That one crazy ex boyfriend/ girlfriend

[MC_SI]

Have a really hot ex girlfriend that I couldn't be with due to her intelligence. After i ended it i received calls and texts from her less and less frequently but I still get about 2 a month after around 2 years.

[Velvet_Nightmare]

I am the crazy ex boyfriend. :|

[animegirl2365]

Yeah my crazy bf used to bully me and bat me up and stuff at my old school him and his group of friends. We were like in (pre school). So then he came to my new school and started to like me and crap. And I was really mean to him.But then it got creepy because he would stare at me in class follow me around. Write my name on his hands and not books named his dog after me. untill one day I had to go back to class to retake a math test on luch hour I got an F one it and he was in there. and the rest is to long but he tried to rape me in the class room.

[kajikun16]

my ex broke up with me for no good reason at all

[Annie Hall]

It's 3 AM and I have nothing better to do.
Sooooooo.
:]
Aside from the people I dated online back in the day [who were mostly all insane]

I once dated this boy who was a few years older than me.
We only dated for three days.
Within that time he managed to become the most awful kisser I've ever encountered and insult me by calling me "chubby" [I was 5'3 and 110, NOT CHUBBY]
When I broke up with him on the third day he told me he'd "Save himself" for me and that he really loved me and all this awkward stuff.

Weeks later he spread rumors about me.
:]

now he's a semi-professional wrestler.

Kudos for life lessons.

[miniPhil]

I have several crazy ones but the craziest has to be the one who had this thing for cats. When ever we made out she would dig her front teeth into my cheek and stroke my hair. One time she bit my tounge and literaly tried to pull it out of my mouth. I'm not sure what the appropriate response is in that situation but all I could ever do was laugh non stop. That relationship didnt last long.

[JIMBO.]

I am the crazy ex boyfriend. :|

I already beat you to it, but its fun what crazy thing did you do ?

[Hoseki]

Two weeks ago I broke up with someone, guess I can call him crazy ex-boyfriend now. Each time I did something, I had to explain him everything, even the reason why I chose to say something in such a way not in another. Every day I had to justify myself for small points. He never believed me, 'cause he was sure that knew me better than anyone and saw things like he wanted. I gave him two years of my life, now I can't even tell why... But for those two years I lost almost all of my friends, because of him. He called them each day checking where I was or what was I doing (even after I let him know beforehand). he didn't let me talk with them or go somewere without him. I cried almost each day. Often he suddenly could change in mood and become very rude, he said painfull things that hurt alot, even today I can't remember them without pain in my heart. Now he keeps calling to my best friend, asking about my life "what...where...when...why...".

[SigmaSD]

I am the crazy ex boyfriend. :|

Hahaha, I think I might be considered a crazy boyfriend as well. But in my defense she just stopped talking to me for no reason, and I wanted to know if there was something wrong.

I sent her no more than 5 messages, and called no more than 3 times. Would that be considered crazy? (or maybe the fact that I remember the exact number of calls/messages makes me so). To this day she still hasn't called or returned messages.

[Hoseki]

Hahaha, I think I might be considered a crazy boyfriend as well. But in my defense she just stopped talking to me for no reason, and I wanted to know if there was something wrong.

I sent her no more than 5 messages, and called no more than 3 times. Would that be considered crazy? (or maybe the fact that I remember the exact number of calls/messages makes me so). To this day she still hasn't called or returned messages.

You're definitely not crazy Maybe if you missed couple of zeros in "5 messages and 3 calls"

[Teddy2116]

After I had broke up with my ex back in high school, cause she always accused me of cheating on her (tho I wasn't). She had made some cuts on her arms and told everyone around school that I did it to her. So for like a month I would get into random fights with her ex's and the guys that she knew cause of this. Also I remained single cause no girl would dare talk to me cause of this. Oh well I learned one thing tho, I have a mean left hook.

