If AF was a village...

[Diocletian]

What role would you play and why?

I would probably be the garbage man. I for some reason always see myself as a spam guy.

[Señor Nobody]

...Village idiot?

Edit: Oh yeah, I was supposed to explain why I think I'm perfect for the position. I can be quite an idiot.

[Mavericker]

A hermit who likes to do research.

[Shinn Kamiyra]

I would be the lonely mime that would always be tripping over his face, falling on the floor with a grunt of pain, yet giving the rest of our fellow villagers a fair laugh out of it at the same time.

[Rem Nightfall]

I'd be the grumpy grandpa who yelled at the kids. hahahahahahahahaha. :laugh:

[sa5m]

The first thing that came to mind was village idiot. lols. But I don't think I would really be that...

I wonder what I would be?

[~DizzyElf~]

The girl next door!

I can get along with any body ;)

[Acnologia]

The mad scientist who lures new test subjects in with a sort of creepy friendliness.

[TheDesertFox]

The crazy neighbor that lives down the street.

[Memento Mori]

The loner who lives in a hut. Alone.

[Heinekenrana]

The crazy cat lady.

Or the town doomsayer who tries to warn everyone by the time it's far too late.

[Datenshi]

A teacher. In a pinch I could teach Japanese.

[Shion Sonozaki]

Maybe the person who trams up with the other peopel sow e can scare the villagers with some monster like costume.... <--Reffering to a mvoe called "Village" or somehtign liek that.

AH! I'm scaring myself just typing this. Nevermidn then!

[Bulf]

I'd be the guy who knocks on everyone's door at like 5am, and begins preaching about how Sony is the devil, and Microsoft wants your souls.

[Red&Stiletto]

I'd be that girl that everyone knows about but doesnt really pay attention to. You know, the one who one daydreams all the time and acts really weird but is still kind of adorable in a creepy-cute kind of way. And I'd have about a hundred cats. They eat all the villages mice and rats! ^_^

[Anime Forum]

If AF was a village I would be the one that everyone runs with torches and pitchforks out of the village. I would then run and be exiled out of the village and everyone would live happily ever after.

[-Kitsune-]

That creepy lady who's hut is home to many stray cats and who frightens small children.

:3

[rikumi]

I'll be the one who goes on patrolling with a paper lantern and make sure everyone's house doesn't get on fire. Wait, this is not an old Chinese society is it?

[High Risk]

The loner who lives in a hut. Alone.
I haven't been here very long but that describes me perfectly. :]

[Gjallarhorn]

A disinterested elder.

[.Tatty.]

who would be the one with power money and control

*looks all innocent* i love you whoever-sama

[kero_-_chan]

id be the village elder telling stories about dragons and knights and the like to all the children, i love oration.

[Cobra Commander]

I'd be the constable.

Otherwise, I'd be the crazy guy who lives out in the woods and only comes out after dark.

[Sanosuke23]

I'd be the eccentric village shaman, who bursts out of his hut on occasion in a brightly colored headdress and dances around ritualistically, dispensing sage advice from powers above...


... That nobody ever listens to anymore.




EDIT: @YujiNaruo: Precisely.

[YujiNaruo]

Offtopic, but is your sig Patapon/FFVII related somehow? *is curious*

Back ontopic: I'd probably be the catbus, or a gargoyle. I'm just there being all harmless.

[wolfgirl90]

Village witch:p

I would be the one that lived on the edge of the village, with the statues of snarling wolves in the front. My aloofness and the strange things in front of my house cause children to pretty much be afraid of me. People would wonder to my house asking to give some sort of potion or spell, which I would do...for a price (a la Yuko from xxxHolic).

[polaris 北極星]

id be the music guy
and my name would be "Captain Obvious"

[ichimoku_fanboy]

that one guy

[Legend of the Twilight]

I'd be the weirdo that no one understands. ... Sort of like real life. :-D

[Ryuuzaki HD]

The reprobate because im good at it.

[Mavericker]

I'd be town pastor.

[Reonic Flux]

I'll own the nearby wafer factory, but the factory won't pollute with black smoke. It will fill the area with the aroma of wafers.

[BDNguyen]

I'd probably be a laborer

[Grim Scythe]

the guard.. keeping you all safe at night

[Buruku]

the guard.. keeping you all safe at night
I like that for some reason.


