Dumb lyrics

[sadida]

What are the dumbest song lyrics in your opinions?
My list includes:

I'm hot cuz i'm fly, you ain't cuz you not; this is why(x3) i'm hot!
If the light's off then it isnt on-( or sumthing like that, Hillary Duff)...so profound.
There are more i just can't remember em right now.

(Sorry if this is in the wrong section)

[Kawairashii hikari]

What are the dumbest song lyrics in your opinions?
My list includes:

I'm hot cuz i'm fly, you ain't cuz you not; this is why(x3) i'm hot!
If the light's off then it isnt on-( or sumthing like that, Hillary Duff)...so profound.


they actually say: I'm hot cuz i'm fly you iz cuz you not, this why (x3) i'm hot
really i like that song, luff it actually, until people started to sing it all the time

some of mine, well i don't like that Hilary Duff song you put up there,

another: (i got it off azlyrics.com), "u know you miss your baby V
And I can see that you think about me"..Vanessa Hudgens stupid lyrics i liked the song but just sounded stupid that part right there...

can't think of any others right now i know there's plenty more out there that i have not thought of at the moment yet...but i'll get to it ^_^

[GGP]

um, actually, it says "You ain't cause you're not"

sadida was right

and, i dont like the lyrics to hillary duffs song, i think its called wake up, im not sure

[-Kitsune-]

The lyrics to the song "Lip Gloss" by Lil mama (I dont know the exact words)
The whole song is just "Look at my lip gloss, see my lip gloss? The guys love my lip gloss, Ive got lip gloss! Do you wear lip gloss? You should wear lip gloss. Guys love da lip gloss!!"
Nobody cares! >.<

[JuicedUp]

The lyrics to the song "Lip Gloss" by Lil mama (I dont know the exact words)
The whole song is just "Look at my lip gloss, see my lip gloss? The guys love my lip gloss, Ive got lip gloss! Do you wear lip gloss? You should wear lip gloss. Guys love da lip gloss!!"
Nobody cares! >.<

Lip gloss...hehehe.

[Kawairashii hikari]

um, actually, it says "You ain't cause you're not"

sadida was right

sorry you were right, so many people sung it the wrong way they got me thinking it was the right lyrics ^_^


The lyrics to the song "Lip Gloss" by Lil mama (I dont know the exact words)
The whole song is just "Look at my lip gloss, see my lip gloss? The guys love my lip gloss, Ive got lip gloss! Do you wear lip gloss? You should wear lip gloss. Guys love da lip gloss!!"
Nobody cares! >.<

I hate that song too, lmao those aren't the lyrics though ^_^

lyrics: first part of chorus, "What you know? They say my lip gloss is cool my lip gloss be popping I'm standing at my locker and all the boys keep stopping" second part..."They say my lip gloss is popping my lip gloss is cool all the boys keep jocking they chase me after school" ~got those from AZLyrics.com

and her voice was so annoying when she sung it too

[Masali]

Definitely that lip gloss atrocity. Out of all the topics in the world...you talk about lip gloss?

That and "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, which is almost as stupid. And when they collaborated...y'know, I didn't think such a pure concentration of stupid could be contained in this universe.

[GGP]

i dont like when i am listening to a song that is mixed by a DJ and its like

"You're...In The Mix With DJ (ENTER DJ'S NAME HERE)!"

or they might say

"You're...In The Mix With DJ (ENTER DJ'S NAME HERE), Mother ****ers!"

i dont think its a very bad thing, but it gets annoying

[sadida]

Definitely that lip gloss atrocity. Out of all the topics in the world...you talk about lip gloss?

That and "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, which is almost as stupid. And when they collaborated...y'know, I didn't think such a pure concentration of stupid could be contained in this universe.

I completely agree with you! Although it was pretty hard to beat the original Girlfriend stupidity. God it was horrible! What the hell was she thinking- hehe. And her voice! And the video and the beat! I hate everything about it! But somehow I think there are some freaks here who would contest that- due to some horrendous ...
Anyway let me stop myself before I get in trouble. I'm sorry but avril levign really pisses me off.

[Takatofan1986]

How about...

(And i love this song but its stupid...)

"This $*!t Is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"

[-Kitsune-]

How about...

(And i love this song but its stupid...)

