Talk like Ugly.Ted thread

[Space Cowboy 2112]

ite y'all dis is a chat so we can all release our inner ted. i guezz imma start of by sayin how i didnt sleep at all last night because i was too busy looking at pictures of misty and ash humpin and i got hungry from all that watchin so i went into my pantry and got some chitlins which i fried up with 11 herbs and spices and ate with louisiana hot sauce. then i was still hungry so i ate some hogs head, some peach cobbler, some yaaams, fry rice, pigs feet, and my lady was like "stop eatin all the dam pig feet" and i was like lady dont make me come over there and eat her feet. so i did. and they was damn good

this bout sums it up

[Ranshiin]

yo im naked.

[Anime Forum]

Dis thread ain't buff..

[дух]

brb dying.

[International 4-8818]

Whitey gotta die. And britches be trill as sheeeit.

[Anime Forum]

Whitey gotta die. And britches be trill as sheeeit.

Do you even lift bro? Dis man can lift da pounds like Mr. Olympia. ..drools like a wild animal and lifts 800 pounds..

[Qoco]

'Dis thread looks like booty, mayne.

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YO, bruv, I don't think you bruvs truly know just how naked I am right now. I'm flexing up in hurr. Dis sho am gud.

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Yo, dis AF chat. Me on da far right. Haze on da far left. Da cop is Ace and the KKK guy is Flash. What up

[Zainox]

[Albear]

Aww shiieet mah nig, dis be where da party at. Bout to holla at them thick black sistas that be poppin and lockin at the dance flo, naww meeaan?

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[Zainox]

[Major.Tom]

Das it mane, das it.

[International 4-8818]

Booty had me like

[Sympathy]

Greetings, my fellow black gentlemen. My name is Ugly Ted, and I enjoy frequenting the gym and having sex with them hoes. I drink plenty of muscle milk to keep my physique in tip-top condition. You can't explain that, bruv. Oh my, freudian slip, I meant to say brother! What a gaff!

[darksky967]

[(_YvOnSo_)]

Me in the back at this thread.

[Meenah]

Back da booty up fo me, bae because you a good hoe aight?

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When she throw da booty back and it 2 much.

[darksky967]

just saw I posted the same image as Zainox, Haha didn't notice that when I posted it

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[Anime Forum]

just saw I posted the same image as Zainox, Haha didn't notice that when I posted it

Dat means ya should open your eyes mang not getting dat booty it got reserved for me and Ted mang.

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[International 4-8818]

Now just wait a cottin pickin' minute...