I'd want to be the one who ran the flower or tea shop....you'd see Capernicus, Maru, Fabala, and myself gossiping in a corner. "Did you read so n' so's blog? Lyk omg."

[Capernicus]

I like that for some reason.


I'd want to be the one who ran the flower or tea shop....you'd see Capernicus, Maru, Fabala, and myself gossiping in a corner. "Did you read so n' so's blog? Lyk omg."

That would only happen if, by some miraculous turn of events, we managed to extract Fab Fab from the necessary evil that is irl.

Hm...I would like to be someone who ran a boarding house. For some reason I'd want to have lots of people around that owe me money. =D And there could be like a gay bar downstairs. =x

[Ωmega]

I like that for some reason.


I'd want to be the one who ran the flower or tea shop....you'd see Capernicus, Maru, Fabala, and myself gossiping in a corner. "Did you read so n' so's blog? Lyk omg."
LOL, yeah, we so would.

I think Id be like a detective. Walking around and making sure peace is kept...then smiting those who disobey with my stick-thingy. What the hell are those things called anyway? 'Beating stick?'

But I would feel to bad to hit people too hard. So Id just hit them hard enough to leave a small bruise. Maybe even a tap.

....then Id collect cats and take them over to Heineken's place and chill with all the kitties =D

[Seta Souji]

the guard.. keeping you all safe at night

I'd definitely sleep like a baby knowing our guard is named Grim Scythe.

I would be the energetic dude that will cause our village to overpopulate.

[Heinekenrana]

....then Id collect cats and take them over to Heineken's place and chill with all the kitties =D

More cats = MORE AWESOME!!!!

I have great approval for this plot!

[.Tatty.]

=D And there could be like a gay bar downstairs. =x

and i would be your top customer

always in S&M gear on my nights out in your bar XD

[SeraphimAriaRhapsody]

I'd definitely sleep like a baby knowing our guard is named Grim Scythe.

I would be the energetic dude that will cause our village to overpopulate.

Oh my!!!!

I'd be the fellow commercial artist running a Jazz lounge, fine wine, and classy restaurant.

[Cobra Commander]

Maybe I'd be the blacksmith.

I've always wanted to know about making weapons and other things the old way.

Everyone would have axes and swords...

[Buruku]

Village idiots, huts, and crazy cat people seem to be a popular choice....strange.


Hm...I would like to be someone who ran a boarding house. For some reason I'd want to have lots of people around that owe me money. =D And there could be like a gay bar downstairs.
I take it it would be an all girls boarding house? And a juice bar, right?

[Capernicus]

I take it it would be an all girls boarding house? And a juice bar, right?
Hell nah. I'd let everybody and anybody in. See, our village is so super awesome, that we get approx 100 new people (http://www.animeforum.com/misc.php?do=topstats&id=reg) blowin' in town every day. I'd be soooo rich! Mwahahahaa! Of course, for the really cool people I'd let them stay for free. That way we can teach the newbies.

[Tetsanosuke]

I'd be the local Minstrel without musical talent, but has a knack for writing long poems about things that might be unclear to most. =o

Either that or I'd be that kind neighbor who you know is there when you need help but you never call.

Or both. x3

[Saint Seiya]

prolly the guy who wants to go around you know.. like.. explre stuff in the forest.. if theres any... you know? cause i srsly dont :|

[Eris]

I'd be the endearing old English lady who has a mass grave with 50 dead bodies in her back yard. Why wouldn't they just wear the clothes I knitted for them?

[.Tatty.]

also after my noghts out at the gay bar i would be the guy that comes onto EVERYTHING and ends up having relations with a lamp post :3

[lovelicious]

I'd be the lady who runs the bakery. The town will be filled with the aroma of fresh breads early in the morning. Hmmm....

[agiup]

just a villager

[Reonic Flux]

I'd be the lady who runs the bakery. The town will be filled with the aroma of fresh breads early in the morning. Hmmm....

My wafer factory will help.

[lovelicious]

My wafer factory will help.

proposal gladly accepted!

[Seta Souji]

I'd be the lady who runs the bakery. The town will be filled with the aroma of fresh breads early in the morning. Hmmm....I hope they were prepared using the power of solar hands.

[Sanosuke23]

I hope they were prepared using the power of solar hands.

