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10-04-2004, 04:13 PM
So just qoutes from anything. anythign you like for any reason.

As I walk along these streets
I see a man that walks alone
Distant echo of peoples feet
He has no place to call his own
A shot rings out from a roof over head
A crack head asks for change nearby
An old man lies in an alleyway dead
A little girl lost just stands there and cries

What would you do, if it was you
Would you take everything for granted like you do?

A boy just 13 on the corner for sale
Swallows his pride for another hit
Overpopulation there's no room in jail
But most of you don't give a ........
That your daughters are porno stars
and Your sons sell death to kids
You're so lost in your little worlds
Your little worlds you'll never fix

What would you do, if it was you
Would you take everything for granted like you do?

You turn away
As I walk along the streets
Soaking up the acid rain
Underneath the taxi cabs
I hear the streets cry out in vain

What would you do, if it was you
Would you take everything for granted like you do?

10-04-2004, 04:21 PM
"Everything is always okay in the end, if not, then it's not the end."

"If Abercrombie said breathing wasn't 'cool', then half the teen population would die in the next 24 hours."

10-04-2004, 04:29 PM
"and shepards we shall be
for thee my lord for thee
power hath descended forth from thy hand
that our feet my swiftly carry out thy command
so we shall flow a river forth to thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be
e nomine patri et fili
e spiritu sancti"
-"The Boondock Saints"

10-04-2004, 04:35 PM
"When Life gives you Lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them against the wall!"

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

" Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."

"National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!"

"Paranoid Schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?"

"I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other."

"If you can't beat them, beat them. They'll be expecting you to join them so you'll have the element of surprise."

"When all else fails, violence prevails."

" There is a light side, a dark side, and then there's my side, we kill people ten times faster and with less reason."

"There was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages."

"Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"My Karma ran over your Dogma."

"Death to all fanatics!"

"If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church."

" To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer."

"C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!"

I have so many more... I'm going to quite while I'm ahead, though.

10-04-2004, 06:52 PM
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

That quote used to be in my sig until earlier this year.

10-04-2004, 07:07 PM
hmm...so many quotes so little time...I collect them in a notebook..

"Gravity is just an illusion..the world just sucks"

"You don't know the power that you have
with that tear in your hand."

"I've been here,
silent all these years"

10-04-2004, 08:19 PM
Three good ones, by Friedrich Nietzsche:

"But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful! They are people of bad race and lineage; out of their countenances peer the hangman and the sleuth-hound. Distrust all those who talk much of their justice! Verily, in their souls not only honey is lacking. And when they call themselves "the good and just," forget not, that for them to be Pharisees, nothing is lacking but- power!"

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

Companions, the creator seeketh, not corpses--and not herds or believers
either. Fellow-creators the creator seeketh--those who grave new values on
new tables.

10-04-2004, 08:35 PM
"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live."

"For there is one thing we must never forget… the majority can never replace the man. And no more than a hundred empty heads make one wise man will an heroic decision arise from a hundred cowards."

"Words build bridges into unexplored regions"

"Great liars are also great magicians"

"Who says I am not under the special protection of God?"

das große adolf hitler

TerraN EmpirE
10-04-2004, 08:37 PM
"I got conned in to doing a con"

"the death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million is a statistic"
Joseph Stalin

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”
Edmund Burke

"In darkness there is strength"
star trek Nemesis


10-04-2004, 09:57 PM
"For it was not into my ear you whispered,
But into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed,
But my soul"

"Reality is for those who lack imagination"

"I'm so hip I can barely see over my pelvis"

10-05-2004, 01:26 AM
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-Abraham Lincoln

Whatever you are, be a good one.
-Abraham Lincoln

TerraN EmpirE
10-05-2004, 01:40 AM
"USCENTCOM commanders announced today that they intend to maintain their presence in Qatar "until the sun runs out of hydrogen," thus committing the US to the longest duration deployment in human
history. When asked how they planned to maintain the presence in Qatar for a projected length of 4 to 5 billion years, planners said "we're working on a plan for that. We don't have one yet, but not having a plan
or an intelligent reason to do something has never been much of an impediment for us in the past; we don't foresee it being a big show stopper for us in the future either."*** Among the options that were being discussed was an innovative program to "interbreed" the deployed personnel. "We are going to actively encourage the military members in Qatar to intermarry and raise children that will replace them in the future. Sure, it may be a little hard on some of our female service members, since there currently are about 8 men for every woman over there, but we expect that to be OBE as the sex ratios will even out in a
generation or two. In any case the key to the plan is to make these assignments not only permanent, but inheritable and hereditary. For example, if you currently work the JOC weather desk, so will your children, and their children, and their children, ad infinitum. We like to think of it as job security." CPT :confused: don't ask

