what an idiot would say

[plzjustdie]

this is a game i thougt of just put some really really dumb that some1 would say
here's mine

FedEx delivers?

[Havana]

I hear that all the time. Can't think of any.

[Elfy]

on a packet of nuts...
"warning may contain nuts"

[inu_fan12345]

here's mine:

excubited

[gadgetgirl16]

"duh!! I Dont Know".....

[Elfy]

hmm....on an iron
"don't iron clothes on body"

[plzjustdie]

on an iron "do not use while sleeping"

[Pig_catapult]

May contain dragons. Heheh. I made this one myself. But only an idiot would believe it.

http://www.dragon-realms.com/attachments/Caution_May_contain_dragons.jpg

[Han]

Inuyasha is cool

[Elfy]

right....

[Eris]

Inuyasha is cool Amen

[Zedekiah]

i liek kagome but i think kikoi is realy cool so who shold inuyasha lvoe?

[Eris]

xD @ noki

[Kilawher Shazarade]

"inuyashafreak: i am saronded by marrons"
Sad, isn't it?

[Daenerys]

I don't get this thread at all.

[plzjustdie]

just post something that an idiot would say just say something really dumb like

"there's this game in an amusement park where you put in a dollar and win 4 quarters. I WIN EVERYTIME!

[Alyssa]

Another dumb quote to a strange thread:

Why would Mimes pretend to climb over glass walls just to see what was on the other side?

[Kumi]

"I am a idiot?..."

[Alyssa]

Spell 2 + 2 backwards in a circular motion... :<_<:

[Vua]

" My name is Haratakumi "
>< >< ><

[Alyssa]

" My name is Haratakumi "
>< >< ><LMAO - Haratakumi: "and I only eat glass shards for breakfast. Mmm... fiber glass tastes terrific" ^_^

j/k... lol, don't lose it

[Vua]

" I Dont Understand T.T "
- AZN

[Kumi]

"How do you breathe?"

[Vua]

" Sephiroth Roxorz My Boxorz!!!11oneone!!one!!11one1!one "

[Kumi]

" I Dont Understand T.T "
- AZN........

[Vua]

" ........ "
- Kumi

[Kumi]

"Sephiroth Roxorz My Boxorz!!!11oneone!!one!!11one1!one "
-AZN

[Mother Mou]

On the bottom of a box it says "Do not flip over to bottom"
Ive SEEN it....

[Alyssa]

BACKWARDS READS BACKWARDS

[Vua]

Get Krunk!!!!!!!!!

[Kumi]

Turn around and you can see the back of your body.

[plzjustdie]

there is a toy machine in the mens bathroom. I WON A LITTLE BALOON!

[plzjustdie]

I BRING THIS THREAD BACK TO LIFE! (sorry for double posting plz dont warn me)

[Alyssa]

Heck you ain't the only one *snickers* *back to topic*

What's today?? - The Present Day
What's tomorrow?? - Future Elopement With Your Girlfriend Day
What's yesterday?? - Knowing You Were Cheating With Your Ex Day

[plzjustdie]

hehe here is one

*this girl is watching the news and a guy jumps off a cliff*, later she sees the news at 10:00 and its the top story "WOW he did it again!"

[Milly]

here's one:

"what color is that yellow car?"

and "what is wolfwoodmilly13's pen name?"

[Alyssa]

The unusual derivative formula:

How do you go towards your behind? :<_<:

[Metaldork]

A rich guy has his safe number and his house number put on a giant billboard so he can remember what the combination is, and so he can find his way home.

[Annik]

"They'RE all.. retards
*Thre're
*th;re
*ther'e
for EDITED OUT BY BEAN sake
I need a moment here"

-DGW on an AIM Convo.

..... He's not a moron, he just has a hard time dealing with the keyboard.


DO NOT TRY TO BYPASS THE LANGUAGE FILTERS HERE

[Daenerys]

A rich guy has his safe number and his house number put on a giant billboard so he can remember what the combination is, and so he can find his way home.^ what one would say.

