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Nullpunkt
10-26-2004, 10:08 AM
Just post a tongue twister you've heard, or if you don't know any you can read the ones posted. Here's mine:

If a Hottentot taught
a Hottentot tot
to talk ere the tot could totter,
ought the Hottentot tot
be taught to say aught,
or naught, or what ought to be taught her?

If to hoot and to toot
a Hottentot tot
be taught be her Hottentot tutor...
ought the tutor get hot
if the Hottentot tot
hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

Alyssa
10-26-2004, 10:11 AM
Go for the obvious one

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

<If someone would post up the Peter Piper thingy, I'd be impressed!> :D

Nullpunkt
10-26-2004, 10:13 AM
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Impressed? ^^

Zedekiah
10-26-2004, 10:14 AM
*smiles, nods and backs away*

Fabala
10-26-2004, 10:15 AM
Go for the obvious one

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What about the other half? ;_;

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Alyssa
10-26-2004, 10:15 AM
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Impressed? ^^
Holy geez, I gotta write this one down! *Claps - Hoo'rah! Hoo'rah! The king of Tounge Twisters, lol

Nullpunkt
10-26-2004, 10:18 AM
Thanks... there's also the so-called 'hardest tongue twister in the world':

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

Han
10-26-2004, 10:23 AM
"Ibsens ripsbærbusker og andre buskevekster"

Pwnz'd

Fabala
10-26-2004, 10:25 AM
That's not difficult to say in the least.

Not how -I- say it anyway XD

Nullpunkt
10-26-2004, 10:34 AM
Try saying 'toy boat' five times fast. It's harder than it sounds.

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 12:10 PM
I hate to double post, but I had to get this thread back on top so y'all could read this:

There once was a fisher named Fischer
who went fishing for fish in a fissure
the fish with a grin
pulled the fisherman in
now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer

Essex
10-28-2004, 12:24 PM
Kokt torsk, stekt torsk
Say it fast

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 12:26 PM
I can't even say that slow! lol

Han
10-28-2004, 12:29 PM
Fæskflæsk schmakar bæst ættær du har læst æin bok for æin hæst.
Say it slow.

stankler
10-28-2004, 01:11 PM
Try to say "popcorn" repeatedly and very fast, while chewing a rubby cheese.

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 01:13 PM
The fabulous Wizard of Oz
retired from business becoz
what with up-to-date science
to most of his clients
he wasn't the wiz that he woz

TerraN EmpirE
10-28-2004, 01:18 PM
Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi , Chidori Chibi

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 01:24 PM
The rat ran by the river with a lump of raw liver.

The big black-backed bumblebee.

Han
10-28-2004, 01:26 PM
Are our oars oak?

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 01:29 PM
lol

Well I went to the river, couldn't get across,
paid five dollars for an old grey hoss.
Hoss wouldn't pull so I traded for a bull,
bull wouldn't holler so I traded for a dollar,
dollar wouldn't pass so I threw it on the grass,
grass wouldn't grow so I traded for a hoe,
hoe wouldn't dig so I traded for a pig,
pig wouldn't squeal so I traded for a wheel,
wheel wouldn't run so I traded for a gun,
gun wouldn't shoot so I traded for a boot,
boot wouldn't fit, so I thought I'd better quit.
So I quit.

skyler22
10-28-2004, 02:08 PM
thats great now if only i could remember it

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 02:14 PM
Pete picks prickly prangly pears from prangly prickly pear trees.

For to fear far fur is far from near; feared at far, fur flees from here.

Yunfei
10-28-2004, 02:32 PM
Thanks, now I cant talk right

Nullpunkt
10-28-2004, 02:35 PM
lol...

She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Sue shells she-snails by the threescore.

Karel
10-28-2004, 02:55 PM
Arriba de una Catatrepa ay Una Catatrepa con tre catatrepitos y si la catatrepa trepa trepa los tres catatrepitos. XD Spanish tongue twisters OWN, that has to be said in turbo speed. Only me and my uncle can do it.

red storm
10-28-2004, 03:26 PM
Ok, I'll play a mean trick, only Dutch people will be able to pronounce this one: Scheveningen

stankler
10-28-2004, 03:48 PM
I know one in french: Le poulpe palpa à plat l'aplati lapis de la pie.