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plzjustdie
10-31-2004, 04:56 PM
this is a game i thougt of just put some really really dumb that some1 would say
here's mine

FedEx delivers?

Havana
10-31-2004, 05:00 PM
I hear that all the time. Can't think of any.

Elfy
10-31-2004, 05:02 PM
on a packet of nuts...
"warning may contain nuts"

inu_fan12345
10-31-2004, 05:03 PM
here's mine:

excubited

gadgetgirl16
10-31-2004, 05:08 PM
"duh!! I Dont Know".....

Elfy
10-31-2004, 05:09 PM
hmm....on an iron
"don't iron clothes on body"

plzjustdie
10-31-2004, 05:10 PM
on an iron "do not use while sleeping"

Pig_catapult
10-31-2004, 05:10 PM
May contain dragons. Heheh. I made this one myself. But only an idiot would believe it.

http://www.dragon-realms.com/attachments/Caution_May_contain_dragons.jpg

Han
10-31-2004, 05:12 PM
Inuyasha is cool

Elfy
10-31-2004, 05:15 PM
right....

Eris
10-31-2004, 05:20 PM
Inuyasha is cool Amen

Zedekiah
10-31-2004, 05:24 PM
i liek kagome but i think kikoi is realy cool so who shold inuyasha lvoe?

Eris
10-31-2004, 05:25 PM
xD @ noki

Kilawher Shazarade
10-31-2004, 05:32 PM
"inuyashafreak: i am saronded by marrons"
Sad, isn't it?

Daenerys
10-31-2004, 06:31 PM
I don't get this thread at all.

plzjustdie
10-31-2004, 06:38 PM
just post something that an idiot would say just say something really dumb like

"there's this game in an amusement park where you put in a dollar and win 4 quarters. I WIN EVERYTIME!

Alyssa
10-31-2004, 06:39 PM
Another dumb quote to a strange thread:

Why would Mimes pretend to climb over glass walls just to see what was on the other side?

Kumi
10-31-2004, 06:41 PM
"I am a idiot?..."

Alyssa
10-31-2004, 06:43 PM
Spell 2 + 2 backwards in a circular motion... :<_<:

Vua
10-31-2004, 06:44 PM
" My name is Haratakumi "
>< >< ><

Alyssa
10-31-2004, 06:45 PM
" My name is Haratakumi "
>< >< ><LMAO - Haratakumi: "and I only eat glass shards for breakfast. Mmm... fiber glass tastes terrific" ^_^

j/k... lol, don't lose it

Vua
10-31-2004, 06:47 PM
" I Dont Understand T.T "
- AZN

Kumi
10-31-2004, 06:47 PM
"How do you breathe?"

Vua
10-31-2004, 06:48 PM
" Sephiroth Roxorz My Boxorz!!!11oneone!!one!!11one1!one "

Kumi
10-31-2004, 06:49 PM
" I Dont Understand T.T "
- AZN........

Vua
10-31-2004, 06:51 PM
" ........ "
- Kumi

Kumi
10-31-2004, 06:53 PM
"Sephiroth Roxorz My Boxorz!!!11oneone!!one!!11one1!one "
-AZN

Mother Mou
10-31-2004, 06:59 PM
On the bottom of a box it says "Do not flip over to bottom"
Ive SEEN it....

Alyssa
10-31-2004, 07:28 PM
BACKWARDS READS BACKWARDS

Vua
10-31-2004, 07:29 PM
Get Krunk!!!!!!!!!

Kumi
10-31-2004, 07:31 PM
Turn around and you can see the back of your body.

plzjustdie
10-31-2004, 07:48 PM
there is a toy machine in the mens bathroom. I WON A LITTLE BALOON!

plzjustdie
11-01-2004, 10:22 PM
I BRING THIS THREAD BACK TO LIFE! (sorry for double posting plz dont warn me)

Alyssa
11-01-2004, 10:26 PM
Heck you ain't the only one *snickers* *back to topic*

What's today?? - The Present Day
What's tomorrow?? - Future Elopement With Your Girlfriend Day
What's yesterday?? - Knowing You Were Cheating With Your Ex Day

plzjustdie
11-01-2004, 10:34 PM
hehe here is one

*this girl is watching the news and a guy jumps off a cliff*, later she sees the news at 10:00 and its the top story "WOW he did it again!"

