fav/ funny/ awesome quotes

[gff135]

list ur fav or funny quote from music, literature or poetry and maybe tv ill b posting ones as i find them ok thax.

[Chi The Sweet]

when life gives you lemons you dont make lemonnade you take them and squirt them in your enemies eyes

[gff135]

"i get more as s than a toilet seat" nate dogg

[Chi The Sweet]

"i get more as s than a toilet seat" nate dogg

um okay then

[gff135]

its in asong

[gff135]

"we loved with a love that was more than love" by edgar allen poe its part of anna bell lee

[Chi The Sweet]

you can love someone and bewithout them and you can't love someone and leave them

[Thefringedninja]

“They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then they will have my dead body, but not my obedience.” Gandhi

[Mugiwara-no-Basuke]

“They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then they will have my dead body, but not my obedience.” Gandhi

There are some really great quotes from Gandhi, already knew that :D

What about the ones on my sig? :P

[threewolves]

I used to use this quote in my tag lines all the time, is one of my favorite.

"Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives" - John Adams

[Kaleohano]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Funny-Quotes-quotes-327691_578_605.jpg

[Jozette]

"Art is explosive","HMM.."-diedara

[Mugiwara-no-Basuke]

DerGerman, your sig quote is pretty true, thumbs up for it :)

[gff135]

"from my cold dead hands"

[deryogan]

this is quite awsome
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2012/09/to-learn-who-rules-over-you-voltaire.jpeg

[Kleio]

"I want to poop here."
Deandra the New Girl - The Most Popular Girls In School

“Do not pity the dead Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.”
Albus Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

[ChibiLovett]

"Imperfection is underrated."
"Perfection is overrated."
~ Helena Bonham Carter

"Live, live, live! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."
~ Mame Burnside (Auntie Mame)

"Being normal is vastly overrated!"
~ Agatha Cromwell (Halloweentown)

"Anyone remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another."
~ Doctor Who

:3

[ghostthegreat]

I can't remember whether I posted this at some other point on these forums (I might have), but I love King and hate Twilight, so I can resist the opportunity.

“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing
what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it
is to have a boyfriend.”

Stephen King

[Rylingo]

"I'm no bloody lord. I've more respect for myself than that!"
"Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars."
"Bad habits pay off in the long run."
"Thom, if I ever look like acting the hero again, you kick me."

All Mat Cauthon quotes. And here is my favourite:
"Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today."

Best. Character. Ever.

[The Ace RailGun]

"We are like Fireworks, we climb, we shine, and we always go out with a bang"

--Hitsugaya Toshiro

Also

"Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway,
so in the end there’s nothing you can do."

(Gintama)

[Darksocks]

Duck you sucker.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CokNB7goNOw

[tsuraiokami123]

Believe in the me that believes in you- Kamina
All that is gold does not glitter, and all those who wander are not lost- J.R.R. Tolkien
Sing a simple song of freedom, sing it like you've never sung before, let it fill the air, and tell the people everywhere, that we the people here don't want a war- Bobby Darin

[Midge]

" You die when you are killed"
I don't remember who said it. I'm sorry.
But, I'm very sure its from an anime.
Bye bye
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[Riverflower]

"And so it turned out that only a life similar to the life of those around us, merging with it without a ripple, is genuine life, and that an unshared happiness is not happiness."

Dr. Zhivago, Boris Pasternak

[Riverflower]

Where is my enemy? This is your enemy. That is your enemy. This one is, without a doubt, your enemy. The enemy of the people is your enemy as well. Ah, but do you not yet see, this is the easy, the clear answer? You are not yet truly alive. Words from those who look without seeing. Lazy… lazy… lazy… lazy… You’ll never meet your enemy. You’ll never really live. No, the enemy I am seeking… Perhaps, that is the real enemy. Enemies no longer charge out in helmet and armor, as in days of old. Nowadays, they use slide rules, advanced mathematics, and data to make their calculations… And yet, somehow, this sort of enemy does not stir my heart. You fear that upon seizing them, you’ll find you’ve grabbed a decoy, or perhaps even an ally. My enemy is not to be sought, lest we find ourselves surrounded. No, the enemy I’m waiting for… The enemy is not to be awaited, lest it violate us. No, but one day we will come upon each other. And for that day, my claws, teeth, ears, hands, hair at the ready. When I can call him Enemy! When I can call him My Enemy! I believe that chance will come.

From: Xam’d: Lost Memories

"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me the truth"

- Henry David Thoreau

[BigDangoFamily]

"Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace"
(This is my favorite quote in the whole world!)
(p.s. I'm new here so HI!)

[CowBob RanchPants]

http://i.imgur.com/44YPfIO.jpg