"This $*!t Is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
Sorry, but I gotta say this...
I have no idea what a "Hollaback girl" is... all I know is that Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas >.>
Just had to say it ^.^;

[Kawairashii hikari]

i actually like that song as well, even though they WERE dumb lyrics...i won't go against that...^.^

definition for 'Hollaback girl'- Not someone you can come and talk to after you've already messed with other girls (at least that's what i think anyway...i'm not sure either)

[Sword]

Why is fallout boy not mentioned here? They have the worst lyrics in existance. "why haven't you people ever heard of...closing the god damn door". The words don't suit the tune at all. Then theres something about rationality? I mean wtf kind of a song is that?

[GGP]

um, actualy that song your thinking of, "i write sins, not tragedies" ( think thats what it's called), is sung by "Panic! at the Disco"

and, i hate that song

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Anything by Linkin Park for the win.

[angelic_assasin]

lol i dunno alot in english songs but theres alot of jap songs that have the weirdest translations. a random example(dont flame me...i love CCS but its too funny xD): CCS second opening...forgot what its called but the first three lines: Dreaming! Dreaming! And the door opens! xDD really weird...not particularly dumb...but pretty weird XD

[niKopol]

Shouldn't this be in the music forum?

Anywho I usually only listen to one part of music, the music I don't really listen to lyrics of half the songs I've listened to over the past 15 years.

[Takatofan1986]

Sorry, but I gotta say this...
I have no idea what a "Hollaback girl" is... all I know is that Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas >.>
Just had to say it ^.^;

LOL my sisters bf thought it was funny because "They spelled banana's wrong" LOL and he was 21

[TheAsterisk!]

Terrible Lyrics - "Touch and Go" by Emerson, Lake & Powell
Man in the street, nowhere to sleep, no time for nothing, no Patek Phillipe, Pedal to the metal, blow by blow, you're running with the devil, it's touch and go. They're leaving you nothing, nowhere to go, just put you in the corner like an old banjo, the strings are breaking, but you can't say no, you're running with the devil, it's touch and go. Systematic, one man show, you're caught up in the middle where the four winds blow, no salvation, 20 below, you're running with the devil it's touch and go. All sytems go, friend or foe (?), it's all depending on the dice you throw, come without a warning like a UFO, you're running with the devil, it's touch and go. You see this woman on a TV show; she's dripping in diamonds from head to toe. They make you believe it's the status quo, you're running with the devil, it's touch and go. Nothing but one Tarkus-sized string of cliches put to music. Disgraceful.
Weird lyrics - "Lather" by Jefferson Airplane
Lather was thirty years old today; they took away all of his toys. His mother sent newspaper clippings to him about his old friends who'd stopped being boys... There were DEFINITELY drugs involved in the writing of this monstrosity.
Indecipherable Lyrics - "Siberian Khatru" by Yes
WHAT IS a "Khatru"??? WHY IS IT IN SIBERIA???
I reccomend you check out these songs, ESPECIALLY "LATHER", in all of their hideous inadequacy on any number of lyrics' sites.
(Though I still like Siberian Khatru, whatever Anderson means!)

[Queen Dopplepopolis!]

"I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep."

god. i hate that song with a passion.

[Ryuuzaki Lawliet]

That suicide-o song, by sean kingston

[International 4-8818]

Rap, all of it. It just sucks.

[Queen Dopplepopolis!]

That suicide-o song, by sean kingston

it's suicidal.

[GGP]

yeah, people misspell music titles a lot...

anyways, another song i dont like, "now you're gone"

it has sad lyrics, but an up-beat... beat

its very odd

[Aleyna]

Rap, all of it. It just sucks.
im sorry but thats just an ignorant statement to make if you have not listened to a lot of hip-hop music >_<
im getting really freaking tired of people making disrespectful statements like that above

doesn't this thread belong in the music forum of af?

anyways most of the songs i don't listen to are because i don't think the person voice sounds good in the song
to be honest, thats why i don't listen to rock music that much, because i haven't really heard any singers in rock bands with soulful voices

thats why i listen to r&b most of the time ^_^

anyways to go back on topic, i passionately hate the song everytime we touch by cascada
i swear the song lyrics are beyond cheesy

i hate the song my humps by the black eyed peas!!!!!!!! omg those lyrics are horrible! and i hate fergies voice in it >_<

i like the song misery business by paramore, but those lyrics are god awfully horrible

i don't like any songs by lil boozie cause i just can't stand to hear him rapping, he sounds like a premature teenage boy
i hate the song wipe me down that he's featured end cause in the whole chorus they say "cause im on! wipe me down!" it sounds so stupid and lame to me
not a good hook at all for a rap song in my opinion
somebody mentioned the song "this is why im hot", i hate that song too
there are alot of repititive hook rap songs i do like, but those 1s have lame hooks to me

i don't really like a lot of j-pop music artists to be honest that i have heard from friends of mine so far in my life, because alot of them have had that "perkish idiotic voice" that doesn't sound passionate or beautiful at all to me >_<
i still keep listening to j-pop though to see if a can find any artists i come accross that i would actually like to listen to though
i hate the song blue bird by ayumi hamasaki, because i think her voice sounds like a lamb in it and that music video in my opinion is cheesy

ohhh i pretty much hate almost all of the music from the movie grease
i hate how the girls sounds
i just don't like that high perkish light sound....