Of course they were. I'm a shaman, remember?

[Reonic Flux]

proposal gladly accepted!

Yay! Now, all we need is somebody with hands that could bake the breads easily. I'll also have to find a person who can rewrite the OS of the computers that program the packaging speed of the wafers. If the OS is rewritten, the pack of wafers would increase by ummm...300%? Now, where do we find such people....

[.Tatty.]

dont look at the only ghey in the village ;D

[Roxas_mack]

The Rebel Artist - i would Go around making beutiful street paintings on the walls and houses of the town many people dont like me for this but some people relly like me for this

[Shinigami_55]

Originally posted by Change Of Color
I'd be that girl that everyone knows about but doesnt really pay attention to. You know, the one who one daydreams all the time and acts really weird but is still kind of adorable in a creepy-cute kind of way. And I'd have about a hundred cats. They eat all the villages mice and rats! ^_^
A male version of this, but instead of cats i would have turtles,i love turtles

[Dr. Hax]

I'll probably take the role of Headcrab Exterminator.

*readies crowbar*

http://www.frugalgaming.co.uk/cheap_video_games/wp-content/frugal_uploads/gordon1191709903.jpg

I need a helper...

(Gordon looks like House.)

[Fiery]

I'd be the handy man, turning up wherever and whenever I was needed to patch things up. //15

[Reonic Flux]

I'd be helping people with anything they need help with. I'll also give them wafers if they feel sad or something.

[.Tatty.]

I'd be the handy woman, turning up wherever and whenever I was needed to patch things up. //15

ffixed :3

[Shinigami_55]

between day dreams, i would be part of the demolition crew,and one of village patrols,but rarely would pay attention

[AzureDark]

The guy who keeps a huge secret!

[Dr. Hax]

The guy who keeps a huge secret!

^ = John Freeman (Secretly)

http://gamingdead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/full-life-consequences-430x322.jpg

*gets second crowbar*

Let's go kill us some headcrabs in town!!

[Ashminigun]

I'd be the handy man, turning up wherever and whenever I was needed to patch things up. //15

Can I be your business partner?

Owning and running local hardware shop would be fitting for me.

I better stop myself before I become more delusional...

[None of the above]

The old and creepy perverted man who sometimes knows to much and strides the streets in eternal boredom.

[Reonic Flux]

Can I be your business partner?

Owning and running local hardware shop would be fitting for me.

I better stop myself before I become more delusional...

I have a wafer factory nearby if you need some food.

[Miss Moonlight]

The resident nurse, cook, and/or therapist.

Or maid, since cleaning is basically all I do, anyway ... ;__;

[.Tatty.]

you can be my maid ^^

you get cookies on the job =D

[i_say_sabotage]

The resident prankster.. who's too clumsy so I fall for my own pranks...

Or maybe just someone lounging up at the tree watching the clouds pass by... until someone calls me for help/company/laughs.. I'd be happy to oblige!

EDIT: THis could be an amazing RP *hint hint*

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

The Chairman of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Fuzz).

[.Tatty.]

those damn hoodies looking inconspicuous XD

im guna go watch hot fuzz now XD seriously

[Shinigami_55]

originally posted by Manhattan_Project_2000
The Chairman of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance.
wich i would help time to time

Originally Posted by iLuvMarshmallows
I'd be the lady who runs the bakery. The town will be filled with the aroma of fresh breads early in the morning. Hmmm....
can i work in your store??
i need money for dvd's and manga!
also love to work at bakery's.

[Reonic Flux]

My wafer factory needs more workers... :D

[Shinigami_55]

i would do over time in your factory, then go home watch anime and do wierd stuffs

[The Nightingale]

I'd be that girl that everyone knows about but doesnt really pay attention to. You know, the one who one daydreams all the time and acts really weird but is still kind of adorable in a creepy-cute kind of way. And I'd have about a hundred cats. They eat all the villages mice and rats! ^_^


Like she said...I'd be the other shy, day dreamer girl, but minus that cats, I'd have a bunch of dogs :D. I'd walk around the village with my nose stuck in the book also~

[Grim Scythe]

The Chairman of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Fuzz).

Someone encroaching on my job?

[Beast]

I'd be the guy everyone could talk to if they needed to vent.