[Teddy2116]

Two weeks ago I broke up with someone, guess I can call him crazy ex-boyfriend now. Each time I did something, I had to explain him everything, even the reason why I chose to say something in such a way not in another. Every day I had to justify myself for small points. He never believed me, 'cause he was sure that knew me better than anyone and saw things like he wanted. I gave him two years of my life, now I can't even tell why... But for those two years I lost almost all of my friends, because of him. He called them each day checking where I was or what was I doing (even after I let him know beforehand). he didn't let me talk with them or go somewere without him. I cried almost each day. Often he suddenly could change in mood and become very rude, he said painfull things that hurt alot, even today I can't remember them without pain in my heart. Now he keeps calling to my best friend, asking about my life "what...where...when...why...".

Ouch I'm sorry you had to go through something like that

[SigmaSD]

You're definitely not crazy Maybe if you missed couple of zeros in "5 messages and 3 calls"

Well I wasn't trying to sound needy or desperate. That would've been worse. But I guess I got the point after she hung up on me three times. *sigh*

[Hoseki]

Well I wasn't trying to sound needy or desperate.

You didn't sound like that Take it as a little joke

[Hoseki]

Ouch I'm sorry you had to go through something like that

Thanks. I guess it was my fault anyway, that I couldn't stop this earlier, maybe I'm crazy but I couldn't broke up with him 'cause I felt pity for this person, that he will be lonely or suffer

[Miyukara]

I can't really say I have a crazy ex
But if I broke up with him he could be counted as one
Though, I won't go into details because I know he'll find this somehow (he seems to find out everything somehow)
And then he'll have another excuse to be angry at me

[Miss Moonlight]

I have several crazy ones but the craziest has to be the one who had this thing for cats. When ever we made out she would dig her front teeth into my cheek and stroke my hair. One time she bit my tounge and literaly tried to pull it out of my mouth. I'm not sure what the appropriate response is in that situation but all I could ever do was laugh non stop. That relationship didnt last long.

Hmm wow, an ex crazy for the kitties, hehe. Kinda cute.

As for my exs, I think i'd pretty much trump everyone in this thread.

[Lola Granola]

I've dated a few crazies.

First I'll start off with "Zack".

Zack was an extremely obsessive control freak. He barred me from my favorite sites that allowed any form of social interaction, including everything and anything associated with anime-forum, which explains the hiatus in my seven year stay. Consequentially, he flipped the hell out when I made a myspace. We were also engaged and had rings at one point. I don't remember what I did to piss him off, but those rings ended up bent and broken and in the trash can.

He never hit me, though he was emotionally abusive (many things said I can't repeat here) and put me in dangerous positions. Once, during an argument, he threw a knife and shattered a panel of glass in the room we were in. When I was trying to break up with him I made the mistake of getting into his car and he ran a stop light, purposely, with me still in the vehicle.

He threatened to join the military if we broke up. Which he did anyway. He threatened to commit suicide. On one occasion when he claimed to have swallowed a bottle of pills, I ran two miles to his house to see if he was alright. I was met with the slam of a door in my face. He has threatened to tell my parents all my secrets, threatened to kill my family, and has claimed to have a "hit list" of my friends.

When we finally did break up, he stormed into my work place and asked to see me. My manager took me off the registers and said I had a guest. When I met him face to face, he called me many names and said many bad things, which caused me to retreat into the break room where I proceeded to bawl my eyes out. When I got home that day I found a bag of everything I had ever given him, including notes and dance photos torn up (which annoyed me more than anything because I paid for them), and stuffed animals with their heads ripped off. Though I never saw him again, after, he circulated plenty of rumors and lies about me.

A few months later I met "Luke".

Luke was someone I thought I would one day marry. We were together for nearly a year and a half. He had a two year old daughter who was not my own, but I cared for her anyway. I stayed with this person despite knowing there was a possibility of another woman entering the picture at some point. When we first started dating he believed in polygamy and that it was human nature not to commit to one person. Bad news obviously, but I was heart broken, young, and did not care.

