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Ryth
08-24-2008, 01:27 PM
It's easy to figure out the topic!

I would like to nominate Disturbed for crappiest band name. There are few bands that are really truly as painfully obvious as this one. If they named the band "HEY TEENIES WE'RE ANGRY AND UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN UNLIKE YOUR PARENTS SO GO BUY OUR STUFF" you would have the same effect. Disturbed pigeonholes themselves immediately to the "troubled/misunderstood" pasty white kid crowd AND GUESS WHO THEIR MUSIC CATERS TO LOLOLOLOL.

They also suck.



And The Beatles is the worst pun ever.

Gandizzl
08-24-2008, 01:42 PM
Bullet For My Valentine
The name couldn't scream angst and emo louder unless they called themselves "The Cut Wrists".

Rhapsody Of Fire
Like Rhapsody didn't already say "We sing about dwarves and dragons and stuff!"
I know they had to change because of legal reasons, but they could've done better than that.

DragonForce
It just sounds so horribly unoriginal. It must've been created in 3 seconds while they all were intoxicated badly, oh wait, aren't they always?

Diocletian
08-24-2008, 05:50 PM
The Devil Wears Prada-Isn't that a movie?
Slipknot-Are we talking the 1950's?
The Jonas Brothers-We're brothers....and our last name is Jonas....
Trivium-Is this a Car Company?

One more...
The Dave Mathews Band-Self Explanitory

Fiery
08-24-2008, 06:23 PM
I have to agree with Gandizzl on the Dragonforce name. At least it mirrors the band's music: completely unoriginal.

I can't stand names of bands that sound like the members just threw words together in an attempt to sound catchy or trendy. Plus... Alexisonfire...?

Is that supposed to be Alex is on fire, or Alexis on fire? What the hell. I don't even listen to that band, but I see the name all the time.

Gandizzl
08-24-2008, 06:40 PM
Alexisonfire...?

Is that supposed to be Alex is on fire, or Alexis on fire? What the hell. I don't even listen to that band, but I see the name all the time.

They're actually named after the worlds only lactating contortionist stripper, Alexis Fire. Alexisonfire is the name of her website. So it is Alexis on fire. Useless knowledge :3

Fiery
08-24-2008, 07:00 PM
They're actually named after the worlds only lactating contortionist stripper, Alexis Fire. Alexisonfire is the name of her website. So it is Alexis on fire. Useless knowledge :3

That's actually really disturbing.

poison.ivy
08-24-2008, 07:23 PM
Agreeing with everything above, [except for The Beatles o.o] and adding:

30 Seconds To Mars - I love the band, but... COME ON! <.<
Dragonland - Another unoriginal.
Fireball Ministry - o.O What the...
Virgin Steele - Lol!
Angel Witch - Lame try to sound divine and wicked at the same time.
Bananarama - XD No words are needed for this one.
Panic! at the Disco - Huh? And what's with the "!" thing?
They Might Be Giants - Well, they should find a better name. <.<
Pussycat Dolls - Now, let's imagine that. Bunch of stuffed animals.

That's all I can think of atm, I might remember more. There's plenty out there. XD

Jose
08-24-2008, 07:27 PM
Panic! at the Disco - Huh? And what's with the "!" thing?


They are no longer Panic! At the Disco, as there's not longer the need for the "!"

True story


Pussycat Dolls - Now, let's imagine that. Bunch of stuffed animals.

That's all I can think of atm, I might remember more. There's plenty out there. XD
They are named after a Vegas show o_O;

Gandizzl
08-24-2008, 07:28 PM
Panic! at the Disco - Huh? And what's with the "!" thing?
They Might Be Giants - Well, they should find a better name. <.<

I think they've actuallly removed the "!" now.
And They Might Be Giants are awsome, and their name is really good. It's taken from a broadway play/film which then again has taken it out of a Don Quixote quote about how windmills might be evil giants.

Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki
08-24-2008, 10:10 PM
And They Might Be Giants are awsome, and their name is really good. It's taken from a broadway play/film which then again has taken it out of a Don Quixote quote about how windmills might be evil giants.

True dat, man, true dat.

Most rapper names suck. Lil' Wayne, Lil' Kim, 50 Cent, etc. Come on now.

