ITT we make a story together

[aether]

trees and

[Sympathy]

drunken eskimos

[Yung A$$eroya]

dying slowly

[SadPanda]

of obesity

[Nodoka LaMei]

and starvation.

[Yung A$$eroya]

(what) Out of

[SadPanda]

a spaceship

[Sympathy]

crawled a

[Yung A$$eroya]

massive slug,

[SadPanda]

oddly sexy,

[Sympathy]

peter spelunked

[aether]

and found

[Sympathy]

a Squirtle


(I've taken the liberty of compiling our story so far. I added punctuation and fixed grammar where appropriate.)

 

Today I and the lady friend did some sexy time and had dinner after. PewDiePie then shot himself with adrenaline, then backstroked in hell. Then we fell down on beds, got aids because we danced furiously. On cake the hedgehog is very frosty because he got drunk and freaking lost his clothes inside of a barrel in hell. Once upon a Horrendous day, Asseroya dragon-kicked some evil monkeys then died when he fell off Horrendous' ego. I was gay for Asseroya and Adam Sandler, who is not a good duo, due to the fact that the feminist agenda calls upon the brave yet stupid Kain who tripped over his own intelligence level, which was over 9,000! Making him very smart. A giant masculine man peed on a toad named Gary the mighty one, thinking it would heal his aids. Found out that he desperately needed a life, a pile and money to buy a lollipop that Horrendous licked violently before sticking it in Asseroya's mouth. Blushing, he thought about the unspeakable dwarven cow-mutants about to dance the macarena because they felt Alpha Centauri was inapt as a child-beating device, so he hit his step-dad's Funyans with the frying pan. Suddenly Ben sprouted wings and flew into a bottomless pit. I killed the king with a molecule-separating device, which was really pointless and deadly, but not that bitchin'. After that, Obama died. Because of Asseroya his nutsack shriveled into pieces which fell into my massive codpiece which flew down the wishing well. This then led to instantaneous boning and combustion without the monkey wrench. Although initially it was highly lewd, however she took it and threw up violently. After that, you got aids and nasty cough, also cancer, plus some radioactive water. So the golf players had buttsex in an abandoned crematorium, however an inconceivable monstrosity had appeared to eat creamed scones and orphans with bernaise and cheese. However you failed realizing apples were filled with deadly explosives that go and explode when you throw them with a magic catapult. This will self destruct in a MAJESTIC-donkey way, meanwhile Miku started running into a gelatin cube made of orphan flesh and oysters. She proceeded to pillage a village made by Barack Obama who ordered universal douching around the huuuge plant-looking alien genotype some guy amazingly pooped from his flat, yet amazingly bulbous clown nose. Murder is fun. In Alaska there are trees and drunken eskimos dying slowly of obesity and starvation. Out of a spaceship crawled a massive slug, oddly sexy, Peter spelunked and found a squirtle

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Yung A$$eroya]

with diarrhea

[aether]

,trench foot

[Kaleohano]

Marios mustache

[aether]

which created

[Kaleohano]

Taco Bell

[aether]

within the

[Sympathy]

time warp

[Yung A$$eroya]

device from

[Sympathy]

god's anus.

[Yung A$$eroya]

Eventually, God

[aether]

got gazeboes

[Sympathy]

for his