You have 3 wishes and GO!

[TranslucentBitrate]

A genie has appeared! Oh gosh that is exciting isn't it?
The Genie turns to you and smiles "You have been granted three wishes, but you can't ask for the more wishes or more genies, you can give wishes away, and wish for things for others, What are your three wishes"

So tell me AF what are your three wishes?
(and if this has been done before I apologize and just like delete this thread :D)

[Zainox]

~ Infinite supply of -somehow legal- money
~ The ability to travel through time without any consequence. (This way I can travel back through time and get my past self to make more wishes on my future self, also being able to fix my wrongs)
~ For the genie itself to become my slave and to have to follow my every command. (assuming the genie is like the genie from Aladdin, having infinite power. That would be pretty handy to have by your side, at your command)

[Elphaba]

-My own private plane so I could travel the world.
-To be able to somehow meet every famous person that I admire without fear of worrying about about other people. Just me.
-That I was a psychic medium. It sounds cool. And I watch too much tv.

[Axew]

- a hippogriff that can fly me around without worrying about the negative consequence of air pressure (somehow)
- unlimited money
- to be able to use the force

[darksky967]

1. To have as much free time as I pleased
2. That bad things would not happen to me in the future
3. To be truly happy and have no worries or regrets

[Maki the contractor]

-to speak Japanese
-to go to Japan
-gives away last wish

[Zainox]

-to speak Japanese
-to go to Japan
-gives away last wish

Can I have the last wish? I will give you a cookie! :D

It will only be used for, WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

[Maki the contractor]

Can I have the last wish? I will give you a cookie! :D

It will only be used for, WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
sure take it.

[Clayton_n]

1. I wish that all three of these wishes will go the way I want them to.

2. I wish to be irrevocably granted limitless powers identical in effect to those ascribed to the twelve talismans of Shen-du in the cartoon series "Jackie Chan Adventures"

3. I wish that anyone except me who looks at the palm of my left hand would have enter into a trance where they have to obey anything I tell them after which they immediatelyfall asleep for one hour and forget everything that happened to them in the 24 hours before they wake up again. (Hey look at my nifty left hand Mr. Genie!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Too9nSffRyc


Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to find that guy who wished for world domination and take it from him.

[TranslucentBitrate]

Woops; I didn't end up posting my wishes

-unlimited Bagels, With cream cheese, any flavour I want for the rest of my life. All the bagels.
-House in mountains cause why the hell not
-To live without irrational fear.

[aether]

-Complete supremacy of the world
-The power to bend the will of others
-To own my own death star to defend the planet from potential alien invasions or to crush upstart rebellions easily

[International 4-8818]

Is it a butt genie? I don't know how I feel about butt genies. You have to rub a old mans butt to get the genie out of the mans butt.

[Zainox]

sure take it.

Mwahahahahaha!! >:3

[Maki the contractor]

Mwahahahahaha!! >:3

Don't forget about my cookie!

[aether]

Don't forget about my cookie!

Oh was that cookie meant for you? I appear to have eaten said cookie

[Maki the contractor]

Oh was that cookie meant for you? I appear to have eaten said cookie

why world whyyyy?????

[nslay]

That the Banach-Tarski paradox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%E2%80%93Tarski_paradox) generalized to wishes.
To be given the ability to decompose and reassemble wishes into a finite number of hopes and then into two wishes.



The third wish and new ability will then be used to assemble two wishes through the applicable paradox/theorem. The process repeats with those wishes, and so forth ...

[Albear]

The power of invincibility.
Jump 40 feet straight up with ease.
About one million dollars.

[Velvet_Nightmare]

-Time Lord powers [and a TARDIS for good measure]
-Limitless supply of Dr Pepper
-Enough money to pay off student loans and other icky bills

[Zainox]

-Limitless supply of Dr Pepper


Oh lord, yes!