When the other woman came back into the picture, and I started dating someone new he started to to go crazy. It turned out the woman was not who she used to me and he regretted leaving me. He proposed to me and wanted to buy a wedding ring with his tax return. He confessed that he cheated on me with two other women in the very same bed we slept in. I still had feelings for him and the new person who I was with at the time was admittedly a rebound. I would see him a couple of times. On one occasion when Luke and I were out together, he asked me to marry him again and I said no.

A fight erupted and he proceeded yell at me and call me names, throwing trash at me, pushing, shoving, and throwing me against his car. A couple who saw the incident go down threatened to call police and the random woman threatened to mace him. I saw him one other time and then never saw him again. I later found out he drove past my residence and my parent's residence a few times. Even when Garrett and I started dating he was still stalking, to the point where he told me what night he heard laughter coming out of my window - which meant he would have had to have been right below my room.

I'm sure there are many holes in this but these are the incidences I remember the most.

Lesson of this Thread: High School Romances Don't Last

[tonhao90]

I'm sorry to say, I am the crazy ex boyfriend

I left her cause she chose her **** of a sister over me after I gave her 6 years of my life,

since we split I have gone so far as to hack her email and mess with all of her online stuff that means so much to her,


but just so you guys know I'm not bad guy I do it cause she hurt me bad.

I just know I'll bump into her again at some anime con.

Hahaha. Sounds fun. Good thing none of my ex-girlfriends know my passwords nor how to hack.

I have never had any reasons to get vengeance. Things always ended in a pacific way. It is usually I that break up, anyway. =P

[IFS]

Reading all these stories I suddenly feel glad that I have a fear of women, atlhough its slowely starting to dissapear but it did save me from all the crazyness.

[tonhao90]

Reading all these stories I suddenly feel glad that I have a fear of women, atlhough its slowely starting to dissapear but it did save me from all the crazyness.

These are exceptions. Don't be afraid. Women are the greatest thing God could create. They are considerably more beautiful than men, they smell great, they are cuter, they are more sensitive and there are many positive things we could say about them. Men are simply little-evolved monkeys, really inferior to women.

Sometimes, I wish I were a woman (and I would be lesbian, that's for sure). I think I would be a better person.

[IFS]

These are exceptions. Don't be afraid. Women are the greatest thing God could create. They are considerably more beautiful than men, they smell great, they are cuter, they are more sensitive and there are many positive things we could say about them. Men are simply little-evolved monkeys, really inferior to women.

lol, its not that I don't like women, I love women, its just when I'm near them they seem so intimidating and then I freez up, but thats only in person, on the forums or any chat application I don't mind and I can talk normally to them, be my self as one would say.

Sometimes, I wish I were a woman (and I would be lesbian, that's for sure). I think I would be a better person.

lol I've thought about that to, exactley the same, just I would choose myself less chubby.

[Sparda]

Well i wouldnt say its to "crazy in the sense" but one time when i broke up with my girlfriend because of reasons you really dont wanna know, she acted fine when it happened and said we will still be friends, so i thought everything was fine as you would expect. A week later i come home from work to find out she had hacked into my x-fire account and hotmail deleting everything, just leaveing messages explaining that she did it not why..... i was dumbfounded. i havnt seen her since but im not mad now, i just want to know why....

[JIMBO.]

Hahaha. Sounds fun. Good thing none of my ex-girlfriends know my passwords nor how to hack.

I have never had any reasons to get vengeance. Things always ended in a pacific way. It is usually I that break up, anyway. =P

she has it back now after I blocked and deleted all her contacts on msn and mess with her gaiaonline stufff, she thinks there is a guy called "Johnny" (a metal gear gag) after her online I keep talking about my friend "johnny" on face book she still dont get it. I have a few more gags to play on her but I need some money first

[Lola Granola]

Don't you have better things to do with your time/money than constantly engage with someone who supposedly broke your heart? Internet bullying/hacking doesn't make you crazy. Just annoying.