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Capo
07-31-2006, 11:20 PM
Me, Myself, and I.

They were the perfect threesome.

Me and I were best friends.

Myself and Me were best friends.

Myself and I were dating.

Me and Myself had an affair.

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Myself looked around, surveying the road.

From behind the wheel of her Corvette Myself looked like any other girl.

But she had two lives.

She was dating her girlfriend’s best friend and her girlfriend at the same time.

Tonight she was going over to Me's house to end the affair before anyone got hurt.

Little did Myself know, I was following her to Me's house.

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Me applied one last coat of lipstick, checking herself in the mirror before answering the knock at the door.

Myself stood there; beautiful as ever.

Me felt herself blush, inviting Myself inside.

After dinner and outrageous amounts of wine Me led Myself to her room.

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I picked up the spare key.

It had been hidden under the welcome mat.

How silly.

She crept into Me's house and into the bedroom, where she found Myself and Me involved in some unmentionable movie making.

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Myself and Me have tried countless times to call I.

Sadly, she is ignoring their calls.

I moved away.

Myself and Me tried desperately to get her to come back.

To forgive them.

I hasn't talked to them since that day.

The threesome is now a twosome.

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The moral:

Never make a drug prevention film without inviting your friends.

Opinionated
07-31-2006, 11:25 PM
...That was... funny. You set them up with an affair story then quickly change it to something stupid. Clever bastard.

Ωmega
07-31-2006, 11:28 PM
lol, I liked this. It was cute and simple. The moral is great too XD

BlackZephyrus
07-31-2006, 11:58 PM
"You really had me going there." Falls over "The ending was perfect....yay random encounters."

Capo
08-01-2006, 12:27 AM
Yea, it's okay. I don't quite like the ending so I might make another one.

Capernicus
08-01-2006, 12:42 AM
lol Awesome Capo. That was such a great story idea. I had a hard time keeping track of the 3 characters. @[email protected] But...when they went to the room....I got all hawt! XDDD

Crimson Soul
08-01-2006, 03:24 AM
That was awesome
i espically liked how you started it off, and mentioned how they were doing stuff in the room
<3

Capo
08-01-2006, 11:41 PM
Thanks..
Lol.
I thought i'd twist the ending.
Just to add flare.

Daenerys
08-02-2006, 02:03 AM
Yeah, it was weird. I didn't really get what I was reading at first. It was interesting to say the least. Better than some crap I've read in here lol.

Ami~chan
08-02-2006, 02:40 AM
I've been wanting to post a comment on this.

It was interesting.

Very interesting.

It confused me the first time I read it; I liked once I understood it.

Iru
08-02-2006, 06:31 AM
Oh, Ana, that was fabulous. xD
I too had abit of difficulty following the characters at first, but then it was like.
"OH! That's who's doing what and who's cheating on who and what's going on! HOMG I AM SO FREAKING CLEVER LIKE!"
XD Keep up the good work, girlfriend ;D