[Sympathy]

money
power
the ability to end the universe at will

[Syaoran]

I wish to be able to grant wishes. //5 so technically it is not asking for more.
I wish to be able to get a good job and finish school and university with good grades.
I wish to able to figure out myself.

[Clayton_n]

Is it a butt genie? I don't know how I feel about butt genies. You have to rub a old mans butt to get the genie out of the mans butt.

I'd rub ANYTHING if I thought a genie would pop out and offer me three wishes.

[~*Red*~]

*My very own private jet
*An infinite supply of money
*Ability to travel through time

[minex93]

- speak all languages of the world
- invincibility
- cat ears and tail

[Mr.Plat]

- Unlimited money
- Time control, feels like time these days go way to fast
- A girlfriend maybe?
._.

[Clayton_n]

I'd probably use everything I wished for to take all the stuff you guys wished for

[mr.kudos]

- The power to control time and space
- Enable to travel into different worlds
- and to have everything that exist

[TranslucentBitrate]

- The power to control time and space
- Enable to travel into different worlds
- and to have everything that exist

Two words that will make a world of difference, TARDIS and Sonic Screwdriver. Problems solved

[Maki the contractor]

- speak all languages of the world
- invincibility
- cat ears and tail
those are awesome wishes especially the last one!

[Sympathy]

Woops; I didn't end up posting my wishes

-unlimited Bagels, With cream cheese, any flavour I want for the rest of my life. All the bagels.
-House in mountains cause why the hell not
-To live without irrational fear.

oh i like that last one, give me that.

[Trippy Hippie]

\endless supply of recreational drugs, unlimited money, and uh a hot body.

[ChibiLovett]

1) To be small enough and to have an arsenal of perfectly fitted corsets for tight-lacing.
2) To have a run-in with a vampire, such as Mina Harker (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) or Julia Hoffman (by the end of Dark Shadows: The Salem Branch, but make it Helena's Julia! :D), that ends with me becoming one.
3) To learn how to work puddles and navigate through them to be able to go between Wonderland and here whenever I please (like in The Looking Glass Wars).

[Light Buster]

1) An infinite amount of wishes.

[Major.Tom]

1) Control over time, meaning it would flow at the pace I wish but yet does not affect my aging at any pace. (also means making time flow backwards for totally awesome time travels)
2) Have the power to enter anime worlds any time I wish.
3)1 euro, to buy the cheapest burger from Mc Donalds without having to waste any money. Seems like a pretty good wish.

[darksky967]

all your wishes suck.

My wishes were perfect.

[YaiiShi°]

1. being able to teleport wherever I want
2. Have a cute king charles spaniel and pug puppy
3. hmmmmmm... maybe unlimited amount of toffifee

[.Sev]

THE ABlLITY TO TURN INTO SASPARILLA AT ANY TIME OF MY CHOOSING AND THAT'S IT I DON'T NEED NO MORE WISHES

[Space Cowboy 2112]

PMW.

If you're not old enough to know what that means then you probably shouldn't.

[Obey Kenshiro]

1. The power of Alchemy, without transmutation circles & the powers of the 7 Deadly Sins Homunculous.
2. Unlimited(Legal) money to spend.
3. Simply world domination.

[Wio]

You can't wish for the power to grant wishes?

What about wishing for the power to be able to do anything? Would that include the power to grant wishes?

[Nesh]

1. I wish for my curiosity to always be satisfied
2. To posses every book ever written *coughs* bookworm*coughs*
3. I wish to be able to live in the world of One Piece

[Initius]

1. I want Gu!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5nGkiRgx1w/hqdefault.jpg
2. I want all of the watermelons the world has to offer.
3. Money, so I can buy Manga for DAYS.

[Sympathy]

1) Unlimited money
2) The strength of a super saiyan
3) To have a brown hyena as my pet and companion

[Kirito]

HA SIMPLE!

1. I wish that your rule about not being able to wish for more wishes or genies didn't exist.
2. I wish for more wishes.
3. I wish for more genies.

I win.