what would you do with a portal gun?

[Dread_out]

Hello and I wanted to ask what would YOU do with a portal gun? I would never be late to school I would never have to walk anywhere......I wish I had a portal gun.

[RyuTama]

But you'd have to be close enough to at least see your school to place a portal on one of the walls. o: And if you're already that close what's the big deal in walking there? Lol.

If I had a portal gun I would just use it to troll my friends by getting them stuck in infinite loops. Or to sneak into their house and steal their Wheat Thins in the middle of the night.

http://www.funnycommercialsworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wheat-thins-trap-floor.jpg

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Probably pull some random pranks with it. http://www.narutoforums.com/images/smilies/series2/kruemelmonster.gif

[Kirito]

The whole distance thing kind of sucks, If there was a long range portal cannon I would shoot it to the places where I could visit some of my online friends! I'd probably pull some pranks though with a regular portal gun though xD

[Sympathy]

i would put one portal on the ground and one directly above it on the ceiling, and push people in so they hit terminal velocity, clip the edge of the portal and have their bodies ripped apart. then i would think of other cool ways to murder people with the portal gun.

...like walking in on someone sleeping, putting a portal above them, then making a portal right below a grandfather clock or grand piano.