Milly
11-01-2004, 10:35 PM
here's one:

"what color is that yellow car?"

and "what is wolfwoodmilly13's pen name?"

Alyssa
11-01-2004, 10:36 PM
The unusual derivative formula:

How do you go towards your behind? :<_<:

Metaldork
11-01-2004, 10:46 PM
A rich guy has his safe number and his house number put on a giant billboard so he can remember what the combination is, and so he can find his way home.

Annik
11-01-2004, 10:48 PM
"They'RE all.. retards
*Thre're
*th;re
*ther'e
for EDITED OUT BY BEAN sake
I need a moment here"

-DGW on an AIM Convo.

..... He's not a moron, he just has a hard time dealing with the keyboard.


DO NOT TRY TO BYPASS THE LANGUAGE FILTERS HERE

Daenerys
11-01-2004, 10:51 PM
A rich guy has his safe number and his house number put on a giant billboard so he can remember what the combination is, and so he can find his way home.^ what one would say.

Suzuna
11-01-2004, 10:52 PM
From my boyfriend, when he was 12:
I have a 13 year old c*ck. Do you want it? (typo of coke)
He knows I'm obsessed with coca-cola, so he meant well.. XD

TerraN EmpirE
11-01-2004, 10:55 PM
How do you keep an idiot busy?
How do you Keep an idiot busy??
No really how do you keep an idiot busy???

Alyssa
11-01-2004, 10:58 PM
"How are babies born? When they shoot out of their mother's cannon! That's what!" :D

DownRight-eviL
11-01-2004, 10:59 PM
I heard my best bud say in public. "Miss, MISS! There's something in my pants... Could you help me get it OUT!?" and he farted... HE FARTED! He's an idiot. -_- No help for the helpless... The lady looked mad and ran away after that... He was still laughing his butt off while I was mad at him because I WAS NEXT TO HIM! ERGH! THAT IDIOT!

Err... and that's what an idiot would say... >_>
"Miss, Miss! There's something in my pants... Could you help me get it OUT!?" fart.
XD

roxybudgy
11-01-2004, 11:52 PM
From "Who Wants to Be a Millionire"

Question: What is 11 x 11? (I can't believe that was a question on Millionaire)
The guy answered "Lock in B: 122"

plzjustdie
11-02-2004, 11:11 AM
*looking at a tank with big, bold, black letters written across it TOXIC WASTE* "wow! i wonder whats in it?"

plzjustdie
11-02-2004, 11:56 AM
I LOVE RAP! god no!

Fabala
11-02-2004, 02:21 PM
Ah pharmacy life... I hear stupid things at least several times an hour.

"I want my prescription filled... Is it ready already?"
"Oh! You want the name and birthday of the person the script is for??"
"You guys don't look busy. You can have this done in a few minutes." (Stupid AND infuriating...two-for-one deal)

And so many more. Let me just think about it.

Han
11-02-2004, 02:27 PM
No ice cubes? You mean I have to drink this coffee hot?

Eris
11-02-2004, 03:10 PM
Vote bush.

Alyssa
11-02-2004, 03:11 PM
Go North Korea :<_<: Communist ********

plzjustdie
11-03-2004, 09:23 PM
* girl crying cuz her dad died* she cries even harder cuz her sister called and HER DAD DIED TOO!

