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UsukiGIRL Usul
01-20-2014, 08:12 PM
I recently found out my hamster, Regan reads this magazine called Playhamster. I can't believe she is into this crap! I really hope she is reading it for the articles and not the... Um.. Unsavory pictures of male hamsters. Her favorite issue is called " Sexy Syrians and Dazzling Dwarfs." These mags are tiny! Talk about small print! I really don't want Regan reading this kinda thing! Help! Is this normal for hammies her age?

GameGeeks
01-20-2014, 08:42 PM
I recommend shooting the hamster. Would stop it from reading them. That said Kaitou Ace mind closing since this is just spam and in the wrong section anyways.

UsukiGIRL Usul
01-20-2014, 09:51 PM
Did I really put this in Anime and Manga? I meant to put it in Miscellaneous Miscellany. Which is now dominated by me. And I am not shooting her!

~OTAKYU~
01-21-2014, 04:58 AM
Then just stab her ^^ if you dont want to shoot her~

UsukiGIRL Usul
01-21-2014, 07:37 AM
Geez guys I am not killing my hamster!

Kaniiki
01-21-2014, 08:30 AM
you should be glad it can read, however it learned to

Ωmega
01-21-2014, 09:08 AM
Its become possessed. Guess you didnt do your spell right. Sucks to be you

~OTAKYU~
01-21-2014, 09:12 PM
Its become possessed. Guess you didnt do your spell right. Sucks to be you

Speaking of possesed this is so creepy but search the internet "furby possesed" guys im not kidding my friend ehem my aunt told me about this [Yeah my aunt is younger then me for only 6 years]

Tony_Dice
01-21-2014, 09:18 PM
well, you should sit down with your hamster and have a friendly chat about what she has been doing in secrecy (dont be too pushy, or else she will get defensive and will not talk). explain to her what is accepted as appropriate for her age and such, but like i said, dont be too pushy or else it will become a stalemate

source: i caught my hermit crab reading a "Soft-shelled Bombshells" one day, so i had a parley with him (following the steps above) and reached to a conclusion... i hope this works :)

GameGeeks
01-21-2014, 09:33 PM
well, you should sit down with your hamster and have a friendly chat about what she has been doing in secrecy (dont be too pushy, or else she will get defensive and will not talk). explain to her what is accepted as appropriate for her age and such, but like i said, dont be too pushy or else it will become a stalemate

source: i caught my hermit crab reading a "Soft-shelled Bombshells" one day, so i had a parley with him (following the steps above) and reached to a conclusion... i hope this works :)
Please don't encourage him.

Major.Tom
01-21-2014, 09:43 PM
Get a more self conscious hamster.

~OTAKYU~
01-21-2014, 10:34 PM
Geez guys I am not killing my hamster!

if you dont want to kill your hamster just throw em in the trash or kick him out of the house.