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Eris
06-10-2008, 03:24 PM
Cry me a river. I'll build a hydro-dam, and we'll get free electricity, and free money (once enough people are recruited and crying)! All you'll need to do is recruit two friends to cry you a river, and then have them recruit two friends on their own. Give the person who recruited you half your total profits, and keep the rest! It'll work! Really! And it isn't one of those pyramid schemes you've been told of either. Pyramid schmyramid. It's two dimensional (you recruit two people), so it can't be a pyramid! It's obviously a triangle scheme!

Buy 20 units of special tear-inducing onions for only $599,99! You'll make the money back off of recruiting your gullible friends! Be a crybaby! Make money! Except in Nebraska!

Amray
06-10-2008, 03:26 PM
Give us one giant hamster wheel each and we can sweat you a river. For those who cannot cry.