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Яequiem
08-09-2014, 05:56 PM
OK, so I was in the shower thinking about AD5555 (Don't judge me) and I thought about a couple things that have been bugging me. OK, first off I am fairly new here still, and I love him about as much as the rest of you do but how much does anyone really know about him? Well, after careful studying of his post and some batman-like detective work, I came to a couple conclusions.

http://www.willeisner.com/johnlaw/images/law_front.jpg

At first, I thought he was a kid. Isn't it obvious by the way he posts? His topic subjects? Well, to the untrained eye, it would undoubtedly appear to be so. It wasn't until a few weeks ago, when he posted about a certain breakfast cereal from his youth and made the statement "I remember this cereal when I was a kid growing up and it was discontinued in 1994" meaning that, he is not, a child in fact, it's the opposite. He's a grown man.

Now, pick your jaw up off the ground, because I know it's a shocking revelation. How old is he exactly? Well, I'm 26, I was born in 1988. I was a child in the 90's meaning that in order for him to remember this cereal that was discontinued in 94, he was born between 88-90, 91 at the very latest. How old does that make him? Anywhere between 23-26. That's right, he is easily in his 20's.

Let's ask ourselves a few questions here, why would a man in his 20's come to this forum, post the things he does and act like he does? I have a couple of possible reasons for this.


He's mentally challenged (Possibly autistic)
He's nothing but a troll and does all of this for the lawls



Now, I'm not sure which of those is the correct answer to this honestly, there could be more options perhaps, but if there is, I don't know. But these are the hard cold facts I do know.


He loves to annoy people on purpose, perhaps gets some sort of sick pleasure from it.
He's a virgin
Chances of a neckbeard are over 89%
Lives with parents
Has no friends
Has a weird obsession with tentacle pornography


So the real question here is, who is AD555 exactly? There are no photographs of him, he has very carefully hidden his tracks to not be found, however there is an artist rendering of him available.

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/4/261781/full.jpg

I feel as though we, as a community needs to come together and solve this mystery together. For the good of the forum.

That is all, thank you.

Xeyuzio
08-09-2014, 07:47 PM
Didn't he post a picture a LONG time ago with him carrying some fake sword. Also I can't believe I come back and he's still a widely discussed topic here. Wow.

KyouFalls
08-09-2014, 07:51 PM
Wow.. this post 10/10

DeathBlade/13.666
08-09-2014, 08:15 PM
He could be older, by at least in his early 30's. Being my if you're born in 1983, that would make you 11 in 1994. Young enough to remember the cereal, and old enough to remember it being discontinued.

Qoco
08-09-2014, 08:24 PM
http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp172/buspen/Avengertumblr_mhoix1jGJ21qlhhx4o1_250_zpsbedc2996. gif

It all makes sense now!

ZombieWolf2508
08-09-2014, 09:41 PM
Xeyuzio XEY! Welcome back.


Anyway, I googled bothe Videogamer5555 and Animedude5555 once. Poked around through several places he'd registered. It was kind of shocking what I found. He's normal on almost every site I found. By normal, I mean no trolling. Serious discussions and questions. Most places he wasn't very active, but here on AF is the ONLY place that shows evidence of his trolly behavior. Now how do I know it was the same peraon on the sites? He had his website linked on some, and on others he was having discussions about things like coding and other related things. It was weird seeing him like that.

Яequiem
08-10-2014, 03:00 AM
So it appears as though my theories have some ground to them, being that he is older and is just a troll.

星らぶ
08-10-2014, 04:49 AM
no to all
he is just a christian
religion is the only thing that can make you socially uneducated enough to go around in your late 20s early 30s on internet posting crap to annoy people

I'm disable, also an asexual (meaning I dont have sex) but I dont go around pissing on others v_v

Yung A$$eroya
08-10-2014, 05:10 AM
no to all
he is just a christian
religion is the only thing that can make you socially uneducated enough to go around in your late 20s early 30s on internet posting crap to annoy people

I'm disable, also an asexual (meaning I dont have sex) but I dont go around pissing on others v_v

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I doubt religion or sexualiy would have any correlation in you posting crap on the internet. I mean, just look at 9gag, 4chan, Tumblr etc.. "I am an ATHEIST LOL XD *BRONIES UNITE*" "Cis people should diieeee" "White straight men are assholes bluh bluh" "You should believe in whatever I believe in!!" Well, that wasn't the greatest set of examples, but what I mean is, there's a great possibility that you will encounter stupid people within any ethnic group and religion.. Have you seen the amount of fedora-wearing neckbeards out there?

