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Kaitou Ace
02-04-2009, 12:46 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11625687


A man wielding a "Star Trek Klingon type sword" robbed two Colorado Springs convenience stores early this morning, police said.
The first armed robbery happened at about 1:55 a.m. at a 7-11 at 145 N Spruce St., Colorado Springs Police said in an incident report. The second robbery happened at about 2:20 a.m. at a 7-11 store at 2407 N. Union Blvd.
Witnesses told police a man wearing a black mask, black jacket and blue

jeans entered the stores carrying a sword.



The armed robber took an undisclosed amount of cash and fled on foot from both stores, police said.
Officers searched the area but didn't find the robber or the weapon, which was described as a "Batleth."


Anyone with information was asked to contact Capt. Kirk Mitchell.
Khanxay
02-04-2009, 12:50 PM
Lol. Why's that remind me of this thread (http://www.animeforum.com/showthread.php?t=77666)?
Kaitou Ace
02-04-2009, 01:36 PM
Bathleh are really popular it seems
Anime Forum
02-04-2009, 01:41 PM
What weapons won't a person use to rob a store? I actually think this is funny because it proves that anyone would use anything to rob a convenient store nowadays.
Vasarian
02-04-2009, 02:22 PM
I should try to rob a store with a lightsaber... maybe the cashier will be scared...
DOOM!
02-04-2009, 02:47 PM
I should try to rob a store with a lightsaber... maybe the cashier will be scared...
Mark R. Hamill : You idiot, you know there's no such thing as a lightsaber!
Samuel L. Jackson: No, but there is such thing as a... lead pipe. Jjjoooom! Joooooom!
Miss Moonlight
02-04-2009, 03:14 PM
lol!

this is almost as funny as when a man held up a bank with a staple gun .. it was reported here a couple months ago
Light Buster
02-04-2009, 03:15 PM
Wow...that's all I have to say...just...WOW!!!!!!:mad:
TheDesertFox
02-04-2009, 03:51 PM
Criminals just keep getting dumber and dumber.
Light Buster
02-04-2009, 04:16 PM
Criminals just keep getting dumber and dumber.
Indeed.
Diocletian
02-04-2009, 05:45 PM
He is HOLDING IT WRONG!

Note, no one knows how to hold it.
Perpetual Specter
02-04-2009, 05:51 PM
When geeks attack!!!

Lol. This is no suprise to me. I've heard/seen about crimes committed that were much stranger. It's a humorous article though really.
Robin Sena
02-04-2009, 06:10 PM
All that sod needs now is a vuv gho.
Souji Seta
02-05-2009, 05:52 AM
hahaha! Man, you serious?! They'll use anything to get some cash. I remember when I was watching a TV program, I think it was "world's most amazing videos" or something. The robber used that big fork thing used to clean up dry leaves and then the clerk took a baseball bat under the counter! man, that was hilarious! And now a sword? how crazy can they get?!
OminousCloud
02-05-2009, 06:59 AM
He could have just sold the sword for cash...
wowzabunny
02-05-2009, 07:31 AM
LOL
thats really funny.
They havent caught him yet? that sucks
/Aifa|
02-05-2009, 10:08 AM
Dont laugh guys, i think he was actually part of the great warrior race of Klingon. But i guess we will never catch him until police cars are equipped with space travel..
Watery
02-05-2009, 04:55 PM
hahaha! Man, you serious?! They'll use anything to get some cash. I remember when I was watching a TV program, I think it was "world's most amazing videos" or something. The robber used that big fork thing used to clean up dry leaves and then the clerk took a baseball bat under the counter! man, that was hilarious! And now a sword? how crazy can they get?!

I remember that! nothing as funny since that.
.Shino Aburame
02-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Robbing a store with a keyblade.....lol....
Srk
03-12-2009, 06:36 PM
A freakin' staple gun. And that sword. And possibly Sora's Keyblade.

What people stoop to these days...
Eris
03-12-2009, 06:39 PM
Well, it's sharp enough to do the job. Also, you get to end your sentences in K'pla!
Magical Soul
03-12-2009, 06:45 PM
Lol this is weird......i'm a klingon too...
Miss Moonlight
03-12-2009, 07:55 PM
A freakin' staple gun. And that sword. And possibly Sora's Keyblade.

What people stoop to these days...

LOL @ the staple gun.

"Give me all your money, or i'll make you a book!"
Sasori|Eternal Sacrifice|
03-12-2009, 08:41 PM
Okay, this just brightened up my day.

This.
Is.
Hilarious.

Plus I wouldn't rob a store with my keyblade. However, I would attack a robber WITH it if they ever entered my house.
JIMBO.
03-12-2009, 10:33 PM
"kaplar! give me the money or it wont be a good day for you to die!!"
-akichan-
03-13-2009, 12:01 AM
Criminals just keep getting dumber and dumber.

Or we can say "creative" xD
Miss Moonlight
03-13-2009, 12:06 AM
Or we can say "creative" xD


how about .. creatively dumb! lol.

ever watch tru.tv's smoking gun: world's dumbest criminals?

that show is chock full of really funny (non-violent) criminals and their creatively dumb ways.

;P
tsujigiri15
03-13-2009, 08:48 PM
Criminals just keep getting dumber and dumber.

He cant have been too dumb I suppose - he did get away... though I suppose there could have been a lower profile robbery


Dont laugh guys, i think he was actually part of the great warrior race of Klingon. But i guess we will never catch him until police cars are equipped with space travel..

Damn right. And I dont think we should be equipping them with star ships using taxpayer money. It would be far more prudent to upgrade their cars to Mecha, so they are able to completely pwn criminals...[sorry, couldnt resist]

Speaking of creative robbery, I may try to pull one off with that most deadly of weapons... no, not Zangetsu, not a lightsaber, but my PENIS. Honestly, check this out - we dont ever need to look for work again
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Rob_A_Bank_With_Your_Penis