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    Default Make a random bad pun thread

    Though, this thread is kind of like running with scissors, I don't know if it will make the cut.

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    Default Re: Make a random bad pun thread

    I have a daily quota of one bad pun. I always make sure I meet it.

    From earlier in chat today:

    tteed: i'm watching the karate kid.
    tteed: lol @ in china everyone knows kung-fu.
    Gjallarhorn: They're an...
    Gjallarhorn: [drumroll]
    Gjallarhorn: asian kung-fu generation
    Gjallarhorn: [/awful pun of the day]

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    Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying. I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.


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    Default Re: Make a random bad pun thread


    Sorry I had to~


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    Default Re: Make a random bad pun thread

    I can't seam to say any good puns. Lol. I'm lucky when I do. Lol. I'm really horrible at it. So.....idk where to start on my bad puns...........wow I just realized I'm horrible at remembering my own bad puns.....hmmmmm maybe I am doomed to it forever....o well
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    Default Re: Make a random bad pun thread

    Quote Originally Posted by lil_cricket View Post
    I can't seam to say any good puns. Lol. I'm lucky when I do. Lol. I'm really horrible at it. So.....idk where to start on my bad puns...........wow I just realized I'm horrible at remembering my own bad puns.....hmmmmm maybe I am doomed to it forever....o well
    Don't worry, these are bad puns, not good puns.

    Besides, when it comes to humor, some of us are like a prostitutes underwear. We have our...ups and downs.
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    The Earth is so bipolar.

    yeah, thats mine.

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    Happened to find this once;
    10 best puns ever?

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