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1402/26/1402266263162.png

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140316044801/s4s/images/0/0a/Die-cis-scum.jpg

Anyway, saying that someone's socially uneducated due to their choice of belief is rude in itself.. I mean, you shouldn't judge people of belief because they choose to do so. Now, I am assuming something like WBC has poisoned your view of christians out there, but #NotAllChristians.. (Haha)

Religion does not equal stupidity. It might make you harbor ignorance on some parts, but it can also and have been a very nice thing.

星らぶ
08-10-2014, 05:53 AM
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I doubt religion or sexualiy would have any correlation in you posting crap on the internet.

Anyway, saying that someone's socially uneducated due to their choice of belief is rude in itself.. I mean, you shouldn't judge people of belief because they choose to do so. Now, I am assuming something like WBC has poisoned your view of christians out there, but #NotAllChristians.. (Haha)

Religion does not equal stupidity. It might make you harbor ignorance on some parts, but it can also and have been a very nice thing.

the OP pointed out "he might be autistic" , "he is probably a virgin" that;s why I pointed out my own characteristics

as for religion, do people actually choose? it is indoctrination from toddler age.

I never said it makes you stupid, social uneducated doesn't mean stupid, it means that you have ignorance of the actual world.
which comes hand to hand with your "It might make you harbor ignorance on some parts” ignorance is not stupidity but it causes behaviours like the person in question
I dont know how it is in other countries but in mine where religion holds the state by the balls, and controls what it will be taught in school (history, biology, religion course) has been creating ignorant people who believe in conspiracy theories, that we are the best in the world and everyone wants to destroy us because we are le orthodox christians and a lot more things that have nothing to do with the OP and it is for another discussion thread so I wont pull it any longer.

Sympathy
08-10-2014, 06:53 AM
yeah because exploring the DEEP MYSTERY of an internet troll isn't stupid at all. snore.

Ranshiin
08-10-2014, 07:27 AM
So it appears as though my theories have some ground to them, being that he is older and is just a troll.

So you mean to tell me that unlike everyone else here you actually had to sit there and pour hours of research into deducing something that everyone else already figured out about two years ago?

...... o.ó

Seriously.

And on a serious note, I remember when a lot of cereal was discontinued in the early/mid '90's and I remember plenty stuff from when I was 4/5 years old and you can see how old I am. So yeah.

Mystelinth
08-10-2014, 07:53 AM
He's a virgin

Haha, good one.
Then how do you explain that hot summer friday night I spend with him, were he put his barbie doll in my cod crater and a 9-iron up my rusty sherif's badge while my moose was monsoon wetter than an otter's pocket?

Яequiem
08-10-2014, 11:56 AM
yeah because exploring the DEEP MYSTERY of an internet troll isn't stupid at all. snore.

I think someone needs to lighten up a bit.


So you mean to tell me that unlike everyone else here you actually had to sit there and pour hours of research into deducing something that everyone else already figured out about two years ago?

...... o.ó

Seriously.

And on a serious note, I remember when a lot of cereal was discontinued in the early/mid '90's and I remember plenty stuff from when I was 4/5 years old and you can see how old I am. So yeah.

Yeah, you remember when you were 4/5 years old, and like I said if that's the case here he's def in his mid to late 20's. The proof's in the cereal.


Haha, good one.
Then how do you explain that hot summer friday night I spend with him, were he put his barbie doll in my cod crater and a 9-iron up my rusty sherif's badge while my moose was monsoon wetter than an otter's pocket?

You're a sick man and you need help.

ZombieWolf2508
08-10-2014, 12:28 PM
horrendous I feel like the .gif in your sig is your reaction to this thread.

Яequiem
08-10-2014, 12:35 PM
horrendous I feel like the .gif in your sig is your reaction to this thread.

More like;

http://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/mindblown1.gif

International 4-8818
08-10-2014, 03:56 PM
http://afronetizen.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c0dc653ef0120a926eba5970b-800wi

Nah nah nah nah nah you got it all wrong. Animedude5555 is Maxi Pad Jill (photo for proof) and she mah main bitch.

Яequiem
08-10-2014, 04:16 PM
Awwww shit. Now we getting somewhere.

Sympathy
08-10-2014, 04:45 PM
horrendous I feel like the .gif in your sig is your reaction to this thread.

lol.