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
english Translation:
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. :eek:

10-05-2004, 01:46 AM
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
- J. Milton, Paradise Lost, Book 1, 262

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him
- Voltaire

10-05-2004, 02:03 AM

10-05-2004, 02:04 AM
"Living for this moment,cause i am sure to die in another"- picked it up from some gothic poem

look sunrise. time for bed!- teen titans

10-05-2004, 02:17 AM
Hey, Elfy, where'd you get that first quote about, "it was not my lips you kissed, but my soul," from. I've been trying to explain that very idea to someone and I'd like to know if there's more to it.

Carpe diem...Seize the day!

Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean that they're not out to get you!

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet!

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, at the worst possilbe moment.

10-05-2004, 03:21 AM
Joe dirt quotes:

"Hey is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Makin' fun of lil' ol' Joe Dirt?"

"Why don't you practice falling down? I'll be there in a minute."

"No man, life's a garden, you dig it and never forget that. That's my philosiphy."

"You're Kicking Wing! And one day be an animal doctor. You should change your name to Kicking A$$. I know I would."

"Welcome home Joe Dirt. You had a home all along. You just couldn't find it, that's all."

Some other quotes:

"Getting' lucky in Kentucky!"


"I want to dress like the music. It's beautiful and colorful; that's what I want to dress like." - Andre 3000

"How was my day?! Well my day was un freakin' believable, first we busted this guy who had the nerve to hide crack in his daughter's doll. HIS DAUGHTER'S DOLL FOR GOD'S SAKE!" -Brian (from Family Guy)

Philosiphy quotes:

"Nothing is useless; a weed (not marijuana) is simply a flower growing in the wrong place."- George Washington Carver

10-05-2004, 05:30 AM
"Oh yeah, the grass is always cleaner..." - Col. Jack O'Neil, Stargate SG-1

That one's so good, it'd be degrading to add any others. ^^

Kaitou Ace
10-05-2004, 11:54 AM
*points at sig* O_o; just reload the page if you don't like the current one.

10-05-2004, 11:59 AM
the chosen way to be,
you blindly look the other way,
while you waste away with me,
Can you see?

10-05-2004, 12:01 PM
"Who stole the cookie from the Cookie Jar?!"
- The Notorious A.Z.N.

10-05-2004, 12:05 PM
when did i say that????

meh, look at my sig fo qoutes
i just put poems and whatnot in em

10-05-2004, 12:09 PM
"when did i say that????"
- The Notorious A.Z.N.

10-05-2004, 05:06 PM
Raye...I can't remember where I got it, i've been collecting quotes and poems for years I've got like 5 notebooks full.

" Everyman has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got"

"Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the ground and it can kill you if you disobey it."

"There are two sorts of curiosity - The momentary and the permanent. The momentary is concerned with the odd appearance on the surface of things. The permanent is attracted by the amazing and consecutive life that flows on beneath the surface of things."

"The destruction of a people doesn't come easily or directly, but from a complex scheme of events and circumstances, and that, in part, is why it can happen. Because we lack the foresight to prevent it. Because we do not guard sufficiently against it. Because we do not truly understand it. Because we are, inpart, at least, the enemy we fear" - Terry Brooks, "Running With the Demon"

I'll leave you with that one...

TerraN EmpirE
10-05-2004, 05:11 PM
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair

all by the late Great Rodney Dangerfield
may he have the respect he so deserved

10-05-2004, 05:15 PM
"When you're riding in a time machine far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil"

"It is no coincidence that in no known language doet the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exists"

10-05-2004, 06:08 PM
a couple of random monty python quotes

"No one expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!!!!"

