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PictureGuy
07-15-2016, 04:35 PM
I am sure most of you have heard this one:

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes him five episodes to do it.

What other light bulb jokes using anime characters can you think of? Do you have any of your own.

Here's a few to get started:

How many Inuyasha characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to repeat it every couple of episodes.

How many Puella Magi Madoka Magica magic girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them, but they all die in the process.

How many Death Note characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let me write down their names for you.

How many Elfin Lied characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know. No one has ever lived that long to try.

Any others?

Yan Chan
07-15-2016, 05:00 PM
Damn, this will be hard. Here goes nothing:

Q: How many Tokyo Ghoul characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Everyone is too busy suffering that there is no time for it.

Eh?... No?
[insert booing and the throwing of tomatoes]

PictureGuy
07-15-2016, 05:40 PM
I am not familiar with Tokyo Ghoul, but I will take your word for it.

How many Hell Girl characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they have to pay the price. When they die, their soul goes to hell.

Too obvious?

PictureGuy
07-18-2016, 10:22 PM
How many Space Dandy characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to get the light bulb, one to calculate the direction to turn the bulb, and a third to check out the boobies on the female electrician they hired to do the job.

Jinjer
08-02-2016, 11:53 AM
how many cromartie students does it take to fix a lightbulb?
just one (mekazawa) but he got turned into a bike and the episode derailed into a debate about late night japanese comedy routines

PictureGuy
08-02-2016, 05:02 PM
how many cromartie students does it take to fix a lightbulb?
just one (mekazawa) but he got turned into a bike and the episode derailed into a debate about late night japanese comedy routines

Not bad. But they have to do it withing 12 minutes. And Mekazawa's face is the seat -- and Freddie sits on him.

I totally forgot about this thread I started.

Peppermint Hearts
08-04-2016, 04:03 PM
How many members of Milky Holmes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4.....the cute blonde holds onto the bulb while the other 3 turn her.

Clayton_n
08-04-2016, 05:21 PM
How many Strawberry panic girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They prefer the pool

http://66.media.tumblr.com/81b50d4924891368f0718899c39c98a7/tumblr_ncf7n34MZT1qj00eyo5_500.gif

PictureGuy
08-04-2016, 05:47 PM
http://66.media.tumblr.com/81b50d4924891368f0718899c39c98a7/tumblr_ncf7n34MZT1qj00eyo5_500.gif

Is this a private swim? :banana: