Lose your bacon.

[Petrol Gas]

For some reason you have 5 gallons of fully cooked bacon.

What do you do with your bacon?

Keep in mind that if you don't get rid of it, it will go bad.

[OminousCloud]

I'd bring it home!

Erm probably eat some, give away the majority.

[Wolfwood]

i'd try to rebuild the piggy ^^

[Datenshi]

I'd bury it in my yard and start a garden, maybe grow some vegetables and eat that.

[Eris]

Destroy it before any poor people see it!

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Refill a bacon dispenser (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/379621097_f26a1e2922.jpg?v=0).

Also, I don't endorse this because it involves feeding my enemies, but I'm throwing it out there anyway. http://bayimg.com/image/eamknaaba.jpg (NSFW, NSFV)

[Eris]

Also, I don't endorse this because it involves feeding my enemies, [...]

It could be a positive thing if you feed your enemies bacon and not give them anything to drink. In that case: Give it to the poor.

[DOOM!]

Unpress the button to not recieve bacon?

[Sanosuke23]

... What kind of bacon?

[MidnightMayonaka]

i would eat some, give away some, then scarf the rest down my boyfriends throut XD

[Dr. Evil]

Eat some, give rest to friends...

[JIMBO.]

I dont like bacon, I have square sausage instead.

[Shinn Kamiyra]

-Tilts my head, blinking- Five whole gallons of bacon, huh?

More than likely, I'd probably just cook it right up and have it delivered as something of a gift on my part to my mother's church on Easter Sunday. Always lots of hungry people there in the morning, to be sure.

[Beast]

Eat until my heart gets numb then I'll give away the rest and sleep off what I ate =D

[niKopol]

Are these 5 gallons weight or space? How dare you use a measurement for liquids with solids. Cause it could be the difference between one of these bad boys (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/) and a kosher nightmare. Possibly a heart attack too.

[Capernicus]

Weird thread. o_o

Uhhhh...I would invite friends over and have a eatover/sleepover. But after all that bacon, it might be a comaover.

[Memento Mori]

I'd have an eating contest with seven friends in front of homeless people.

[SSDynamite]

I'd make some spaghetti to go with it. Then I'd eat some, share some and throw away any leftovers... seems the most rashernal thing to do

XD get it? rashernal

[sa5m]

Cook it all up and CURE WORLD HUNGER!!!

Okay, maybe not world hunger, but city-wide hunger?

[Petrol Gas]

... What kind of bacon?

Strips of bacon! Pan fried with the grease drained off. I suppose if you managed to obtain that grease by the same means you obtained this bacon, you could also decide what to do with that.


Are these 5 gallons weight or space? How dare you use a measurement for liquids with solids. Cause it could be the difference between one of these bad boys (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/) and a kosher nightmare. Possibly a heart attack too.

Gallons is a measure of volume not weight. You can imagine a five gallon bucket completely packed with bacon, or five one gallon jugs of bacon. Either way, this is a considerable amount of bacon.


I'd have an eating contest with seven friends in front of homeless people.

This may not be enough friends to eat all of the bacon! If you each ate a pound (a horrendous amount of bacon) or two even, there would still be more than enough bacon for the homeless people.

I don't mean to criticize your choice, just to give some perspective for all those people who plan to eat it alone.

[JIMBO.]

you know what I hate more than bacon.......Gamon

[Howling Star]

Go to africa and gather everyone up. And then eat it all myself. And let them watch !! Naah I probably give some to some poort countries in africa and asia. And the south and north pole ofcourse. I'm gonna save polar bears! And penguins!

[JIMBO.]

since its easter give it to the jews lest we forget :closedeye

[BDNguyen]

I've never had bacon, is it good? I hear it's unhealthy though.

[None of the above]

Since we are already talking about a massive amount of bacon, there should also be involved amassive amount of fat.

Answer: Soap. Can not expire.

[Diocletian]

Take it to a fat camp.

BTW, is this Canadian bacon?

[iGiraffe]

I'd go around giving one peice of bacon to every person I meet."Here, have some bacon," I would say. If I still had a lot left over, I'd give it to some hobos or something. I'm sure that they would appreciate the bacon...

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I shall take this bacon and travel the globe, curing people of hangovers like some sort of non-kosher Messiah.

http://porkandwhiskey.wordpress.com/2009/04/09/duh-bacon-helps-hangovers/

[sataned]

if i had all that bacon id literally wrap any food item in bacon,fry it, and EAT IT! i can just imagine it...
burgers wrapped in bacon
chicken wrapped in bacon
hotdogs wrapped in bacon
bacon wrapped in bacon
bananas wrapped in bacon
fish wrapped in bacon
noodles wrapped in bacon
a potatoe wrapped in bacon stuffed with cheese and bacon bits...

or imagine some bacon toilet paper ;D yeah id probably try using it as TP
bacon clothing has been done before so id skip that...
id try selling it too :D have a sign up infront of my stand that says...
CANT BEAT MY MEAT!no refunds


PS: id probably try covering a sexy woman in bacon too ;D or maybe a BBW wrapped in bacon! woot!