"Murder is just an extroverted suicide"

10-05-2004, 07:32 PM
"I'm so cool you could keep meat in my mouth for six weeks"

"so much for the lunchbox"

"Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?" - Monty Python

TerraN EmpirE
10-05-2004, 10:12 PM
"And now for some thing completely different"

"We are but 8 score younge blondes and brunettes...all between 16 and 19 1/2...."

"Bring out your dead!"

"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!"

"Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'. "

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"

" And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' "

"Look matey (picks up parrot) this parrot wouldn't voom if I put four thousand volts through it. It's bleeding demised"

" Your wife... does she, er, does she "go"? Eh? Eh? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more!"

10-05-2004, 10:13 PM
great monty python!!!!

"He's not the messiah, he's just a very nauhty boy"

"it's eric the helf a bee"

red storm
10-06-2004, 02:31 AM
Oh yeah, monthy python "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smeled, of elderberry's"

10-06-2004, 02:37 AM
Me thinks some people watch way too much Monty Python.

My favorite quote, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!" And if that woman be me, there is not a safe place on this earth where you can hide from my wrath! --me

"The needs of the many out-weigh the needs of the few." Spock

10-06-2004, 03:03 AM
"Come on, at least it's not erectile dysfunction! You can adopt a kid, not a penis." - Mandie Hylia

Needs a little explanation.. from a roleplay we did, first off. My character is very outspoken and goofy.. and when a guy in the roleplay was bumming about being infertile, Mandie said this. XD Surprisingly enough he cheered up.

10-06-2004, 03:16 AM
" HAH! You are too slow to be my wife! "

10-06-2004, 03:49 AM
"You Smell...CAT!"

TerraN EmpirE
10-06-2004, 04:08 AM
~This is one of those missions. The ones where they say, hey guys, here's a noose. Why don't you stick your head in and find out what happens.~
~Ensign Keeley Flanagan

~ Wonder what they'd think if they knew their new counselor talked to herself. ~
~Lt Cmdr. Leanna West
both posted on a rpg site i am thinking of joining

"Life forms.... You tiny little life forms..... You precious little life forms.... Where are you?" -- Data, singing and playing the control pannel like a musical instrument

" uh I am all shook Up"

Operation filth They love to love the wealth Of an SS Whore Making scary sounds
Rob Zombie Living Dead Girl lyrics

Everybody Knows
Leonard Cohen
(Ain't No Cure For Love)
(I'm Your Man)

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

10-06-2004, 04:16 AM
~There can only be None!~
~Captain Murphy~

~Its like a koala craped a rainbow in my brain~
~i think Captain Murphy from ATHF (Aqua teen hunger force)

~See you space cowboy~
~not sure on who actually says it but i think Spike...~

10-06-2004, 04:18 AM
"The milk is only milk,b ut if you stur it, it becomes butter"

10-06-2004, 05:49 PM
"You gave me the chance to turn around my life now let me prove it" -Commander Chakotay (i think)

"It's funny I'm dead and yet you still intimidate me. I just wanted to thank you fro believing in me when noone else did" _Ensign Ro Laren.

"Rise, spread your wings, Let no hand nor ill will keep you" - Jewel

"if high heels were so great en would be wearing them" - me

10-06-2004, 07:06 PM

Larry the Cable Guy. Gotta love em. :D

"Are you gay?"
-Margaret Cho

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right, i'm looking for Mr. Right Now!"
-Friend of mine

"It's nice to be important but important to be nice."
-Alyssa Milano

10-06-2004, 08:25 PM
"I'm so cool you could keep meat in my mouth for six weeks"
O_o... that could be taken soooo wrong... ^_^()

10-06-2004, 08:45 PM
yup i know...

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

"i'm so hip I can barely see over my pelvis"

11-19-2004, 02:27 AM
Bringing back a thread from the graveyard. If you want to post your quotes, ya post it here!

Random quotes from a movie scene, as shown below <Spaceballs>:

is apparently talking to VEPSA.

HELMET - So, Princess Vespa. At last, I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.