Frozen Tears
11-03-2004, 09:28 PM
Askin somebody the same question even after u get NO for an Answer
"do u wanna go 2 the mall"!?..NO
"Oh...so do u wanna go to the mall"?

plzjustdie
11-05-2004, 12:06 AM
HAHA i like you sig "when i die il go to heaven cuz iv'e lived in hell" i saw that on harvey birdman haha okey sorry off topic heres mine

a girl is pregnant " i hope its mine"

Frozen Tears
11-05-2004, 12:12 AM
HAHA i like you sig "when i die il go to heaven cuz iv'e lived in hell" i saw that on harvey birdman haha okey sorry off topic heres mine

a girl is pregnant " i hope its mine"Lol yes Yes u are right!!
"Maury Im 110% sure he's the father"

Alyssa
11-05-2004, 12:14 AM
Lol yes Yes u are right!!
"Maury Im 110% sure he's the father"OMG, I'm so glad you liked the Maury Show ^_^ Just like the good old times lol

Bill Clinton's Regardless Statement: "I Never Did It" <With Monica Lewinsky>

Frozen Tears
11-05-2004, 12:17 AM
[QUOTE=Alyssa]OMG, I'm so glad you liked the Maury Show ^_^ Just like the good old times lol
lol just about everday
"Maury I slept with her Mother I hope she takes me back"(I love her)

plzjustdie
11-05-2004, 12:30 AM
hahaha here is mine
prez bush: IM SMART!

Frozen Tears
11-05-2004, 12:34 AM
hahaha here is mine
prez bush: IM SMART!LMAO..."Vote Bush"....

Manhattan_Project_2000
11-05-2004, 12:56 AM
"There should be limits to freedom." - G.W. Bush

Alyssa
11-05-2004, 12:57 AM
"Sublima... Sublim.... Subson..." - Bush <With his poor texan accent>

Tenchi Masaki
11-05-2004, 01:35 AM
let me try a crack at this:

"How do I put a picture on my signature?"

JK JK JK No offense to all the new forum members ^^;.

Alyssa
11-05-2004, 01:38 AM
"hi" - "^_^" - N00b's spam protocol.

TerraN EmpirE
11-05-2004, 01:40 AM
let me try a crack at this:

"How do I put a picture on my signature?"

JK JK JK No offense to all the new forum members ^^;.
nuff said

Alyssa
11-05-2004, 01:42 AM
Hurry, the criminals are everywhere! They're a comin'!

What's the emergancy dial-up number for 9-1-1?

TerraN EmpirE
11-05-2004, 01:44 AM
It looka like a man.....

Metaldork
11-05-2004, 01:46 AM
How do you spell the letter g?

Frozen Tears
11-05-2004, 02:15 AM
“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised..../An anorexic chic " omg Im fat".....

plzjustdie
11-06-2004, 12:13 PM
haha "theres a messege in my soup! it says OOOOOOOO!" says a guy to his bowl of cherios

JiruCloud
11-06-2004, 12:16 PM
Are you reading anime? XD

plzjustdie
11-06-2004, 12:22 PM
no i haven't

JiruCloud
11-06-2004, 12:25 PM
Where does "Japanimation" come from?

Nimbus
11-06-2004, 12:27 PM
Can you show me where my house is?

Alyssa
11-06-2004, 12:27 PM
How do you look up your phone number in your own dictionary, ne? Tsk tsk...

Vua
11-06-2004, 12:28 PM
Intrests:
Goth....

man thats dumb

ShadowBlade
11-06-2004, 12:30 PM
[guy #1]''hay theres a dead bird!!''
[guy #2]*looking up* ''where''
:badrazz:

JiruCloud
11-06-2004, 12:32 PM
"Whats up with mango?" <points at a manga book>

ShadowBlade
11-06-2004, 12:40 PM
fix your butt its got a crack in it

JiruCloud
11-06-2004, 12:59 PM
"Ask the teacher for help"

plzjustdie
11-06-2004, 01:13 PM
haha "stepmoms are nice!" definetly words of an idiot

Frozen Tears
11-06-2004, 01:54 PM
Micheal Jackson Doesnt touch on 12 y/o boys..

Alyssa
11-06-2004, 03:23 PM
Ahh... well this happened while I was waiting for a bus stop about a month ago.

This poor girl's car broke down in the middle of the freezing night and a couple of guys were trying to get her off the middle of the road.