[Acnologia]

I agree with Alannah, I myself like rap/hip hop and really, not all of it is bad. Ever heard Kanye West? He has very powerful lyrics in his songs. Not all rappers sing like 50 Cent.

The worst lyrics ever?
Yeah it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin.
I gotta ask 'em, 'cause if i don't
It's poppin, it's poppin, it's poppin, it's poppin

[Hook:]
What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know?
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be popping
I'm standing at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you
What you
What you know?
They say my lip gloss is popping
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jocking
They chase me after school

[Verse 1:]
Mac mac Loreal yep 'cause I'm worth it
Love the way I put it on so perfect
Wipe the corners of my mouth so I work it
When I walk down the hallway they can't say nothing
Oh oh oh my lips so luscious
The way I spice it up with the mac mac brushes
Loreal got the most watermelon crushes
That's probably the reason all these boys got crushes.

[Hook]

[Verse 2:]
When it's time for lunch
My lips still rock
Lil mama melon with the hot pink top
Cherry, vanilla,
Flavors is a virtual they
Loving, lip gloss universal
The boys really like it the girls don’t speak
They rolling they eyes
They lip gloss cheap
It ain't my fault
But I upgrade ya
Show you how to use nice things with nice flavors

[Hook]

[Breakdown:]
'Cause My lip gloss
Is popping is popping
Is popping is popping
'Cause my lip gloss
Is popping is popping
Is popping is popping

[Verse 3:]
sittin' in 8th period
Thought I was in trouble
Dean called me on the loudspeaker on the double
I stepped in her office like
“Yes Ms. McClarkson?”
“She like girl ran out of my lip gloss and
Write down where you get yours from
'Cause I must admit
That bubblegum
Is popping, is popping
Is popping she ain't fronting
And uh
I be loving it
I be I be loving it and uh
I be using it I be I be using it and uh
I be rubbing it I be I be rubbing it on my lips
My lips my lip gloss

She just repeats the same crap over and over

[The Governator]

My Humps by Black Eyed Peas has some appauling lyrics, Lip Gloss has some of the worst lyrics in the unirverse and it shares that crown with Girlfriend.

[Eris]

The song "The Way I Are" by Timbaland and some random chick. Doesn't anyone reflect upon the fact that it's got a blatant grammatical error IN IT'S SODDING TITLE?! HOW THE HELL DOES A SONG MAKE IT TO THE STORES WITHOUT ANYONE REFLECTING OVER THAT?!!! Seriously, is this what the English language has gotten to?

"Am" is the first-person singular simple present form of "be". "Are" is most definitively not. Unless you are a bloody Cro-Magnon, you don't say "I are hungry"; "I'r" is not a word (but "I'm" is.)

Have they been snorting paint thinner or something? THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST THE MIND!

[.Lovebeat]

The song "The Way I Are" by Timbaland and some random chick. Doesn't anyone reflect upon the fact that it's got a blatant grammatical error IN IT'S SODDING TITLE?! HOW THE HELL DOES A SONG MAKE IT TO THE STORES WITHOUT ANYONE REFLECTING OVER THAT?!!! Seriously, is this what the English language has gotten to?
FINALLY someone else who actually noticed the title's grammatical error. First time I heard the song was some time during summer and my reaction: "WHAT!? MTV TYPOOOOO'D." Apparently, it wasn't MTV, but the song's title actually IS "The way I Are" ...

A song with with stupid lyrics (imo) that comes in mind for me is
Wind it up - Gwen Stefani

[Princess Minako]

Ooooh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk

Yeay T-Pain and Akon can conjugate verbs!! I'm so proud

[Acnologia]

Drunk isn't a word in that sense though, its drank, lol.
They failed.

[Eris]

Drunk isn't a word in that sense though, its drank, lol.
They failed.

Actually, "drunk" is past participle of "drink".

Wiktionary says: To drink (third-person singular simple present drinks, present participle drinking, simple past drank, past participle drunk)

But it's still kinda iffy. If it was "We've drunk 'em", it would be correct.

[ichigosama72]

R. Kelly's "trapped in the closet." It's so funny and so stupid at the same time!

[-Kitsune-]

FINALLY someone else who actually noticed the title's grammatical error. First time I heard the song was some time during summer and my reaction: "WHAT!? MTV TYPOOOOO'D." Apparently, it wasn't MTV, but the song's title actually IS "The way I Are" ...

A song with with stupid lyrics (imo) that comes in mind for me is
Wind it up - Gwen Stefani
While we're on the subject of this song, I might as well say that the first time I heard the song on the radio, I thought "Geez... if they insist on making a crappy song, at least make a crappy song with decent grammar..."
I find that song annoying too, but that "Lip Gloss" song by Lil Mama is still the worst in my opinion >.>
(Thank you Shiraiyuki for saying the same about that pointless, repeatative song ^.^; )

[sadida]

Cha, I think everyone knows that "way I are" song is bad grammar, just no one cares... Its hard to while they're bumpin' and grindin'.
Another set of horrendous lyrics:
Where'd you get you body from?
Tell me where'd you get your body from
- I got it from my momma! (X2)

Like ra-i-ain! On your wedding day!
Stupid alanis! That's not ironic, its just sucky.

[OminousCloud]

This is just one line from the song but it's a pivotal one.

One Way Ticket - The Darkness
"One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back"

That my friends IS NOT A GODDAMN ONE WAY TICKET >_<
not only was that song so damn annoying but it was so blatantly wrong >_<

Sarah - Eskimo Joe
"Sarah, won't you tell me your name..."
riiiiight.

Justin Timberlake - "I'm bringing sexy back"...

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Like ra-i-ain! On your wedding day!
Stupid alanis! That's not ironic, its just sucky.

The thing about the song Ironic is that you'd think a song called Ironic would feature irony, but it doesn't. Ergo the song Ironic is very ironic.

[Aleyna]

haha shira, i think i can beat you on a song thats worse

Kingdom,
You Remember.
I Got The Finest.
Your Highness.
Young B.

I Got Ma Man.
I Got Ma Main,
Ma Main,
Ma Main, Ma Main Man
The Party King.
Webstar
Lets Go.

(Yea)
Ya'll Already Know Who This Is.
We Got Another One.
I Got Ma Ni*** AG.
The Voice Of Harlem
I Ma Girl Young B.
Ya'll Already Know What It Is
(And Let It Rain. Lets Go)
Once Again
(And Let It Rain Lets Go)
(Lets Go)
Its The Dj Webstar

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain.
(Dj Webstar)
And Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain.
(DJ Webstar)

I Was On 119th In Lexington
Black Sidekick On The Nexington
Shorty Say Yo, I Look Left
And Then
I'm Like I Wanna Mess Wit Him

Let It Rain.(Let It Rain)
And Clear It Out.(Clear It Out)
Let It Rain.(let It Rain)
And Clear It Out.(Clear It Out)
Let It Rain.(Young B)
And Clear It Out(WebStar)
Let It Rain.(Yea Yea)
And Clear It Out(The Voice)

I Was On 114th At The Kingdom Game
Ag On The Mike Doin His Thing.
Walked In The Park, The Screamin Ma Name
Stop.....! Now Look At The Chain.

(Young B)
Let It Rain.
(Your Doin It Baby)
Clear It Out.
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(And I Don't Know, Maybe)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(Just Do It Lady)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.

I Was On 4-5th
In The Whippington.
Ears Naked. Wrist Was Glissing
Eyes Low Like I'm Blowing Piffington.
Girls Talk Slick
But They Whisperin

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

DJ WEBSTAR

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
Let It Rain. Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Young B, Webstar And GTOT
Doin Our Thing.
It Comes Naturally
We Gettin, So We Fly
As Can Be
So All Ya'll Wack
Lables Stop Tryina Sign Me

All The World
Clear It Out
Uptown
Clear It Out
Downtown
Clear It Out
Eastside
Clear It Out
Westside
Clear It Out
WebStar
Clear It Out
G South
Clear It Out
Ma Ni*** Smooth
Clear It Out

the beat doesn't even sound good!

the hook is horrible!
that is the main reason why i HATE this song
how the hell can you make a hook that says "chicken noodle soup wit a soda on the side"
not only does to sound stupid! but gross!
people don't drink soda and chicken noodle soup when there sick unless they can somehow handle that?

and the whole rest of the song is stupid
the dance to the song is pathetic!
its a 1 hit....well no hit! wonder >_<