Dragonforce - They suck, and it sounds like some move out of Street Fighter.
Flyleaf - It always reminds me of someone's fly being down... not to mention they're dreadful.
Slipknot - It just sounds emo.

Diocletian
08-24-2008, 10:12 PM
So it's agreed.Dragon's are COMPLETE wusses.

-akichan-
08-24-2008, 10:42 PM
Here's a very popular one from Taiwan. And this band attracts many many girls about my age! Which is called the "Lollipop" A 5-boy band...All they could do is to show their faces to attract girls to be their fans, and show off one thing they can do. But they suck at singing and dancing...

Memento Mori
08-24-2008, 10:50 PM
Dragonforce - That sounds nerdy, sorry.
Jack Off Jill - Uh...
Atomic Kitten - Dumb.
Be Your Own Pet - No thank you.
Bananarama - Like some of their music, but the name is annoying. c_c

And, even though I like some of their songs...

The Sex Pistols

But they were a somewhat controversial band anyway. So it fits, I guess...

BoldMushroom
08-25-2008, 08:59 AM
!!!
Kitchens of Distinction
The Good, the Bad & the Queen
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Sunset Rubdown
Psychedelic Horse****
...and You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
Most band names that are (band leader) and the (band name) irritate me for some reason. It also bothers me when this is done to bands that are also known under just the band name. The Police, not Sting & The Police; The Stooges, not Iggy and the Stooges.

Tsuna Kadiri
08-25-2008, 07:38 PM
The Cheese Puffs

They were a death metal band, ironically.

Evockzi
08-26-2008, 01:34 AM
Bullet For My Valentine
The name couldn't scream angst and emo louder unless they called themselves "The Cut Wrists".

Rhapsody Of Fire
Like Rhapsody didn't already say "We sing about dwarves and dragons and stuff!"
I know they had to change because of legal reasons, but they could've done better than that.

DragonForce
It just sounds so horribly unoriginal. It must've been created in 3 seconds while they all were intoxicated badly, oh wait, aren't they always?


Much as I hate the Name for Bullet for my Valentine, I like "Some" of there music, since it isn't too Screamo or anything.

Only thing I can think of For bad names, would be Five Finger Death Punch... which You can guess is Heavy Metal.

Mayonnaise-Senpai
08-26-2008, 06:33 PM
Slipknot- How in the world did they come up with that name?!
Day 26- I know this is an R&B group but it sounds like they belong on a survival show.
The Jonas Bros.- Get a better name guys and maybe I will start listening to you...
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony- You sound like hippies... -.-' Gangsta hippies XD
The Pack-... that goes without saying...
Pop It Off Boyz- Ok, we're boys and we pop it off... that didn't sound right...
N.E.R.D.- Are you guys nerds? What does that even stand for?
And the Academy Is...- Just gonna leave me hanging like that? Not even gonna finish your sentence? Just leave me in suspense? I see how it's gonna be.
And the one that tops is is...

The Barenaked Ladies!!!- When I first heard of them... I thought it was all girls... but... it was all guys... awkward... and my expression was this: :OOOOOO XD

Diocletian
08-26-2008, 06:39 PM
Slipknot- How in the world did they come up with that name?!
Day 26- I know this is an R&B group but it sounds like they belong on a survival show.
The Jonas Bros.- Get a better name guys and maybe I will start listening to you...
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony- You sound like hippies... -.-' Gangsta hippies XD
The Pack-... that goes without saying...
Pop It Off Boyz- Ok, we're boys and we pop it off... that didn't sound right...
N.E.R.D.- Are you guys nerds? What does that even stand for?
And the Academy Is...- Just gonna leave me hanging like that? Not even gonna finish your sentence? Just leave me in suspense? I see how it's gonna be.
And the one that tops is is...

The Barenaked Ladies!!!- When I first heard of them... I thought it was all girls... but... it was all guys... awkward... and my expression was this: :OOOOOO XD

I wish I knew who they are?Are they Spanish bands?

Leeps
08-27-2008, 03:58 AM
The Jonas Brothers-We're brothers....and our last name is Jonas....


Haha, That made me laugh xD

Hm, lets see.

