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Mavericker
03-25-2009, 01:08 PM
Should Nintendo make serious or mature-rated Mario games?

Miss Moonlight
03-25-2009, 02:07 PM
Making another mario game might push Luigi off the edge.

Nintendo should make a game called "Luigi's trip to the Psychiatric Hospital."

You see, Luigi just cannot stand being in his much more popular brother's spotlight any longer. Mario is always the popular one, the one who always saves the princess, the one who always has his name on everything, the one who takes all the credit for saving the mushroom kingdom and all the inhabitants (and because Luigi's Mansion had a vacuum as his main weapon, and it's ironically descriptive of how good the game is.)

Mario has had tons of games specifically named after him, and all luigi gets are spin-offs!

but someone has already made something similar: Luigi's Revenge Interactive Game (http://www.y8.com/games/Luigis_Revenge_Interactive)

I don't think that would be serious though. That would be hillarious.

Too bad nintendo would never do it. ;___;

Manhattan_Project_2000
03-25-2009, 03:15 PM
Yes. It should be survival horror. Mario is an overweight drug addict/plumber who discovers a green tube in his bathroom that transports him to the Mushroom Kingdom, a horrible Lovecraftian place where Reptile Kings rule from non-Euclidean palaces. Mario is incessantly haunted by the ghost of his younger brother Luigi who died in car crash with an inebriated Mario at the wheel. Mario finds that one of the Dinosaur Kings has taken a women hostage and quickly discovers that it is a Princess Peach, a hooker and Mario's former fiancé who left him after he started getting violent and beating her. Mario must travel through this strange land with only his wits and his handgun named "Fire Flower" to guide him in hopes of one day saving Princess Peach from Bowser the Dinosaur King. He is fought at every turn by Horrible flying turtles, ghosts, mobile mushroom headed monsters, sentient cannon shells, man eating plants, and worst of all Wario, the embodiment of all of Mario's guilt and dark desires brought to life.

Magical Soul
03-25-2009, 03:23 PM
Making another mario game might push Luigi off the edge.

Nintendo should make a game called "Luigi's trip to the Psychiatric Hospital."

You see, Luigi just cannot stand being in his much more popular brother's spotlight any longer. Mario is always the popular one, the one who always saves the princess, the one who always has his name on everything, the one who takes all the credit for saving the mushroom kingdom and all the inhabitants (and because Luigi's Mansion had a vacumn as his main weapon, and it's ironically descriptive of how good the game is.)

Mario has had tons of games specifically named after him, and all luigi gets are spin-offs!

but someone has already made something similar: Luigi's Revenge Interactive Game (http://www.y8.com/games/Luigis_Revenge_Interactive)

I don't think that would be serious though. That would be hillarious.

Too bad nintendo would never do it. ;___;

Yeah they just won't...

Zenga
03-25-2009, 04:05 PM
Yes. It should be survival horror. Mario is an overweight drug addict/plumber who discovers a green tube in his bathroom that transports him to the Mushroom Kingdom, a horrible Lovecraftian place where Reptile Kings rule from non-Euclidean palaces. Mario is incessantly haunted by the ghost of his younger brother Luigi who died in car crash with an inebriated Mario at the wheel. Mario finds that one of the Dinosaur Kings has taken a women hostage and quickly discovers that it is a Princess Peach, a hooker and Mario's former fiancé who left him after he started getting violent and beating her. Mario must travel through this strange land with only his wits and his handgun named "Fire Flower" to guide him in hopes of one day saving Princess Peach from Bowser the Dinosaur King. He is fought at every turn by Horrible flying turtles, ghosts, mobile mushroom headed monsters, sentient cannon shells, man eating plants, and worst of all Wario, the embodiment of all of Mario's guilt and dark desires brought to life.

...Epic. I'd totally play it, though it's not gonna happen until Nintendo releases Super Mario Party #1,587. T.T

Gero50
03-25-2009, 04:14 PM
I think it would be interesting to say the least but Mario has always been a kids story and to make him into a bad acting character like they did with conker would not be a very good idea because of the fact to many young kids like him the way he is

Mavericker
03-26-2009, 02:28 AM
Making another mario game might push Luigi off the edge.

Nintendo should make a game called "Luigi's trip to the Psychiatric Hospital."

You see, Luigi just cannot stand being in his much more popular brother's spotlight any longer. Mario is always the popular one, the one who always saves the princess, the one who always has his name on everything, the one who takes all the credit for saving the mushroom kingdom and all the inhabitants (and because Luigi's Mansion had a vacuum as his main weapon, and it's ironically descriptive of how good the game is.)

Mario has had tons of games specifically named after him, and all luigi gets are spin-offs!



but someone has already made something similar: Luigi's Revenge Interactive Game (http://www.y8.com/games/Luigis_Revenge_Interactive)

I don't think that would be serious though. That would be hillarious.

Too bad nintendo would never do it. ;___;

I MEANT SERIOUS SUPER MARIO BROS.-RELATED GAMES.

I like Luigi more than Mario. :mad:


I think it would be interesting to say the least but Mario has always been a kids story and to make him into a bad acting character like they did with conker would not be a very good idea because of the fact to many young kids like him the way he is

What about older gamers?