[Suzuna]

From my boyfriend, when he was 12:
I have a 13 year old c*ck. Do you want it? (typo of coke)
He knows I'm obsessed with coca-cola, so he meant well.. XD

[TerraN EmpirE]

How do you keep an idiot busy?
How do you Keep an idiot busy??
No really how do you keep an idiot busy???

[Alyssa]

"How are babies born? When they shoot out of their mother's cannon! That's what!" :D

[DownRight-eviL]

I heard my best bud say in public. "Miss, MISS! There's something in my pants... Could you help me get it OUT!?" and he farted... HE FARTED! He's an idiot. -_- No help for the helpless... The lady looked mad and ran away after that... He was still laughing his butt off while I was mad at him because I WAS NEXT TO HIM! ERGH! THAT IDIOT!

Err... and that's what an idiot would say... >_>
"Miss, Miss! There's something in my pants... Could you help me get it OUT!?" fart.
XD

[roxybudgy]

From "Who Wants to Be a Millionire"

Question: What is 11 x 11? (I can't believe that was a question on Millionaire)
The guy answered "Lock in B: 122"

[plzjustdie]

*looking at a tank with big, bold, black letters written across it TOXIC WASTE* "wow! i wonder whats in it?"

[plzjustdie]

I LOVE RAP! god no!

[Fabala]

Ah pharmacy life... I hear stupid things at least several times an hour.

"I want my prescription filled... Is it ready already?"
"Oh! You want the name and birthday of the person the script is for??"
"You guys don't look busy. You can have this done in a few minutes." (Stupid AND infuriating...two-for-one deal)

And so many more. Let me just think about it.

[Han]

No ice cubes? You mean I have to drink this coffee hot?

[Eris]

Vote bush.

[Alyssa]

Go North Korea :<_<: Communist ********

[plzjustdie]

* girl crying cuz her dad died* she cries even harder cuz her sister called and HER DAD DIED TOO!

[Frozen Tears]

Askin somebody the same question even after u get NO for an Answer
"do u wanna go 2 the mall"!?..NO
"Oh...so do u wanna go to the mall"?

[plzjustdie]

HAHA i like you sig "when i die il go to heaven cuz iv'e lived in hell" i saw that on harvey birdman haha okey sorry off topic heres mine

a girl is pregnant " i hope its mine"

[Frozen Tears]

HAHA i like you sig "when i die il go to heaven cuz iv'e lived in hell" i saw that on harvey birdman haha okey sorry off topic heres mine

a girl is pregnant " i hope its mine"Lol yes Yes u are right!!
"Maury Im 110% sure he's the father"

[Alyssa]

Lol yes Yes u are right!!
"Maury Im 110% sure he's the father"OMG, I'm so glad you liked the Maury Show ^_^ Just like the good old times lol

Bill Clinton's Regardless Statement: "I Never Did It" <With Monica Lewinsky>

[Frozen Tears]

[QUOTE=Alyssa]OMG, I'm so glad you liked the Maury Show ^_^ Just like the good old times lol
lol just about everday
"Maury I slept with her Mother I hope she takes me back"(I love her)

[plzjustdie]

hahaha here is mine
prez bush: IM SMART!

[Frozen Tears]

hahaha here is mine
prez bush: IM SMART!LMAO..."Vote Bush"....

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

"There should be limits to freedom." - G.W. Bush

[Alyssa]

"Sublima... Sublim.... Subson..." - Bush <With his poor texan accent>

[Tenchi Masaki]

let me try a crack at this:

"How do I put a picture on my signature?"

JK JK JK No offense to all the new forum members ^^;.

[Alyssa]

"hi" - "^_^" - N00b's spam protocol.

[TerraN EmpirE]

let me try a crack at this:

"How do I put a picture on my signature?"