Agreed on The Jonas Brothers - I hate it >_<

Fall Out Boy - I just don't like it. I like the band Just not the name.

I don't know, thats all I got T_T

Capernicus
08-27-2008, 04:23 AM
Green Day. I think it's just stupid, I've always hated it.
Three Doors Down Three doors down from where? Wth?
The Jonas Brothers Worst. Name. Ever.
A-teens O...kay...?
The Pillows How is that relevant at all?
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam Love the music, hate the name.

There are more. Japanese bands have weird names, I mean Seatbelts? Come on.

.Lovebeat
08-27-2008, 09:48 AM
The Jonas Brothers-We're brothers....and our last name is Jonas....
Ahaha, yes. xD

Jimmy Eat World - ???
1208 - Just numbers to me...
They Might Be Giants - Sounds ridiculous.
Pussycat Dolls - Never liked the name.

Memento Mori
08-27-2008, 08:44 PM
I actually think The Jonas Brothers isn't that bad of a name. O_o; I mean, come on. We have a band called Kind Of Like Spitting and other ridiculous names, and you think the Jonas Brothers is bad...? At least they're not using any vulgar words, or just being plain out stupid with... stupid names.

But, I guess it isn't the most original name either.

aishiteru333
08-27-2008, 09:00 PM
Jimmy Eat World- JEW? Are begging for mega Nazi's to blow their concerts.

Death Cab for Cutie- Honestly, what are they meaning?

Hellogoodbye- Good day to you...

Hoobastank- And did it!!!

OK Go- Okay, see you later.

And no one is ever going to be original again.
Those other names have already been taken.
It's been loads of years since bands began!

Diocletian
08-28-2008, 05:41 PM
Jimmy Eat World- JEW? Are begging for mega Nazi's to blow their concerts.

Death Cab for Cutie- Honestly, what are they meaning?

Hellogoodbye- Good day to you...

Hoobastank- And did it!!!

OK Go- Okay, see you later.

And no one is ever going to be original again.
Those other names have already been taken.
It's been loads of years since bands began!



AHAHAHAHAH!!!Keep in mind when your on Tom's myspace page for that long who cares what your name is.It could've been Chew Under My Forehead, Please for all Tom cared.

-Kitsune-
08-28-2008, 08:23 PM
Skillet - I love the band and their music but... what does a frying pan have to do with Christian rock?
The yeah-yeah-yeahs - ...No no no.
Smile Empty Soul - The name just screams EMO. Some of their songs are alright but they live up to the name.
Five Finger Death Punch - The name just sounds like they were trying way too hard to come up wait a name that was vulgar, violent-sounding and HARDCORE. Especially for a Christian band e.e

Oh and there is a semi-local band around here whose name is just really stupid and wierd. "Flight of the Jesus Dog" (...What?)

Hamashimura
09-01-2008, 01:52 PM
Bullet For My Valentine

Rhapsody Of Fire

DragonForce


As always,you're one step ahead of me...

Crappy,crappy,crappy...
Emo sounding Bullet for my Valentine...
Force of the Dragons in Dragonforce name...I mean,I love Dragons,but come on...they could think something else...not to mention their way of play...

Then I need to say the Greenday...

But there is one name I want to nominate as the worst,even worst then Disturbed Ryth mentioned...
The band name is Oingo Boingo...
Wtf...?!

Gandizzl
09-01-2008, 02:29 PM
But there is one name I want to nominate as the worst,even worst then Disturbed Ryth mentioned...
The band name is Oingo Boingo...
Wtf...?!

Oingo Boingo (formerly known as The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo) were awsome xD
Possibly the best new wave band there was!
The name was inspired by a secret society on Amos 'n' Andy called The Mystic Knights Of The Sea.

It's fun how so many know Danny Elfman and love his movie music work and say they're the biggest fans, yet they've never heard a single Oingo Boingo tune.

Hamashimura
09-01-2008, 02:58 PM
Indeed...Awesome...
I know what you mean,I know the music,but it's the name discussed here,not the music,hence mentioning it...

I never knew about the origins of their name tho,but still...
Oingo Boingo sounds dreadfully funny,atleast when said with my language accent...
Oh well...

