How do you like your hot pocket?

[Capernicus]

We all know hot pockets can only be served two ways: frozen solid or boiling lava hot. So which would you prefer? You have to eat it immediately when it is served.

[aether]

I like my pockets sewn into a coat as they can hold keys and stuff. Why would I want to freeze or cook a particular section of my coat or jacket?

[Skylar1]

I prefer my hotpockets to be served right into the trashcan.

[Sanosuke23]

Boiling lava hot on the inside, frozen solid on the outside.

[.Sev]

I like them served to my enemies I wish to poison. No assembly required.

[Eris]

Boiling lava hot on the inside, frozen solid on the outside.

Microwave ovens for great victory!

[Capernicus]

Microwave ovens for great justice!

fify

[Eris]

fify

I disagree. Great victory is more meaningful than great justice.

[Skylar1]

I disagree. Great victory is more meaningful than great justice.

The best way to win an argument is to be the loudest?

[Eris]

The best way to win an argument is to be the loudest?

Yes.

[Alcmaeonid]

I prefer to keep my pockets around room temperature in order to avoid burns or frostbites on my thighs.

[International 4-8818]

[DOOM!]

What is this, more anime fan food? Then may I also suggest direct ingestion of car antifreeze.

[Inactive Account 0061]

Never had a hot pocket :<

[aether]

As the old saying goes revenge is a dish best served cold

[Miss Moonlight]

I prefer one hot pocket to be ice cold and rock solid, and one that's capable of delivering 3rd-degree burns if you try to eat it or touch someone with it.

This way, if i'm being robbed, I can use them as weapons. No one will ever mess with me again!

[Skylar1]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great,
And would suffice.

Oh, It makes sense now Robert Frost! Clearly he meant that the end of the world is a hotpocket.

[aether]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great,
And would suffice.

Oh, It makes sense now Robert Frost! Clearly he meant that the end of the world is a hotpocket.

It would either have to be alot of them or one giant one

[Light Buster]

Hot, cause their good.

[~*Red*~]

I'll have boiling hot lava please.

[HAL 9000]

I've never had a hot pocket, nor do I know what they are. All I know is that they're edible, so I'd prefer them to be cold. Just so I know what they taste like.

[Vyndrasta]

Boiling lava hot please x3! Yeah, I can really eat 3. =)

[SigmaSD]

What is this word "Hot-pocket"? Is it the american version of "Caliente Pocket"?

[Vyndrasta]

What is this word "Hot-pocket"? Is it the american version of "Caliente Pocket"?

LOL. Perhaps it is. It's quite yummy infact.

[SigmaSD]

LOL. Perhaps it is. It's quite yummy infact.

Ugh...I've had that before. Maybe that's the reason I got my stomach problems in the first place. Jk

But I only eat one when there really isn't anything to eat and I feel hungry. Though I tend to give the pepperoni to my dog. I don't like eating it cold, but it sucks eating it hot cause it burns my tongue. And what is worse is that if you wait for it go cool down, it gets stringy and the inside sometimes becomes burned hard.