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11-21-2004, 05:07 PM
The eight major Hollywood studios have filed suit against CGI animation company Pixar for its consistent record of quality movies. The complaint alleges that with its sixth consecutive profitable and critically acclaimed film in “The Incredibles,” Pixar is overturning a decades-long public relations campaign waged by Hollywood studios to convince the public that it’s impossible to consistently make high quality films. “If Pixar doesn’t get with the program, we’re going to have to fundamentally change the way we do business,” groused Paramount chairwoman Sherry Lansing, whose studio hasn’t produced a hit film in several years. “I repeat my recommendation to Steve Jobs that he pay John Travolta and Halle Berry $20 million each to provide voices for an effects-laden remake of ‘The Fox and the Hound.’”Because making good movies is a crime now.
Stupid pissants.
Rest of article here. (http://www.datelinehollywood.com/showarticle.php?articleID=340)

Die Tod von Euch
11-21-2004, 05:11 PM
...Please tell me that's a joke. That's a joke, right?... Right?... That can't possibly be real... o_o

souichi tsujii
11-21-2004, 05:20 PM

If that's real, then they should die. If that's fake, then it's really funny.

11-21-2004, 05:20 PM
it looks like...maybe. o_o I hope so...

either way, it's pretty funny.

Kaitou Ace
11-22-2004, 01:54 AM
Heh it's got to be a joke O_o; a good one tho'

If you note, the right hand column of links contains an option for a "printer-antagonistic" version of the article, and has links to "Unrelated articles"

11-22-2004, 02:30 AM
..That's pretty hilarious though. Even better if it were real XD I wonder who came up with that?

11-22-2004, 03:15 AM
I saw The Incredibles tonight. Awesome movie. Although, the latest Pixar movie coming up doesn't look so great so far.


11-22-2004, 03:55 AM
What movie? o.O;.

Princess Mononoke
11-22-2004, 12:43 PM
oh yeah the one with the giraffe and its a name of a country... starts with an A...

TerraN EmpirE
11-22-2004, 12:51 PM
i don't know wether to laugh or cry?

11-22-2004, 05:20 PM
Thank God that isn't real. Heh the incredibles..My sister saw it, she said it was good, I didn't believe her..

11-22-2004, 06:00 PM
That would really scare me if that was real. Good thing it (hopefully) isn't. Because then people would just be so stupid we'd have to kill them, or atleast lock them up forever.

Himura Enishi
11-22-2004, 09:03 PM

11-22-2004, 10:00 PM
Oh man, now hollywood has the idea, who can get some easy money off Pixar first?:laugh: If this ever really does happen, I'm leaving this country

Kittie Pryde
11-23-2004, 01:13 AM
ew. :<_<: *annoyed*

pissants. i love that word. :D

11-23-2004, 03:00 AM
What movie? o.O;.
The next Pixar movie. Cars.