Funny thing, she didn't know how to hit the neutral on the gear shift.

She quothe...
"What's a neutral?" o_O

Hideeho135
11-06-2004, 03:29 PM
may the shwarts be with you!/POOH!/person one:its all around me , its all around me!" person 2:what?" person 1:air!

Alyssa
11-06-2004, 03:31 PM
"What happens we pass through a red light?" - Shari

Metaldork
11-06-2004, 03:56 PM
<Boy says> Can i go with that man over there? He has candy. <Mom says> Jimmy your fourteen, you should better then to go of with strangers by now! O_o

Frozen Tears
11-06-2004, 04:09 PM
Getting Jiggy with it!?-Will Smith

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 01:09 AM
"i wanna see my dog have her puppies! I've never seen eggs hatch!"

Wolfwood
11-07-2004, 01:17 AM
My mum: how was school? (i hate this question)
Me: same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that....

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 03:08 AM
"who's that in there? she looks familiar"- someone looking in a mirror

Alyssa
11-07-2004, 03:09 AM
"Is it just me or can humans jump over the Grand Canyon?"

TerraN EmpirE
11-07-2004, 03:18 AM
Woohoooooo WooooHooooo
Woo who?

Kisho
11-07-2004, 03:23 AM
My mum: how was school? (i hate this question)
Me: same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that....

Haha i can totally relate. And when i say stuff like that back to her, she gets all mad

Mum: Don't get that kind of attitude with me.

Me: But it is the truth...
Such a stupid question... : :badrazz:

Die Tod von Euch
11-07-2004, 03:28 AM
hahahaomg!!1! tihs thred is totlly witty and kewl!!! XDDD yu guys r so funy!!!!~!!!

Frozen Tears
11-07-2004, 03:28 AM
(Blonde In a Scary Movie and she suddenly hears some strange inhuman noise)Omg whats that sound..."Hello is somewhere there"!? Anybody!?

Alyssa
11-07-2004, 03:42 AM
I don't know how to open Windows?? What do you mean by that? Why do you keep telling me to open Windows when I already did? I mean - I left it open, but why did you mention it was on the computer? What computer? Windows on computers? Somebody - help me! Agh!

Annik
11-07-2004, 03:52 AM
My mum: how was school? (i hate this question)
Me: same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that....
I usually say something like... "Our school burned down and they said we should kill ourselves."

Wolfwood
11-07-2004, 04:58 AM
I usually say something like... "Our school burned down and they said we should kill ourselves."
intresting way to anserw. i might try that. but maby i'll say somthing like " a circus came and some monkeys escaped and broke into the woodwork room and started killing people with drills and wood burners"

MistressPookyChan
11-07-2004, 05:58 AM
I think an idiot would say something like "rate the ____ of the person above you" :P

I kid, i kid!

Wolfwood
11-07-2004, 06:00 AM
im not dumb, i just choose not to be smart.

TerraN EmpirE
11-07-2004, 06:46 AM
"I PITTY DA FOOL!!!!!!" Mr. T

Yunfei
11-07-2004, 07:13 AM
Huh, What about What?

Blazado
11-07-2004, 07:49 AM
Hey you have a war head on your face:slurp:

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 04:14 PM
huh? i wasnt listening....so uh go on about...uh curtains

Frozen Tears
11-07-2004, 04:19 PM
Haha Im Leaking Ketchup outta me...Mm tastes funny 2!

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 04:24 PM
on a computer ( okay an idiot wouldnt say this but only an idiot could program the computer to make it say this) "keyboard not detected, press F1 to continue"

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 04:45 PM
"Wow! Lets go on a homemade hay ride! That sounds like fun!"

Frozen Tears
11-07-2004, 04:53 PM
Dad Moms been sleeping for the last 15 years in her secret spot..when is he going to wake up!?

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 05:04 PM
Vegetarian? What~ so you don't eat vegetables?

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 05:19 PM
that tabby cat is soo cute! i wonder what kind it is?

