People who get brain tumors deserve them

[DOOM!]

for being on the phone 24/7.
You have them in front of you, you're talking serious business, you're running out of time and need to hurry somewhere, or are just doing something really fun, but then their phone rings and they just HAVE to take it, and they just HAVE to take a whole hour chatting, running laps around the subject, and then, finally, SOLVE NOTHING while you and everyone else have to stop and stare at them farting small talk on the phone.
If anybody ever got a brain tumor, it can only be because of extensive cellphone usage, and Woman! don't you expect me to stop laughing and bare with you for a second when that liver in your head starts to swell; you deserve it!

I've been with her in the kitchen for half an hour, chain smoking and staring at her as she kept blabbergabbering with her mother or whoever the hell it was; all I wanted was to tell her about tomorrow's barbecue and ask if she'll contribute, and it's been an hour since I left the kitchen and she's still there jibbajabbing!

Who agrees here? Let's laugh at people with brain tumors; most fit punishment!!!

[3pleT]

Yeah, I seriously don't know a single male human who does this (they probably get their cancer from their wives' radiating annoyance).
There was only this monkey at the zoo, but he was kind of trained to do it to look cute. Also, I don't think what they gave him was the real phone.

So yeah, let's laugh at all those women who fit the average annoying woman stereotype.

 

If you're even reading this, you probably don't.

[genericusername2]

Women are always doing stupid things. Some are smarter then others, but who cares? It's as if they are born with some brain disorder.

[Ellxeeva]

Women are always doing stupid things. Some are smarter then others, but who cares? It's as if they are born with some brain disorder.

Low blow…


Okay, so that’s your opinion, “women are stupid” blah blah blah. Face it, despite the whining about women about brain tumors and stuff, You still choose to be with these wonderfully amusing species.

[TheAsterisk!]

McDoom, you're lucky, firstly, that pretty much everyone knows you're a comedian/windbag/angler/troll (depending on your and readers' moods), and, secondly, that I don't care much for my mother (for the tumor, not the phone- she does send out e-mails to excess, though).
I suppose someone could also take issue with the idea that cell phone use causes cancers or tumors, but I've been a bit indolent this week, and I don't think I'll bother this time.
Finally, if one wishes to practice masterful optimism/delusion, think of this: a voice call costs the phone company much more than a text, though the billing charge is lower. Maybe she's just stickin' it to the man?

Who agrees here? Let's laugh at people with brain tumors; most fit punishment!!!

Howzabout we just laugh at dumb people? That would cover idle chatters, too, you know, but target even more annoying fools for our scorn and ridicule.

[Furore]

I thought it was women on average who were typically capable of mental dominance while men have the higher average muscle mass advantage?
Maybe that's why they annoy some guys and why those some guys don't understand their jibajabbing...

I'm lucky, my entire lifestyle and career doesn't require that much intellect anyway and physical strength is a definite bonus.

[3pleT]

I thought it was women on average who were typically capable of mental dominance while men have the higher average muscle mass advantage

As a matter of fact, science claims that men's and women's IQ is about equal, but men are more likely to go to the extreme, positive or negative (very superior/mentally challenged). So women use the fact that there are more retarded men to prove that they're smarter, and men use the fact that there are more male scientists to prove that they are. And they're all wrong.

Maybe that's why they annoy some guys and why those some guys don't understand their jibajabbing...

Pretty dumb theory you got there, sir.
1. I'm annoyed whenever someone talks on the phone without leaving the room, because I'm only able to hear one side of the conversation, which makes it boring and nearly impossible to fully understand.
2. I was able to notice that 90% of it is small talk and gossip. Despite (or, perhaps, because of) the fact that any non-retarded person can understand both of those, I am extremely annoyed by them.
3. I prefer talking face to face. As far as I'm concerned, the phone is only for the quick exchange of information, and not something I may talk about with a friend in a bar when there's no chicks around.

FACT: People talking on the phone for more than five minutes is an annoying occurrence to pretty much anyone who doesn't do that.

[Furore]

And when they are constantly gossiping and making smalltalk they're exchanging and processing information quite efficiently. It's always bugged me when I've trusted the wrong one with a secret and five minutes later all connected females know about it.

