My Religious Question!

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Before you say anything, no this isn't an anime question therefore I believe it should be posted in this forum.

Neither is it spam, I want a detailed explanation of your answer. I believe there is much discussion and debating to be made here.

[genericusername2]

Jesus hands down.

[Keitaru-san]

um neither becouse they dont believe in fighting and they just go friendly hehehe.

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um neither becouse they dont believe in fighting and they just go friendly hehehe.


Goku loves fighting? He just doesn't like killing, I never said one had to kill the other.

[Nausicaa]

Jesus hands down.




I very most agree.

[PanzerJager]

Muhammad.. hands down.. or maybe Buddha.. not sure.

[Eris]

Is this the AK-47 toting Fightin' Jesus -- or is the cannabis smoking, dress wearing hippie Jesus?

[Antares]

Goku loves fighting? He just doesn't like killing, I never said one had to kill the other.

Yeah, but Jesus is a very pacific person, I doubt he would even participate in a friendly fight. Now, if you would have said God...

[Khanxay]

Well, what does the scouter say about Jesus's power level?

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

Jesus hands down! None of that Super Saiyan stuff is going to help, and Goku is no God!

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Well, what does the scouter say about Jesus's power level?

WELL UNDER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

I have to go with Goku, because Jesus has no fighting spirit.

[Brewmaster]

Well i guess Goku would keep beating Jesus while he would talk how its not nice to fight we should sit down and talk about this.Since he is imortal it would continue forever until Goku would ger tired or eventualy turn into a giant monkey and beat the hell out of earth.So i really dont know who would win.:banghead:

[Tetsanosuke]

Let's count their strengths and weaknesses.

Jesus:

Supposed 'son of god'.
Resurrection powers.
Jesus wine into funk powers.
Water into wine (BORING!)

Goku:

Martial arts ability ( Times.. NINE THOUSAND!!!! ).
SSJ 4 (NUH UH!)
Kamehameha Wave (God in it's true form. Not to be confused with Hadouken, which is clearly Buddha ).
All the Z Fighters.

Well, I'd have to say it's like.. a cycle. Unless Goku gets tired. Doubtful, as one punch could Kill Jesus. Though he'd just come back again (if he truly is the 'son of God')

[foxkit2409]

I say Goku, why? just because

[myahon]

"For The Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the archangel's call, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first; then we who are alive, who are left, shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet The Lord in the air." (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 RSV) 1. Jesus will come back to life
2. Jesus will fly around

"And with bright yellow aura will he fall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great strength." (Matthew 24:29-31 RSV) 1. Jesus will have a bright yellow aura around him
2. Jesus will be ripped and powerful

"Then TheLord will go forth and fight against those nations as when He fights on a day of battle." (Zechariah 14:3-5) 1. Jesus will love to fight.

"On that day the Mount of Olives shall be split in two from east to west by a very wide valley; so that one half of the Mount shall withdraw northward, and the other half southward; and you shall flee as you fled from the earthquake in the days of Uzziah king of Judah." (Zechariah 14:3-5) 2. Jesus will create widespread panic through geographical disasters and earthquakes.
In conclusion: Jesus will come, fly around with a yellow aura around him, fight all the time, and in doing so creating giant holes in the terrain with his super powers.
I can only think of one thing that fits this description:
http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/supersaiyanjesus.jpg

[Sanosuke23]

"For The Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the archangel's call, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first; then we who are alive, who are left, shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet The Lord in the air." (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 RSV)1. Jesus will come back to life
2. Jesus will fly around
"And with bright yellow aura will he fall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great strength." (Matthew 24:29-31 RSV)1. Jesus will have a bright yellow aura around him
2. Jesus will be ripped and powerful
"Then TheLord will go forth and fight against those nations as when He fights on a day of battle." (Zechariah 14:3-5)1. Jesus will love to fight.
"On that day the Mount of Olives shall be split in two from east to west by a very wide valley; so that one half of the Mount shall withdraw northward, and the other half southward; and you shall flee as you fled from the earthquake in the days of Uzziah king of Judah." (Zechariah 14:3-5)2. Jesus will create widespread panic through geographical disasters and earthquakes.
In conclusion: Jesus will come, fly around with a yellow aura around him, fight all the time, and in doing so creating giant holes in the terrain with his super powers.
I can only think of one thing that fits this description:
http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/supersaiyanjesus.jpg


I was on the fence before this, but now my vote's for Jesus.

