How many AF members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Khanxay]

I dunno what I'm thinking at the moment.

How many AF members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I think 25, at the least. How many do you think?

• 1 admin member to to approve of it.
• 1 member to make a thread about it.
• 2 moderators to moderate the thread.
• 1 member to post a reply asking what a "lightbulb" is.
• 1 member to provide a wikipedia link about lightbulbs. [coughMP2Kcough]
• 1 member to actually screw it in.
• 3 to rep that member.
• 2 members to complain it's not pink. [coughObicoughandcoughBurukucough]
• 1 member to Photoshop it pink.
• 1 member to make a thread in Site Issues complaining the lightbulb won't turn on.
• 3 members to answer that thread. 1 actually helping.
• 1 other admin to fix the problem.
• 1 member to make a podcast about it.
• 5 members reporting the lightbulb thread as spam.
• 1 more moderator to close the lightbulb thread.

[forgotten Duo]

It isn't physically possible, they'd have to leave the keyboard ...

[Klakz]

Who needs lightbulbs when there's a perfectly good monitor to light the room?

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

I'd go with option 2,3, and the last.

[Renegade of Life]

The only response I can think of to this is a quote from Star Trek.

McCoy: "The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe."

That's actually pretty sad, that it takes that many people to do it. I just changed a bulb in my desk lamp a few minutes ago, so I should still be alright.

[(_YvOnSo_)]

Ahhh........ Im confused. I really think this is weird. lol

Sounds logical, but lightbuld for what.

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

• 1 member to make a podcast about it.

:O

This thread gains my approval. However, you forgot:

• 1 member who is incredibly popular to post in it
• 3 members who want to impress the popular member by attempting to post a witty comment and failing miserably

[Ollie]

Surprisingly, this topic is a pretty entertaining idea.


...Wait, we have popular members?
Makes me wonder what they're like in person.

[Irvine]

The answer is simple. 1 member. Why? Because I'm awesome.

[sa5m]

This is officially my favorite thread on AF that I have ever seen.

All things listed here are true! :]

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

...Wait, we have popular members?
Makes me wonder what they're like in person.

'Tis be true. Though I do wonder that myself.

You find out your most cherished member is actually posing as a cute girl, and is really a 40 year-old, balding, socially inept man living in his mother's basement. I can see it now.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I think Number Six should get the Wikipedia link, and I sould get:

• 1 Moderator to exclaim, "It's a trap!"

[Ollie]

'Tis be true. Though I do wonder that myself.

You find out your most cherished member is actually posing as a cute girl, and is really a 40 year-old, balding, socially inept man living in his mother's basement. I can see it now.

Haha, well I don't really cherish anyone on this site. I do have a lot of respect for the other mods; some of them I consider friends.

Which reminds me, I gotta think of a wedding present for Tod.

[Jagan Eye]

:O

This thread gains my approval. However, you forgot:

• 1 member who is incredibly popular to post in it
• 3 members who want to impress the popular member by attempting to post a witty comment and failing miserably

• 1 member to complain about the failure of witty-ness
• 3 members to bad rep
• 1 member to start flame war
• 1 more moderator to close the lightbulb thread.

=O Its like branches that all lead to the same thing

[Dark Wolf 09]

• 1 member to complain about the failure of witty-ness
• 3 members to bad rep
• 1 member to start flame war
• 1 more moderator to close the lightbulb thread.

Hah, hah. Nice one Jagan. That's the chat-room though, not on the forums. That's why you see a lot of people getting band, either A.) Flodding. B.) People act cool when they cuss, however they proclaim that they're being civil, and or "Bad typing". C.) You getting band, and we all laugh about it exclaiming, "ROFL, LOL, or LMAO." and that's when Teed bad reps people.

[International 4-8818]

Like i don't know. About 700 dumb narutards to make a giant pile of mass retardation and have like the dumb but respected member climb up the mass of retardation to put the light bulb.

[Dxon]

This is the truth. But with mistakes. Number Six would provide the wikipedia link.

Where is he anyway to provide us with a witty comment?

[blueangel06661]

Oh wow that was true xD and interesting to read.

[Crippe]

I think we also need:

• 2 members to admire the maker of this thread

[MistressPookyChan]

you forgot about the part where the mods debate about how it should be handled.

[blueangel06661]

I think we also need:

• 2 members to admire the maker of this thread

YES!!!!

And I want to be one of those two :]

[None of the above]

-1 member to post : 'I wanna hax YOU!'
-2 members to report him/her
-4 members to be inspired and ninja the Misc forum again with this kind of threads.

[Sanosuke23]

Haha, well I don't really cherish anyone on this site. I do have a lot of respect for the other mods; some of them I consider friends.

That is the last time I send you Empowered scans! >=P



That list is inaccurate! One of the mods moderating it would be the one to close it, eliminating the need for that last one!

Oh, also:

1 member to nitpick the details of what lightbulb to use.

1 member(minimum) to mockingly exclaim LIGHTBULB INSTALLATION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[Amray]

Don't forget the 5 users that will 'Good Rep' the moderator afterwards for closing the lame Topic. And then the same 5 people giving 'Bad Rep' to the person that made the pointless post.

Past Experience. XD

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

Oh yeah, I forgot another one... let's just say about one week after everyone is done with the lightbulb:

• 1 thread necrophiliac