Welcome to the Salty Spatoon. How Tough are yah?

[International 4-8818]

How tough are you?



(Seriously how tough do you think you are)

[Diocletian]

I posted in this thread before anyone else. This either means I have alot of time in my hands or I'm the fastest, toughest man in here.

[Saint Seiya]

so tough i let people beat me up just because im tough that doesnt even make sense... cause im tough

[Señor Nobody]

I eat lolcats and spit out their spines. That is how tough I am...not.

[Diocletian]

I eat lolcats and spit out their spines. That is how tough I am...not.

Pffft...you're not that tough. I eat lolcows and swallow their spines.

[Señor Nobody]

I dunno, internet tough guy. I'm 6'2, 200lbs. I don't see my muscles getting taken down anytime soon. I can easily heisman maneuver you away from me.

You can easily take me. I am about 6 even and dangerously underweight. One punch and I'd snap like a poorly made toy.

[Diocletian]

You can easily take me. I am about 6 even and dangerously underweight. One punch and I'd snap like a poorly made toy.

Yeah, but I'm a nice guy irl. I'm like a teddy bear I'M A FREAKING GRIZZLY! Give me your woman and a nice tall one right, now shrimp!

[Capernicus]

o.o *coughs* I'm the toughest woman in these here parts. RAWR I slap around your pizza like it's nothing.

[Robin Sena]

When I was in school, I used to bite down on the sides of soda cans.

[OminousCloud]

I'm actually rather weak, I can't even open a water bottle on my own. I therefore need the protection of all the really tough guys in this thread ^_~ nya

This was srs bznz

[IFS]

I'm so tough my power ranger figurine has nothing on me.

[Archaic Devices]

I'm so tough I've seen this episode of Spongebob 10 times =)

[Eris]

I'm from the internet-hoods, ock. Me and my e-Homies can send grown men crying rivers without lifting our arms.

[Acnologia]

Well, it's hard.
I'm pretty big, and hard to take on. But I can not, for the life of me, stand pain. I am easy to inflict pain upon, but hard to knock over.

[Demond]

I'm not really sure as to how tough I think I am, but I have been told I can take a hit or to aswell as give a hit.

[Apostolos]

I'm so tough I've seen this episode of Spongebob 10 times =)

O ya im so tough i own this episode of spongebob!

[Sanosuke23]

I'm so tough, I cry and am tough enough to admit that because I know I can out-tough anyone that says that's not tough. ):<

[Baka]

Why don't yo ask my Hello Kitties how tough I am???
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k312/obiraw/Kittys.jpg
Don't really ask them. They'll say I'm a wuss.

[Ryuuzaki HD]

Im not tough I go to Weenie Hut jr's.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I'm from the internet-hoods, ock. Me and my e-Homies can send grown men crying rivers without lifting our arms.

I'm so tough I can do that and still lift my arms afterward.

[sa5m]

How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?!

I'm so tough I can open this jar of ketchup!

[MercenaryMERC]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
Sir~"wait sir no you are not"
Me~"I am not?"
Sir~"No you silly, this is the internet and no one will believe you are tough in real life"
Me~"Damn when did this happen?"
Sir~"1989"
Me~"The year I was born?"
Sir~"Yes sir! Until you can defeat god himself you will not be good enough to be called tough!"
Me~ "Well damn why are people reading this bad story then?"
Sir~"Because it will have a happy ending"
Me~"Really? how?"
Sir~" I am not sure"
In short I would like to say I am prolly tough when put up against anyone on the internet reading this but in real life I am average at best. XP

[JIMBO.]

I'm strong from heavy work, but I dont like fighting I fear fokes with knifes.

[Memento Mori]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

[Eris]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

Nails? Hah! We used to dream of having nails for breakfast. When I was a wee one, we licked stamps for breakfast. All 12 of us had to share a single stamp too. And it was like 3 years old.

Nails...

[Memento Mori]

Nails? Hah! We used to dream of having nails for breakfast. When I was a wee one, we licked stamps for breakfast. All 12 of us had to share a single stamp too. And it was like 3 years old.