JK JK JK No offense to all the new forum members ^^;.
nuff said

[Alyssa]

Hurry, the criminals are everywhere! They're a comin'!

What's the emergancy dial-up number for 9-1-1?

[TerraN EmpirE]

It looka like a man.....

[Metaldork]

How do you spell the letter g?

[Frozen Tears]

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised..../An anorexic chic " omg Im fat".....

[plzjustdie]

haha "theres a messege in my soup! it says OOOOOOOO!" says a guy to his bowl of cherios

[JiruCloud]

Are you reading anime? XD

[plzjustdie]

no i haven't

[JiruCloud]

Where does "Japanimation" come from?

[Nimbus]

Can you show me where my house is?

[Alyssa]

How do you look up your phone number in your own dictionary, ne? Tsk tsk...

[Vua]

Intrests:
Goth....

man thats dumb

[ShadowBlade]

[guy #1]''hay theres a dead bird!!''
[guy #2]*looking up* ''where''
:badrazz:

[JiruCloud]

"Whats up with mango?" <points at a manga book>

[ShadowBlade]

fix your butt its got a crack in it

[JiruCloud]

"Ask the teacher for help"

[plzjustdie]

haha "stepmoms are nice!" definetly words of an idiot

[Frozen Tears]

Micheal Jackson Doesnt touch on 12 y/o boys..

[Alyssa]

Ahh... well this happened while I was waiting for a bus stop about a month ago.

This poor girl's car broke down in the middle of the freezing night and a couple of guys were trying to get her off the middle of the road.

Funny thing, she didn't know how to hit the neutral on the gear shift.

She quothe...
"What's a neutral?" o_O

[Hideeho135]

may the shwarts be with you!/POOH!/person one:its all around me , its all around me!" person 2:what?" person 1:air!

[Alyssa]

"What happens we pass through a red light?" - Shari

[Metaldork]

<Boy says> Can i go with that man over there? He has candy. <Mom says> Jimmy your fourteen, you should better then to go of with strangers by now! O_o

[Frozen Tears]

Getting Jiggy with it!?-Will Smith

[plzjustdie]

"i wanna see my dog have her puppies! I've never seen eggs hatch!"

[Wolfwood]

My mum: how was school? (i hate this question)
Me: same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that....

[plzjustdie]

"who's that in there? she looks familiar"- someone looking in a mirror

[Alyssa]

"Is it just me or can humans jump over the Grand Canyon?"

[TerraN EmpirE]

Woohoooooo WooooHooooo
Woo who?

[Kisho]

My mum: how was school? (i hate this question)
Me: same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that....

Haha i can totally relate. And when i say stuff like that back to her, she gets all mad

Mum: Don't get that kind of attitude with me.

Me: But it is the truth...
Such a stupid question... : :badrazz:

[Die Tod von Euch]

hahahaomg!!1! tihs thred is totlly witty and kewl!!! XDDD yu guys r so funy!!!!~!!!

[Frozen Tears]

(Blonde In a Scary Movie and she suddenly hears some strange inhuman noise)Omg whats that sound..."Hello is somewhere there"!? Anybody!?

[Alyssa]

I don't know how to open Windows?? What do you mean by that? Why do you keep telling me to open Windows when I already did? I mean - I left it open, but why did you mention it was on the computer? What computer? Windows on computers? Somebody - help me! Agh!

[Annik]

My mum: how was school? (i hate this question)
Me: same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that....
I usually say something like... "Our school burned down and they said we should kill ourselves."

[Wolfwood]

I usually say something like... "Our school burned down and they said we should kill ourselves."
intresting way to anserw. i might try that. but maby i'll say somthing like " a circus came and some monkeys escaped and broke into the woodwork room and started killing people with drills and wood burners"

[MistressPookyChan]

I think an idiot would say something like "rate the ____ of the person above you" :P

I kid, i kid!

[Wolfwood]

im not dumb, i just choose not to be smart.