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 05:23 PM
"Too many Inuyasha Threads!" hahaha... thats for you White Reaper... :laugh:

Frozen Tears
11-07-2004, 05:30 PM
"Too many Inuyasha Threads!" hahaha... thats for you White Reaper... :laugh:lol...If I put my Hand in this Metal Fan what would happen!?

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 05:36 PM
lol...If I put my Hand in this Metal Fan what would happen!?
You'd be just like WhiteReaper... lol. :D

"hmm.. I wonder if the members of AF would hate me if I bashed their obviously favourite anime... LETS FIND OUT!" ~White Reaper...

Frozen Tears
11-07-2004, 05:40 PM
You'd be just like WhiteReaper... lol. :D

"hmm.. I wonder if the members of AF would hate me if I bashed their obviously favourite anime... LETS FIND OUT!" ~White Reaper...lol...Whitereaper...Ah.."Will the Fans of Inuyasha Forgive me if I apologize for saying theres wayyy too many threads on him"!?

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 05:41 PM
lol...Whitereaper...Ah.."Will the Fans of Inuyasha Forgive me if I apologize for saying theres wayyy too many threads on him"!?HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"I really hate Inuyasha... and I think theres too many thread on him... lets start another!" ~White Reaper

WhiteReaper
11-07-2004, 05:43 PM
You'd be just like WhiteReaper... lol. :D

"hmm.. I wonder if the members of AF would hate me if I bashed their obviously favourite anime... LETS FIND OUT!" ~White Reaper...
Hmph. It seems that I've made many enemies with my thread. Oh well...

Hindsight's 20/20.

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 05:44 PM
HAHAHA!

"Hmph"

Kisho
11-07-2004, 05:47 PM
Wuts An Avatar For??????
Thats what an idiot would say.

WhiteReaper
11-07-2004, 05:48 PM
In case some of you didn't read all of my "accursed" thread, I pointed out that Inuyasha is one of my favorite animes!

Notice how I used the word "favorite", which indicates that I ENJOY it a lot!!!!!!!!

