"Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines!" STOP THAT PIGEON!

[RainyDayMan]

"Muttley, you snickering, floppy-eared Hound!
When Courage is needed, you are never around!
Those Medals you wear on your Moth-eaten Chest!
Should be there for bungling, at which you are best!

So, stop that Pigeon! Stop that Pigeon!
Stop that Pigeon! Stop that Pigeon!
Stop that Pigeon! Stop that Pigeon!
Stop that Pigeon, NOW!

Nab him! Tab him! Jab him! Grab him!
Stop that Pigeon NOW!

You, Silly, stop sneaking; it is not worth a Chance!
For you'll be returned by the Seat of your Pants!
And Klunk, you invent me a Thing-a-ma-Bob;
That catches that Pigeon, or I will lose my Job!

So, stop that Pigeon! Stop that Pigeon!
Stop that Pigeon! Stop that Pigeon!
Stop that Pigeon! Stop that Pigeon!
Stop that Pigeon, NOW!

Nab him! Tab him! Jab him! Grab him!
Stop that Pigeon NOW!

Anybody remember how cute Muttley was snickering to himself and flying by twirling his Tail?

And does anybody remember a Show where Muttley had his own Show where he drove a Piece of Smeg Car that lost Parts in the Street as it drove down the Highway? I would do anything to see an Episode of that.

Dick Dastardly never caught that Pigeon. And all their Airplanes got destroyed.