<He is playing with dolls.>

HELMET (imitating Vespa) No. No, please, leave
me alone. (mask down voice) No you are mine. (imitating Lone Starr) Not
so fast, Helmet. (mask down voice) Lone Starr. (imitating Lone Starr) Yes,
it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey. (mask down voice) Now
you are going to die. (imitating Lone Starr) Oh, oh, ohhhh. (imitating
Barf) Hey, what did you do to my friend? (mask down voice) The same thing
I'm going to do to you, big boy. (imitating Barf) Oh, ohhh. (mask down
voice) And you too. (imitating Dot) Oh, ohh. (mask down voice) Now, Princess
Vespa, at last we are alone. (imitating Vespa) No, no, I hate you. I hate
you. I hate you. Leave me alone....yet, I find you strangely attractive.
(mask down voice) Of course you do. Drewish princesses are always attracted
to money and power. And I have both, and you know it. (imitating Vespa)
No, leave me alone. (mask down voice) No, kiss me. (imitating Vespa) No,
yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, ohh, oh, you're helmet is
so big.

SANDURZ - Lord Helmet.

HELMET - What?

SANDURZ - You're needed on the bridge, sir.

HELMET - Knock on my door. Knock next time.

SANDURZ - Yes, sir.

HELMET - Did you see anything?

SANDURZ - No, sir. I didn't see you playing with
your dolls again.

HELMET - Good.

11-19-2004, 11:25 PM
"funny, she doesnt look druish."


11-22-2004, 06:10 PM
"Happiness is like a butterfly : the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder."---Henry David Thoreau

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." ----Eleanor Roosevelt

11-22-2004, 06:29 PM
"Life is like a cookie, one minute it's there, and the next... well, it's not." -me I got very hungry... (my excuse for everything these says).

11-22-2004, 07:14 PM
"I wish for a terrible death to all whom digs ancient threads"

11-22-2004, 07:20 PM
I'm a mawg, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
-Barf, Spaceballs

Hey old man, have the cooper make a coffin.
No! Don't give up yet!
Not for me you idiot!

Hey samurai, when you get to the gates of hell, I'll be waiting!
-Onusuke, Yojimbo

Life is tough, but life is tougher when you're stupid.
-John Wayne, Sands of Iwo Jima

I've found this plastic parts and wire
So split me open at the seams
And rip out everything inside
Make room for all this new machine
Sew me up, pray that I survive
A brand new make, piece by piece
- Strata-Piece by Piece

Kittie Pryde
11-23-2004, 01:31 AM
"That was ill. Where'd you learn that from?" -Gangstah (forgot his name)
"Grand Theft Auto 3" -B-Rad
"Fo real? Can I borrow?"
"Sure. You got a Playstation 2?"
"Naw foo. I only got Gamecast."
"Gamecast? There's Gamecube and Dreamcast..which one is it?"

Malibu's Most Wanted. :laugh:

11-23-2004, 01:33 AM
"If the world sucked a little less we would all fall off" - (I can't remember)

12-05-2004, 01:17 AM
BOOM! *revives another old thread*

"...! it was me? I was the one..."
Ever seen Macross Plus the movie...when Guld and Isamu are Jet Fightin' then Guld finds out that he's the one who did Myung wrong..right after he launches an array of missiles at Isamu. Might not be a famous quote, but that part always gets too me...also when Guld Dies but that's another story.

decides this thread is really dead now...*BOOM! it's dead again.

08-20-2005, 11:10 AM
Do A Barrel Roll!!!!!!!!

08-20-2005, 11:36 AM
best friends are the truest
and when you choke them
they are the bluest

08-20-2005, 01:00 PM
"Life is anything u make it"
"Always Live Life to the Fullest"
"Football is Football unless it is football (refering to soccer)"
"Always Believe in yourself"

09-07-2005, 07:05 AM
"Though honesty can only go so far, thus courage goes all the way." I made that up, I think it's not a good quote though..oo;

09-07-2005, 07:15 AM
"She's trying to fatten Dan up so they can Hibernate together." -- Without a Paddle.

09-07-2005, 07:16 AM
"Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling!?"

"Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?"

Two quotes I like ^^;

09-07-2005, 07:18 AM
Chester: "Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!"
Mike: "Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes."
Chester: "My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?"

Mike: "I'm going to sprout wings out of my butt one day and fly around the world."
Chester: "Sounds like fun, can I join you?"

Haha they're nuts!

09-07-2005, 07:28 AM
"I'd rather become what I've always wanted to be, than to just be what I've always wanted to become."