Light Buster
09-01-2008, 06:52 PM
Catherine-WTF?

That's it...

The Governator
09-02-2008, 03:09 PM
Ulgy Kid Joe - No one is the friggin band was called Joe!!!!

Hanzel und Gretyl - It's kinda cool, till you know they're from New York.

I Killed The Prom Queen - Don't know why, but this name just screams wussy emo kid.

Lawliet-.-
09-03-2008, 12:11 AM
Jack Off Jill - Uh...


O.o Jack Off Jill

....O.O

No comment as well.

Anyway one band with name that I don't like.

Boys Like Girls - I mean, duhhh.

devil.inc
09-03-2008, 10:55 AM
Bowling for Soup
30 seconds to Mars
Pussycat Dolls
Hoobastank

Weird names....

DynastyxFell
09-03-2008, 07:57 PM
Bowling For Soup -The name has always bothered me. And I hate their music.
Bump of Chicken - ?
The Moldy Peaches - Just doesn't put a very pleasant image in your head, does it? I rather like peaches...without mold.

MissAstaire
09-05-2008, 03:28 PM
Skillet - I love the band and their music but... what does a frying pan have to do with Christian rock?
The yeah-yeah-yeahs - ...No no no.
Smile Empty Soul - The name just screams EMO. Some of their songs are alright but they live up to the name.
Five Finger Death Punch - The name just sounds like they were trying way too hard to come up wait a name that was vulgar, violent-sounding and HARDCORE. Especially for a Christian band e.e

Oh and there is a semi-local band around here whose name is just really stupid and wierd. "Flight of the Jesus Dog" (...What?)

Wow, seriously? "Flight of the Jesus Dog" Sounds so retarded... I used to listen to Skillet and SES, too. Haven't in a while...

Leckaa
09-05-2008, 05:43 PM
The Tups = meaning to fornicate with sheep
If you've ever herd this band, half your brain probably imploded U_U

Orcius
09-05-2008, 05:50 PM
Spice Girls


Need i say more...

+Namiko+
09-05-2008, 06:23 PM
Flight...of the Jesus Dog???

Global Warning, local band, bunch a noobs, yeah...

Light Buster
09-06-2008, 10:59 AM
Pixies

What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ryth
09-06-2008, 11:42 AM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Pixies.

╬Karami Mew~Meow
09-06-2008, 12:59 PM
Skillet - I love the band and their music but... what does a frying pan have to do with Christian rock?


Lool, I've gotta agree with that one ><

And 'Green day' .. It sounds like ..some environment community instead of a punk band ... =/
Unfortunately I'll have to put 1 of my fav band's name ..'Tokio Hotel' X.X; ...(since I don't really think any band names are that bad) I just think they could really be minstaken for somethin else ..
And gosh, it's 'band names that suck' not which band you don't like =/
Bullets for my Valentine isn't that bad of a band name =/ i actually like it.

Light Buster
09-07-2008, 12:16 PM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Pixies.
Well, in my terms, the name is...strange or weird as you can say. So if you don't like what I said that's fine by me. We all have our opinions. As for my bad band name list...

Disturbed-Cool songs, ugly name.
Dragonforce-Two common words equal one band. No.
30 Seconds to Mars-More like 30 light years away.

Memento Mori
09-07-2008, 12:38 PM
Pixies

What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


HEY

I love the Pixies!

HOW dare you!

And the name isn't that bad. O_o;

Kanjoudakai_Ira
09-08-2008, 04:01 PM
Tokio Hotel- I mean wth..."tokio"? :|
50 cent- half of a dollar =/

Well honestly, i don't really recall now,since i don't watch tv to see other bands and so ,since i don't watch tv and listen to the music I like(which is never posted on the tv). And the bands i like,i like their names too.

The Governator
09-08-2008, 04:06 PM
Tokio Hotel- I mean wth..."tokio"? :|
50 cent- half of a dollar =/

Well honestly, i don't really recall now,since i don't watch tv to see other bands and so ,since i don't watch tv and listen to the music I like(which is never posted on the tv). And the bands i like,i like their names too.

It gets better, 50 cent in England = 25p, so his name over here should be 25 Pence, which is about right what I'd pay to go see that thing.