As for those who were saying Jesus has no fighting spirit, may I remind you of the tale about him kicking over the tables of money changers? If those punks hadn't run away, Jesus could've taken them.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

As for those who were saying Jesus has no fighting spirit, may I remind you of the tale about him kicking over the tables of money changers? If those punks hadn't run away, Jesus could've taken them.

Jesus wound up getting pwned by a combination of Jews and Romans. I think it is safe to say that Goku is stronger then a Roman or a Jew or even both at one time.

Seriously, the coolest thing Jesus did was sending those demons into valuable piggies so that the demons could become an hero.

And before someone brings up Revelation Jesus, that was an alternate future- it isn't canon.

[Storm Strife]

I'd go with Battle Pope myself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/JinKumasaka/BattlePope.jpg

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Battle Pope isn't an option, neither is Zombie Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Jesus), Raptor Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Raptor_Jesus), Black Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Black_Jesus), Jesus' crackhead brother Jebus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jebus), Bizarro Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_Jesus) or any of the other Major (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Major-jesii), Minor (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Minor-jesii), Other (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Jesii) or Unwanted Jesii (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Unwanted_Jesii). Only Original Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Original_Jesus).

[Lune Cy]

Jesuus JeSUUs JEESUSS ! ^^

he prays and goku is dead ^^

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Jesuus JeSUUs JEESUSS ! ^^

he prays and goku is dead ^^

Goku has more then enough plot armor to be immune to divine intervention.

[Eris]

Jesuus JeSUUs JEESUSS ! ^^

he prays and goku is dead ^^

Ah, but a quick google will reveal thousands of people claim that "goku is god (http://www.google.com/search?q=%22goku+is+god%22)", therefore, jesus prays to goku, and therein empowers him.

[Maledictis Voca]

I'm pagan I could care less but I picked goku

[Arcxcia]

I'll go with Jesus.

[-Batman-]

They're the Same person.

[Arcxcia]

They're the Same person.

Huh? :unsure:

[-Batman-]

Huh? :unsure:

Jesus and Goku.

They're the same person.

[Ωmega]

I would have to say: neither

Jesus also had the power to turn his body into crackers and his blood into wine, which devoted church goers partake in every sunday, meaning they have Jesus powers.

Now, say one is a 15 year old girl. BAM! Magical girl. Who, of course, would sacrifice herself for love, justice and what-not to defeat Goku [under the understanding that he'd actually fight her].

Therefore, I choose c: magical girl

[Isaac]

Go Jesus!

[prototypetetra]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w318/haruhifujiokafarm/hffC023.jpg
Myahon, that was interesting.

I would vote for Goku, I am biased.

[Kawairashii hikari]

Jesus all the way.

I know that he is in fact the almighty God that they say he is in the Bible. And no one can steer me otherwise.

Of course God can beat some crappy cartoon character. Especially Goku... ... if we were talking about someone better say Superman. Then I wouldnt know who'd win ... lol.

[Nausicaa]

Someone bad rep me in saying that my first post was saying something bad about HIM. Who every it was, since you did not put your name on your bad rep, I put it here in hoping that you would read it, I was not saying anything bad about HIM. when I said Jesus hands down, I WAS SAYING that I think that Jesus would win hands down. So please, DO NOT bad rep me if you can not understand what I was saying. I am sorry for posting this here, but it was bugging me.

[Keitaru-san]

Goku loves fighting? He just doesn't like killing, I never said one had to kill the other.

IN THAT CASE HMM GUKO, WHY becuase jesus is just human

[MissChelly]

I'd bet my money on Jesus winning...


...though I don't think he'd be fond of me gambling like that.

[Akira Kogami[LC]]

Jesus duh.