Tongue twisters

[Nullpunkt]

Just post a tongue twister you've heard, or if you don't know any you can read the ones posted. Here's mine:

If a Hottentot taught
a Hottentot tot
to talk ere the tot could totter,
ought the Hottentot tot
be taught to say aught,
or naught, or what ought to be taught her?

If to hoot and to toot
a Hottentot tot
be taught be her Hottentot tutor...
ought the tutor get hot
if the Hottentot tot
hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

[Alyssa]

Go for the obvious one

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

<If someone would post up the Peter Piper thingy, I'd be impressed!> :D

[Nullpunkt]

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Impressed? ^^

[Zedekiah]

*smiles, nods and backs away*

[Fabala]

Go for the obvious one

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What about the other half? ;_;

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Alyssa]

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Impressed? ^^
Holy geez, I gotta write this one down! *Claps - Hoo'rah! Hoo'rah! The king of Tounge Twisters, lol

[Nullpunkt]

Thanks... there's also the so-called 'hardest tongue twister in the world':

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

[Han]

"Ibsens ripsbærbusker og andre buskevekster"

Pwnz'd

[Fabala]

That's not difficult to say in the least.

Not how -I- say it anyway XD

[Nullpunkt]

Try saying 'toy boat' five times fast. It's harder than it sounds.

[Nullpunkt]

I hate to double post, but I had to get this thread back on top so y'all could read this:

There once was a fisher named Fischer
who went fishing for fish in a fissure
the fish with a grin
pulled the fisherman in
now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer

[Essex]

Kokt torsk, stekt torsk
Say it fast

[Nullpunkt]

I can't even say that slow! lol

[Han]

Fæskflæsk schmakar bæst ættær du har læst æin bok for æin hæst.
Say it slow.

[stankler]

Try to say "popcorn" repeatedly and very fast, while chewing a rubby cheese.

[Nullpunkt]

The fabulous Wizard of Oz
retired from business becoz
what with up-to-date science
to most of his clients
he wasn't the wiz that he woz

[TerraN EmpirE]

Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi, Chidori Chibi , Chidori Chibi

[Nullpunkt]

The rat ran by the river with a lump of raw liver.

The big black-backed bumblebee.

[Han]

Are our oars oak?

[Nullpunkt]

lol

Well I went to the river, couldn't get across,
paid five dollars for an old grey hoss.
Hoss wouldn't pull so I traded for a bull,
bull wouldn't holler so I traded for a dollar,
dollar wouldn't pass so I threw it on the grass,
grass wouldn't grow so I traded for a hoe,
hoe wouldn't dig so I traded for a pig,
pig wouldn't squeal so I traded for a wheel,
wheel wouldn't run so I traded for a gun,
gun wouldn't shoot so I traded for a boot,
boot wouldn't fit, so I thought I'd better quit.
So I quit.

[skyler22]

thats great now if only i could remember it

[Nullpunkt]

Pete picks prickly prangly pears from prangly prickly pear trees.

For to fear far fur is far from near; feared at far, fur flees from here.

[Yunfei]

Thanks, now I cant talk right

[Nullpunkt]

lol...

She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Sue shells she-snails by the threescore.

[Karel]

Arriba de una Catatrepa ay Una Catatrepa con tre catatrepitos y si la catatrepa trepa trepa los tres catatrepitos. XD Spanish tongue twisters OWN, that has to be said in turbo speed. Only me and my uncle can do it.

[red storm]

Ok, I'll play a mean trick, only Dutch people will be able to pronounce this one: Scheveningen

[stankler]

I know one in french: Le poulpe palpa à plat l'aplati lapis de la pie.