Perhaps that's why their IQs have less extremes then mens. Though I also believe the example you linked dates back to 1995. Have you got anything more current? Information that ancient might no longer be relevant. Not that I'm refuting it, just I have trouble accepting it because of the older than a decade thing.

[3pleT]

Perhaps that's why their IQs have less extremes then mens. Though I also believe the example you linked dates back to 1995. Have you got anything more current? Information that ancient might no longer be relevant. Not that I'm refuting it, just I have trouble accepting it because of the older than a decade thing.

http://www.paulcooijmans.com/intelli...fferences.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/...esearch.gender

Courtesy of Google.

And when they are constantly gossiping and making smalltalk they're exchanging and processing information quite efficiently. It's always bugged me when I've trusted the wrong one with a secret and five minutes later all connected females know about it.

Yeah, there's this men-are-from-Mars-women-are-from-Venus thing. See, on Mars when you say "I'm fine", it usually means "I'm fine". On Venus, however, "I'm fine" can mean many things, depending on its tone, including "I'm not fine, but I want you to push me harder to tell you, so I can see that you care." Even though I do speak some Venusian, i tend to avoid it, since I generally disapprove of its passive-aggressive nature. But its subtlety does, indeed, come from the female brain's natural ability to process... well... subtleties. As for your secret-related problem, this should be your lesson: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-47-hours.html

[DOOM!]

McDoom, you're lucky, firstly, that pretty much everyone knows you're a comedian/windbag/angler/troll (depending on your and readers' moods), and, secondly, that I don't care much for my mother (for the tumor, not the phone- she does send out e-mails to excess, though).

Not all know that, infact, a few WOMEN who don't know anybody with a brain tumor, or probably what a tumor is at all, neg repped me with their thoughts instead of posting them here. You, however, proved the smarter. It's unfortunate you can't laugh have an ironic laugh, but at least you see the point of all detest.

Finally, if one wishes to practice masterful optimism/delusion, think of this: a voice call costs the phone company much more than a text, though the billing charge is lower. Maybe she's just stickin' it to the man?

Hah! The only man they're sticking it to is the one who has to put up with their " 糞 ".

Yeah, there's this men-are-from-Mars-women-are-from-Venus thing. See, on Mars when you say "I'm fine", it usually means "I'm fine". On Venus, however, "I'm fine" can mean many things, depending on its tone, including "I'm not fine, but I want you to push me harder to tell you, so I can see that you care." Even though I do speak some Venusian, i tend to avoid it, since I generally disapprove of its passive-aggressive nature. But its subtlety does, indeed, come from the female brain's natural ability to process... well... subtleties. As for your secret-related problem, this should be your lesson: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-47-hours.html

And that's why we hate them so much. It's not like they use jargons or metaphors or tech language to communicate; in order for one to properly descipher what they say/mean, one must first care, which one doesn't.
You get a normal type person to say "There's an Apple and three Nails on the Table", and they will say "There's an Apple and three Nails on the Table". Now you get your stereotypical Venusian womenz to say it and they'll start "So I was walking, get this, WALKING, and my heel sorta struck a small hole in the asphalt, are you getting this? and yeah, it kinda threw me off balance for a second, but then I got back to walking again and you won't believe what I just saw, there was a CAR passing by, and I saw it just in time to walk 5 more feet away from it, although I was already 10 feet away, so it wouldn't hit me ...."
Jesus Christina! Get yourself a damn diary, write in it and then burn it!!!

[Rei]

I certainly don't talk on the phone that much, or feel the need to blast my mouth off talking every moment.

Don't turn this into a gender issue.

But then again, yeah. People who do that probably deserve it. Just meet the damn person.

[Capernicus]

Troll harder!

Also, I hardly consider myself a woman McDoom, not that it means anything to you.

[DOOM!]

whop whop whop

I'm the Bonerdagon. All retaliation is desisted.

Anyway, this isn't an issue just about the womminz, it's about EVERY jackhole that uses the phone for more than 5 minutes and even so, at poor use.

[Eris]

o_O How did this thread slip under my radar for so long?

Closed for the usual assortment of trolling, flaming, and other lameness.