Thought of it myself some years ago.

09-07-2005, 07:31 AM
"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it" -- WOOHOO!! least I wont fail at everything then

09-07-2005, 12:08 PM
"But there's gotta be somebody left that needs a killin'..."
"I'm sorry, Major. You've killed them all."

"Donut your going out of turn!"
"But I thought I went after Simmons"
"No we go in line, it goes you then me, then simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me then me, then simmons then me then me then simmons me me simmons you simmons me me me simmons you.... then me. Then me again. It makes perfect sence!"

09-07-2005, 12:29 PM
well this is mine:
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.

~mother teresa
learn it.

09-07-2005, 12:48 PM
DM: There are three artifacts in a glass case.
Thief: What are they?
Paladin: I detect evil.
DM: The first is a crown made from the skull of some beast, and it's covered in blood and strange dark runes. Evil. The second artifact is a scepter shaped like a black widow spider. Evil. The third artifact is a necklace made of human hair, bloody teeth and the bones of a small child.
Thief: Strangely enough, neutral.

Gnome Barbarian: My dead war pony deserves a proper burial. I cut him into pieces and stuff him in my bag of holding until I can bury him at a later time.
Paladin: Ok, Auren is a little creeped out now.
Gnome Barbarian: Then I rip the jawbone off his skull and wear his head like a helmet.
DM: OK, Abelle (the Lawful Good cleric) is also a little creeped out now.
Gnome Barbarian: This from someone who lusted after a sadistic Duergar murderer?
DM (as Abelle): That was different...

DM: The guards demand that you hand over all your weapons and magical devices.
Thief/Mage: You wouldn't deprive an old man of his walking staff.
DM (as guard): Nice try, mage. Hand it over.
Thief/Mage: Fine, fine.
DM (as guard): All of it.
Thief/Mage: You wouldn't deprive an old man of his... Cloak of the Arachnid.
DM (rolling): You find... A ring of three wishes...
Thief/Mage: Whoa.
DM (rolling): ...with one wish left on it.
Thief/Mage: Mine. I grab it and put it on.
DM: You realize that Lazarus (the archmage) is going to take that away from you. It's his job to prevent powerful magics from falling into the wrong hands.
Thief/Mage: I wish that Lazarus would just leave us alone.
(moment of silence)
Thief/Mage: <obsenity censored to please the forum monkeys>

Roscoe Chubbywater, undead halfling: You slew me 25,000 years ago, Ahlrid! Now, I have come to take revenge for me and my dark masters.

(Ahlrid casts a telekinesis spell on the undead halfling which takes his body to a height of 100 feet...then drops the halfling, who goes splat against a cobbled road)

Ahlrid: You know, I think he had the wrong guy...it's kinda sad, really

Joe: "I have a small plan."
Will: "A small plan?"
Joe: "Usually my big plans get me in trouble, so I'm hoping a small plan won't."

Chris: "I summon an Earth elemental.."
Will: "It appears."
Chris: "Does it kill me?"
Will: "Not instantly."

"How about things that make vast quantities of fire?" -Benjamin
"It's called 'wood'." -Adelaide

GM: As you enter the kitchen of the old mansion, you find an old wood stove.
White Mage: Wouldn't that be dangerous? It'd light itself on fire.
GM: ...as in it uses wood for fuel.
White Mage: Oh.

In a Dr. Who game...
Player 1: What's in the room?
GM: Gardening Tools and an axe.
Player 1: An axe?
GM: Yeah, a space axe.
Player 1: What's a space axe?
GM: Well, it has a light on it that let's you know it's on.

09-07-2005, 02:44 PM
"I don't know what fear is, I can't even spell it"
I think it was Cloud who said that in FF7...hehe, I don't remember ^^"

"Enjoy your day as if it where the last."

That's like the only ones I remember...:)

09-07-2005, 02:56 PM
My favorite: "You can't go back in time and change history because you didn't." Amy Henning.

09-07-2005, 03:18 PM
Theres alot of Monty Python quotes.. XD

"Im so hip, i have trouble looking over my own pelvis!"

"Black bird singing in the dead of night...take these broken wings and learn to fly"

And my absolute favorite
"Theres no time to look toward the future, it comes soon enough"

09-07-2005, 03:22 PM
Monty Python... X3 they rock.