And yeah Tokio Hotel, don't kids today know how to spell!! And also, I'm pretty sure non of the members are from Tokyo or even Japan.

Cloud.
09-09-2008, 01:39 AM
I'll just say any band name that goes beyond 3 words.

TheAsterisk!
09-10-2008, 06:50 PM
I say 3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_(1980s_band)) has a pretty bad name, especially if you consider their only album was called To the Power of Three.

Don't most decent bands have weird names though?

Darth Necrosis
09-10-2008, 07:09 PM
30 Seconds To Mars - I love the band, but... COME ON! <.<

Guess they couldn't have thought of a better name huh?

Ryth
09-10-2008, 07:12 PM
I say 3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_(1980s_band)) has a pretty bad name, especially if you consider their only album was called To the Power of Three.

Don't most decent bands have weird names though?

Even worse, there are THREE other bands with the same name.

Daenerys
09-10-2008, 09:36 PM
I hate most punk band names. They're just dumb.

tabby123456
09-11-2008, 01:12 AM
And yeah Tokio Hotel, don't kids today know how to spell!! And also, I'm pretty sure non of the members are from Tokyo or even Japan.


Come on, Tokio is the German way of spelling Toyko.
They were originally called 'Devilish' :S i think thats even weirder

Weird band names [doesnt mean their not a good band ;) ]:
Puddle of mudd
Airbag
I Am Ghost
Jimmy eats world

and yeah i agree 'boys like girls'? wtf?

Kanjoudakai_Ira
09-11-2008, 03:19 PM
Come on, Tokio is the German way of spelling Toyko.



Well then why didn't they also spell "hotel" in German? :| And not make a stupid mixture of german and english...

Lola Granola
09-18-2008, 03:25 AM
Alien Ant Farm.

OminousCloud
09-18-2008, 03:52 AM
S Club 7


Well then why didn't they also spell "hotel" in German? :| And not make a stupid mixture of german and english...

hotel is the same in English and German...

Dr. Hax
09-18-2008, 07:06 AM
Taking Back Sunday - What about the other days of the week? Huh?

My Chemical Romance - The only things I will love are women, men and my whiskey not some stupid band who always has to put on makeup when they make a video or do a show.

Ok Go - What are we doing that you feel we need to do? If your feeling we should leave, then Ok Go would be a perfect name.

Flyleaf - Are they referring to a fly on a leaf or a flying leaf???

Alexis on fire (Sp?) Don't get me started on this garbage

The Vines - I loathe this band. They wrapped themselves in aluminum fail and locked themselves into this thread where they belong.

Angels and Airwaves - No Comment.

Imogen Heap - WTF is the meaning of this damned name?!?!?

Switchfoot - There is nothing to say about them.....a good and bad thing.

Slipknot - OMFG!!! Some of the fans call themselves "maggots". A fitting name considering maggots thrive off of garbage (Slipknot).

Blink 182 - I will never understand this name.....ever.

Interpol - This band cant arrest anyone let alone interest me.

When it comes to horrid band names, I will always participate.

Zombiliciouss
09-18-2008, 08:47 AM
^don't you ever insult my slipknot

The TingTings- ...no
Cute is what we aim for- that's nice
Foo fighters- do I need to say anymore?
Finger 11- does this imply 11 fingers?
36 crazy fists- my fists are CRAZEH
Stormtroopers of death- I love the band, but WTF?
Suicide Silence- Again, love the band... But what kind of name is that?

Dr. Hax
09-18-2008, 09:07 AM
^don't you ever insult my slipknot

"Easy Francis...." -Stripes XD

I've done worse on another forum but I'm being a good boy here.

Ayako_Star
09-18-2008, 11:21 AM
Korn & Slipknot.

ummm...what? I laughed when I heard the first name(Korn). I was like...are you serious? Oh yeah, and "Lamb of God." It sorta turned me off a bit.

bizou
09-21-2008, 02:33 AM
Any typical hardcore band name. They are just too angst-ridden... cliché. I mean those depressing band names are tolerable, as long as their music actually sounds sad. Huge difference between teenage whine-fest music and sad music.

Memento Mori
09-21-2008, 08:46 AM
Taking Back Sunday - What about the other days of the week? Huh?