I'd be the guy who'd walk around the village with a group of stray cats following him for some reason... (It's happened before!)

I'd be the freelance worker who doesn't get a specific job.

[lovelicious]

can i work in your store??
i need money for dvd's and manga!
also love to work at bakery's.

Yes, surely. Everybody is welcome!

ahh and Beast, may I ask your help if the bakery needs help? :)

[Infinita]

I would probably be a bookkeeper in the village. Biggest loner ever, stuck in books about anything and everything.

[Kiss of Death]

5 years old girl who would attract peaople with cute smile and make them give her candy!

[Crimson Tears]

What a nice village this would be ^^ lol. Ummm..... I'd probably be the emo loner, like in real life sad to say. Or I'd...... yeah I got nothing >_< Curse this mind of mine that does not help when needed. :banghead:

[Ashminigun]

Whoa... Look at you guys go. ^^;;

Anyway, I'd forget to ask this. Is the village community base on the fantasy Middle-age or modern times?

[CrystalAce]

A village huh?

Then, I would be just a moderate wealthy guy, open newspaper as well as sneaky under-world business , hire hundreds of radical reporters and plot devious plans to overthrow the mayor of the village, become mayor myself, built a fine house, marry a fine woman, have two children a girl & a boy, name them Joan and John, watch my kids grow, age finely with my wife and finally die in my wife's embrace.

That's all the melodrama packed in one life that I could hope for in this tiny village. Chao...

[Buruku]

My wafer factory needs more workers... :D

Worst gimmick. Ever.

[Dr. Hax]

Worst gimmick. Ever.

Is hunting headcrabs good?

Also, MP2K's 'hood watch would help with the headcrabs.

[Ashminigun]

We should add zombies and ghouls in the watch in case somebody is crazy enough resurrected the dead folks on cemetery at the hill

[lovelicious]

I would probably be a bookkeeper in the village. Biggest loner ever, stuck in books about anything and everything.

I'll send you some warm breads and cupcakes everyday :)

[Infinita]

I'll send you some warm breads and cupcakes everyday :)

That sounds do awesome! You can get books from me anytime. :)

[ZukaxxMimozu]

I would be the helpful citizen who helped people who have troubles or problems with something

[Eris]

I would be the meddling citizen who meddled in people's business

There, I fix'd it for you.

[SigmaSD]

I would be the town's scribe that writes down daily events and other stuff that would go down in history. And I would always consult with the town leader, which would help me run the town from behind the scenes. Btw, who is going to be the town leader?

[Eris]

I would be the town's scribe that writes down daily events and other stuff that would go down in history.

You need to spam more in my wiki to get that job.

[Baka]

5 years old girl who would attract peaople with cute smile and make them give her candy!
Here's a lollie. But I have a 5 year old wife?!?!?!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/ohnoezitscara/lolly.jpg



I would be the one cosplaying as a cat-boy crawling around, meowing, purring, scratching, and secretly tagging ばか in pink marker on everything.

I would also run the village Sanrio in my spare time.

[Reonic Flux]

Worst gimmick. Ever.

Okay fine. Not workers. Just people who can help taste them.

[Diocletian]

The guy who keeps a huge secret!

That or the bard who sings songs from foreign lands that no one understands.

By the way these are my stats as a villager in the game "AF Quest I".

HP 500
Attack Set:
Swagger
Swagger
Swagger
Recycle.

[Dr. Hax]

LVL 1 The next Gordon Freeman:

750 HP

STR: 30
VIT: 45
INT: 40
SPD: 45

Weapon: Crowbar

Move List:

Smack - With headcrabs and other carrion beasts running rampant, Gordon Freeman is forced to take matters into his own hands. Damage dealt is equal to 175% of Gordon Freeman's STR. If the enemy is a headcrab or headcrab zombie, Damage is equal to 215% of Gordon Freeman's Strength.

Stab - Sometimes, the only way to survive is to impair your opponent. Damage dealt is equal to 200% of Gordon Freeman's STR with a 20% change of causing "impair" status, allowing all attacks on the impaired to deal 10% more damage.

Block - Defending yourself is key in a fight. Gordon Freeman becomes immune to damage adding to 450% of his STR.

Loot - After a victory, it is only right to search the loser for anything of use.

Item - Kind of obvious...

