Are the events depicted in Evangelion about to unfold for real?

[Animedude5555]

According to this news story http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/teenager-films-meteorite-burning-across-9306501 a teenage girl in Japan named Asuka (notice her name) saw this meteor in the sky at around the same time as Japan's most recent earthquake (notice the EXTREME improbability of these 2 events happening at the same time). Seems like ominous signs the angels from Evangelion about to attack for real. What do you guys think?

[Lightfighter]

Yes. Now how can I prepare for this inevitability? What small arms rounds will be effective against Evangelion?

[La Féline]

Well, from what i know, theres nothing we can do. Is there some whiny teen that can almost save us? Because were about to be unified.

And sorry peeps, but im not ready to become orange smush just yet.

[PictureGuy]

Okaaaayyyy. :glare:

[Yan Chan]

Welp, it was a pleasure meet you all.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/8854608b9a23d6d55f31accdce0fb548/tumblr_inline_o8izrcKrFX1swrx6k_500.gif

Nah, just kidding. But that is downright creepy.

[PictureGuy]

It starts with an earthquake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s

[Clayton_n]

No. No they are not.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Evangelion_9f3b08_5041181.jpg

[PictureGuy]

Have these been posted here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtUpWihJJJ4&list=PLoVmS_yfgM6pgKFWmyplRfHfDDaqkOhxx