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Tenten Hyuuga
09-07-2006, 10:04 PM
It was a warm, September afternoon in Konohagakure. The tall oaks and pines swayed in the breeze, while their green leafs glimmered in the sunlight.

Sakura sighed, twisting a pink lock with her index finger. 'Where in the world can he be...OH SASUKE! THERE YOU ARE!!!'

She jumped from the bench she was sitting on, squealing with joy as she glomped the poor Uchiha.

"Get...off...me! Can't...BREATH!!!"

"Eh, Sasuke-baka! Get off Sakura! Or else..." a voice from behind called.

"Well, late as always, eh Naruto?"

The blond growled, shaking a fist at Sasuke. "Why I outta...ugh, you're to unworthy Sasuke...and the reason why I'm late is because...LOOK! BEHOLD, THE OLD MAN'S BOOK!"

"Eh? You mean Kakashi-sensei? Naruto..."

"Look! Lookity-look-LOOK! Saku-chan, check this out!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Oh Sakura! I thought...I thought..." Naruto teared up, nose runny...ing.

"Ugh, look what you've done...baka. You're making Naruto depressed..."

Sakura gasped. 'NOOOOOO!!! SASUKE CALLED ME BAKA!!! I'll show him...'

"Let me see that book, Naruto..."

Naruto jumped, a huge fox smile on his face. "Eh...? Oh, YAAAAY."

Sakura rolled her eyes, noticeably annoyed. "Whatever...just give me the darn book!"

"Ok, ok! Check this out! Make-out Paradise...hmm...sounds...eh heheheh..."

Sakura pounded Naruto. "YOU PERVERT! How can you be like that!?!?!? So nasty!!!"

"Ahem...um...uh..."

"Eh? Sasuke...?"

'NOOOOO!!! SASUKE!!! You're...you're...NOOOOO!!!'

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. 'Gosh...they're weird...especially Sakura...'

"Um...so anyways, Sakura! READ!"

"No, Naruto-baka! The title sounds so..."

"READ!"

"Gah..."

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Half an Hour Later


The three nin stood there, staring at the small, orange book. Each wide-eyed, shocked.

Sakura, who was holding the book, dropped it. "So...so...so..."

She turned to Naruto, face red. "So...so...GAH!!! NARUTO, YOU BRAT!!! MAKING ME READ THIS TRASH!!! IT WAS SO GROSS!!! GAH!!!"

"I'm sooooooo sorry!" Naruto sobbed.

Sasuke just stood there, not saying anything at all. 'The pain...THE PAIN!!! Images shall be burned...IN MY MIND!!! NOOOO!!!'

Just then, out of nowhere, a puff of smoke appeared in front of the 12 year olds.

"Give...me...THE BOOK!!!"

They gulped. "Ka-Ka-Kakashi sensei! Um...erm...I'm...HERE! JUST TAKE THE BOOK!"

He giggled, taking the book away. As soon as he grabbed it away, the three ninjas ran...yes, Sasuke ran, shocking.

"Oh children...the little sweethearts...

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Um...hi. Sorry it kinda weird... xP . I did this in like, 2 seconds. Well, I'm expecting flames, so...yes. *Puts on a flame-fire-suit thingy...*

kakashifan3
09-07-2006, 10:28 PM
that was kool.............even if its weird thats exactly what would happen o well

_CTA_
09-09-2006, 03:38 AM
*rofl like hell*

omg its quite hilarious!!! naruto sounds cute in here. nice btw. keep it up

Hyku-San
09-09-2006, 09:20 AM
it was GREAT!! Lol, funny too. Ooh, I've got a funny picture of Sasuke.

http://www.animeforum.com/uploads/thz14723464.jpeg< Ya gotta laugh...C'mon, it's funny. :D

kakashifan3
09-09-2006, 11:17 PM
ya its is funny rofl