(Still need a John Freeman)

[Capernicus]

Oooooo character sheets!

HP: 200
STR: N/A
INT: ovr 9000
SPD: 15

Weapon: Iron Fist

Attack Set:
Security Deposit
No Dogs Allowed!
Repair Bill
Evict

[Dark Wolf 09]

I'd probably be the guy with Militia control, and who sends people into war. A General of the AF army.

[Dr. Hax]

Why are Cap, MP2K and I the real useful ones?

I mean come on...Cap gives eviction notices, MP2K can spot the headcrabs and I kill them.

[Capernicus]

I dunno, Brooke's gossip shop is pretty useful imo. I mean, someone has to decide what's cool and what's not.

[Señor Nobody]

Well, j100's useful cause he's making food (even if it is only wafers).
Wolfgirl90 is useful for her magic/voodeedoo that she probably does.
I'm useful cause I go around making people happy they aren't 'that guy'.
Oh, Infinita is a librarian, highly useful.
Sigma is a scribe, relaying the news
I could go on, but I'm too lazy to type them all out.

[Niinee-chan27]

i would be.....hmmm the teenager that sits around looking at everybody....for no reason....lol jk i would be the teenager that helps the homeless with simple things like money and.....showers?

[Diocletian]

You think an RPG would be approved of AF Quest?

[Capernicus]

You think an RPG would be approved of AF Quest?
=D!!!

[Ramona Flowers]

the stoner girl who adopts all kinds of animals, throws crazy parties and puts huge slip-n-slides down in the middle of a street.

[Dark Wolf 09]

You think an RPG would be approved of AF Quest?

It will fail. Miserably. Unless we have monarchies, and capitalism, and socialism, then its okay.

[Diocletian]

It will fail. Miserably. Unless we have monarchies, and capitalism, and socialism, then its okay.

How could I not?

[.Tatty.]

graham aker...

vicious tyranical dictator ruler? ;D

[Dr. Hax]

graham aker...

vicious tyranical dictator headcrab zombie? ;D

There ya go...You made a slight error.

[.Tatty.]

how could i make such an error

thanks for the correction LOTR :3

[Dark Wolf 09]

graham aker...

vicious tyranical dictator ruler? ;D

Oh its on, you against my army. --Drops H Bombs--

Whoops >_>;

[Dr. Hax]

how could i make such an error

thanks for the correction LOTR :3

http://blogplog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/zombie.jpg

Word.

[.Tatty.]

whered you get my picture from Dx

[Dead rose]

hmm...i would be some bored village girl trying to kill her boredom with 101 ways that dosent work.

[Dr. Hax]

They're all over the place, brother.

Damned Headcrab Zombie...

[Reonic Flux]

Well, j100's useful cause he's making food (even if it is only wafers).
Wolfgirl90 is useful for her magic/voodeedoo that she probably does.
I'm useful cause I go around making people happy they aren't 'that guy'.
Oh, Infinita is a librarian, highly useful.
Sigma is a scribe, relaying the news
I could go on, but I'm too lazy to type them all out.


Kewl. I could also own the local bank nearby.

When can I whack zombies?

[Melodic]

I'd be that neighbor with an overly bright floral dress with a 70's hairstyle all hairspary'd up, delivering fresh cooked goodies to your village hut windowsill.

(No, not really.)

But, um, in all seriousness, village idiot suits me quite fine... That also has a bunch of cats.

[Dr. Hax]

When can I whack zombies?

Do I sense a John Freeman in the making?

http://gamingdead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/full-life-consequences-430x322.jpg

[Mavericker]

I'd shun all the otakus here.

[Kiss of Death]

Here's a lollie. But I have a 5 year old wife?!?!?!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/ohnoezitscara/lolly.jpg



I would be the one cosplaying as a cat-boy crawling around, meowing, purring, scratching, and secretly tagging ばか in pink marker on everything.

I would also run the village Sanrio in my spare time.



LOLLIPOP!!!!!!!! Hey there kitty... you can live with me in my pink girly room! and sleep with me in my pink bed....
perv...

[Reonic Flux]

Do I sense a John Freeman in the making?

http://gamingdead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/full-life-consequences-430x322.jpg

*speechless*

I don't wanna be John Freeman! I still have a wafer factory to take care, so whacking zombies can be my free time (which never happens).