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 05:49 PM
"Too many threads!!!!... but I like it, I swear!" ~WR

~~~We love you White Reaper!

WhiteReaper
11-07-2004, 05:58 PM
Heh. Oh well...

It wasn't the first time that an idiot like me started such a mindbogglingly stupid thread and received all this bashing...nor will it be the last...

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 06:00 PM
Hahaha...But it sure was the funniest! Is your morale hurt too much? Even when you die, I;ll still be with you... laughing by the sidelines...

Kumi
11-07-2004, 06:00 PM
why did they get rid of the friendship thread?......(this is not spam..)

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 06:02 PM
Bye WR! I hope to see you again... alive that is.;) PM me sometime!

Annik
11-07-2004, 06:03 PM
Just start an Anti-Inu-Yasha Cult and get on with the topic. :]

Anyway.

"When I dream of something or Someone... In the end it comes ture, and sometimes I can see the future oftenly in my dreams, and since I am a dream seer it's rare for me to enter inside people's dreams or to dream hard about the future, but since power don't come well until a adult stage with sometimes it can be better when your still young. It's witch power and even if I was a dream seer don't mean I know everything, but going into people's dreams and understanding them is not a easy thing, and mostly my dreams do become a meaning, but it scares me the most when they do end up coming true, but there is only one dream... That only me Ancho, and some of my friends know... though keeping a dream to yourself adn telling people about your dream at night sometimes it won't come true, and always talk abot your dreams in the day time, but anyways I know a lot about dreaming and things, but that's mostly what I do and I love to dream because that's just the talent I have that was born within me, but I know there are probably other's that are just like me. Who knows, but you can't always correct people with everything within your dream."

....... I don't understand this, I'm pretty sure it's written in 'Retard' or 'Moron'.

WhiteReaper
11-07-2004, 06:04 PM
Well Jiru, I'm so glad that I can die knowing that.

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 07:10 PM
here are some

"Hey great earrings! Would it hurt if i pulled them?"
"praying helps!
"Like omg! kagome and inuyasha make such kawaii couple! TOTALLY!"

Yojimbo51
11-07-2004, 08:08 PM
well, for one "jk" outside of chat rooms

Kumi
11-07-2004, 08:13 PM
"what would an idiot say?"
"How do you become an idiot?"

TerraN EmpirE
11-07-2004, 09:06 PM
Hello my name is Terran Empire

JiruCloud
11-07-2004, 10:02 PM
lol.
"pay attention to Sasaki"

Vua
11-07-2004, 10:04 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha loser quiters never win A**hole

'nuff said

Hideeho135
11-07-2004, 10:33 PM
how bout this: i win or you lose, take your pick!/ let me catch you, buzz buzz with wings that flies!

plzjustdie
11-07-2004, 11:50 PM
jirucloud, and Vua couldnt have said it better

Alyssa
11-08-2004, 02:02 AM
"Where is Alaska on the map? Anybody?" - 3OC

Wolfwood
11-08-2004, 02:05 AM
somthing one namless kid at school said- "i never asked to be alive"

Essex
11-08-2004, 02:06 AM
Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth

TerraN EmpirE
11-08-2004, 02:54 AM
this is kind of cool this thead that is

please post a movie quote in the movie quote thread people

Frozen Tears
11-08-2004, 02:12 PM
Heh. Oh well...

It wasn't the first time that an idiot like me started such a mindbogglingly stupid thread and received all this bashing...nor will it be the last...Self-Explanatory:D

WHFBeavis
11-08-2004, 03:09 PM
dude i know who that girl is on your post manga its the girl from saber marionette j shes one of the three evil sisters well two considering one wants to be with the other one you know?

Kumi
11-08-2004, 04:31 PM
"I am addicted to the anime forum....i can't stop posting!!"

Frozen Tears
11-08-2004, 05:20 PM
dude i know who that girl is on your post manga its the girl from saber marionette j shes one of the three evil sisters well two considering one wants to be with the other one you know?Either that was suppose 2 be funny or do u actually think thats a character from Saber Marionette J!?..Uh thats (Orochi)Shermi From KoF....Manga?uh MaGna maybe?-Self Explanatory

Tenchi Masaki
11-08-2004, 07:04 PM
"The Guy Game should be a great contender for Game of the Year!" -Unknown.

3n1
11-08-2004, 11:10 PM
"Warning: Do not try to stop chainsaw with testicles" Its true

Sorry, off subject.

Let's see...... hey Pete, take a look at John's hangnail magnified 400 times

Metaldork
11-08-2004, 11:20 PM
Mein Fuhrer, your a terrible leader!

Frozen Tears
11-08-2004, 11:32 PM
LONG LIVE BUSH!!!WOOHOO!!! I HOPE HE GETS ANOTHER 4 YEARS SO THAT WAY HE'LL BE IN OFFICE FOR 12 YEARS!!!!

Digital : Deffect
11-08-2004, 11:58 PM
"hello operator? whats the number to 911?"
"how do you spell FBI?"
"the reason to life is to ..liv right?"
two blonds in a corn feild."i mean blah blah blah boy friend blah blah blah kisses sucks his blah blah blah"
"hay! dont talk about my boy friend! the corn have ears ya know!"

said on sleeping pills box.
"may cause drowsiness"

Wolfwood
11-09-2004, 01:13 AM
i saw a small bird! it looked and sounded like a bee!

Tenchi Masaki
11-09-2004, 03:57 AM
"I just won a Darwin Award!"

If you don't know what the Darwin Awards are you should go and check them out, especially if you're the type that likes to laugh at others misfortunes.

Deathscythe
11-09-2004, 09:20 AM
anything i say xD lmao that should answer it ^^;

Prince_of_Bryan
11-09-2004, 09:34 AM
Is it cause im black that I should know how to hot wire a car

Digital : Deffect
11-09-2004, 10:28 PM
what does saftey mean on a gun....*blows head off*