how do u break out of jail?

[roses]

im not in jail...but im caurious, how would u plan ur big escape?

[Alonely]

I wouldn't. If I committed a crime, I would deserve to be in there. Even if I was serving time for something I didn't do, I would only try to reason.

[teed]

hmmm.... i donno! i wouldnt run away cuz that's against law!! but i think i would just dig 4 years then get out!!

[roses]

welllll......ur right....if u do a crime then do the time but thats not my point...if u were breaking out how would u?

[BloodyRamune]

I wouldn't be in jail in the first place. And you know why? Because no one can prove I killed that guy! No one can trace him back to me! The sulphuric acid did its job perfectly! Mwahahaha!!!

Oops... You didn't hear that.

Edit: Are you in jail, by any chance? ^_^

[roses]

lol....good reason not to b in jail! acid is sweet! just remember to sweep away ur footprints!

[BloodyRamune]

I don't need to. The barell's in my basement. ^_~

[Glitch4.0]

I would systematically put laxative into the drinking water of the prison and when everybody is busy on the john i make my escape....or i could just beg someone to pay the bail XD

[Keitaru-san]

easy, be good, polite, good attitude be friendly with guards and listen to them and you may be lucky and serve just half or quarter.

[.Lovebeat]

easy, be good, polite, good attitude be friendly with guards and listen to them and you may be lucky and serve just half or quarter.
So would I do, but I don't think that it will work anyway T_T
But no one can stand my puppy eyes!! *puppy eyes* :rolleyes:

[Keitaru-san]

So would I do, but I don't think that it will work anyway T_T
But no one can stand my puppy eyes!! *puppy eyes* :rolleyes:loool i can be so heartless even the most innocent puppy eyes can't make me soft hahahaahahah.

[Soul fly]

i would not get to the prison gates the longer you wait the harder it becomes

[Marie2007]

anyway you can

[roses]

hmmmmm...im gonna answer my own question...i would....hmmm, this is a tough question, i guess i just wont go to jali...not that i could even if i tried....n e one wanna guess y i couldnt?

[the cutest devel ever!!]

this soundz weird but verry spicey salsa

[Loljoke]

I would be really nice and get 1 year off ^^

[Raimego]

I would dig a hole behind a toilet, I don't know ,not an educated guess!!

[Vegito]

are you talking about jail or prison cause there is a difference between the two? I'll just go with prison.
You dont break out of prison...unless the same thing that happened on cops happens where a buldozer I think it was crashed down a prison wall and a ton of criminals came running out, but they were all recaptured in like 30 minutes so its pointless...

[[BlackDeath]]

Dig your way out with a spoon!

[ThatBurnyFeelin]

I'd make someone think for me hahahahahaha!

[Secret Asian Man]

I'd have someone send me a file in a cake, and slowly file my way to freedom!

[Amix]

Hm..Maybe fake a seizure and when the guards come in, I would snap their necks and take their weapons and keys and get the hell out of there!! And see how far I can go before I get shot. ;D

[Luciel]

I would...seduce the guard into letting me out, knock them unconscious, and then let out all of the other prisoners and watch. :D

[Darrmyth]

I wouldn't. If I committed a crime, I would deserve to be in there. Even if I was serving time for something I didn't do, I would only try to reason."If you do the crime, you do the time"

[BloodyRamune]

The Count of Monte Cristo.
Best escape in history.
Also the riskiest.

[BlueJade]

of course I would be innocent first off.

FIRST: Get in a fight with the prison psychologist
THEN: I would cut the face off the prison psychologist
AFTER THAT: Put on the face of the prison psychologist and his clothes
FINALLY: Drive out of the prison with the psychologist's car

...what.........don't look at me like that

[Kiatro]

With my psychic powers, Duh!

[-Batman-]

simple really...cause a prison riot. The prisoner to guard ratio would be far from even. Just cause a riot and make sure your not one of the prisoners who gets shot.

ohh, and don't get on Bubba's bad side, that helps a lot.

[Faceless111]

Dig a tunnel. Get into vents. Climb down ladders. Crawl through sewers. Climb up ladders. And I'm free!

[Chaos Master Dark]

I would get a freind to sneak in my katana. Then i hide it in the floor and when a guard comes by i cut him up. then hide my katana. lie down on the spot where i hid it then when the other guards find out they will come in to search my cell. then id cut them all up and make my escape.

[(>X_X)>Gah!]

Summon ninjas of course.

Seriously though. I'd try to work my way up in a gang. Then form a plan for a distration. 'Cept they wouldn't know it. Then I'd escape.

Then I'd go to Mexico and end up in Mexican jail...>_>

[Mistress Koneko]

If I ever was in Jail I'd try to do it Shawshank Redemption style. Incase I don't ever get a single cell with a rock wall I can chip away at I'll booze up the guards and bribe them. :P If THAT doesn't work then I will become one of those body builder type chicks and beat up anyone who gets in my way and escape :P

[zodiak]

first you have to get protection or be friends with one of the toughest guys in the prison. Best way is to hide cigarettes with you and give it to the person for protection and being his friend. Then make an arangement rondevue point with some of your friends out side of the prison. Send only letter, the police listen in on your calls. after that have your good freind create a riot. that way you can slip out of the prison. then there is your friend to pick you up.