More like;

http://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/mindblown1.gif

anyone who uses an Eric Warheim .gif is a friend of mine. -clapclapclap-

ZombieWolf2508
08-10-2014, 06:06 PM
Between the stalker-esque feel of this thread and the mention spam of the appreciation thread, I think we may have finally scared him off.

Nodoka LaMei
08-11-2014, 02:37 AM
Between the stalker-esque feel of this thread and the mention spam of the appreciation thread, I think we may have finally scared him off.
Uh, you may want to take that back..... He's online right now.
Or he was when this was posted, depending on when you're looking at this.....

Яequiem
08-11-2014, 02:59 AM
Animedude5555 Are you there?
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Animedude5555
Animedude5555
Animedude5555
Animedude5555
Animedude5555
Animedude5555
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http://media.giphy.com/media/5SpkIqaomFeOk/giphy.gif

Mystelinth
08-11-2014, 05:52 AM
You're a sick man and you need help.

Yo man, this is some racist **** is it because i'm black or wat?

Massive disrespect to you man. Massive.

ZombieWolf2508
08-11-2014, 06:56 AM
Nodoka Miyazaki He didn't post though. He usually posts 4-6 threads in this section alone about every other night. However, the past few weeks, this hasn't been the case at all. Granted the threads are usually deleted fairly quickly, I frequent here enough to usually catch them before deletion. The only post he's made that I've seen in a while was an update to the crossiver thread. I rarely check other sections, though.

Nodoka LaMei
08-11-2014, 07:36 AM
ZombieWolf2508 Hmm..... Now that's weird. He usually posts a bucket load of times whenever he's online.

Eris
08-11-2014, 12:22 PM
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRU4iZUsTY0

Яequiem
08-11-2014, 02:19 PM
Yo man, this is some racist **** is it because i'm black or wat?

Massive disrespect to you man. Massive.

I got nothing but love for you my brother of anotha color.

Light Buster
08-12-2014, 10:13 PM
Here's my theory, Animedude5555 could be the Mavericker.

.:neuko:.
08-14-2014, 10:13 PM
[MENTION=247698]Anyway, I googled bothe Videogamer5555 and Animedude5555 once. Poked around through several places he'd registered. It was kind of shocking what I found. He's normal on almost every site I found. By normal, I mean no trolling. Serious discussions and questions. Most places he wasn't very active, but here on AF is the ONLY place that shows evidence of his trolly behavior. Now how do I know it was the same peraon on the sites? He had his website linked on some, and on others he was having discussions about things like coding and other related things. It was weird seeing him like that.

Just saying, but none of that sounds weird to me at all. Turns out that many individuals who "troll" in some environment are pretty ordinary in others. If I had a pound for everytime I heard somebody say something along the lines of: "Oh, but my next door neighbour was such a quiet, polite and reserved guy; I'm shocked to learn that he turned out to be an internet troll/sex offender/drug abuser/serial killer etc." the Earth's core would need a nickel transplant by now. Normal people can be trolls, and trolls can be normal people; which identity they apply depends on the environment and how they perceive themselves in that environment. Let's say I was a witch: does that mean I should always wear a pointy hat, have a warty bulbous nose, own a black cat, and carry a cauldron around just so that people don't get all shocked when I sometimes decide to take a break from all that and converse normally in some other environment? For that matter, do I even need any of those credentials to qualify as a witch in the first place?

By the way, I have my theories about AD5555 as well, or rather about online community ecosystems in which administrators are forced to tolerate a certain degree trolling for fear of losing funds by advertisers who are paying for us to use a "free" site. There is a simple way to "fix" this ecosystem; but frankly the idea of payment-based subscriptions to keep an online community free of trollery doesn't sit well with most people. But I digress...

Until I see something concrete I shan't be speculating as to AD5555's motives or going out of my way to solve any "mystery". There's nothing mysterious about a person who is either: actually dumb and pretending to be smart, or actually smart and pretending to be dumb, and to that end, taking advantage of a structure that allows people to be tested like laboratory guinea pigs for personal kicks or personal gain. Trolling in one site as opposed to every site you register with is not all that strange either. Makes perfect sense to me: As one person, you can't be everywhere at once, and the more sites you troll in, the more thinly you spread your ability to affect people. On the other hand if you focus on just one site, you can affect your "targets" more potently.

Ranshiin
08-15-2014, 03:27 AM
He's not a troll, though. He's terrible at it lol.

Яequiem
08-15-2014, 02:28 PM
Trolling is an art, one he sucks at without a doubt. He's just annoying. That's probably why he hasn't posted in awhile.