Your Hypothetical Pet

[Aleyna]

ok if you could have a pet, what would it be?
what would you name it?
and what would you do or teach it?

my sister just got a pet crayfish
and she named it....Baby Cakes
whenever i hear it now, i think of something else
i chuckle too
what a weird and perverted name for a crayfish XD

[Meiras]

I want a Wolf named Fluffy o.O and I'll teach it to juggle harpoons with it's teeth, while standing on his ear....

[Jose]

I want a penguin named Snow i donk know why but i have always wanted a penguin

[Yuuki Kurosu]

Hmm..I want a small wolfy named Rin, I would teach it to sing xD ! If wolves could ever sing anyway. Lol.

[Kawairashii hikari]

i would get either a White Tiger or a Leopard and i would name it Anisho. Cute name, i think! <33 And I would teach them not to eat people so I could actually keep him.

[angelic_assasin]

i'd get a goldfish and name it Angi and teach it to eat beef,
i'd get a gray wolf and name it link and teach it to howl like link in tp xDD,
i'd get a parrot *acctually wants an specific chatot* and name it perapuu xDD and teach it to sing like an medieval choir and conduct like Beethoven,
and lastly i want a white dog named Sutaru and teach him how to play the banjo!

also wantes an cheagle and chocoboT^T

[*Darla's_Curiousity*]

A white wolf I'd name Charlie and teah it to sing the opening theme song for Naruto! :D

[sataned]

hmmmmm... id probably want me a pet duck
i wouldnt teach it anything
and i wouldnt name it..
i would just have it with me all the time

[Pkmn Trainer]

I'd want a snake I guess and name it Houdini after the magician >.>

[Kayame{Oni Kiri}]

Duuuuuuude! My pet would so be a siberian tiger...and it's name would be fluffy >3
Keel you all!

[Eris]

A human.

[sa5m]

A fox or a tiger! I would probably teach them to hunt/fetch, but that's it. =)

[keezy.]

A chinchilla and I'd teach it how to talk! :D:D
(Hypothetical pet, right?) lol

[Aizmov]

I always wanted a dinosaur, ever since seeing Jurassic park, I thought it was possible to genetically create a dinosaur, of course I wont create a man-eating dinosaur, that would be stupid.

Anyway I want a Stegosaurus, I'll call it Stego, and I'll teach it to pick up and pull some heavy stuff, so I don't have to do them myself.

[animeseishi]

i want either a fox or a tiger. and i'd name it saber. i'd teach it to fetch things and scare people but not eat them. lol.

[╬Karami Mew~Meow]

lol
Well, I want alot of pets (which my dad still didn't do his promise >.>)
I want a bobcat/small cats (not domestic)
I'll name it according to his/her behavior, and color.
I would make it do alot of things .... yea ... >< ..hmm ...how to serve tea ..ye a ^.^
(and this is just one of them lol)

[genericusername2]

Something entertaining.

[Evilspike2]

Pet rock.. Because.. I like rocks.. that or a small person, ive always wanted a small person to feed and love and hold and call bobo (ya really)

[overwatch]

hmm - well for a real world animal that is alive today, I would pick a liger - there thats the biggest mamal land predator for me!:
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/overmind_2000/liger1_sm.jpg

As for fantasy - dragon! do I really need to justify that?

[Derrick Remon]

Fish
Fishy
Teach him how to... fish?

[shooting-star]

i'd have a shark named Fin or a wolf called .... wolfy >.>
lol
i don't know what i'd teach them....
but yeah so i'd had a Shark (great white) or a wolf ^_^

[Gaarademon]

a Lion named Squall maybe
or a penguin named oscar
maybe even a Panda named Ling Ling

I like the the lion for a pet idea better

[Deadly-Eclipse_grl99]

After watching Jurassic Park billions upon billions of times I'd have a pet velociraptor and name it death, and teach it to kill people silently in their sleep.

[Magisha]

I would want a dragon, named Fireo or a phoenix, named like in Harry Potter, Fawkes.

But, for a real animal. . . I guess, I would want a monkey, called Fuzzy and teach it how to do everyday tasks! ^^

[sexy_vamp]

i would have a bernese mountain dog starting out when it was just a puppy
its name... Maxemus lol
i wouldnt teach it anything except for not kill the mail man cause im lazy like that lol

[TheAsterisk!]

1) A catfish named Admiral A. I don't think it'd be smart enough to learn anything, though.
2) A french poodle named Butch or Killer.
3) A german sheherd named Frou-frou.
4) A sizeable bear named Karl Gobachev Bear.
5) An armadillo named Tarkus.
6) A giant squid named Captain Nemo.
7) In actuallity, an australian shepherd would be nice.

[.Lovebeat]

hmm - well for a real world animal that is alive today, I would pick a liger - there thats the biggest mamal land predator for me!:
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/overmind_2000/liger1_sm.jpg

*Is in love with the liger +.+*
I want a liger... I would teach it to be kind (don't bite people or other animals!) and it would protect my house from burglars and stuff (jump on them!) and it would be all lovey - dovey towards me ;_;

To be a bit more realistic: I just want a fluffy cat and I'll name it Nanna.

[Lady_Baneheart_Of_Blades]

1) cheetah name will be cheetos, becuase we live in the ideal habbitat of South Africa. We will teach him to sit and kill, becuase there is alot of crime

2) warthog, name Donno, he'll be fat, ugly and stupid, we'll teach him to skin himself.

3)parrot name parraquit, will teach him to say 'get the hell out of our house'

4) hippo name gloria, we will keep her in a pool and feed her fish and teach her to sing

[LonlyShinobi]

Id want a robotic wolf with guns on its back like Duran from My-Hime.:D that would be awsome to ride a wolf like a tank and blow shyt up too.
Id have to name him Rush
(in memory of MegaMan's dog that was shot in the head after he went ravid at a convention in 93)

[foxkit2409]

I'd get an orange Shiba Iu, name him Shuyin, and teach him to sing.
Why? Because I'm just that weird.
as for fantasy, a chimera or dragon, ride it to school, and name it(dragon)Khaos, or (chimera) Phalanges.[fuh-lan-geese]

[Elphaba]

if i had a pet i would get a lassie dog.
i would name it Tina
i would teach it to fetch, to shake hands, roll over,
thats all i can think of now

[Sanosuke23]

Realistically? Giant Isopod. I think they're adorable.

Semi-Fantasy? Platypus. I just learned they're poisonous, and most hospitals have no idea how to treat it. It would be a guard Platypus.

Pure fantasy? A Pseudodragon.

[Shia_san]

I wanna cat!!!!!!!!:confused:
but i can't have one >sigh<
i would name it........Penelope.
idk.

[Perpetual Specter]

I would get a transparent jellyfish and name it Flowglass or just Glassy or Flowy for short.I'm not sure if I could teach it anything though.=/

[Beast]

Hypothetical? So it can be as unreal as I want it to be? Woo

Anyways, I'd want a lion. Larger than a normal male lion should be. Snow white fur with a black mane, black fur on end of tail and black whiskers and bright blue eyes. Along with the white fur on his body he would have black crescent moons all over. I'd name him Oracle.

[-Kitsune-]

<------Points at name-
I'd want a fox (Duh.) or a wolf. I'd like a fox becuase they're so clever and cute and a wolf because they're smart and deadly. I'd teach them to follow me, kinda like a dog. Oh, and not to eat people's faces off, that's important >_>

[███]

I want a tree.
I would name it tree.
I would teach it to grow faster.