[TerraN EmpirE]

"I PITTY DA FOOL!!!!!!" Mr. T

[Yunfei]

Huh, What about What?

[Blazado]

Hey you have a war head on your face:slurp:

[plzjustdie]

huh? i wasnt listening....so uh go on about...uh curtains

[Frozen Tears]

Haha Im Leaking Ketchup outta me...Mm tastes funny 2!

[plzjustdie]

on a computer ( okay an idiot wouldnt say this but only an idiot could program the computer to make it say this) "keyboard not detected, press F1 to continue"

[JiruCloud]

"Wow! Lets go on a homemade hay ride! That sounds like fun!"

[Frozen Tears]

Dad Moms been sleeping for the last 15 years in her secret spot..when is he going to wake up!?

[JiruCloud]

Vegetarian? What~ so you don't eat vegetables?

[plzjustdie]

that tabby cat is soo cute! i wonder what kind it is?

[JiruCloud]

"Too many Inuyasha Threads!" hahaha... thats for you White Reaper... :laugh:

[Frozen Tears]

"Too many Inuyasha Threads!" hahaha... thats for you White Reaper... :laugh:lol...If I put my Hand in this Metal Fan what would happen!?

[JiruCloud]

lol...If I put my Hand in this Metal Fan what would happen!?
You'd be just like WhiteReaper... lol. :D

"hmm.. I wonder if the members of AF would hate me if I bashed their obviously favourite anime... LETS FIND OUT!" ~White Reaper...

[Frozen Tears]

You'd be just like WhiteReaper... lol. :D

"hmm.. I wonder if the members of AF would hate me if I bashed their obviously favourite anime... LETS FIND OUT!" ~White Reaper...lol...Whitereaper...Ah.."Will the Fans of Inuyasha Forgive me if I apologize for saying theres wayyy too many threads on him"!?

[JiruCloud]

lol...Whitereaper...Ah.."Will the Fans of Inuyasha Forgive me if I apologize for saying theres wayyy too many threads on him"!?HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"I really hate Inuyasha... and I think theres too many thread on him... lets start another!" ~White Reaper

[WhiteReaper]

You'd be just like WhiteReaper... lol. :D

"hmm.. I wonder if the members of AF would hate me if I bashed their obviously favourite anime... LETS FIND OUT!" ~White Reaper...
Hmph. It seems that I've made many enemies with my thread. Oh well...

Hindsight's 20/20.

[JiruCloud]

HAHAHA!

"Hmph"

[Kisho]

Wuts An Avatar For??????
Thats what an idiot would say.

[WhiteReaper]

In case some of you didn't read all of my "accursed" thread, I pointed out that Inuyasha is one of my favorite animes!

Notice how I used the word "favorite", which indicates that I ENJOY it a lot!!!!!!!!

[JiruCloud]