(apologies in advance for the potential content of these quotes... >.>)

Gene: It's okay Iris, everything's fine now
Jim: Hah! Is that why you have your hand on her Removed by Bean (Outlaw Star)


"A four-poster coffin? Bloody hell...." (Seras, hellsing)

I need to watch some of my DVDs again...

Apology not accepted. I do not like the content of that with young kids around.

09-07-2005, 04:47 PM
"If people destroy something replaceable made by mankind,
they are called vandals;
if they destroy something irreplaceable made by God,
they are called Developers"

"They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning.. <Picks up his
glass of water from the stool..> I like to live on the edge..."

Steven Wright.. such a great comedian

Annie Hall
09-07-2005, 05:21 PM
"Hush little baby, dont say a word,
And never mind that noise you heard,
Its just the beast under your bed,
In the closet, in your head"


09-07-2005, 05:24 PM
"Hush little baby, dont say a word,
And never mind that noise you heard,
Its just the beast under your bed,
In the closet, in your head"

Yup, truly a good one.

"Don't touch, never ever steal, unless you're in for the kill." Metallica

Annie Hall
09-07-2005, 05:31 PM
hell ya!! *hi fives Ramune*

You labeled me
I'll label you
So I dub thee unforgiven


09-07-2005, 09:29 PM
~Resistance drains energy~
~Acceptance saves it~
~Cheerfulness sustains it~

09-07-2005, 10:06 PM
Look, we are listening to cool music, therefore we are cool.
yes, we are dope.
Look, for I have a basketball.
- Maddox

Der junge Mann darf bei ihm bleiben
die Sünde nistet überm Bein
so hilft er gern sie auszutreiben
bei Musik und Kerzenschein

Wenn die Turmuhr zweimal schlägt
faltet er die Hände zum Gebet
er ist ohne Weib geblieben
so muss er seinen Nächsten lieben

in english, it means

Removed, and I am far from impressed - Bean

When the church clock strikes twice
he folds his hands for prayer
he has remained without a wife
so he must love his neighbor

- Rammstein

Don't cry! I hate people who cry! If you don't stop, I'll kill you!
- Sanjuro

09-07-2005, 10:47 PM
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. :p

09-07-2005, 10:53 PM
"Do not die for peoples, but die for youself..."

"Our story hasnt ended yet...Why?...because you never said that you loved me"

My quotes are very complicated. xD

09-07-2005, 11:17 PM
Dogbert - "I'd say you're 98% water, 2% cheap suit, and what's left is your amazing brain."

09-08-2005, 12:05 AM
don't steal but if you steal steal from the reaches
you can't always win, and always learn from defeat, no matter how dark is the night there is always light of morning comes after it, don't trust anyone but yourself.

09-08-2005, 03:54 AM
Dogbert - "I'd say you're 98% water, 2% cheap suit, and what's left is your amazing brain."I like that one ^^;

"what is mind? no matter, whats is matter? nevermind"

Homer J. Simpson

09-08-2005, 11:15 AM
Dogbert - "I promise that if I decide to buy your company I'll gladly recommend a position for each of you."
Wally - "Really? You'd make sure we all got jobs?"
Dogbert - "No, but I'll reccomend a 'position.'"

Tech support - "I think I know what your peoblem is. Take All the parts and arrange them in neat piles. Now stand on your chair so you can see above your cubicle wall... Now shout, 'Does anybody know how to read a manual?'"

Dilbert is one of the funniest comics out therehttp://animegalleries.net/bbs/images/smilies/smile.gif

09-08-2005, 11:26 AM
I'll have to read some ^^;

Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two
cents in?" Somebody's making a penny.

Another Steve Wright lol

09-08-2005, 05:39 PM
'You are one strange little man'
~Buzz Lightyear

'becaue its just removed by Bean funny'

'when in trouble,when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout'

'sticks and stones may brake my bones, but whips and chains excite me'

...randam enough

How come I did not find that funny? Do not type or copy and paste language like that on this message board.

09-08-2005, 05:39 PM
"Ahh... The blissful few seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn."
- Homer J.

