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Yes I have.
My sister asked me " Where are them? ".
Mom: How do you make a document from an email?
Me: It is a document already.
Mom: But I want to save it.
Me: So put it in your saved box.
Mom: But I want to save it as a document.
My Chemistry teacher told the lamest joke ever...it doesn't make any sense in English, but believe me, 250 students facepalmed simultaneously...XD
Instead of worrying about the world we're gonna leave to our children we should worry about the children we're gonna leave to the world.
This morning my sister told me the computer was broken. I walked in and there was text being pushed across a text box on the web site she was on. I looked at her, the computer and at the computer desk, then picked up the pad of paper she'd set on the keyboard. She was like "Oh.... I didn't see it there."
That made me laugh, though everyone has done something like that in the past.
Helping out with School Sport down at the hockey centre. Some boys just dont learn. LOL
~Thanks to Paprika for the awesome sig. ~
A lot of things have today, actually.
First, I asked one of my friends (who, I swear, has been living under a rock for the whole of her life.) "To grill something, do you use, A, a microwave, B, an oven, C, a grill or D, a toaster?" She answered "...a toaster, right?" *FACEPALM by me and my other friends*
Second, my cousin asking me "What's Einstein's last name?"
Signature by myself :3
i git ma dayli facpawn wi a big bowul a frossies
There's nane that's blest of human kind,
But the cheerful and the gay man,
Fal, la, la, &c.
Here's a bottle and an honest friend!
What wad ye wish for mair, man?
Wha kens, before his life may end,
What his share may be o' care, man?
Then catch the moments as they fly,
And use them as ye ought, man:
Believe me, happiness is shy,
And comes not aye when sought, man.
mods feel free to run my language past a translator to check for any inappropriate language.
Jobseeking, walking all over town to hand out CV's
Last CV left, see an upper-class restaurant, decide to give it a shot
Woman in there who appears to be the manager asking me lots of questions, my responses get positive reactions
She accepts my CV and asks me to return tomorrow to pick up an application form
Walk inside restaurant, ask for an application form
Barman disappears, different woman returns, she informs me they're not hiring
I explain the events of yesterday
She pouts, raises her brow and says "well, I'M the manager, and we're not hiring"
I say "thanks" and walk out
I wouldn't mind, but I had to travel out of my way to get there and I had made the effort to dress smart. Life can be tough at the bottom of the ladder...
"Marvel at perfection, for it is fleeting."
So there was a raccoon in a tree a short distance from my house, but just far away enough that we couldn't quite see it very well, right? So my mom says "it's pretty big. Are you sure it's not a bear?"
The woman really does not know her wildlife.
Yup its called my Mom trying to be hip and failing miserable! I facepalmed big time esp. cause it was infront of my crush. I will never invite him over again! -_-'
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