I like this shirt but...

[OminousCloud]

Well basically I really could use some advice since I'm at an impass right now instead of boring you with the long details the run down is this...I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move? I'm just so confused I'm not sure what I should do....

[Syndicate]

Well basically I really could use some advice since I'm at an impass right now instead of boring you with the long details the run down is this...I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move? I'm just so confused I'm not sure what I should do....

LOL I see what u did there

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Well basically I really could use some advice since I'm at an impass right now instead of boring you with the long details the run down is this...I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move? I'm just so confused I'm not sure what I should do....

Is everyone in your group fat?

[OminousCloud]

Is everyone in your group fat?

Nah bro, but some garments just aren't for everyone, ya dig?

[blueangel06661]

The shirt wil make you look fatter than you are.. So don't buy it...

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Nah bro, but some garments just aren't for everyone, ya dig?

Yah I feel ya girl but I was like yo girl, diz gurls must be faat yo cuz like j00 sadz body style so im rike daaaaayyum gurl.

but yo, r deez gurls ugly tho? dat shert wunt sav them ainway

[OminousCloud]

Yah I feel ya girl but I was like yo girl, diz gurls must be faat yo cuz like j00 sadz body style so im rike daaaaayyum gurl.

but yo, r deez gurls ugly tho? dat shert wunt sav them ainway

Nah man, those sheila's are alright ya know, but I just don't know what to do. They're eyeing the goods I want and like we can't all wear the same shirt and it's just so amazing and I don't know if I'm ready to commit. I just... I just don't know what I should do.

The shirt wil make you look fatter than you are.. So don't buy it...

Woah, woah there... you... are you calling me FAT?

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Nah man, those sheila's are alright ya know, but I just don't know what to do. They're eyeing the goods I want and like we can't all wear the same shirt and it's just so amazing and I don't know if I'm ready to commit. I just... I just don't know what I should do.

Nah nah nah listen to diz shit yo...

doesn't matter if diz gurls are aight cuz lyk dayum gurl you gutta tell'em dey be ugly on dat shit. gutta be on de game gurl let'em know its waar like real shit yo...

if dey start talking crap be like "beeach you uglee anyway so shaddup homegirl"

keepin it real as fawk and get yer gem awn

knaw wut im saiyan?

[OminousCloud]

Nah nah nah listen to diz shit yo...

doesn't matter if diz gurls are aight cuz lyk dayum gurl you gutta tell'em dey be ugly on dat shit. gutta be on de game gurl let'em know its waar like real shit yo...

if dey start talking crap be like "beeach you uglee anyway so shaddup homegirl"

keepin it real as fawk and get yer gem awn

knaw wut im saiyan?

So what you're saying is this noona needs to just get her Gangnam Style on because everyday we're shuffling and there ain't no party rock in this crispi crunch, so I should just thumbs up, enjoy the champagne showers and give in to the menboong time, and in time everything will just abracadabra and end up in a pick up line because this boy's in love?

Because if that ain't wait you're sayin' then I got nothin'

 

Friggin post broke mah cool links

[Eris]

I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move

Runnest-on sentence I ever saw running on.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

So what you're saying is this noona needs to just get her Gangnam Style on because everyday we're shuffling and there ain't no party rock in this crispi crunch, so I should just thumbs up, enjoy the champagne showers and give in to the menboong time, and in time everything will just abracadabra and end up in a pick up line because this boy's in love?

Because if that ain't wait you're sayin' then I got nothin'

 

Friggin post broke mah cool links

And at the end, be like....Sorry for Party Rocking.

[OminousCloud]

Runnest-on sentence I ever saw running on.

I have no shame in committing plagiarism, copyright you say? HA, my derivative work laughs in your face

And at the end, be like....Sorry for Party Rocking.

Sorry, sorry.... NOT SORRY!

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I have no shame in committing plagiarism, copyright you say? HA, my derivative work laughs in your face



Sorry, sorry.... NOT SORRY!

That's the spirit.

[Ranshiin]

I will go ahead and admit that I was successfully trolled.


... In turn, y'all just lost the Game.

 

Gangnam Style

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I will go ahead and admit that I was successfully trolled.


... In turn, y'all just lost the Game.

 

Gangnam Style

[Ranshiin]

[Kaleohano]

Well basically I really could use some advice since I'm at an impass right now instead of boring you with the long details the run down is this...I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move? I'm just so confused I'm not sure what I should do....

this is professional trolling at its absolute finest! Bravo!
I dub thee a Boss!

[Ayu 「あゆ」]

The OP is too hard to read. No periods, commas, dashes, or spaces. It's too hard to read with all those grammatical error, and I don't know what you mean by "fitting," and you never describe the shirt along with leaving out many other important details. It really is too difficult to read, but from the gist that I got, I'd say just buy the shirt.

[DOOM!]

Well basically I really could use some advice since I'm at an impass right now instead of boring you with the long details the run down is this...I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move? I'm just so confused I'm not sure what I should do....

[Jozette]

Well basically I really could use some advice since I'm at an impass right now instead of boring you with the long details the run down is this...I just came back to a shop for my 2nd year and I have a group of nerdy, anime loving people that I shop with well one of the shirts there is amazing and very pretty I really like it but here is the catch other girls in the group like it as well now I hate competing over a shirt like it is just a piece of cloth but I'm also a jealous person :/ so it bothers me when I see other girls eyeing it anyway I tried it on at night just to see how it would look on me and stuff but a few days ago one of my friends came up to me and asked how I felt about it since I've been trying it on so much with other clothes and I just told her that is what I do in general but I feel like saying I like it but on the other hand I don't want things to be awkward between us if it ends up looking bad on me the store attendant did sort of mention it doesn't really seem to fit the style of anyone among the group and just was looking for the right type of body of course I've heard that before in the past and it turned into a disaster since the attendant was only trying to make a sale anyway what should I do because I want to buy the shirt but I'm just a little nervous about how my friends will respond and if there will be any awkwardness between us afterwards stuff like that because I have been fitting with it a lot even though it might not be the standard fitting people think of and I think my friends have a feeling I like it but they might just be playing it off or are they waiting for me to make a move? I'm just so confused I'm not sure what I should do....

aww dont make fun of him T_T

[wolfgirl90]

@OminousCloud :



I think you need to just buy the shirt.

You can't just let your friends eye a shirt that was already yours before it arrived at the store...before it was shipped...before it was made! That shirt is YOURS!! Forget your friends. They are not your friends; they are your competitors and competitors were meant to be destroyed. By taking their shirts!!

Be a man, woman! Ya gotta dominate that shirt. OWN THAT SHIRT!! But you can't own that shirt unless you buy it, even if you already own it. That's right, I SAID IT! Buy that shirt that you already own and OWN IT!! Forget that nonsense about finding other shirts in the fabric sea clothing. This is THE shirt! Don't you want a shirt that looks like this?



Of course you do! Now get out there with your non-balls and totally own that already owned shirt...because you own it baby!!