Nails...

You clearly need to watch the Spongebob Squarepants movie.

Though I must say.

I would not want to lick stamps for breakfast.

[Eris]

You clearly need to watch the Spongebob Squarepants movie.

Though I must say.

I would not want to lick stamps for breakfast.

The joke. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo)

[Memento Mori]

The joke. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo)

If only I watched more Monty Python in my early youth.

[*Tsuki*]

I'm so tough I can . . . take the lid off of a jam jar that neither my brother, nor dad could.

[MissAstaire]

I'm so tough I'm not going to waste the time nor breath telling all you weaklings how tough I am.

v.v

[DOOM!]

I'm so tough, Jews pay me to sharpen their Diamonds with my pecs.

[Junior]

I'm So Tough That If I Don't Type In All Caps My Letters Won't Have Enough Room To Hold The Concept Of How Tough I Am.

(That would've been an awesome joke if it had worked)

[John Watson]

Lol, this is cute. :3 Spongebob~! ♥




*Does that answer your question?

[Brandandy]

I can be tough when I have to be. I bluff alot, and it works :p.

[Alphabet]

I'm so tough your manhood shrinks. . .is that right?
ooshy ooshy ooshy

[Diocletian]

I'm from the internet-hoods, ock. Me and my e-Homies can send grown men crying rivers without lifting our arms.

We drop Coke Zero at a proxy every time a homie gets banned.

[Alphabet]

I'm so tough I can open this jar of ketchup!

I believe it says "Catsup," my friend.

I'm even tougher if you put me up against a woman.
Yes, cat fights.

[Cobra Commander]

I'm so tough and hard core that I kick puppies, set baby carriages on fire, and beat up trick or treaters to take their UNICEF boxes.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

The joke. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo)

I'm pretty sure the meme predates them, at least in America. All throughout my youth I was regaled with stories of how my step-dad had to walk 18 miles through snow and broken glass uphill both ways with only newspaper fashioned into clothing and a hot rock to keep him warm.

[IFS]

I'm so tough not even onions can make me cry.

[Mrpurple]

I am so tough I wake up to explosions no joke -.-

[Eris]

I am so tough I wake up to explosions no joke -.-

I'm so tough I sleep through explosions.

[Mrpurple]

heh I really was not jokeing about that one :p but i am so tough you know that big round thing in the night sky. One day I just decided to throw a rock in the air and it never came down -.-

[.Ileaz.]

I'm actually pretty tough.
And no, this is no sarcasm >>;
I'm so tough that the preppy
little guys flail and run when
they see me. On the other
hand, girls try to befriend me.
Just so I dont beat them up:3

But I'm nice too!!! ><

[Mrpurple]

I'm actually pretty tough.

And no, this is no sarcasm >>;
I'm so tough that the preppy
little guys flail and run when
they see me. On the other
hand, girls try to befriend me.
Just so I dont beat them up:3



But I'm nice too!!! ><


heheh sounds like your a manly man or girl . . .^_~*
That there toataly filled up my spiral power XD

[Beast]

I'm so tough I can accidentally staple my thumb and not notice.

[Mrpurple]

Heh I am so tough when I go to the gym I dont lift wieghts I lift the gym.

[Seta Souji]

I'm so tough, I grate cheese with my chin hair.

[Mrpurple]

Oh I am so tough instead of shaveing my face, my face shaves metal.

[koji_minamoto]

i don't think im tough but all the boys in our class are scared of me..hehehe...well i hope they'll fight back coz im always ready....

[Fuu Kasumi]

I'm so tough I sleep through explosions.
I'm so tough I create explosions in my sleep.

[Mrpurple]

i don't think im tough but all the boys in our class are scared of me..hehehe...well i hope they'll fight back coz im always ready....
Uh oh you better watch out for her. I bet shes a cold blooded killer ;)
My spiral energy increased even more xD

[shinjuuzumaki13]

im so tough, i *****slap. Any other form of pain inflicting violence and i would kil you...eventually....