[Red&Stiletto]

Call my friend Bethie, shout "BOWMP SOME BACON, BETHIE????", let her scream her yes, wait for her to show up, hold a two person bacon party. >=3

[SigmaSD]

Bleagh, bacon. Well if it was me, I would sell it for something. Then I would help out people that need it for food and stuff, like bums, orphanages, or artists.

[espeon977]

Huh, that's a lot of bacon

I'd make one of these!

Realistic pig made outta meat (http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html)

Of course, I'd be getting meat from other sources to help make it >_>

If there was any bacon left over, I'd make this Bacon icecream (http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html)

Of course, I'd end up giving it all away, maybe I'd take it to school, and see how many of the guys it takes to eat it all (/my guess is five, one alone can eat a whole pizza, and the box)

[Hell patrol]

I will eat some and feed my men if thare are some left i will dry it so it wont go bad if thats impossble then i will give it to who ever wants it

[~Rose~]

I would make Baconnaise.............. and lot of Baconnaise

[ichimoku_fanboy]

invite my friends over and have a massive bacon fight

[Eris]

I would make hats of meat (http://www.hatsofmeat.com/hams.html) for everyone.

[JIMBO.]

reminds me of Johnny and the meat suit for the rolling stones cover on jackass. it made him cold and the dogs ate it

[Infinita]

Go to a party and feed it to everybody and then what ever is left over, give it to the people who have massive hang overs. Not sure if they would eat it or throw it and cause a huge food fight. And I would eat some too!

[Bulf]

I'd eat the hell out of that bacon....all 5 gallons

[CrystalAce]

I'll pile it all up in the middle of a busy street and organize an environmentalist protest with motto, "Save the pigs. Waste no bacon. Save the pigs." After that, I'll run my own party with the picture of bacon as my symbol and run for the presidency of the country. And, after
I win the presidency, I'd impose heavy penalty to anyone who makes or eats bacon and thus, I would save the world from such garbage of bacons. Hurrah! Hurrah!

[The Nightingale]

Hrm more stuff to do with Bacon haha :D

Uhmmm...I'd probably eat half of it and force all my friends to eat the other half.

omm nahm

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

I'd sell it to BK or Wendy's. Make some money.

[chevrolet]

take half and sacrifice it to the gods, then take a quarter of whats left and tease a stray dog, then whats left is for the thing in your attic

[polaris 北極星]

cooked bacon lasts anywhere from 3-7 days. bacon can be incorporated into many kinds of dishes for either breakfast, lunch, or dinner. 5 lbs of bacon really isnt that much... id have it gone in 3 days tops.

[Petrol Gas]

cooked bacon lasts anywhere from 3-7 days. bacon can be incorporated into many kinds of dishes for either breakfast, lunch, or dinner. 5 lbs of bacon really isnt that much... id have it gone in 3 days tops.

It's 5 gallons, yo!

[Baka]

I would have a bacon parade and shower people in the streets with bacon strips.

[Cobra Commander]

bacon nachos.

seriously.

I'd eat it, and if I couldn't, I'd make some kind of soup that included it. Failing to finish it, I'd freeze it in portion sizes.

I do not share bacon.

[Yugure's Goddess]

Weird thread. o_o

Uhhhh...I would invite friends over and have a eatover/sleepover. But after all that bacon, it might be a comaover.
LMAO! Oh my gosh, I don't think I can reply to the thread. There's no way I could top that, seriously! Oh this is such an epic win.

I <3 you, Cappy!

love
dani
dude

[Miss Moonlight]

Bacon shoes, bacon hats, bacon bra, bacon pants and bacon panties.

My, i'd smell dandy.

[Acnologia]

Eat it while watching movies.

Perfect day.

[Xepher]

Bacon is delicious, I love it crispy and crunchy. If you cook it with too much fat and grease it's un-healthy, I think.

Btw, Why is there a thread on here about bacon? O.o;

[Cobra Commander]

If it hadn't have been here, I would have started it.

Bacon has invaded several forums this week.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2008/11/baconnaise.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/food/baconnaise/&usg=__Yh_q3ycAj6Hc7FoXOr_YkT7hz_k=&h=248&w=230&sz=18&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=2lAhceM_caNovM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbaconnaise%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D 1

[Petrol Gas]

If it hadn't have been here, I would have started it.

Bacon has invaded several forums this week.



I would be willing to argue that bacon is just a popular topic amongst forum goers.