</p> I actually like the name Taking Back Sunday. O_o' It's not that bad of a name. I haven't heard anything from the band, but the name isn't anything ridiculous like The Flying Burrito Brothers.

Zombiliciouss
09-21-2008, 12:01 PM
Kelly Clarkson - What a STUPID name!
The butthole surfers - Jtdlives didn't jump on this when he had the chance, so I did
The Offspring -I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove this band to death! But such an odd name for a punk band 0.0 But they are an odd band. So it fits.
Weezer- Makes me think of a certain Sam and Max character that is a former child star. His name is very similar to weezer >.> If you played the game, you'd know.

Robin Sena
09-21-2008, 05:22 PM
Try Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Blondie, The Village Pepole, the Go Gos, Cheap Trick and Steely Dan.

~*Starleaf*~
09-21-2008, 09:08 PM
The Jonas Brothers. Ugh. Foolish little disney band that ruined half of disney. No, not even half..

bizou
09-21-2008, 09:43 PM
The Jonas Brothers. Ugh. Foolish little disney band that ruined half of disney. No, not even half..

Rofl... Well their name isn't really that bad. It's pretty typical just like their sound. If anything I'm sure they helped Disney out tons.

ShizukaSasayaki
09-25-2008, 04:20 PM
The Birthday Massacre --- lol wut
Bomb the Music Industry! --- go right ahead.
The Telepathic Butterflies --- lol wut
EyeHateGod --- this makes sense.
Edguy --- lol wut

+Namiko+
09-25-2008, 06:23 PM
Erm...

Deth Lepper(sp?)- What are you going to say, its just bad
Dragonforce- omg, reminds me of n00bs, such a DUMB name
Gwar-Im sure it's something satanic, i just know it!

Light Buster
09-26-2008, 09:32 AM
HEY

I love the Pixies!

HOW dare you!

And the name isn't that bad. O_o;

I'm sorry. The reason...I dislike them (and their name). I'm not a fan of them and I especially dislike their songs. I never heard of them but by their name, I'm sure they won't go the distance. Bad rep me as much as you want, I still won't like them either way. Anyways, more bad names:

Disturbia: Ripped off Disturbed and lame names.

There's more to come...

ai_frostbite
09-26-2008, 11:37 AM
linkin park...
i mean...wtf??????
how retarded....

BoldMushroom
09-26-2008, 03:54 PM
I'm sorry. The reason...I dislike them (and their name). I'm not a fan of them and I especially dislike their songs. I never heard of them but by their name, I'm sure they won't go the distance. You mean "didn't." Pixies broke up in 1993. They reunited a few years ago and played a bunch of shows, but they broke up again after trying to record a new album.

At least, if you think that a band with a devoted cult fanbase and (at least) two universally acclaimed albums that inspired some song by Nirvana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smells_Like_Teen_Spirit) didn't go the distance. (Pixies for newbies: the song that plays at the end of Fight Club is a Pixies song, though it's far from indicative of their typical sound.)

Rem Nightfall
09-26-2008, 04:28 PM
[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]N.E.R.D.- Are you guys nerds? What does that even stand for?

N.E.R.D means: No One Ever Really Dies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N.E.R.D.


Band names that are terrible are:

Korn- Like the music, but you misspelled corn

Two band names that get mixed up:
The Used- Emo Band
The Use- Non emo band


More terrible names are:
30 Seconds to Mars
My Chemical Romance
Slipknot- Sounds like a boys scout camp
Disturbed- Like the music just need a better name

Zombiliciouss
09-26-2008, 09:39 PM
^Disturbed is a perfect name. What's wrong with it?

+Namiko+
09-27-2008, 09:42 AM
I like the Used and that name aint that bad, but honestly, how much dorkier can you get than Dragonforce? You know their music was based off video game music? Er..good guitar and all, but come on

Disturbed is good. They're singer is phenomenal considering all the other crap out there today.

HERES A NEW ONE NOT BASHING THEIR GREAT MUSIC JUST THEIR NAME

the Beatles...

i dont get it?

Rem Nightfall
09-27-2008, 10:15 AM
^Disturbed is a perfect name. What's wrong with it?

