Why would you be arrested?

[.Sev]

The cops have arrested you. You're finally going downtown to get what's coming to you. You knew this was coming, so don't act so surprised.
Why are they taking you away? If possible, explain every bloody, gruesome detail.

[Cobra Commander]

If the cops are after me, they're not arresting me, they'll be dragging me away in a body bag. If I'm going to do something to draw their attention, I'm going to make it worthwhile.

[Elphaba]

lol I like this thread XD
Lets see there are a few people that I hate and I watch way to much Medium so I would probably murder some one in their sleep but I don't know how. I would probably just make it up as I go along.
Another thing I would really get arrested for because I would do it is stalking someone. I don't know how far I would take it but I'm clumsy so I may or may not get caught.

[Armageddon]

Road Rage Gone Bad..
.___." I have absolutely no patience for people on the road.
and when people tailgate me, or flip me off for no reason (I`ve been told it`s because I haven`t changed my License plates on my car.. and the locals just don`t like drivers from other states) I get extremely annoyed... So.. On many occaissons I have followed people back to their homes.
One of these days.. I'll probably snap.
And throw them in a barrel of acid that would magicly appear for this purpose.

[Videlreyes]

I never done anything as bad as to get the cops' attention, so them coming to arrest me is can only mean one thing, I've been framed! D:

[International 4-8818]

Arson. I would just look at them and say, "Some men... just want to watch the world burn"

[SigmaSD]

Contraband and/or illegal possession of starfish.

[GameGeeks]

Murder, walls painted with blood, intestines along the walls like party banners. The heart placed on the mantel next to pictures of loved ones. Brain pie made out of the guys brain sitting on the table next to a martini glass filled with blood and an eye where the olive would go. The guy would be propped up in a chair in the dinning room in front of the meal I prepared, his body hollowed of all organs. I'd sit in front of his TV, hands and clothing drenched in blood, watching Dora the Explorer.

[Ellxeeva]

I stole a dozen hearts. xD

[Nanobyte]

For my lolicon storage? :T

[Ashminigun]

Most probably all the -illegal- downloads in my hard drive *gasp*

-- or --

Assassination attempt on one of the world leaders.

[Lily Rock]

Dressed as a Paladin, running around, slicin' yo people up.
So you need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cause i'm out on the road.

[Token Black Guy]

Probabaly beating the life out of somebody with a sledgehammer while listening to Dethklok music on their stereo. Then turn the gas stove on and light a candle in another room and run the hell out of there.

[Kyubi-no-kitsune]

probably for starting a coup or assasinateing a high status political figure but of course i think on a grand scale

[Uta-chan~]

Probably for playing too many instruments. Heh~

[blueangel06661]

For insisting I'm 18 and try to get into a club and making a scene when they say no though I really am 18... Is it because I'm tiny... It is isn't it :]

True story ;p

[Aku no Hikari]

For being much more awesome that permitted by the law.

[Meenah]

Thing is I don't know how I could be arrested. ;/ I've asked people what would I be arrested for and they can't think of anything. ):

[Eris]

Resisting arrest.

[Aku no Hikari]

Resisting arrest.

You just divided by zero, didn't you?

[blueangel06661]

Thing is I don't know how I could be arrested. ;/ I've asked people what would I be arrested for and they can't think of anything. ):

Psh what sort of friends are they??? >: You'd be arrested for having too many stuffed pandas by the stuffed panda zoo keeper.

[Meenah]

Psh what sort of friends are they??? >: You'd be arrested for having too many stuffed pandas by the stuffed panda zoo keeper.

Goodness. xD
My friends see me as a goody-two-shoe. They can't see me do anything that could get me arrested, let alone me getting in trouble in general.

[Eris]

You just divided by zero, didn't you?

I'm a physicist, so I'm allowed to divide by zero, as long as I specify from which direction I do so.

[Aku no Hikari]

I'm a physicist, so I'm allowed to divide by zero, as long as I specify from which direction I do so.

But that's not dividing by zero. It's dividing by a very small number that approaches zero.

[Alexa_miyagi]

hmm if i would be arrested maybe for murder, i would kill anyone who crosses me in the most artistic way i know.