Annie Hall
09-12-2005, 06:34 PM
The eyes of heaven and hell shall never leave you, 'Tis your choose upon which your back faces.

The lost have only lost themselves but not been found lost by those who watch all.

~Me(Just made these up, they suck huh?)

09-12-2005, 06:50 PM
Life itself is neither good nor evil, but only a place for good and evil. -- Marcus Aelius Aurelius (http://www.quoteshead.com/show_authors_quotes/marcus-aelius-aurelius-quotes.html)
What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his fate. -- Henry David Thoreau (http://www.quoteshead.com/show_authors_quotes/henry-david-thoreau-quotes.html)
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. -- Edith Sitwell (http://www.quoteshead.com/show_authors_quotes/edith-sitwell-quotes.html)
Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. -- Rose Walker (http://www.quoteshead.com/show_authors_quotes/rose-walker-quotes.html)

09-12-2005, 11:22 PM
"In church, they say of forgiveness."
"Forgiveness is between them and god. It's my job to arrange the meeting"

-Man On Fire

Annie Hall
09-13-2005, 06:34 PM
"Heavens not a place you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you acually feel alive, So live for the moment."
~The Spill Canvas (Song:The Tide)

Reika Yagami
09-13-2005, 10:11 PM
Me: "Does anyone have a rumor?"

classmates: "O_O"

classmate 1: "Uhhh... no."

Classmate 2: "Hey what is a rumor?"

Me: "Sigh, geez."

09-13-2005, 10:31 PM
Can't remember where I heard this one, but it was...

"If Billy has 2 apples and Sally has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?"

09-13-2005, 11:04 PM
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
by: Confucius

"Your life lies before you like a path of driven snow, be careful how you tread it
cause every step will show. " by: Lowri Williams

"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." by: confucius

09-13-2005, 11:18 PM
'when in trouble,when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout'
lol, i like that one
"Im going to sing the doom song now
Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomdoomdoom..."
~Gir ^____^

09-14-2005, 01:26 AM
Can't remember where I heard this one, but it was...

"If Billy has 2 apples and Sally has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?"
thats a good one.:)

09-14-2005, 01:34 AM
Reika: So what are you thinking Tatsuya?

Masaru (Me): About my own past.

Hikari no Yugi: So you want to recover of your old self.

Masaru: Yes I am! No matter the costs in order to restore my honor once more.

Master X: But how can you restored your true self?

Masaru: That is why I'm going to ask God and to atone for my sins.

Reika: You seem serious huh.

Masaru: Yes probably true.

09-14-2005, 01:43 AM
" thats not a gadget thats just monstrious use of a biro"

"in your barn there are 20ft chickens and there scared there saying why am i so massive"


theres a few from im alan partigade

09-14-2005, 11:44 AM
"the third eye sees a few second in future"
"the first victim of the war between light and dark was the sky"
"those fools in the clouds had better learn to like eternal midnight"
"why do light and dark fight as they do? the more friends you have, the more birthday presents you get!"
"why don't mortals embrace despair? all my ghuol friends really seem to enjoy it."
"ladies and gentle man hello...and goodbye"
"the grosser than eating a mushroom is having mushroom eating me!"
this are from duel masters hehe.

09-14-2005, 09:10 PM
Your post has been removed because it is totally irresponsible and very inmature, and will not be tollerated here. We do have extremely young kids here on this site, and that language has never been acceptable. It is time to grow up. I find it very rude, and see no humor in posting that language.


09-14-2005, 10:01 PM
Oh yea I completely forgot about all the things the terran units say in Starcraft. Just keep leftclicking them and they say some funny stuff.

"I vote we frag this commander!"
"Oh my god, he's wacked!"
"ATU stable, INS online, RRT functioning (and so on) - Checklist complete......S.O.B."

Lot's of others, I need to go play that again to hear themhttp://animegalleries.net/bbs/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

TerraN EmpirE
09-14-2005, 10:34 PM
“the more they overtech the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

Bean Bandit
09-15-2005, 12:09 AM
I wish all of us to thank Yojimbo51 and a few others who like to see threads closed due to blatant breaking of the rules here at AF.

I think a few of you need to go read the rules again about language. When I see posts that have lots of astericks put in automatically by the board, to me your abusing our language filters, and it will not be tollerated.