[tenzo_groupie]

I shall be the village nurse.
Helping everyone to feel better.

[Ashminigun]

Why this village suddenly turned into Ravenholm? Have we angered the Combine Masters?

Anyway, we need someone as crazy as Father Grigori to setup the traps to combat the zombies and still referred them as his Lamb

[Sanosuke23]

Why are Cap, MP2K and I the real useful ones?

I mean come on...Cap gives eviction notices, MP2K can spot the headcrabs and I kill them.

Useful? Excuse me? Hello, Shaman here. I throw colored powder around and shake a stick at you. That's extremely useful. Listen, the Spirits, man... They've seen you guy and... they don't think you're a good guy, guy. You gotta, like, listen to them and be at peace with natures and naturality and stuff.

Headcrabs aren't, are you tryin' to say you're no better than headcrabs? 'Course you're not saying that. Headcrabs are all like "RAWR I'M ON SOME GUY'S HEAD" and nature's all like "YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE" and roflstomps 'em. It'll totally help. Look, see those folks baking bread? They listened to the Spirits and they got omgwthbreadbaking heat ray hands. Isn't that awesome? 'Course it's awesome.

Let's see now, lemme check the list of awesome shaman powers I got here. Hmm, alright, what about GIANT ROCK HANDS? Ehh? Ehhhhhhh? You know you want that. Think about it, headcrab's all like "I am totally a human skull don't mind me" and you're all like "Oh well then you can just go on ahead and NO BAM I PUNCH YOU WITH GIANT FIST MADE OF STONE!" It's like you're the Thing from the elbows down. Come on man.

No? Too hands-on for ya? That's cool, that's cool, I understand man. I got a whole buncha ritualizations and procedurals and whatnothaveyous on this here list. Howsabout LIGHTNING EYEBALLS! I know right! You can just be all BAM! Electrocute your face! Well not your face, some guy. Some headcrab guy. Or whatever, hey, they'd be your lightning eyeballs. I'm not gonna tell you what you can and can't do with your own lightning eyeballs. If I did you could totally be all LIGHTNING EYEBALLS my face off and then where would I be? Without a face, that's where.

Bah, you kids don't appreciamate the gifts tradition offers, man. You all go with your shottyguns and crowbars and act like you know, I'll be chillin' with your great great great great grandma's ghost, back in my hut. Thaaaaaat's right, you heard me. Burn. Bet you wish you had some Lightning Eyeballs now, but you don't now do you? S'what you get, punk kids...

[Grim Scythe]

Actually, i'd leave this dysfunctional village, letting it devour itself.

[.Tatty.]

ive already established myself as the village cult leader :3

Mr Nobody is my first member XD

we ill worship the haro's =D

[Reonic Flux]

ive already established myself as the village cult leader :3

Mr Nobody is my first member XD

we ill worship the haro's =D


Haros...You mean Lacus Clyne's?

I wanna join! I wanna join! Haros are supreme gods and must be worshipped!

*is a huge fan of Lacus Clyne*

[.Tatty.]

no we have 2 members in our cult :3

i shall now be known as godham aker

envoy to the haro's

[Reonic Flux]

Aaaaahhhhhhh.....I want to touch a Haro and feel its awesomeness and its ability to own any person.

[.Tatty.]

the haro says until you pay £100 into godhams account touching is a nono :3


xD working like a reall cul...religon :3

[Reonic Flux]

Can't I be the guardian instead? My wafer soldiers are ready if I'm approved.

[.Tatty.]

lord mr pink demnads full control of your wafer armys

no questions asked, then you may touch him

[B Gundam]

Yes yes, all hail the Haros.

In the beginning, there was nothing. But then Amuro Ray said "may there be a Haro", and so it was, there was the first Haro.

All Haros are preceded by the divine green Haro of Amuro Ray, the godly green Haro!

He is to be praised by the divine lines "Haro Genki!", or, together with his creator "Haro Genki! Amuro! Genki ka?"

But one Haro was not enough for the World, so Amuro Ray said "may there be more Haros", and so it happened, there were more Haros and he saw that it was good. Under his command, more Haros were produced by companies or individuals, Athrun Zala being a notable one who has created many mini-haros, including Mr. Pink, the pink Haro envoy of the Cosmic Era.

