Funny animal stories

[Boo]

Ever have a cat climb an christams tree?OR it jump higher thean 7 feet?(sounds weird but has happened 4 me lol)Talk about it here....

[Han]

One time, I gave my cat some milk. Five minutes later, my foot was covered in vomit.

[Metal_Knuckles]

my dog is supposed to be a good bird hunting dog and we took him hunting one time and when my dad fired the gun the dog ran and hid in one of our blinds that we had set up and took a big dump in it. then when we tried to get him to fetch a bird we had shot he went and tried to eat it instead of fetching it!!

[Kiwii]

lol umm how bout this rooster+dog= u will most likely think my rooster wouldve been dinner but actually my dog was terrified of him.

[Variable_Gunbuster]

One time when I was 6, my dad took me to see a Rooster Fight (they have alot of them in Mexico...and they aren't illegal)...and as they fought one of the roosters flew off during battle and landed ontop of a guys head!!! the guy wasn't too happy so he threw the rooster back on the pit, it landed on it's rival rooster!!! true story.:ooh: :laugh:

[Silver Ori-Kun]

My uncle was smoking dope once and he got the dog stoned..
I just watched the poor thing roll off the couch

[retro]

My parents dog waits until you eat your food & begs for some.

[Kiwii]

lol funny my pet bird sometimes hangs upsiade down wings spread and swings around and pecks her cage and meows like a cat all at the same time more than 5 times a day too

[Silver Ori-Kun]

How is that logical?
There's no food left...I guess it's pretty funny

[retro]

Its a Dog, Ori-Kun.. logic doesn't matter.

[Kiwii]

my rooster also thinks hes a dog eats dog food tries to bark seesh i better change his name before he starts growling

[vhinnnn]

:rollt: :dogrun: my freinds dog ate his brothers gerble

[Silver Ori-Kun]

Its a Dog, Ori-Kun.. logic doesn't matter.
Sorry....to go off topic..but..
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: laugh:

[retro]

Ok Ori-kun, compare a Cat & Dog? which has more intelligence?

[Twinklecie]

My cat ish too fat! >< so funny how he goes up the stairs.4 cases he takes a break and sleep for awhile and continue some more and takes a break more.Uh..so lazy!http://animegifs.free.fr/misc/catgirls/page1/neko-girl04.gif

oO better stop now >< bad englishhttp://animegifs.free.fr/misc/cuties/kaoani/yellow-kero2/kaoani-yellow-kero26.gif

[Silver Ori-Kun]

I wouldn't have a clue...But right now I can say my intellect is bellow normal
A cat or dog could beat me easily

[retro]

Never change Ori-kun <3

[Silver Ori-Kun]

Now excuse me while I rate how adorable Twinklecie's little neko girl looks

[Kiwii]

hmm okay...lets see anymore funny animal stories?

[En Svensk Tiger]

Once, in the glorious days when I was still owner of a cat whose name was Findus, I saw something pretty funky.

The cat stood in front of a mirror, and got up on two legs, and jumped around just like it should have been some midget kangaroo. It was a spectacle for the eyes like no other.

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[Variable_Gunbuster]

...not a trick...well....I saw two dogs having _____ and....know I'm traumatized.:(

[Boo]

I fell for you...it isnt an trick or anything,but my cat ate some mokey grass....about 3 hours later it came out her nose...i laughed...but my mom scolded me....

[gadgetgirl16]

My sister and i where talking while my cat was in her room, and she love to sit in windows, so she was sitting on my sister's bed and she thought that it was opened, so jumped into the glass and bumped her head.... and her face was so funny that she look puzzled......thank god that she dident cracked it