"Too many threads!!!!... but I like it, I swear!" ~WR

~~~We love you White Reaper!

[WhiteReaper]

Heh. Oh well...

It wasn't the first time that an idiot like me started such a mindbogglingly stupid thread and received all this bashing...nor will it be the last...

[JiruCloud]

Hahaha...But it sure was the funniest! Is your morale hurt too much? Even when you die, I;ll still be with you... laughing by the sidelines...

[Kumi]

why did they get rid of the friendship thread?......(this is not spam..)

[JiruCloud]

Bye WR! I hope to see you again... alive that is.;) PM me sometime!

[Annik]

Just start an Anti-Inu-Yasha Cult and get on with the topic. :]

Anyway.

"When I dream of something or Someone... In the end it comes ture, and sometimes I can see the future oftenly in my dreams, and since I am a dream seer it's rare for me to enter inside people's dreams or to dream hard about the future, but since power don't come well until a adult stage with sometimes it can be better when your still young. It's witch power and even if I was a dream seer don't mean I know everything, but going into people's dreams and understanding them is not a easy thing, and mostly my dreams do become a meaning, but it scares me the most when they do end up coming true, but there is only one dream... That only me Ancho, and some of my friends know... though keeping a dream to yourself adn telling people about your dream at night sometimes it won't come true, and always talk abot your dreams in the day time, but anyways I know a lot about dreaming and things, but that's mostly what I do and I love to dream because that's just the talent I have that was born within me, but I know there are probably other's that are just like me. Who knows, but you can't always correct people with everything within your dream."

....... I don't understand this, I'm pretty sure it's written in 'Retard' or 'Moron'.

[WhiteReaper]

Well Jiru, I'm so glad that I can die knowing that.

[plzjustdie]

here are some

"Hey great earrings! Would it hurt if i pulled them?"
"praying helps!
"Like omg! kagome and inuyasha make such kawaii couple! TOTALLY!"

[Yojimbo51]

well, for one "jk" outside of chat rooms

[Kumi]

"what would an idiot say?"
"How do you become an idiot?"

[TerraN EmpirE]

Hello my name is Terran Empire

[JiruCloud]

lol.
"pay attention to Sasaki"

[Vua]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha loser quiters never win A**hole

'nuff said

[Hideeho135]

how bout this: i win or you lose, take your pick!/ let me catch you, buzz buzz with wings that flies!

[plzjustdie]

jirucloud, and Vua couldnt have said it better

[Alyssa]

"Where is Alaska on the map? Anybody?" - 3OC

[Wolfwood]

somthing one namless kid at school said- "i never asked to be alive"

[Essex]

Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth

[TerraN EmpirE]

this is kind of cool this thead that is

please post a movie quote in the movie quote thread people

[Frozen Tears]

Heh. Oh well...

It wasn't the first time that an idiot like me started such a mindbogglingly stupid thread and received all this bashing...nor will it be the last...Self-Explanatory:D

[WHFBeavis]

dude i know who that girl is on your post manga its the girl from saber marionette j shes one of the three evil sisters well two considering one wants to be with the other one you know?

[Kumi]

"I am addicted to the anime forum....i can't stop posting!!"

[Frozen Tears]

dude i know who that girl is on your post manga its the girl from saber marionette j shes one of the three evil sisters well two considering one wants to be with the other one you know?Either that was suppose 2 be funny or do u actually think thats a character from Saber Marionette J!?..Uh thats (Orochi)Shermi From KoF....Manga?uh MaGna maybe?-Self Explanatory

[Tenchi Masaki]

"The Guy Game should be a great contender for Game of the Year!" -Unknown.

[3n1]

"Warning: Do not try to stop chainsaw with testicles" Its true

Sorry, off subject.

Let's see...... hey Pete, take a look at John's hangnail magnified 400 times

[Metaldork]

Mein Fuhrer, your a terrible leader!

[Frozen Tears]

LONG LIVE BUSH!!!WOOHOO!!! I HOPE HE GETS ANOTHER 4 YEARS SO THAT WAY HE'LL BE IN OFFICE FOR 12 YEARS!!!!

[Digital : Deffect]

"hello operator? whats the number to 911?"
"how do you spell FBI?"
"the reason to life is to ..liv right?"
two blonds in a corn feild."i mean blah blah blah boy friend blah blah blah kisses sucks his blah blah blah"
"hay! dont talk about my boy friend! the corn have ears ya know!"

said on sleeping pills box.
"may cause drowsiness"

[Wolfwood]

i saw a small bird! it looked and sounded like a bee!

[Tenchi Masaki]

"I just won a Darwin Award!"

If you don't know what the Darwin Awards are you should go and check them out, especially if you're the type that likes to laugh at others misfortunes.

[Deathscythe]

anything i say xD lmao that should answer it ^^;

[Prince_of_Bryan]

Is it cause im black that I should know how to hot wire a car

[Digital : Deffect]

what does saftey mean on a gun....*blows head off*