The Haros then began to evolve, one of them became able to pilot Gundams, Usso Evin's Haro who shared the same green as his divine ancestor the divine green Haro. This Haro was a great warrior and inspired many after him, including all Haros of the Anno Domini, the faithful companion of the Gundam Meisters.

Another Haro grew great intelligence and Charisma, he is Captain Haro of the SDG, with his indestructible body, he protects the innocents of Neotopia from the Dark Axis.

But a Haro strayed from the right path: The black devil Haro. With his Psycho Haro, he yearns to corrupt more Haros and destroy all that is. Haros who fall under his influence become Bugs from Gundam F91 on the inside, one has been reported to have attempted to assassinate Loran Cehack, the great Hero of the Correct Century.

Thou shalt follow the wisdom of the divine green Haro and be aware of the dangers of the black devil Haro!

Haro Genki!

[.Tatty.]

*does a weird hand waving motion*

OH MY BROTHER TESTIFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Reonic Flux]

Control of my wafer soldiers is now officially transferred to Master Haro.

[.Tatty.]

the haro cult...religon will soon encompass the whole AF village =D

once we get the bakery and ghey bar we will own the village

[Reonic Flux]

My wafer factory is ready to support the Haros.

[B Gundam]

The divine Green Haro, protection Deity of the White Base giving his blessings to Frau Bow. Haro Genki! It is said that those of his color are especially gifted, such as Usso's Haro and Captain Haro

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7063/originalharo.jpg

Mr. Pink, the divine envoy of the Cosmic Era

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6882/haro.jpg

Captain Haro, Chief of the guardians of Neotopia

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8333/harosdgundamforce.jpg

Our armed forces of Wafer Soldiers and SDG are further assisted by Glemmy Toto's unlimited supply of Puru clones. As soon as we find a way to contend their Libido. They are exposed to Amuro and Judau after all.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/153/5c9e82a90de617215dfd232.jpg

[Reonic Flux]

*is drooling at second pic*

Must...touch...Master...Haro!!!!

[.Tatty.]

D:

your too young j00

[Reonic Flux]

I don't care. Once I'm addicted, I cannot stop it.

*is still drooling at B Gundam's second pic*

Pink Haro FTW!!

[.Tatty.]

there droolig is good

*hands you a pack of wafers* :3

[Reonic Flux]

My own wafers won't shake my stronger addiction to Haros...especially those in Cosmic Era...

*is still drooling*
*is worshiping Haros*

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Actually, i'd leave this dysfunctional village, letting it devour itself.

How could this village possibly fail when I'm around to make sure it's ideologically pure enough so we can win "Village of the Year"?

Well, other then Headcrabs, I guess.

[Eris]

Why are Cap, MP2K and I the real useful ones?

I mean come on...Cap gives eviction notices, MP2K can spot the headcrabs and I kill them.

What about me?! I keep the village small and quaint. If it wasn't for the mass grave in my back yard, the village would be a city by now, with the yuppies and their cellphones.

[B Gundam]

Do not fight it, it is good. Accept it as part of yourself and you shall find peace within and also have more control. Rejection will only rupture your being. It might even make you malleable to the swaying promises of the black devil Haro.

[Reonic Flux]

*Hears Divine Haro's and Pink Haro's commands*

I will accept this feeling, even though it feels like my heart is being stretched everywhere. But still, I promise to uphold the name of the Haros, and defend its ideals against those who would want to defile it.

*gets hypnotized again*

..........................

[Sanosuke23]

What about me?! I keep the village small and quaint. If it wasn't for the mass grave in my back yard, the village would be a city by now, with the yuppies and their cellphones.

Between my insane religious traditionalism and your murderous population control, we're SURE to win!

Now I just need to figure out what to do about these damned missionaries. Who worships a ball, honestly? That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's not religion unless the object(s) of worship are invisible without ingesting hallucinogenics.

[Eris]

Actually, I change my mind. I would be the dragon that from time to time ravaged the village, eating it's virgins. On the other hand, if I did that on AF, there would be like 3 people left. Sorry, never mind. Bad idea.

[Ωmega]

I was gonna clean out the thread of all the spam thats built up in here, but after 18 deleted and still more to go, Im just gonna throw my arms up, yell 'forget it!' and close the thread.

I apologize to the OP for the misbehaving of others