The worst pick-up lines.

[Reniti]

Tell me the worst pick up line you've heard, or received. The worst one I've ever heard was the one about one leg being Christmas, the other New Years.
I think you know where it goes from there.

What's the worst/funniest pickup line you've heard?

[Miss Moonlight]

I've never heard a "good" one, so i'll include only the "appropriate" ones of course, lol:

"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."
"You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day!"
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
"Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you out of my head?"

... instead of a lame line, try actually talking to a woman normally. Srs, it works!

and, any guy who uses those lines and expects them to work, needs to go and drown themselves in a vat of pudding

[Scarred DNA]

There's all sorts of witty and lame ones on the net, but I've never heard any of them personally. My experience consists of:

"When you gonna let me hit it?"
"Wanna dance on my bed?"
"My girl just broke up with me, *sad face*"

[Acnologia]

"Do you have a map, cause I got lost in your eyes"

Seriously?

[Ωmega]

I had a few funny ones:

Back when No Doubt came out with the song 'Hey Baby', I was at a bookstore looking for 'Disco Bloodbath' or 'A child Called It'. This guy comes up in the aisle Im in singing the song. He then stops, turns to me, puts his elbow on the shelf, and says [in an attempt to be] all suave "hey baby~"


The other funny one was when I was sitting outside of a Virgin mega store waiting for my buddy Sarah to buy her new Slipknot album. I wore a lot of black back then, not because I was gothic [as many people tended to peg me as], but because I did a lot of tech work for drama, so we -had- to wear black, and it just kinda stuck with me. This gothy looking guy comes over and sits next to me, but I dont think a whole lot about it. I hear him talking about poreclion skin and rose colored lips kinda crap so I look over. Hes reciting like really bad poetry to me and then asks me something like "will you be my mistress of the night?"



After each one, I felt dirty and as if a small part of my soul had died

[Eris]

I've found "I hate you your ugly guts and I wish you were dead so I could dance on your grave!" to be a terrible pick-up line. So many drinks in my face. On the other hand, free drinks! Just say it and open wide and hope your would-be date has a good taste in booze.

[Miss Moonlight]

I had a few funny ones:

Back when No Doubt came out with the song 'Hey Baby', I was at a bookstore looking for 'Disco Bloodbath' or 'A child Called It'. This guy comes up in the aisle Im in singing the song. He then stops, turns to me, puts his elbow on the shelf, and says [in an attempt to be] all suave "hey baby~"

The other funny one was when I was sitting outside of a Virgin mega store waiting for my buddy Sarah to buy her new Slipknot album. I wore a lot of black back then, not because I was gothic [as many people tended to peg me as], but because I did a lot of tech work for drama, so we -had- to wear black, and it just kinda stuck with me. This gothy looking guy comes over and sits next to me, but I dont think a whole lot about it. I hear him talking about poreclion skin and rose colored lips kinda crap so I look over. Hes reciting like really bad poetry to me and then asks me something like "will you be my mistress of the night?"

After each one, I felt dirty and as if a small part of my soul had died

Hahah. Rico! ... suave.

A couple times, the same thing happened to me, only they were mostly back in high school:

A guy comes up and asks for my number, only he was one of those loud, obnoxious tards who thought he was such a smooth talker ... so, after I scribbled it down, he walks away like he just hit the jackpot or something. I tried to contain my laughter.

... I guess he was kinda bummed when he called the number and realized it was actually the number for a senior living home

[Heinekenrana]

"You're pretty. You remind me of my mom."

Someone actually thought that was a good line to use. I didn't know whether to be grossed out or offended. I settled for a mixture of both.

[Scarred DNA]

"You're pretty. You remind me of my mom."

Someone actually thought that was a good line to use. I didn't know whether to be grossed out or offended. I settled for a mixture of both.

Oh God. When a man compares you to his mother, you know he's trouble.

[Diocletian]

I've always found "Back up on me gurl", "Did your mother give you dat junk" and "Are there mirrors in your pants because I see me in them" to be terrible pickup lines....that I use repetitively.

[Atsui Sake]

"Those clothes look nice on you, but baby they would look better on my bedroom floor."
"You got any sunscreen? 'Cause baby, you're so hot, you're giving me a sunburn."

[Doctor One]

I think the only good one would be "Hey, my name is ___." And coming across as sober.
Anything that's an attempt to be poetic probably just pisses her/him off.

[InvaderKap]

"Sentry mode activated."

[JIMBO.]

I dont use pick up lines since I'm not that corny.

[International 4-8818]

"WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIES!?!?!?"
works all the time

[AnimeNerdz]

"mmm...uuhh...do you have a phone?"

[Bun-chan]

ummm one that ive heard that no one has posted here is "spread your legs, its the inside that counts"...

[Aleyna]

I'm not a gynecologist, but can I take a look?
There's ants in my pants, can you help get them out?(sounds like a way of saying you have an std)
Sexy your booty looks like a piece of bubble gum that I wanna chew on all night long(a guy said this to me drunk. Now I know I have a big butt, but it does not look like any messed up piece of bubble gum or laffy taffy >_<.)

[Señor Nobody]

Here a few me and my friends used just to get laughs.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. (This one actually worked O.o)
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. (Cue waggling eyebrows)
So, you're a girl huh? (insert serious expression or it won't be as funny)
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...

Smooth, I know. Still, I got a good laugh from most of them. I didn't act creepy or anything, they knew I was joking whenever I tried one.

[Scarred DNA]

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. (This one actually worked O.o)
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. (Cue waggling eyebrows)
I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...

Lol those are pretty good. I'd dance/have a drink/go home with you.

I asked someone yesterday if he liked my new booty pants. His response - "They'd look better on my floor."

Thought that was rather clever.

[Seta Souji]

Is your dad a baker? Cause you got some nice buns

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Daddy's home (kinda funny imo)

Where you from? Heaven?

If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

My name is (your name), remember it. You'll be screaming it later.