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Diocletian
09-09-2008, 05:46 PM
Here it is:
You have extremely expensive body parts enough to keep you alive for a lifetime.You are homeless and have no money and will die if you don't eat.You only need to sell one part to live on for your whole life, but you can't sell you apendix.What part do you sell?

I would sell my fourth finger from the bottom of my left hand.He doesn't need anything.

Keep in mind that for girls hair is usually sold off alot more.

Mayonnaise-Senpai
09-09-2008, 05:58 PM
Ummm... you got me by the horn... uhh I would choose my... let me think... I want to say 'I want to keep my body part but... ooo...:oy: I seriously don't know...:weirdthre

I will keep all my body parts, thank you very much!

DynastyxFell
09-09-2008, 06:00 PM
One of my kidneys. You only need one, I believe. Or the last toe, the smallest one, doesn't matter from which foot.

Lord Fluff
09-09-2008, 06:04 PM
I would sell part of my liver since it can grow back.

Amray The II
09-09-2008, 06:06 PM
A Kidney. Maybe one eye so that I can have an awesome eye-patch.

International 4-8818
09-09-2008, 06:07 PM
Kidney. durrr. Only need one of those suckers.

Capernicus
09-09-2008, 06:09 PM
I'd sell my bone marrow. And make millions. *twirls mustache*

International 4-8818
09-09-2008, 06:12 PM
I'd sell my bone marrow. And make millions. *twirls mustache*
ohh mustache ehh? that explains why you like women.

~*Red*~
09-09-2008, 06:50 PM
I only need one kidney to survive, so I'd sell one.

Kanjoudakai_Ira
09-09-2008, 06:51 PM
Erm...selling a part of my body would mean cutting it off, therefore,pain o_O
So...i wanna be left complete :confused:

Memento Mori
09-09-2008, 06:52 PM
I'd sell my middle finger for the Lolz.

"Hey, Tim, I see you just bought somethin' from that hobo."

"Yea, a middle fingers!"

"LOLZ!!!1!1"

"LOLROFL!!!11!"

Fabala
09-09-2008, 10:51 PM
Pinky toe, I guess. I'd prefer not to have invasive surgery if I can avoid it, and I reckon I'd miss a toe less than I'd miss a finger o.O Any finger.

sunnyside
09-09-2008, 10:59 PM
I would sell my fourth finger from the bottom of my left hand.He doesn't need anything.

Wait. You phrased that weird, but are you saying you'd ditch the finger that you put a wedding ring on?

So sad. Hey we've got some girls here. Maybe one of you see if you can cheer the OP up.

Jimbow
09-10-2008, 12:47 AM
IŽd sell on of my kidneys,, obvious reason :O

Dxon
09-10-2008, 01:01 AM
ohh mustache ehh? that explains why you like women.

Chick with stache is scary! :ninja:

I would sell a part of my liver. Livers can grow back.

Fabala
09-10-2008, 02:13 AM
Oooh, how about egg harvesting? That makes a bundle. Don't need 'em anyway XD

rikumi
09-10-2008, 02:19 AM
What in the world does a pinky toe benefit us? O_O People wouldn't like to have an extra pinky toe or fingers...It's meaningless o_O;

I wouldn't sell any part of my body. I wouldn't even let people touch me. I'd kick their bloody xxxes. =w=;

Sanosuke23
09-10-2008, 03:26 AM
I would sell my tonsils. As of this posting there is nothing forbidding that.

Datenshi
09-10-2008, 04:38 AM
I would sell my memories, one by one in days.

boo radley
09-10-2008, 05:36 AM
Instead of selling a part of my body can I sell my body on the street? I should make enough to put food on the table.

Petrol Gas
09-10-2008, 06:25 AM
Sell my hair. It's not even painful to remove that, heck.

Brewmaster
09-10-2008, 07:03 AM
Well now if i have to id sell eh one of my fingers.If they sell so good i might sell even two...or tree... O_o;;;

poison.ivy
09-10-2008, 07:11 AM
Either some finger or a part of my liver or a kidney. Or my ovaries. I ain't having kids anyway, so what the hell. xD

sunnyside
09-10-2008, 07:18 AM
Instead of selling a part of my body can I sell my body on the street? I should make enough to put food on the table.

As a young boy?

Well, wait, yeah you probably would make enough. Just probably not how you planned it. As in it won't involve women.

Negi
09-10-2008, 07:57 AM
I think I'd rather die thanks.

MissAstaire
09-10-2008, 09:31 AM
Not bone marrow. There isn't enough morphine in the world for me to even consider it.

The same as Fabala actually. Eggs. You don't need all of them. I just hope they don't get a "Junior" pulled on them... That would be so weird.

Diocletian
09-10-2008, 05:34 PM
Wait. You phrased that weird, but are you saying you'd ditch the finger that you put a wedding ring on?

If I get a wife who loves me she won't mind if I put it on my toe.[/


I think I'd rather die thanks.
Gopher it.Someone will take 'em anyway.


Instead of selling a part of my body can I sell my body on the street? I should make enough to put food on the table.
73 dollars and 43 cents take it or leave it.

TheAsterisk!
09-10-2008, 06:08 PM
The cyst from where my neck meets my chest. It's the one that oozes puss now and then. See, this is what you get when you're not specific with the criteria. Now I get my elective surgery for $73.43 more than free! I shall rejoice!

Diocletian
09-10-2008, 06:15 PM
The cyst from where my neck meets my chest. It's the one that oozes puss now and then. See, this is what you get when you're not specific with the criteria. Now I get my elective surgery for $73.43 more than free! I shall rejoice!

He's selling his BODY as in pro institution.Not a body part therefore his organs are intact and remains worthless.

His heart:Alot of money
His whole body:74 dollars and 44 cents.

Yuuki Kurosu
09-10-2008, 06:22 PM
A kidney probably. ;3

Gizoku
09-10-2008, 06:24 PM
Pancreas.

TheAsterisk!
09-10-2008, 06:28 PM
He's selling his BODY as in pro institution.Not a body part therefore his organs are intact and remains worthless.
His heart:Alot of money
His whole body:74 dollars and 44 cents.
Sorry, I honestly thought the price applied to any part. My mistake. You did say 43 cents the first time, though.

73 dollars and 43 cents take it or leave it.
It's post #27.

I'm still able to cut my loss on the surgery somewhat no matter how small the revenue from the cyst, so nasty cyst it shall remain.

By the way, if the gals are donating eggs, can the guys donate their...um...equivalent?

Diocletian
09-10-2008, 06:31 PM
That's the easiest thing to get out of guys, but there will be little Asterisk!'s's all around the country that you didn't get to meet.I raised the prices on the guy.1 dollar and a cent makes it better, right?

TheAsterisk!
09-10-2008, 06:37 PM
That's the easiest thing to get out of guys, but there will be little Asterisk!'s's all around the country that you didn't get to meet.
Little TheAsterisk!s everywhere! Wow! I bet they'd have five or six prongs to my eight!

I raised the prices on the guy.1 dollar and a cent makes it better, right?
TheAsterisk! wheeled about frantically looking for an excuse as to why he misread Aka Ari Kurosaki's posts twice in a row, but he could find none. Caught in a foul-up, his head hung in shame, he apologized.
"Sorry 'bout that."

╬Karami Mew~Meow
09-10-2008, 07:40 PM
Hair of course, I don't care if I go bald.

Mmmmmmmmmm
09-10-2008, 07:51 PM
My two pinky toes. I always think of them as a spare anyway. They always get stubbed, and life would be a lot better without them.