Its basically describing their music.
I don't want the music described to me straight off the bat, I want to guess they are disturbed.

*~Lily_Gemini~*
09-27-2008, 10:36 AM
heres a few:

My Chemical Romance- they got a few good songs. but the name discusts me.
Matchbox Romance- uh right?
Matchbox 20- i hate how they are so simlar to matchbox romance
Greenday- um what?
Flobots- i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars. there songs suck as much as the name.
bowling for soup- it shouts "im starving, feed me"
barenaked ladies- they arent ladies!!!!
armor for sleep- you where your armor to bed?
birthday massacre- what a wonderful birthday present
slipknot- the fans call themselfs maggotts

Light Buster
09-28-2008, 12:52 AM
heres a few:

My Chemical Romance- they got a few good songs. but the name discusts me.
Matchbox Romance- uh right?
Matchbox 20- i hate how they are so simlar to matchbox romance
Greenday- um what?
Flobots- i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars. there songs suck as much as the name.
bowling for soup- it shouts "im starving, feed me"
barenaked ladies- they arent ladies!!!!
armor for sleep- you where your armor to bed?
birthday massacre- what a wonderful birthday present
slipknot- the fans call themselfs maggotts

My Chemical Romance
Matchbook Romance
Matchbox 20

You see the similarities right?

~Rose~
09-28-2008, 02:45 AM
Fall Out Boy- Love the band to death, but weird name. It really fits their style of music

Cobra Starship- WTH??

The Academy is... - Is what????

MoroDashi
09-28-2008, 06:13 AM
Ponies Express. They aren't well known but the violinst used to be my teacher.
Taste of chaos. [although its sorta cool]
rage against the machine.
THE WIGGLES! [they are a band!]
Metrostation
yellow card
Lovers eletric.

MoroDashi
09-28-2008, 06:15 AM
S Club 7

Maybe their name isn't so funk but CLASSICAL POP FTW!

Zombiliciouss
09-29-2008, 04:30 PM
Hm... I seemed to have been bad repped for my Kelly Clarkson thing. That was what people call a joke. Sorry If anyone took that seriously >_>

Dotbeat.
10-01-2008, 11:18 AM
Meatloaf-wtf ? OMG . its a name of a food .
The ting tings-this is why band names this days seriously sucks .
S club 7-you need 10 people in a club LOL.
The distillers-what can be more unclean ?
The kills-sooo totally unoriginal .

FierceFeli.
10-02-2008, 01:53 PM
Tokio Hotel - HAI GAIS COME STAY AT OUR INN, And it's a typo too. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

The Jonas Brothers - The Hanson Brothers were taken :3 Watch us rock Disneychannel!


Cant think of anything else atm >:

LadyAmy
10-04-2008, 06:57 AM
I killed the prom queen- i just hate it.
Tokio hotel... well really wth?
pussycat dolls... i really don't like it.


If i remember more i'll come back an edit it.

Miss Moonlight
10-04-2008, 07:47 PM
pussycat dolls... i really don't like it.

Pussycat dolls, most definately. They are like glorified hookers who also sing.

The Wing Man
10-09-2008, 06:44 PM
The Bee Gees

I love there music, but that is kinda lame and stupid sounding.

JailBail
10-20-2008, 06:52 AM
The Fanny Pack.

'Nuff said.

lady_jesika
10-20-2008, 10:26 AM
it think Korn would be a good candidate for crappiest band name. i mean..its just so stupid -.- wow, a guy holding a guitar cant spell, lets worship him as a rock god.
KORN IS A LIE!!!!

Dr. Evil
10-20-2008, 11:40 AM
Ratt-It makes 'em sound really dirty....>.<

Kojack
10-20-2008, 12:15 PM
I dislike the band name 3 Inches of Blood. Their music rocks, but I wish they had a better name.

KillerDragonX
10-22-2008, 08:33 AM
there is a band ill put up here called Black Kids

Dr. Evil
10-22-2008, 12:08 PM
new kids on the block- taking a cliche as old as dirt and making it even dumber

Gjallarhorn
10-22-2008, 12:48 PM
Worst band name I know is Yogurt Pooh. Bad visual, eh? Not that bad of a band, though.