Capo
07-31-2006, 10:20 PM
Me, Myself, and I.
They were the perfect threesome.
Me and I were best friends.
Myself and Me were best friends.
Myself and I were dating.
Me and Myself had an affair.
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Myself looked around, surveying the road.
From behind the wheel of her Corvette Myself looked like any other girl.
But she had two lives.
She was dating her girlfriend’s best friend and her girlfriend at the same time.
Tonight she was going over to Me's house to end the affair before anyone got hurt.
Little did Myself know, I was following her to Me's house.
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Me applied one last coat of lipstick, checking herself in the mirror before answering the knock at the door.
Myself stood there; beautiful as ever.
Me felt herself blush, inviting Myself inside.
After dinner and outrageous amounts of wine Me led Myself to her room.
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I picked up the spare key.
It had been hidden under the welcome mat.
How silly.
She crept into Me's house and into the bedroom, where she found Myself and Me involved in some unmentionable movie making.
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Myself and Me have tried countless times to call I.
Sadly, she is ignoring their calls.
I moved away.
Myself and Me tried desperately to get her to come back.
To forgive them.
I hasn't talked to them since that day.
The threesome is now a twosome.
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The moral:
Never make a drug prevention film without inviting your friends.
They were the perfect threesome.
Me and I were best friends.
Myself and Me were best friends.
Myself and I were dating.
Me and Myself had an affair.
-------
Myself looked around, surveying the road.
From behind the wheel of her Corvette Myself looked like any other girl.
But she had two lives.
She was dating her girlfriend’s best friend and her girlfriend at the same time.
Tonight she was going over to Me's house to end the affair before anyone got hurt.
Little did Myself know, I was following her to Me's house.
-------------
Me applied one last coat of lipstick, checking herself in the mirror before answering the knock at the door.
Myself stood there; beautiful as ever.
Me felt herself blush, inviting Myself inside.
After dinner and outrageous amounts of wine Me led Myself to her room.
----------------
I picked up the spare key.
It had been hidden under the welcome mat.
How silly.
She crept into Me's house and into the bedroom, where she found Myself and Me involved in some unmentionable movie making.
-----
Myself and Me have tried countless times to call I.
Sadly, she is ignoring their calls.
I moved away.
Myself and Me tried desperately to get her to come back.
To forgive them.
I hasn't talked to them since that day.
The threesome is now a twosome.
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The moral:
Never make a drug prevention film without inviting your friends.