Miss Moonlight
03-26-2009, 03:30 AM
I MEANT SERIOUS SUPER MARIO BROS.-RELATED GAMES.

I like Luigi more than Mario. :mad:

What about older gamers?
Lol, Why do you like Luigi more than mario?

Older gamers usually play more mature games, if that's what they want. The Super Mario bros. line of games isn't really a super-mature franchise. Nintendo wouldn't make an "adult" super mario bros. because it simply would not fit in, and to say the least, it would be weird.

The Governator
03-26-2009, 01:54 PM
Mavericker likes Luigi more because Luigi is a blatant homosexual.

And there will never be a game with Luigi as the main character, he will always be in his brothers shadow.

Mavericker
03-27-2009, 02:15 PM
Mavericker likes Luigi more because Luigi is a blatant homosexual.

And there will never be a game with Luigi as the main character, he will always be in his brothers shadow.

Luigi likes Daisy jackass-he isn't gay.

Oh really?:
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/dos-games/1220-1.jpg
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Luigi%20Mansion/Images/1-Lmbox.jpg

I like Luigi more because he's smarter and more resourceful. And he can outpower Mario easily.

If the Mario Bros. games were more mature, it would disturb or upset you? What if it was something like:

http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof1.html

Miss Moonlight
03-27-2009, 02:38 PM
Luigi may be faster because he's slimmer, but he has crappy and weak attacks, compared to Mario's. (In my opinion.)


If the Mario Bros. games were more mature, it would disturb or upset you? What if it was something like:

http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof1.html

lol, I think that would disturb everyone alot more.

Mavericker
03-27-2009, 03:32 PM
Luigi may be faster because he's slimmer, but he has crappy and weak attacks, compared to Mario's. (In my opinion.)



lol, I think that would disturb everyone alot more.

Luigi can outjump Mario.

tsujigiri15
03-27-2009, 03:44 PM
Mmm, mario should come back wearing the elite battle armor masterchief usually sports...

and packing an M16 or something more manly...

But that manga thing was truely frightening - mario and luigi both had roid rage!

Mavericker
03-27-2009, 03:54 PM
Mmm, mario should come back wearing the elite battle armor masterchief usually sports...

and packing an M16 or something more manly...

But that manga thing was truely frightening - mario and luigi both had roid rage!

I'd like to see more Luigi-oriented titles.

Manhattan_Project_2000
03-27-2009, 03:54 PM
Luigi can outjump Mario.

Now I understand. Mavricker identifies with Luigi over Mario because Luigi is blacker insofar as he breaks the "White men can't jump" rule.

Also, I counter Mavricker's link with this one (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-PLUMBERS&Category_Code=RB) as drawn by Dr. McNinja (http://drmcninja.com/) guy.

Bulf
03-27-2009, 06:03 PM
I wouldn't mind a serious Mario game, as long as it isn't "Mortal Kombat vs The Mushroom Kingdom" Or something.

Mavericker
03-27-2009, 07:33 PM
Now I understand. Mavricker identifies with Luigi over Mario because Luigi is blacker insofar as he breaks the "White men can't jump" rule.

Also, I counter Mavricker's link with this one (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-PLUMBERS&Category_Code=RB) as drawn by Dr. McNinja (http://drmcninja.com/) guy.

Why does it have to be a racial thing with you?

Luigi's more laid-back and easygoing.

Here's some better pics:
http://th06.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/337/8/0/Super_Mario_Brothers_Fanart_by_living_oxymoron.jpg
http://corcholat.com/uploads/img/rara_ilustracion_de_mario_peach_y_luigi_84v_full.j pg
http://itsjustinmichael.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/turnip_murder.jpg
http://www.dmvcomics.com/files/supermariobros.jpg

This one takes the cake:
http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/super%20mario1.jpg

PWNED.

Manhattan_Project_2000
03-27-2009, 09:00 PM
Why does it have to be a racial thing with you?

Luigi's more laid-back and easygoing.
Because it amuses me to psychoanalyze you.


This one takes the cake:
http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/super%20mario1.jpg

PWNED.

PROTIP: You can't "pwn" someone in something entirely subjective.

Mavericker
03-27-2009, 10:09 PM
Because it amuses me to psychoanalyze you.



PROTIP: You can't "pwn" someone in something entirely subjective.

You know Jesse Owens disproved Hitler's Master Race Theory, right?

*Tsuki*
03-27-2009, 11:13 PM
eh? *can't read anything mavericker says*
I'm confused. >.<

Manhattan_Project_2000
03-27-2009, 11:14 PM
You know Jesse Owens disproved Hitler's Master Race Theory, right?
And you wonder why I assume most of your opinions are founded on race.

ichimoku_fanboy
03-27-2009, 11:15 PM
they could, but it would prbly just turn out to be a parody of the series thus far...

theyd have to try really hard to pull down the happy level theyve established up to this point

Mavericker
03-28-2009, 12:53 AM
eh? *can't read anything mavericker says*
I'm confused. >.<

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