If you could ask your pet one question...

[Bulf]

If you could ask your pet one question and they'd answer you in perfect English (or whatever language you speak), what would it be? After they've answered your question they'll go back to normal and never speak English or whatever again.

If It were me I'd ask them what their favorite brand(s) of food were so I would know what to get them.

[Kaname Shikara]

I'd ask them why they insist on their barking at absolutely nothing while I'm trying to sleep...

[RexCars]

Why are you so neurotic?

I'll be chilling on the sofa, he'll be sitting beside while I'm reading or something and he'll just sit there and lick everything within tongue range.

[MirrorToTheMoon]

How he sees his life.. I am never going to understand that dog.

[blueangel06661]

I'd kindly ask her to stop scratching her back on the coffee table and on the ground outside.... As much as I love you dear you're bringing in leaves into the house and your back is getting scabby

She's the perfect dog otherwise.

[Meenah]

If my parrot was still alive, I'd ask it "Its so funny when you crap on my dad, but why?" c:

[Megamind's Minion]

can i ask his ghost?...
Brutus, why did you die on me..?.. without saying goodbye...

[Aku no Hikari]

Can you explain in general and in details what you think about human beings, other animals and creatures, and your philosophy in life regarding them?

 

But I'm afraid it might take the question very literally and answer it with "yes"... Orz



Or more likely, "no".

[.Sev]

Would you please not hump my leg every chance you get?

[aether]

Why the heck he can keep eating and still demand more yet give some catnip drops and he'll go off the food yet give him catnip powder he'll eat

[Jmosies]

I would ask my dog why he enjoys licking the inside of my ear so much. Also, what the heck he's thinking when he eats the kitty litter.

[wolfgirl90]

My dog's left forepaw is slightly twisted. When we adopted him, the shelter explained that he was already like that and that they don't know how it happened. So I would ask him how it happened. It doesn't affect his running or anything, but it is the biggest mystery about him.

[aether]

Those little things make pets more interesting

[Lord Tsukuyomi]

I would ask my dog, why do you have to **** everywhere in the house? Do you think its funny that I walk inside my bedroom and see your dookie lying on the middle of my bed? why cant you just tell me when you need to go? Oops thats three questions. Umm...if I had to pick one I guess I'll have to ask the first question.

[Uta-chan~]

I would ask them if they love me. TT_TT

[justin.]

i would ask my dog what he wants from me.

[Miss Moonlight]

"Why can't you just sit still when I want to take you out for a walk? jumping around too much makes it hard to put leash on you, dammit."

[SigmaSD]

"Why do you attack anyone who gets within a 6 inch radius of me?"

[Xeyuzio]

I would ask my cat "Why do you go outside when there's dogs and cars that can kill you?" because he always try's to go outside when we open the door <.<

[Saxima]

If I could ask my sister one thing, I would ask her "Why do you torture me so?"

[Cobra Commander]

I have two dogs, so to the first I'd ask "Why do you like cooked carrots so much?" and to the second "Why do you insist on beat me, the floor, and the furniture with that club you call a tail?" She comes over and sits or stands, and if you don't pet her she thumps her tail on something. It's pretty loud. I actually encouraged the behavior because it irritates my parents.

[Lily Rock]

Would ask the dog at my father, why she is such a dumbass, cause she hits her head in every single book case, knee and door.

[3pleT]

Norah: What the hell's the deal with cats and you guys? You chase them around all day, and when you finally manage to catch them, you just let them go?!
Dick: You're a dog, dammit! Why do you let that fat cat sleep on your stomach? He attacked you (and others) dozens of times, steals our food, and nobody likes him, including the other cats (you know, the ones we feed voluntarily).

Yeah, the general question goes to Norah; she doesn't do anything particularly weird that I know of.

[Bibi of the Blue Sea]

Well, my ferret is dead so I guess I'd ask her to come back.

[aNGRY sCOT]

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