggression according to international customary Law and different Resolutions given out by the UN General Assembly and Security Council.

Hautalken
11-19-2009, 09:42 AM
I learned that I suck at drawing grapes and that I can't deal with Daniel being annoying to me anymore. I should stop being so nice to him -.-

Eris
12-01-2009, 12:25 PM
I learned that negations in natural language are tricky. Consider the opposite of "P is true and anything else is false."

It can become

"P is false and anything else is false."

But this isn't really a negation of the whole statement. Only the part about Ps truth gets inverted. So you can do

"P is false and anything else is true."

But this is a pretty silly statement, and trivially false.

Skylar1
12-01-2009, 12:30 PM
Google wave looks pretty awesome, and it's the first time email has had a major change since 40 years ago.

Eris
12-01-2009, 12:35 PM
Google wave looks pretty awesome, and it's the first time email has had a major change since 40 years ago.

Google wave isn't email though. It does not operate over any email protocol, and can not interact with non-wave mailboxes.

Velvet_Nightmare
12-01-2009, 12:48 PM
I learned to not drink tea when you're in a rush, not having a sense of taste really throws your day off.

~*Red*~
12-01-2009, 04:34 PM
I learned that even though playing MW2 online against three other noob players, you can still lose a free-for-all match.

Lady_Baneheart_Of_Blades
12-06-2009, 01:59 AM
Today I learned a valauble lesson, the less pills the more human you feel like...

Negi
12-09-2009, 06:42 PM
I learned that when your college give you study days for finals and you don't have to study, it's terribly boring.

Necro'lic Enigma
12-09-2009, 07:09 PM
I learned Self-harm is not a great help but still , there is nothing or no one to help either.


xx

FaeryTaleAngel
12-09-2009, 07:22 PM
Today I learned that you should not mix Ajax and Bleach (the cleaning supplements) together unless you want to create some form of mustard gas that is highly toxic in which the fumes are harmful to your body and your liver. The same goes for Comet as well. Actually I learned this a long while ago, but I was sort of bored and I thought it a tad interesting all the same. So enjoy. Ha-ha!

Besides, who knows. There might be some OCD individual here who is or was having trouble with cleaning their shower or something and wanted to try it out for whatever reason, so meh, it could be a warning for said individual as well. *Grins* Go OCD!

Anyway... Enjoy all the same.

TheDesertFox
12-09-2009, 08:18 PM
I learned that snow brings out the stupid drivers

Aku no Hikari
12-09-2009, 10:22 PM
Today I learned nothing.

The best lesson of all life.

Eris
12-09-2009, 10:40 PM
I learned that time flies at an alarming pace:

Wasn't it like early summer last month or so?
It's my birthday in like less than two weeks. How did that happen? Actually, how old am I? I can't keep track of it any more.
The class I'm taking is almost over, and I have not really studied at all. Will I flunk my first class ever, or will I pull my act together in time for the exam?


I get this feeling of being in an uncontrolled fall through time. And I do not like it. Must find way of slowing down time.

Necro'lic Enigma
12-10-2009, 02:23 PM
When i feel like hurting something , i'll tape my mouth and close my eyes and sit for hours until this feeling is gone. And this thing works so far.... so i learned this today.

xx

Eris
12-10-2009, 02:25 PM
This T-shirt is relevant to the post above:
http://rlv.zcache.com/o_o_tshirt-p235949208526201432qw9y_400.jpg

_-Anonymous-_
12-10-2009, 03:17 PM
U need that shirt savage? i am wearing it anyways :D

btw i learned to cook a nice breakfast today :unsure:

Negi
12-10-2009, 03:25 PM
I have learned that doing Grade Data Analysis for Elementary Education Majors who have graduated by Spring 2008 is really time comsuming. I have been here since 11am and im still on the first page.
T_T

Necro'lic Enigma
12-10-2009, 03:28 PM
Hahaha , that shirt ... lol. I bet it suits my post.
Nah , i am already wearing that shirt Ano. O_o
=D

Anyways , i learned how to headbang properly with a Cello. >.>

xx

Uta-chan~
12-10-2009, 03:33 PM
I learnt how to play the intro to the Mario theme song on piano! X3

Araragi
12-10-2009, 03:33 PM
i learned, that my jokes can harm other ppl
no..fo'real .. they chase after people and punch them

Cantelope
12-10-2009, 06:30 PM
I learned that college isn't quite like high school, and that if I shirk off homework, all those missing points come to bite me something fierce when I suddenly start caring about my grades at the end of the semester.

Great way to start, cheers, =(

Miss Moonlight
12-10-2009, 06:36 PM
I learned that I would like some Broccoli Pancakes (http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.parkeastkosher.com% 252Fkosher.cfm%252FFrozen-Foods-Vegetarian-Dr.-Praeger%2527s-Homestyle-Broccoli-Pancakes_233-798&h=bd549425699796b94fec312bf37a11fe&ref=nf).

Akira Son Bio
12-11-2009, 01:14 AM
I learned that anything is possible thanks to the Oakland Raiders and GO BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will be bragging about that for a while)

seriously, today I learned that if you have an opportunity in front of you then you better take it and sprint with it.

Eris
12-11-2009, 01:17 AM
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